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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keep putting that work in, OP

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    see how a white boy gets down

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I would thrive in this environment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same i’m 260 and i train jui jitsu i feel like i could work my way up and run the yard + i’m higher iq

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

        t. Been in prison

        Toughest guy in your jiu jitsu gym is still scared to get hit in the face.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you can hit me in the face all you want but you will get choked out at the end of the day 🙂

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            prison is a numbers game

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This. There’s now these vids of moronic mma fighters talking how they ran jail or prison. Dudes are so full of shit. You get TOHd day 1 by like 5+ dudes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >pulls guard
            >realizes concrete isn’t a gay mat on the floor
            >owie

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i have actually been in fricking street fight and trust me jui jitsu still works bud, it will hurt me as much it’s going to hurt you being on that ground the difference is i’m used to it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                prison b***h material

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nice plate mirrors gay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You try that MMGay shit in the pen someone is just going to stomp your head while you're rolling on the floor. You'll be practicing BJ's instead of BJJ in no time homie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            t. Never been hit in face

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Been in prison
          this is not a flex, Enrique.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it is, Nigel

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No it isn't, Jamal. It means you're a trash human being.
              Good people don't go to prison. We made prison to put the animals that live among the men.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE 5 GUYS SHANK ME AT ONCE THATS AGAINST THE RULES ONE V ONE ONLY NOOOOOOOOO!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you are fat and i would rape you mercilessly

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jeez mr lahey, you really want me to curb stomp that black man for a cheeseburger?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are shot caller threads allowed but crust threads get banned instantly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Crust threads have been greenlit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It probably hit someone's nerve. Ever since the /lgbt/ raid it's clear that there's gays on the team.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't want that life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now, I am NOT a RACIST. I do NOT FRICK with that SHIT.
      But when you are ON THE YARD, it is SUPREME WHITE POWER.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >blackstone labs
      order 66 PEN1 for being a bunch of candy asses

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brother PJ putting in work

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I take lexapro for anxiety and finasteride for male pattern baldness

      Are either of those allowed in the pen or will that type of weak shit get me greenlit out on the yard?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It'll get you bootylit. Which is like being greenlit but for your booty.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the 1st thing I should do when I go to jail next week, my fellow callers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tell everyone you're israeli

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >walk up to the biggest guy in there and say “I’m here to eat your cupcake” say it aggressive as frick, you’ll be in them
      >your roommate is your “bunky for life” earn brownie points by asking if he needs a thunder buddy when it’s storming outside
      >sit at the sex offender table, if you can befriend them, you can befriend anybody

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kissable tummy

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if they found out he'd been fricking his sister?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's why you keep your paperwork hooped, so you have proof you're not a chomo

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    RIP THAT FARMERS HEAD OFF

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not a big fan of shirtless dudes

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hang on. Right behind shot caller...is that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IMPERIAL PROBE DROIDS DEAD AHEAD
      THEY'RE ATTACKING THE HOMESTEADS!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >alright Mike, you might not like this but for your next cover ID you’re gonna need some Nazi tats
    >way ahead of you Sam *pulls off shirt to reveal that he’s already got them*
    The late 2000s were a different time

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tails. Miles Tails Prower

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This pic always bothers me because the tattoos on his stomach are different from the actual movie. In the promo pics he has PEN1 DEATH SQUAD but in the movie he has a eagle there. Was it shopped for the pic, or is it shopped in every scene in the movie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dont you have a smaller pic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably something to do with the showrunners finding out PEN1 Death Squad is a real White Power prison gang IRL and not wanting to stir shit up by namedropping them without getting their permission first, same deal as American Me not explicitly referring to La Eme or SoA never explicitly mentioning any real 1%er MCs and using stand-ins instead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good point! Thanks anon. You've got the keys in this thread now.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Jeff's gut gets a little more fat every time a new Shotcaller thread is posted.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw i have this same body
    wat do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cut carbs for 3 months.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >why'd you bite that a la mode?
        >you gonna go around lickin' off every custard that calls you out?

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