Cage returns as Dracula, possibly facing Van Helsing

Dark universe is alive, this time for real. Motherfrickers are doing this despite box office failures.

https://www.moviemeter.com/movie-news/nicolas-cage-might-return-as-dracula-despite-renfield-s-box-office-failure-10091

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Best part of a box office bomb
    >So good, you get a spinoff (I know, it should have been his movie to begin with)
    When has this happened before? This can't be the first time.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw dark universe somehow survives because it was dead and missed the moment other cinematic universes died
    Universal is stupid, no doubt about this, but the are based in their own stupidity.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Maybe this time they'll call the fricking Dracula movie DRACULA so it will make some money.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calling Dracula movie "Dracula"? Are you crazy? They will obviously call it "Jonathan Harker" and it will bomb harder than John Carter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope it's called The Last Voyage Of The _______
      Interesting premise but how idiotic are the naming people.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        in my country it's titled 'Dracula: final travel of Demeter'

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks like your country is so full of morons they have to put dracula in the title otherwise no one would know what the movie is about

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i laughed out loud at the cinema at the part they make sure to tell the audience that the Black person is le heckin smart oxford grad or whatever

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what? black guy in fricking dracula episode?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They no longer care about money. They just need new monster movies to their new theme park. They literally said that Renfield box office performance will have no effects on other films planned and there are no budget or tone restrictions. They will risk burning money in order to re-establish classic monsters to their new vision.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And solely to put the monsters back into people's minds again, no commonalities between the new movies and the theme park land since the theme park land's story is that an Elvira-esque descendant of Dr. Frankenstein has decided to take over the family castle and turn it into a tourist trap with all the monsters.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their """vision""" is to turn monsters into capeshit characters.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad tbh, he was fantastic and should have been the main focus of the movie in the first place. Here's hoping this one will be better.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren’t they doing Dracula’s Daughter, too? It’s so based that they won’t stop despite flopping.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be the only time a remake saying "the true antagonist was intergenerational trauma" will be appropriate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are doing this. There's dark universe theme park based on new versions of classic monsters in construction. They need these movies to refresh IP. It's now official trademark.

      https://orlandoparkstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/DarkUniversecrop.jpg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blumhouse confirmed that Universal is obsessed with these monsters and won't give up. However now instead of Marvel style, each movie will be a standalone story. They reworked their strategy and now monsters will still meet each other but only in crossovers so you don't have to know events of Frankenstein to watch Creature of Black Lagoon. No story arcs and cameos outside of official crossovers. Monsters first, universe second. No push for shared universe, they want to let it happen naturally.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cage should just also play Van Helsing

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't picrel the Dark Universe's Dracula already?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They lost rights when Legendary deal was over. Legendary kept rights. Universal only distributed it. You can get it directly from Legendary web page but can't find on Universal page.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Motherfrickers are doing this despite box office failures.
    daily reminder that morbius memes got them to put it back in theaters just to flop a second time

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes too old

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too old to play 600 years old vampire? Dracula in the novel is literally shown as old grandpa with mustache. I think Cage is perfect to play grotesque version of Bela Lugosi take. Clearly worn out and after some serious shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >novel
        Dracula vs Powers of Darkness, Cinemaphilebro, which is best?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neither. Polidori's 'Vampyre' as this one created the image of rich gentleman vampire Universal used for their film rather than actual 'Dracula' they titled movie after.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alright, but I'm wondering which one between "Dracula" and "Powers of Darkness" is the best Dracula book?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dracula. I prefer epistolary tone. It gives you feeling like you are doing some kind of investigation rather than following pre-made narrative.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Got it, thanks anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's perfect age for Dracula anon

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Frick renfield. Bring tom cruise and nic cage together for real kino.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In addition to this, Universal releases 3 more Dracula films. The Last Voyage of The Demeter, Dracula's Daughter, Nosferatu. They will flood movie market with Dracula just like Marvel flooded it with superheroes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dracula is the most oversaturated public domain character in film.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. And Universal is still doing more. There will be like 100 Dracula movies soon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wikipedia already lists over 100 Dracula movies in their "Dracula movies" category. You should be concerned about there being 200 Dracula movies soon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's already more than 200. Dracula and Sherlock Holmes are two most popular fictional characters in movies.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dracula vs Sonic please

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"The movie vaguely implies that Dracula is still alive and Van Helsing could exist too somewhere i guess"
    >DARK UNIVERSE CONFIRMED NIC CAGE IS BACK THIS TIME FOR REAL

    That's a bit of a leap there. He didnt confirm anything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Universe is coming back tho. First as theme park but movies will probably be tied in. They trademarked the name already.

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