I could see the MCU devolving into the kind of nihilistic edgy and meta programming à la The Boys just based on the fact the current family friendly progressive stuff just isn't drawing the same crowds
I remember my friends had an extra ticket to Deadpool 1 opening night in imax. I had no idea what Deadpool was so I said sure. The whole time I was pic rel while fat tattoo'd bay area redditors lost their fricking mind.
I live in the Midwest and I call Deadpool a movie for forklift operators. Redditors and forklift operators are mirror images of each other and they cheer for the same quippy bullshit.
interesting. in my country forklift operators are just standard working class guys who would call redditors homosexuals. i think your issue is being american.
I dunno why... but that is one of my favorite movies.
Not the best, but something about that 90s gen x mallrat setting... and the nerd main character...
She plays Prof X's aborted sister who is in the comics. Only difference is she's technically suppose to looks like Prof X and personally I wouldn't want to watch a movie with Patrick Stewarts head on a female body.
Too gay for mainstream audiences
The entire film is an op for Reynolds and Jackman to frick backstage >Break up wade and Vanessa >Have multiple scenes of DP flirting with wolverine >Pegging talk >Random shots of Deadpool getting his ass smacked by some old man
It's too homosexual for me to handle and assuming the average moviegoer is as religious as me I expect it to tank
I saw tweets about that
It unironically feels like an antishill meme
Especially the ones that praise Venom's "gay rep"
Also, isn't Deadpool canon pansexual in all media?
NTA but presumably: >overemphasis on le gore and le violence to the point where it turns people off >overemphasis on quips and le fourth wall breaks to the point where it turns people off >meadering plot >bad CGI >bad editing >phoned-in performances
Any number of these could end up applying.
I really, really hope that this movie bombs.
>overemphasis on le gore and le violence to the point where it turns people off >overemphasis on quips and le fourth wall breaks to the point where it turns people off >meadering plot >bad CGI >bad editing >phoned-in performances
First two films have literally all of this
The comics did something similar when Joe Kelly left and Deadpool kept chugging along and gathering a following. The Deadpool comics haven't been good in over a decade, but the character is one of the more popular titles. At one point, fricking Brian Posehn was the head writer for Deadpool.
I liked Deadpool 1 and 2. I bet the third will be just as good. Plus Jackman and Reynolds have a lot of on screen charisma together. It may not save the MCU but it will definitely be the summer blockbuster.
Yes but also the MCU did not die, and it pisses me off how hard they’re going to play THE MCU IS BACK card when this movie succeeds. Turbonormies don’t actually truly invest in Marvel, they just like “big action blockbuster of week”. Adding streaming shows made the people who watch every single big budget movie, marvel or otherwise, now be allowed to go MCU FELL OFF by skipping a few shows…but they still watch every movie. The Marvels only tanked because it is specifically heavily tv related, every other Marvel movie still rakes it in.
Its funny because I was actually extremely hyped for this and was going to buy a ticket day one, but then I was like, frick Disney. I'll just pirate this shit in a month.
Blade's director just quit that movie is never coming out lmao. I don't even know how the frick they have such difficulty making a Blade movie. Just get the guy who directed John Wick to do it and put vampires in.
It might put a really temporary bandaid (but the box office will be frontloaded as frick).
but in the longrun, it'll do even more damage, forcing them to have even crazier glup shittos at the cost of the narrative/story etc.
even this one will have a dogshit story. at this point, it's putting them in a position where they literally will only make money if they pull the most insane glup shittos, which at some point, the load is blown. once you've blown that iron man load, it's genuinely over and you can't top that. that, and they're pretty quickly killing any casual audience left for themselves. 40 year old neckbeards are the only demo that would show up for these glup shitto shitfests
dingdingding
I can't understand why Deadpool is so popular. Fricking reddit shit.
