can transporters remove fat?
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can transporters remove fat?
can transporters remove fat?
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found the fattie
Lose weight fat frick
More importantly, can they add it?
Can they change genders? Technically, they could transform you into anything, right? I mean it's all a bunch of atoms. You could end up as a chair.
Quark had to use Bashir to troony him out.
We don't talk about that episode
>replicants with replicators
Fricking transporters, replicators and holodecks... How many lazy stories with no realistic continuity did they cause?
>inb4 transporters were to cut production costs
>replicator rations
The kino they caused easily counterweights it in the other direction
>kino
You tuned into a sci fi show about deep space exploration, except frick you, no you didn’t, because the characters are all autistic coded and pretending to be in historical costume dramas on the holodeck.
This has been done to cut costs for the episode by getting rid of all the futuristic shit you wanted to see so they could borrow old costumes the studio already had and shoot entirely in a random fricking field.
And you call this kino?
yes
how does geordi perceive things on the holodeck
like the code in the matrix
he doesn't need to see anything. just FEEL leah brahms' holopussy
boomers lost their minds and sharded their pants seeing this scene for the first time
im a millenial and it blew my 6 year old mind too.
do space toilets use transporters?
They had to. Those space onesies that the entire crew wore must be pretty unwieldy to take off, though it's amusing to imagine Picard sitting on the toilet during a morning shit, with his entire suit pulled down to his ankles while he reads french poems on his tablet. The only logical conclusion is that transporter tech beams shit and piss out of the crew during those high tension missions.
PS: O'Brian was in charge of this job.
"Shit levels critical! Initiating emergency transport protocol. Oh, no, the transporter is malfunctioning...I wont make it in time!"
I like to think every federation starship left behind a trail of frozen shid and piss behind them
1,000 people on a Galaxy class, not counting guest passengers. If ever transporter cycle takes 30 seconds O'Brien would spend an entire working day evacuating bowels. Worf probably takes 5-6 shits a day.
What happens to food you ate in the holodeck once you leave it?
Probably but the replicators can keep the food you eat at a perfect calorie level to maintain or lose weight no matter what you ask it to create so being fat would not be an issue.
I like the crossover genres, same reason isekais are a thing. Borgs vs 50's Gansgters
I mean, they can apparently remove age, so probably
Why would their clothes get resized?
The ship's computer is based on Chat GPT and can't generate harmful content
I don't think you can get into Starfleet if you're fat. The training is pretty hardcore, as that one VOY episode where Tuvok trains the new guys shows.
>Holy dog shit! Bajor? Only prophets and homosexuals come from Bajor, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a prophets to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Yes but never forget after the firs time you're transported you're dead and gone. Its just a copy.