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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being raped as a man is a horrible experience. It has driven him to where he is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'm surprised the normies aren't saying it as it is, he's a rape victim

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt know

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, but I have basically lost all self respect I ever had because I fell in love with a woman who now hates me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Believe me you can always lose more

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Believe me you can always lose more
        I don't doubt it, but right now its how it feels. I don't know why pusy makes men do stupid things but I wish I did

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its his own pride fricking him up. He thought he was slinging pro levels of dick, but he was just an amusement.
    >we fricked once, deny your family and live with me in a land you've never seen, also we'd be desperately poor
    lol
    lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Goes insane from rejection after getting to hit it once
      >NOOOO PRINCESS MY DICK IS THE BEST YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ABANDON YOUR FAMILY AND COME BE POOR WITH ME AND PLAY WITH MY PUD ON DEMAND
      >tries to kill himself
      >anti-cuck

      you missed the point. He swore an oath to be celibate and uphold virtue. He committed to something higher than himself for a greater goal. He wanted to do that so then he would at least be married

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He willingly broke his oath so tight monke pussy is definitely more important to him than honor. He had even planned to have a life away from it all with his prize pussy in tow. He had a mental breakdown because he didn't get his way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Criston was raped! He was a brave survivor of a heinous sexual assault. He did everything to bring his own form of justice, chudcel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          frick off moron

          He willingly broke his oath so tight monke pussy is definitely more important to him than honor. He had even planned to have a life away from it all with his prize pussy in tow. He had a mental breakdown because he didn't get his way.

          Its not willingly so eh, youre wrong. Did you not watch the show. Do you not understand the concept of tarnished honor and trying to reclaim it. His entire dogma was his honor and his word and he lost both.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not willingly so eh, you're wrong
            >so eh, you're wrong
            reddit0r sighted

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >has no retort so "reddit"
              kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                using kek post 2016 will not make me believe you fit in here election tourist.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I dont care what you believe. You cant even carry a discussion without sperging out like a child.
                You cant even pick up basic story lines, why even watch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you're crying over a character who was mindbroken by underage c**t LMFAO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                only one crying here is you, I just told you what happened and you started seething

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He broke his vow and his moronic response was to try and convince the future queen to run away to perserve his honor. He'd be breaking vows regardless and she wasn't obligated to help him restore it by whatever moronic plan he concocted.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >virtuous queen
    >chivalrous knight
    >underdog hero with largest dragon
    Vs
    >incestuous prostitute
    >homosexual enablers
    >bastards
    >Black folk
    I know which one I root for

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to mention that the chivalrous knight is a gay basher and gets away with it despite a 100 witnesses, kek.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Did you see him laugh at the gay joke in episode 7? He got away with it twice.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hahahaha holy frick he really does hate gays. Based Criston.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            HBO hacks try so so hard to portray the Kingmaker as a villain but actually they make him more sympathetic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They tried to do the same thing with Soldier Boy in The Boys. Female writers try to make a character unlikeable and men just think
              >he's literally me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In s4e1 of the boys they will reveal that Soldier boy was a pedophile rapist or something because of how much people liked him just watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      which side is dr who on?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dr Who aka Daemon married Rhaenyra in the last episode so what side do you think he's on? You should really watch the hecking show.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is the strange marriage ceremony.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what's more strange than the marriage ceremony is the fricking color grading

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She looks like his mother

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as a strong black woman, she is naturally joining team black

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The right side.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bad pussy

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's angry because he knows he fricked up by sleeping with monke

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude was raped, it left him hopeless and without faith in this world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was princess pussy as well

      How does a young delicate girl rape a knight?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He had to obey. It's like how Dany raped Daario

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >How does a young delicate girl rape a knight?
        Rape is about power. You could be The Hulk and get raped by a cripple if they are in a position of authority over you that lets them order you to do what they want.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fear of consequences. She could have destroyed him if he didn't give in to her monke charms.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he has to obey the king over rhaenyra, and the king doesn't want him fricking his daughter, in fact he swore an oath not to

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If the king doesn’t want him fricking his daughter, the king would cut of his head and/or dick.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they replace him with an older actor?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Happens more than you think

