Can Elves get fat?

Can Elves get fat?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    perfection

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just ask Haldir in two towers

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You did and you're a fairy

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she isnt fat, she is just horribly miscast

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's find out.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is she?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My wife

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fivehead
    >rat face
    >flat chest
    >3 eggs left
    >smarmy cunt attitude
    >welsh
    Still cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >smarmy cunt attitude
      No irl, she's quite sweet and goofy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *Not irl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'll prove it with....a random photo of her smiling
          ???

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'll prove it with....a random photo of her smiling
          ???

          >smarmy cunt attitude
          No irl, she's quite sweet and goofy

          >fivehead
          >rat face
          >flat chest
          >3 eggs left
          >smarmy cunt attitude
          >welsh
          Still cute

          Shill war

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >irl
        >posts tv interview
        Thats not real life anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trying too hard

  10. 2 weeks ago
    scp f°undati°n ▶mr. bruh (state:°n my psych° meds)

    i want to eat her shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sir

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they literally cast the ugliest angloid to play galadriel lmao

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea. But apparently they can't be attractive.

    Not anymore. Thanks Biden!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they were setting her up for failure to compete against peak cate blanchett

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She isn't fat

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, they cant get fat, ugly, old or ill.
    Only wounded and killed in battle and Cirdan wich was some of the first to awaken and spend thousands of years without meaving valinor was the only one ever showing signs of age and even had a beard.
    If he had gone to valinor he wouldve been young again but he stayed on middle earth to build ships to help other elfs reach thr undying lands.
    Also elfs didnt cheat or had sex other than for reproduction wich they only did after marriage.
    They are angelic creatures.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    considering she looked like this as a kid, I'd say she ended up way more attractive than she should have

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give her to me if you dont like her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give her to me if you dont like her

      she looks inbred and retarded while adult version looks like a 9/10 beautiful girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. roastie enatt4ydkbler

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the main hobbit girl is more attractive tbh

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought mods blacklisted all the dicky-Gal webms?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only well cast elf in the entire show.
      Elrond carries himself like an elf. He also speaks like an elf should. Just awful on the aesthetic front, though.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus. Just that little bit of chub and she drops from a 10 in bongland to a 5. Being fat should be illegal.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haldir could according to Jackson. Almost as bad of a casting.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a nice shape for a woman to be. I wouldn't call her "fat."

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rats can eat 10 percent on their body weight per day.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pretending she is "fat"

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