Frick em in the pussybutt goddamn I'm fricking lathered up like when my dad molested me
it annoys the frick out of me how a movie like Deadpool pretends to be subversive but then falls for the same tropes as every other superhero movie in the third act
Logan is really the only one that stands out since the Nolan Batman films
Deadpool will probably do really well, but next years MCU movies look like dogshit so there's no saving anything I think
>Cap4, endless reshoots
Deadpool ain't saving that >Thunderbolts, a pseudo-sequel to Cap4 apparently
If Cap4 is shit, nobody will care for Thunderbolts
>F4 going against Gunns DCU Debut
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh >Batman2 infinite delayed
heh >Black in production hell for the 50th time
heh
No but you bet your ass Disney with parade its success like the second coming of Christ for all it’s worth. Then it’s back to shit with captain reshoots, not suicide squad thunderbolts (with its already shot sentry “interpretation”), fantastic four and its nod reed Richard’s and not silver surfer, not to mention the tv shows we don’t need like Agatha, wonder man, iron heart, etc. looking forward to how there gonna shove rdj into it and completely trivialize his death.
Is there any other actual good capeshit to watch ? Mcu is just done, dc dead and everything else just hardly tries to parody the mcu but eventually falls into the same tropes. Why the hell it's so hard to ask for just simple and enjoyable movie about masculine superhero being good guy and saving the day like superman (1979) or sam rami spider man
Hopefully not.
I could see the MCU devolving into the kind of nihilistic edgy and meta programming à la The Boys just based on the fact the current family friendly progressive stuff just isn't drawing the same crowds
I remember my friends had an extra ticket to Deadpool 1 opening night in imax. I had no idea what Deadpool was so I said sure. The whole time I was pic rel while fat tattoo'd bay area redditors lost their fricking mind.
You don't have friends
damn dude, you're so cool for not liking a capeshit flick
this but unironically
I know 😉
NTA but I know how miserable it is to suit in a room full of soifacing morons who flip shit over every reddit-tier quip
I'm going to go out on a limb and say you weren't invited again
I will admit, I did end up seeing the second one in theaters, once again, tricked by my redditor "friends"
>I mentioned reddit guys do I fit in yet?
>bay area
Will you go with me I'll pay for you
Idk why you got so many redditors malding with this post, Deadpool 1 was pure reddit slop.
We've had worse reddit slop since, also it came out just before the world went insane so there's a bit of nostalgia for it
>also it came out just before the world went insane
I vividly remember 2015 and 2016, the world had already went insane by then.
site is jam packed full of em lol where have you been
I was a big fan of Deadpool and I thought the first movie fricking sucked. I don't even mind Ryan Reynolds, I just didn't like him as Deadpool.
Controversial opinion:
Deadpool 2 was better than the first. At least the jokes landed more imo.
Trailers for this one also look alright.
Not controversial with me, second movie was way better than the first and they actually did a cool version of Juggernaut.
isn't the second one the one with the fat troony kid?
redditors absolutely BTFO by this post
We redditors are everywhere
(You) are outnumbered, homosexual
same
I'm in the bay area and I refuse to go to the theaters for anything. The "people" here are fricking filthy
I live in the Midwest and I call Deadpool a movie for forklift operators. Redditors and forklift operators are mirror images of each other and they cheer for the same quippy bullshit.
interesting. in my country forklift operators are just standard working class guys who would call redditors homosexuals. i think your issue is being american.
can't save something that's always been shit
>SNOIN
I dunno why... but that is one of my favorite movies.
Not the best, but something about that 90s gen x mallrat setting... and the nerd main character...
This is the main villain lol
Also they’re gender swapping more characters.
Go woke, go broke.
She seems pretty sexo. I don't see the problem.
She plays Prof X's aborted sister who is in the comics. Only difference is she's technically suppose to looks like Prof X and personally I wouldn't want to watch a movie with Patrick Stewarts head on a female body.
Word of mouth is going to destroy this.