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely. The real wisdom behind "No sex until marriage" is that you shouldn't frick someone until you're sure they are worth committing to. Pair bonding is a hell of drug, and too many men to count have jumped into bed with some worthless bawd only to end up hooked. Particularly weak and insecure men that haven't had a real relationship before. A certain kind of woman can smell that, and knows that a little pussy is enough to bind a man like that into virtual slavery for life.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is a seething idiot and Alison is a hysterical c**t. I don't care for them

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finding your perfect girl then losing her fricking sucks, no one and nothing else compares afterwards

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. especially tight monkey pussy

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have sex with your waifu
    >she tells you that she's marrying someone else

    The ending to episode 5 (where Criston is about to kill himself) was the most literally me shit that has happened on the show for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's an anti-cuck..

      also reminder that he wasnt rejected, Rhaenyra wanted to keep him as a bull

      lesser men would jump at the chance to be the queens royal frick toy.

      He's based and only cares about his name, honor, and grind to the top.
      This is why he is the biggest chad on the show
      and why redditors and twitter seethe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Goes insane from rejection after getting to hit it once
        >NOOOO PRINCESS MY DICK IS THE BEST YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ABANDON YOUR FAMILY AND COME BE POOR WITH ME AND PLAY WITH MY PUD ON DEMAND
        >tries to kill himself
        >anti-cuck

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would unashamedly be princess Monke’s boy toy until she becomes a haggard mother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then you're a cuck because based Cole didn't want to be Rhaenyra's prostitute. Instead he joins Alicent and I hope they destroy old monke and her bastards. The father's already dead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was about to kill himself because the pussy remission he was going through was so agonizing he couldn't imagine living without getting to taste monke pussy again. everything he is doing is because of his prolonged pussy withdrawel symptoms. if rhaenyra offered herself to Cole the Cucked he would gladly abandon his plotting with queen hagicent

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Cole the Cucked
          lol
          at least he's alive to destroy Rhaenyra and her family
          Revenge soon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >if rhaenyra offered herself to Cole

          she literally did, on the boat.

          >was about to kill himself

          Because he had dishonored the white cloak

          holy frick its like blackcels are watching a different show

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >because he dishonored the white cloak
            is that what you told yourself after she left you too?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its wierd how redditors and twitards all seem to blame him and hate him but he gets sympathy on Cinemaphile of all places.
    Truly a clown world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is clown world because everyone except for Cinemaphile tries to do "what's right" regardless of whether they're actually in the right. It's more important to everyone else that they're in the majority. Cinemaphile doesn't care about the majority so they're always right for that reason.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was already fricked up.
    If I were in his place I would please the princess and never speak about it.
    I might later have the chance to breed Monke and have my children rule the throne.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The pussy raped him. Criston Cole getting his vengeance against his ugly rapist is commendable and understandable. An eye for an eye.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's like a handsome version of me

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have no idea the shit pathetic men will do for some pussy. I currently have to deal with a revolving door of dudes coming around freaking out cause my downstairs prostitute of a neighbor ghosted her frick toys and now they keep coming around asking me if I've seen her. I've talked to them all. They all LOVE her apparently. They are also all 40 year old skateboarders with no homes or jobs. I should move. Or shoot them I dunno.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is Incel™

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >has cute virgin princess ride his dick like no tomorrow
    Is it possible for a man to experience a greater dopamine rush than this? Nothing in the world could possibly feel better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i always had a thing for troubled women and managed to actually save one from a life or death situation. the whole protector thing does feel really good but all of those women will leave you. i accepted it so it never mind broke me like it did creston the cuck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how is he mind broke when he just found a new lady to serve

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I COOM

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Men literally spend thousands of dollars to frick women every year

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked their sex scene but it should’ve been more explicit.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so handsome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone called him Eric Bana on Cinemaphile and I see the resemblance too. He's just a younger version. He's like a cooler version of Jon Snow so that's why he's popular.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone called him Eric Bana on Cinemaphile and I see the resemblance too. He's just a younger version. He's like a cooler version of Jon Snow so that's why he's popular.

      he looks like Aladdin to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't matter what he looks like because the show doesn't have many attractive men and women. For women, it's just Daemon and Criston. For men, seemingly nothing. I suppose there's Alicent's daughter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Young Allicent was cute but it's not saying much compared to GoT.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I thought the young versions of Rhaenyra and Alicent were cute. That's why there's at least one person who dropped the show after the recent time skip. I personally kept watching because it's the only show I'm following and I wasn't disappointed. Episode 6 was amazing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      saw a post on twitter where some girl said he's literally the perfect man and then someone commented that he's like 5'6 and the girl was like omg nvm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao. I wonder how tall she is. If she's like 6'0 then she's the female equivalent of him. I hope that heightist b***h is tall. I'm tall and I hate that women do that shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why do women care so much bout height. I'm an acceptable height (5'7) yet b***hes consider me a fricking midget, I'm taller than the vast majority of women it doesn't make any sense

