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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he was... *snickers* k-killing younglings...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did Obi-Wan laugh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who hasn't killed a few younglings.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He shouldn't have said the M word.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >younglings' heads go bzz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol wtf game us this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol wtf game us this?

      Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy with the Movie Battles/Movie Duels mod

      Unironically the best Star Wars game ever made, and it came out 20 years ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn I've never beat it I've actually got it saved to my computer time to play

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was thinking there was no way LucasArts would put that in a game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me and my friends played the shit out of the multiplayer. Easily some of the best gameplay I’ve ever encountered.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Luke. Did I ever tell you how your father walked into a classroom full of 5 year olds and without second thoughts proceeded to slaughter one by one with his lightsaber, slashing and cutting off their little arms and little legs until none of them were breathing and the few surviving kids died of shock mere moments later? He was a good friend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Luke, did I ever tell you about the time these very droids stood around while your father buried your grandmother in the sand next to your house, and then had a wacky adventure in a battle droid factory with your parents? It's not a story Uncle Owen would tell you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Luke, did I ever tell you about the time these very droids stood around while your father buried your grandmother in the sand next to your house, and then had a wacky adventure in a battle droid factory with your parents? It's not a story Uncle Owen would tell you.

      https://vocaroo.com/16x0S55mZzRg
      https://vocaroo.com/13cVykobml8D
      https://vocaroo.com/1mKIHlRtWD9N
      https://vocaroo.com/1foEueiBjXe2

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come no-one blamed the lightsaber?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jej

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this man deserved redemption according to Star Wars gays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pobodies nerfect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was a good friend, please understand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was a good friend, please understand.

      Tbf the way Obi-Wan originally described the Jedi to Luke made it sound like they were an order of actual knights. At no point did he say "yeah we were also training a ton of students from infancy, the Jedi Temple was practically a daycare".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yoda also said that Luke was too old in ESB, and he was just 20. What do you think, genius?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He killed sand Black folk and he killed some child soldiers. Big fricking deal. They were nothing compared to the emperor who he killed to save the galaxy. #JusticeForAni #NotAllSith #AlderaanWasGayAnyways

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >One who has fallen so far, and done so much evil does not deserve redemption. In a way, Such turning from one's nature is cowardly. A betrayal of the self.

      Yup, Kriea was right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In a way, Such turning from one's nature is cowardly. A betrayal of the self.
        Is falling to the Dark Side not also a betrayal of one's self?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not if you're a sociopath/psycopath/power hungry narcisist/huge butthole
          Unless you want to argue that dark side users give up their free will in exchange of becoming tools for the force to manifest itself, but then you could say the same about the jedi.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God the prequels are so shitty.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, star wars nerd, reading the expanded universe books in the late 2000s
    >Anakin's grandson, Jacen Solo, has a technique called "flow walking" that lets him see past events
    >Luke built the new Jedi Temple on the same site as the old one, so Jacen can watch his grandfather killing younglings in 4k
    >decides "huh, neat, I kind of see where he was coming from" and turns to the dark side
    Funniest shit I've ever read in my entire life. I don't think George Lucas fully understood the implication of this scene of Anakin just straight-up murdering kids, but it has created some absolutely hilarious knock-on effects in the greater canon.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This scene is stupid. Why didn't he just force lift and then force smash everyone of these rebel scum into the floor?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's evil now.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A vibrator up each of their hairless buttholes.

    Bzzzzzz.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its *bvvvvv* not *bzzzzz*

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chud moment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Chad moment

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they fight back?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Revenge of the Sith is so embarrassing and by the shittiest of the prequels.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No!!! Don't kill the indoctrinated child-soldiers that will fight to the death to defend a corrupt council that has betrayed the foundations of their order!
    Anakin was right to kill them.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people pretend that the prequels were good now? Sequel trilogy was dogshit but so were the prequals.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anakin was attacked maliciously and unprovoked by a gang of younglings in the Jedi Council Chamber. When that many younglings get together they can be like piranha. Three eyewitnesses testified that if Anakin hadn't killed those younglings, they'd have killed him!

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of those little buttholes could have dropped Anakin if he let them get even just one free hit in. They weren't defenseless. Jedi were cancer and if allowed to live, the kids would have become insurgents later. The sand children were more sympathetic, assuming they weren't also running trains on Anakin's mom like their parents, but the israeliteess of course didn't care about them

    >Padme: "To be angry is to be human. 🙂 "

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