How and why
Too gay for mainstream audiences
The entire film is an op for Reynolds and Jackman to frick backstage
>Break up wade and Vanessa
>Have multiple scenes of DP flirting with wolverine
>Pegging talk
>Random shots of Deadpool getting his ass smacked by some old man
It's too homosexual for me to handle and assuming the average moviegoer is as religious as me I expect it to tank
All the twitter homosexuals keep crying about these posters being homophobic
I saw tweets about that
It unironically feels like an antishill meme
Especially the ones that praise Venom's "gay rep"
Also, isn't Deadpool canon pansexual in all media?
Had to look this shit up but isnt pansexual just bi?
>too gay for modern Americans
Impossible americans are the gayest frickers alive, next to Isreal.
Nothing is too gay for modern western audiences.
>Random shots of Deadpool getting his ass smacked by some old man
Seriously though
What is the context?
NTA but presumably:
>overemphasis on le gore and le violence to the point where it turns people off
>overemphasis on quips and le fourth wall breaks to the point where it turns people off
>meadering plot
>bad CGI
>bad editing
>phoned-in performances
Any number of these could end up applying.
I really, really hope that this movie bombs.
>overemphasis on le gore and le violence to the point where it turns people off
>overemphasis on quips and le fourth wall breaks to the point where it turns people off
>meadering plot
>bad CGI
>bad editing
>phoned-in performances
First two films have literally all of this
The first two clearly weren't to the point of turning people off because they were relentlessly quoting it and talking about how funny it was.
The comics did something similar when Joe Kelly left and Deadpool kept chugging along and gathering a following. The Deadpool comics haven't been good in over a decade, but the character is one of the more popular titles. At one point, fricking Brian Posehn was the head writer for Deadpool.
It's going to have good word of mouth, people loved this dumb bullshit the first two times.
Nah, even Free Guy has good WoM/legs
I liked Deadpool 1 and 2. I bet the third will be just as good. Plus Jackman and Reynolds have a lot of on screen charisma together. It may not save the MCU but it will definitely be the summer blockbuster.
Yes but also the MCU did not die, and it pisses me off how hard they’re going to play THE MCU IS BACK card when this movie succeeds. Turbonormies don’t actually truly invest in Marvel, they just like “big action blockbuster of week”. Adding streaming shows made the people who watch every single big budget movie, marvel or otherwise, now be allowed to go MCU FELL OFF by skipping a few shows…but they still watch every movie. The Marvels only tanked because it is specifically heavily tv related, every other Marvel movie still rakes it in.
Cap 4 will flop
No, because if this is good they'll still follow it up with 3-4 bombs in a row.
Its funny because I was actually extremely hyped for this and was going to buy a ticket day one, but then I was like, frick Disney. I'll just pirate this shit in a month.
Maybe like 6 years ago. People can't afford to go to the movies right now
Inside out 2
>doesn't remember disney buying tickets
Cope
I went to see it last night and it was packed
Joychads win again
>uptick for one movie
>flops will continue after until morale improves
hopefully it will make them invest into a barrage of more flops
It's not a part of the MCU
Twitter will say “mcu is saved”
But I tend to doubt it. Maybe if they can milk XMen for a few years it could make a come back
>R rated movie
R for reddit
It all makes sense now
I'm sorry what? 240 mil domestic? That's like the biggest opening of all time. Seems fake
Biggest opening is 300 or so mil I think.
240 would be below no way home
Hell no
Does the MCU have anything else coming out?
Like...Blade?
This is the sole theatrical movie of 2024.
The "Filler Phase" before the Fox properties kicked in was not selling very well.
get ready for budget captain falcon and mexican falcon to put asses in seats at theaters near you!
Blade is never getting released
Blade's director just quit that movie is never coming out lmao. I don't even know how the frick they have such difficulty making a Blade movie. Just get the guy who directed John Wick to do it and put vampires in.