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t. manlet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there's plenty of men who are shorter than you that get loads of pussy. just be pleasant to be around.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw 5'10 with broad shoulders

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Why do women care so much bout height

          It just looks good. The short woman/tall man combo is the best.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this is why

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            tfw I'm 5'11 and a half and I can't get a gf because every girl says she wants someone 6ft tall s m h fml

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lol. Tall women exist and they're in the same predicament as you so keep your chin up. Nobody wants tall women so maybe you'll get a pretty one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody wants tall women
                bullshit, nobody wants tall UGLY women. Theres a difference. Someone post the pic of the little blonde white dude with that big thick giantess amozonian chick with the boobas and the caption that talks about how proud he is to motorboat them boulders every night.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Someone post the pic of the little blonde white dude with that big thick giantess amozonian chick
                Interesting. It sounds like he settled for a pretty tall woman like I said you should.

                I am 6'2 and I want a tall gal with looong legs

                That's great. She's all yours.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I am 6'2 and I want a tall gal with looong legs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody wants tall women
                Bullshit. Tall women (mostly) doesn't respect manlets and they (mostly) want to date tall men.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Tall women (mostly) doesn't respect manlets and they (mostly) want to date tall men.

                Oh, is that what they want? Because I see tall men with short women. That's probably because most women are short but my point still stands. It doesn't matter what those huge b***hes want because there's not enough of the men they want.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Count your blessings, anon. I'm 5'5"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm taller than the tallest person in this thread and I've chosen to spend my life alone so I guess everyone should count their blessings. By alone I mean I'll never even kiss that girl you like or any girl.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ser Criston Cole is a 50/50 chad simp. Chad bc hes willing to just steal some kids eye right in front of his mother, the future queen, and the current King, and the rest of the highborn noble houses. Morally wrong sure, but only chads would try without hesitation. Simp bc he does whatever his mommy Alicent commands him to.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Simp bc he does whatever his mommy Alicent commands him to.

      That's terrible logic. He's a soldier and his commanding officer gave him an order. It has nothing to do with the gender of the person who gave the order.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Criston killed a homosexual so he's a normal medieval feudal knight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Queen's commands, even if you swore fealty to her, are superseded by her husband, the King. Hes a member of the KINGSgaurd, not the queensgaurd. She can command him all she wants but Viserys can literally fire him or have him killed for any reason at anytime, no questions asked. His true commanding officer, Viserys, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm ordered him to stand down mere seconds before, which he did, until mommy Alicent screeched some more and his simp nature kicked in. Its complex thought bc his simp nature for Alicent is born from a chad source in his hatred for that prostitute Rhaenyra. Like i said, 50/50

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there is nothing chad about eternally seething over lost pussy like a lovesick moron you fricking Black person

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He fricked the princess in a world with a political caste system, he’s a lowly servicemen and he knows he’s never going to amount to more than that. You’d be a seething b***h too. It’s not like our world where there’s social mobility.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >our world where there’s social mobility.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                wheres the lie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the only way you can climb to that upper echelon-equivalent is to pull a zuckerberg. for the vast majority of mankind there is little social mobility

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But fox news says otherwise

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But fox news says otherwise

                How can you say this when its shown that social mobility exists for all races barring african americans

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >barring african americans
                this is entirely due to their own shortcomings as rational creatures and their inability to evolve

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                first of all, you're assuming i'm a burger. secondly, i'm gen x and am witnessing the decline in mobility during my lifetime. market economies are legely a mechanism to dividing up new industries until an oligopol emerges. outside of new industries, social mobility is poor.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can move between 0 and the top 99%. Stop being a spoiled b***h.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You can move between 0 and the top 99%. Stop being a spoiled b***h
                Ironically its always only people who were supported by their parents who say shit like this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like you’re gonna cry. No wonder you’re a poor b***h.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Ironically its always only people who were supported by their parents who say shit like this.
                You say it like its a put down but its 100% true, If you have a loving family who support you then yes you will engage in social mobility.

                first of all, you're assuming i'm a burger. secondly, i'm gen x and am witnessing the decline in mobility during my lifetime. market economies are legely a mechanism to dividing up new industries until an oligopol emerges. outside of new industries, social mobility is poor.

