call me retarded, but this was kinda whacky and fun

call me moronic, but this was kinda whacky and fun

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you have a nice day

      You are moronic. Eat shit and die

      moron

      you didn't understand the first matrix movies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The wachowski trannies aren't intellectual writers, the matrix isn't deep or difficult to understand

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you have a nice day

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched it. Probably never will. Same with Amazon's Rangz

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wise choice.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
    Did they just grab Keanu out of line at a Subway, slap a coat on him, then force him to read lines to get his sandwich?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are moronic. Eat shit and die

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a masterpiece, greatest romance ever filmed

    too esoteric and sincere for normalgays

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nuclear plebfilter.
    Incomprehensibly complex for most human brains in fact, for even a fraction of everyone who saw it an entire new evolutionary step is needed to understand it. It's beyond.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't find Laurence Fishburne's number
    >frick it we'll just get a look a like
    Do trannies really?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they wanted me to watch it they shouldn't have recast morphius

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The wachoski sisters made this as a frick you to the studio because they were going to lose the rights to the IP if they didn't make another movie, the sister's purposely made a piece of shit to screw over the studio
    If you paid to go see this...lol

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least it's a better "Matrix movie" than 2 or 3 . but sucks nonetheless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 and 3 are bad movies but at least they're fun. Resurrections is just dull

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    made me remember this scene. fricking kek.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick were they thinking with this nerd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How was he a nerd?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's not intimidating at all like Hugo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was terrible casting but why is he a nerd?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn’t believe this scene. Worst than a fan edit.
      I watched the first Matrix movie only a few years ago and I thought it was excellent. Great movie. I think I watched the two sequels after that and I can barely remember a thing. Or maybe I never bothered to watch them since the first one works as a self contained story.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 4 > 2 = 3

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the beginning part where he works at the game company, where they machines are gaslighting him about The Matrix was pretty neat...everything else was terrible.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe if you have rock bottom standards

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok moron

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's objectively the best Matrix movie after the first one.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's self-aware and it's an opulent troony openly wasting WB studio money because they've been begging the Troonchowskis to do a sequel for years so one of them just did whatever he wanted with the franchise and its characters. it's not as good as the first movie but it's not some horrible schlocky cash in or anything.

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