It might put a really temporary bandaid (but the box office will be frontloaded as frick).
but in the longrun, it'll do even more damage, forcing them to have even crazier glup shittos at the cost of the narrative/story etc.
even this one will have a dogshit story. at this point, it's putting them in a position where they literally will only make money if they pull the most insane glup shittos, which at some point, the load is blown. once you've blown that iron man load, it's genuinely over and you can't top that. that, and they're pretty quickly killing any casual audience left for themselves. 40 year old neckbeards are the only demo that would show up for these glup shitto shitfests
That dumb banana suit HAS to be a humiliation ritual
How do they predict box office openings anyway, there is no way this is accurate to within even 10% of the reality
>listen to redditors
Deadpool is Cinemaphile!
>listen to Cinemaphile anons
Deadpool is Reddit!
Who the frick cares. The movies are enjoyable and the third one probably will be too. Just needs more Yukio.
redditors wouldn’t say that
somebody who doesn’t speak the language shouldn’t be attempting to spin
>redditors wouldn’t say that
How would you know, redditor.
i study things i hate
it’s why i watch so much interracial porn
>hi wade!
>hi yukio!
better writing than 90% of the MCU
I only enjoy movies that Cinemaphile likes and reddit hates. Simple as.
This movie should be the MCUs post credits scene for movies. They can keep churning Disney streaming shit.
into the cameoverse? fans will shit and piss themselves when deadpool makes the 100 meta reference and 4th break quip
"is that... glup shitto number 69! no way"
"im losing my marbles reddit friend, he made a fart joke"
"jee wiz, haha that was so funny" (deadpool makes a dick joke)
dingdingding
I can't understand why Deadpool is so popular. Fricking reddit shit.
Frick em in the pussybutt goddamn I'm fricking lathered up like when my dad molested me
Oh shit
That last part was meant for a fricking text to a friend
Ignore that
it annoys the frick out of me how a movie like Deadpool pretends to be subversive but then falls for the same tropes as every other superhero movie in the third act
Logan is really the only one that stands out since the Nolan Batman films
Logan sucked too
Deadpool will probably do really well, but next years MCU movies look like dogshit so there's no saving anything I think
>Cap4, endless reshoots
Deadpool ain't saving that
>Thunderbolts, a pseudo-sequel to Cap4 apparently
If Cap4 is shit, nobody will care for Thunderbolts
>F4 going against Gunns DCU Debut
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>Batman2 infinite delayed
heh
>Black in production hell for the 50th time
heh
Marvel TV Shows
>Daredevil
lol
>Ironheart
LOL
GRIM slate ahaed
>F4 going against Gunns DCU Debut
It would be a really deeply humiliating blow for DC if Superman flops against F4.
I can write bullshit to with no facts
>Save th MCU
No...but hopefully it will be a fun movie. First two deadpool movies were dogshit.
No but you bet your ass Disney with parade its success like the second coming of Christ for all it’s worth. Then it’s back to shit with captain reshoots, not suicide squad thunderbolts (with its already shot sentry “interpretation”), fantastic four and its nod reed Richard’s and not silver surfer, not to mention the tv shows we don’t need like Agatha, wonder man, iron heart, etc. looking forward to how there gonna shove rdj into it and completely trivialize his death.
Of course I could always be wrong
If you care about franchise movies to discuss or engage with this shit in any shape or form, end your life. Right now.
It doesn't really even count as an MCU movie. Deadpool and Wolverine a legacy Fox X-Men characters.
Nah. It wont' fix what they've already done in phase 4 & 5. It'll hinge on what they do with the x-men when they put them in the MCU.
I like Hugh Jackman and thinks he does a good job playing the role, but him being 6’something playing a 5’2 character is weird
Is there any other actual good capeshit to watch ? Mcu is just done, dc dead and everything else just hardly tries to parody the mcu but eventually falls into the same tropes. Why the hell it's so hard to ask for just simple and enjoyable movie about masculine superhero being good guy and saving the day like superman (1979) or sam rami spider man
No, anon, movies about superheroes can never be good. No, not even The Dark Knight. That was a joke of a movie.
>not adjusted for inflation
best MCU movie of the year for sure