                What nation?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                germany. there's certainly mobility between the lower class and the middle class but the very upper echelons of society (think ivy league, matha's vineyard, etc) are quite stable. and have been for a long, long time. the real way to make it to the very top is entrepreneuship in new, cutting edge industries

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that make sense then

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you could do so also a serf in the middle ages. being the serf of a powerful lord, getting a noble title for service. statistics are against you however.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              wheres the lie

              Ironic since he’s the dude clamoring on about legacy and shit that he has none.

              You can move between 0 and the top 99%. Stop being a spoiled b***h.

              You sound like you’re gonna cry. No wonder you’re a poor b***h.

              reddit

              is

              that

              way

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you b***h. It’s more legible. None of you c**ts b***hing about reddit spacing are going to change my mind.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No but there is something chad about laughing at homosexuals to their face after you killed their lover with your barehands and full fricking sending it by attempting to mutilate royalty in front of other royalty. Not to mention he picked a fight with a dude known as Breakbones just for the lulz, yet again right in front of the King. Ser Criston Cole gives absolutely 0 fricks. Honestly the only man in the show thats more of a chad atm is Daemon, though Aemond has or will be taking that spot soon enough..

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It kinds of adds a sympathetic quality to his character. I like him.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your first sexual experience defines a lot about you, especially when you get to see your first girl all the time after that.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pirate newest episode on a whim
    >Skip the Black scenes
    >Skip the princess and queen scenes
    >Skip the Daemon scenes because he's got mutt kids now for some reason
    >Skip the dragon scenes because they were always gay and the CGI is worse than the dragons from a decade ago
    >Get a kick out of the sparring scene with the Greens/Blacks and Viserys looking over
    >Realize viewers watch only nuggets of serviceable medieval fantasy sandwiched between stupid bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sparring scene

      LMAO. You watched the last episode and thought it was the latest. Nice 1488 get.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1488
      what the frick, what are the chances to get that on this post in particular

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lose his prodegeny
    >allows his son to be the hugest cuck in westeros
    >only grandchildren he has is to a guy who doesnt really care about them
    >doesnt care because "muh name"
    >his house becomes forgotten
    what a homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic since he’s the dude clamoring on about legacy and shit that he has none.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he really is a shit character in the show and would suck even if he wasn't the token summer islander

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes. i knew a guy in college whos gf was fricking old guys behind his back and everyone literally knew about it and would tell him but he didnt believe and listened to her lies. eventually homosexual saw it with his own eyes. She was working at a private golf course club basically selling drinks around the course, was selling her ass also.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's less the pussy and more the girl attached to it. Once you find someone you click with you completely melt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody really understands until they feel it. I tried to explain it to anons on Cinemaphile once and I said that it felt like my brain had been rewired. That's what it's like to see someone you love the look of.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and once you lose them it's like having them almost die
        The worst is when you share all of your favorite things, movies, music, etc. with them and then you can't even enjoy them after that.
        You desperately try to find new things to enjoy, distractions, a rebound. You try meaningless sex but you almost feel impotent because the mere concept of a relationship invokes her in your mind. You eventually find someone who you feel might have a chance but at best in your mind they're a pale imitation and you end up just not being into it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've felt that since I was a kid. What's the point of being with someone if you don't love them? For women, they do it money and whatnot but men just all seem to do it out of desperation. I've never felt that desperation and I doubt I ever will.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Most women are shit, but that nugget of gold in there is almost worth trying.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now he is a based THOT patroller

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Criston died as he lived with a sword in his hand and Rhaenyra died a horrible death while her son watched. A warning for all immoral bawds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Rhaenyra died a horrible death
        We don't know that yet. Writers can change that just as they changed Laenor's fate.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there's no way they would miss out on red wedding tier shock value

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In the end it will eventually be revealed that both she and Daemon faked their deaths and lived happily ever after incognito.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    after 7 episodes i can finally say that this dude cannot act.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dudes, I'm 5'10, I've literally never had a problem with chicks and my height. Hell, I just went on a date with a 6'4 chick the other day
    It's not that you're short, it's that you're repulsive in either appearance or personality.

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