Can someone please explain to me wtf I just watched?

Can someone please explain to me wtf I just watched?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pure, unadulterated kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it was the wail of agony after he jerks it

      This is easily the worst movies that I have ever watched. Also, they shot it in black/white just to target the "pseuds" audience

      the duality of Cinemaphile

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it was the wail of agony after he jerks it

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is easily the worst movies that I have ever watched. Also, they shot it in black/white just to target the "pseuds" audience

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's bad about it? Not enough quips for you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont give redditors (you)s please
        thank you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You
      Will
      Never
      Be
      A
      Wickie

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re now slightly closer to insanity than you were before you saw this film. That’s guaranteed. How far we don’t know.

    If you have a drinking problem, you’re currently questioning life choices.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd ya spill yer beans, Tommy?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pseud trash

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn’t like the lobster
      Fine have it your way

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The lobster was funny.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hit my friend with a “fine have it your way” with that accent whenever he’s being difficult about something. Always gets a laugh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I do like The Lobster (2015) by Yorgos Lanthimos, much better film than this trash

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is easily the worst movies that I have ever watched. Also, they shot it in black/white just to target the "pseuds" audience

      /thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is easily the worst movies that I have ever watched. Also, they shot it in black/white just to target the "pseuds" audience

      >samegayging this hard because everyone calls you a filtered homosexual
      Go back to watching capeshit and youtube reactions, chud. Leave discussion of true kino to the real men

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I made the second comment but not the first one. Imagine being such a slave to your performative ‘intelligence’ you cannot actually conceive two people are able to see this film for what it is: trash for midwits who cannot into real Kino.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a slave to your performative ‘intelligence’

          >trash for midwits who cannot into real Kino.
          ironic

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keep reaching bozo, I’m sure everyone else is impressed. Look up the word performative while you’re waiting for mommy to warm up your tendies, YOU WILL DIE ALONE.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              lmao so dumb and so mad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah that’s you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DAMN YE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Midsommar is pseud trash, Lighthouse is great

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep seething

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's very straightforward and well done
      total opposite of pseud

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok how you know

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old man driven insane by guilt manifests a tulpa of his younger self after murdering his previous coworker brings back the trauma from the logging death/killing in his past

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dishonest film making

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      will ye kill me?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bad luck to troll without being funny

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can someone please explain to me wtf I just watched?
    It was a movie.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    something something gay allegory

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    LIKE ME LOBSTER, DO YA?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just like it as a period piece and fishermen kino.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come up with your own meaning

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    First half comfykino, second half surrealism BS.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean unrelenting comedy kino. I laughed so fricking much

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was his problem?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A spine tingling, bone chilling, slow expectation subverting, lovecraftian, atmospheric slow burn, with not even a single jump scare.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. But it is a little annoying that you cant tell whats real and whats a hallucination. Did he really find that dude's head in the lobster trap? Did Dafoe really write in the journal that the dude should be fired with no pay?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's all real

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even the mermaid?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, he summoned her with the totem.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ESPECIALLY the mermaid

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The scene that bothered me the most is when the young guy is carrying the two loads of poopie and flinging them off the cliff. Why the frick would you carry another man's shit? Carry your own damn shit ya bastard ye. Also what in the ever loving frick are bedpans, anyway? Did people seriously take a massive stinking dookie then just slide it back under the bed and go back to sleep? "Ah it reeks like rancid feces but frick it, I'll get rid of it in the morning, it's too dark out there." What?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The film is an allegory for homosexuality. The poop scene is symbolic of anal sex.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can symbo-lick my balls capitan

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAHHHH IM GOING INSANE IN AN A24 SLOW BURN PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR
    It's a decent film but pretty shallow and stupidly overrated by midwits who have never seen anything other than capeshit and Nolan trash

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine going insane just because you have a repetitive job and never talk to anyone ha ha

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whyd ya spill ya beans Oppy? Yarrr

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This ‘film’ sucks and the only people who enjoy it are those who have never had sex and thus jerk themselves moronic over the idea of fricking a mermaid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This 'post' sucks and the only person who enjoys it is the poster who has had sex with men and thus jerks xerself moronic over the idea of fricking men

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, as original and clever as this A24 slow burn trashfire that you base your entire online personality around.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that you base your entire online personality around
          good idea
          yer fond of me posts arent ye?
          admit it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah my gf and I though it rocked

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >watching this trash with a female
        Impossible. They'd quit out after about 40 minutes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          or maybe you just hang with trash tier women and that's a direct reflection on you homosexual

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the art film version of pootietang. I love this movie, but it’s only fun because of its ridiculous nature.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A modern day movie about toxic masculinity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a modern day post from an everyday homosexual

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's literally just an interesting film done well
    it holds a fair amount of abstraction and tells a worth while story in an intriguing way
    shit was kino af

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this. Two great performances and there's no need to look deeper into it like a plotgay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hell yeah bro

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was good and pseudo at the same time. So it was kino. Robert Pattinson is no longer just some vampire guy who dies in Harry Potter to me.(comfiest years ever up until end of 2012 holy shit I want to go back)

    He became a real actor.

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