This is easily the worst movies that I have ever watched. Also, they shot it in black/white just to target the "pseuds" audience
>samegayging this hard because everyone calls you a filtered homosexual
Go back to watching capeshit and youtube reactions, chud. Leave discussion of true kino to the real men
I made the second comment but not the first one. Imagine being such a slave to your performative ‘intelligence’ you cannot actually conceive two people are able to see this film for what it is: trash for midwits who cannot into real Kino.
Keep reaching bozo, I’m sure everyone else is impressed. Look up the word performative while you’re waiting for mommy to warm up your tendies, YOU WILL DIE ALONE.
Old man driven insane by guilt manifests a tulpa of his younger self after murdering his previous coworker brings back the trauma from the logging death/killing in his past
I liked it. But it is a little annoying that you cant tell whats real and whats a hallucination. Did he really find that dude's head in the lobster trap? Did Dafoe really write in the journal that the dude should be fired with no pay?
The scene that bothered me the most is when the young guy is carrying the two loads of poopie and flinging them off the cliff. Why the frick would you carry another man's shit? Carry your own damn shit ya bastard ye. Also what in the ever loving frick are bedpans, anyway? Did people seriously take a massive stinking dookie then just slide it back under the bed and go back to sleep? "Ah it reeks like rancid feces but frick it, I'll get rid of it in the morning, it's too dark out there." What?
>AAAHHHH IM GOING INSANE IN AN A24 SLOW BURN PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR
It's a decent film but pretty shallow and stupidly overrated by midwits who have never seen anything other than capeshit and Nolan trash
This ‘film’ sucks and the only people who enjoy it are those who have never had sex and thus jerk themselves moronic over the idea of fricking a mermaid
This 'post' sucks and the only person who enjoys it is the poster who has had sex with men and thus jerks xerself moronic over the idea of fricking men
it's literally just an interesting film done well
it holds a fair amount of abstraction and tells a worth while story in an intriguing way
shit was kino af
It was good and pseudo at the same time. So it was kino. Robert Pattinson is no longer just some vampire guy who dies in Harry Potter to me.(comfiest years ever up until end of 2012 holy shit I want to go back)
Pure, unadulterated kino
the duality of Cinemaphile
For me, it was the wail of agony after he jerks it
This is easily the worst movies that I have ever watched. Also, they shot it in black/white just to target the "pseuds" audience
What's bad about it? Not enough quips for you?
dont give redditors (you)s please
thank you
You
Will
Never
Be
A
Wickie
what?
You’re now slightly closer to insanity than you were before you saw this film. That’s guaranteed. How far we don’t know.
If you have a drinking problem, you’re currently questioning life choices.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
Why'd ya spill yer beans, Tommy?
Pseud trash
>doesn’t like the lobster
Fine have it your way
The lobster was funny.
I hit my friend with a “fine have it your way” with that accent whenever he’s being difficult about something. Always gets a laugh
But I do like The Lobster (2015) by Yorgos Lanthimos, much better film than this trash
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>samegayging this hard because everyone calls you a filtered homosexual
Go back to watching capeshit and youtube reactions, chud. Leave discussion of true kino to the real men
I made the second comment but not the first one. Imagine being such a slave to your performative ‘intelligence’ you cannot actually conceive two people are able to see this film for what it is: trash for midwits who cannot into real Kino.
>a slave to your performative ‘intelligence’
>trash for midwits who cannot into real Kino.
ironic
Keep reaching bozo, I’m sure everyone else is impressed. Look up the word performative while you’re waiting for mommy to warm up your tendies, YOU WILL DIE ALONE.
lmao so dumb and so mad
Nah that’s you
DAMN YE
Midsommar is pseud trash, Lighthouse is great
Keep seething
it's very straightforward and well done
total opposite of pseud
ok how you know
Old man driven insane by guilt manifests a tulpa of his younger self after murdering his previous coworker brings back the trauma from the logging death/killing in his past
dishonest film making
will ye kill me?
bad luck to troll without being funny
>Can someone please explain to me wtf I just watched?
It was a movie.
something something gay allegory
LIKE ME LOBSTER, DO YA?
I just like it as a period piece and fishermen kino.
Come up with your own meaning
First half comfykino, second half surrealism BS.
You mean unrelenting comedy kino. I laughed so fricking much
what was his problem?
A spine tingling, bone chilling, slow expectation subverting, lovecraftian, atmospheric slow burn, with not even a single jump scare.
I liked it. But it is a little annoying that you cant tell whats real and whats a hallucination. Did he really find that dude's head in the lobster trap? Did Dafoe really write in the journal that the dude should be fired with no pay?
It's all real
Even the mermaid?
Yeah, he summoned her with the totem.
ESPECIALLY the mermaid
The scene that bothered me the most is when the young guy is carrying the two loads of poopie and flinging them off the cliff. Why the frick would you carry another man's shit? Carry your own damn shit ya bastard ye. Also what in the ever loving frick are bedpans, anyway? Did people seriously take a massive stinking dookie then just slide it back under the bed and go back to sleep? "Ah it reeks like rancid feces but frick it, I'll get rid of it in the morning, it's too dark out there." What?
The film is an allegory for homosexuality. The poop scene is symbolic of anal sex.
You can symbo-lick my balls capitan
>AAAHHHH IM GOING INSANE IN AN A24 SLOW BURN PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR
It's a decent film but pretty shallow and stupidly overrated by midwits who have never seen anything other than capeshit and Nolan trash
Imagine going insane just because you have a repetitive job and never talk to anyone ha ha
Whyd ya spill ya beans Oppy? Yarrr
This ‘film’ sucks and the only people who enjoy it are those who have never had sex and thus jerk themselves moronic over the idea of fricking a mermaid
This 'post' sucks and the only person who enjoys it is the poster who has had sex with men and thus jerks xerself moronic over the idea of fricking men
Wow, as original and clever as this A24 slow burn trashfire that you base your entire online personality around.
>that you base your entire online personality around
good idea
yer fond of me posts arent ye?
admit it
nah my gf and I though it rocked
>watching this trash with a female
Impossible. They'd quit out after about 40 minutes.
or maybe you just hang with trash tier women and that's a direct reflection on you homosexual
This is the art film version of pootietang. I love this movie, but it’s only fun because of its ridiculous nature.
A modern day movie about toxic masculinity.
>a modern day post from an everyday homosexual
it's literally just an interesting film done well
it holds a fair amount of abstraction and tells a worth while story in an intriguing way
shit was kino af
Pretty much this. Two great performances and there's no need to look deeper into it like a plotgay.
hell yeah bro
It was good and pseudo at the same time. So it was kino. Robert Pattinson is no longer just some vampire guy who dies in Harry Potter to me.(comfiest years ever up until end of 2012 holy shit I want to go back)
He became a real actor.