Say what you want about the writing and some of the plot points, these movies ooze creativity and an artistic vision, which are completely absent from the Disney movies. At this point I’d rather take movies that are technically/structurally flawed but take risks over by the numbers made by committee bullshit
It's a meme subreddit moron 99% of the posts are shitposts. There's no actual discussions or analysis of the movies. Now go back to jerking off over the plinkett reviews braindead gay.
But why did Anakin choke out his pregnant wife and betray his best friend/mentor 10 seconds after they both showed up on Mustafar? Seriously responses only, please.
My question is why did Anakin pledge his allegiance to Palpatine immediately after regretting killing Windu? Palpatine even tells him right after >oh yeah we most likely can't save your girl, b-but we'll figure it out!
>They've done nothing.
They tried to murder the democratically elected leader of the galaxy. They were a child indoctrinating cult. They led a slave army.
Didn't they try to arrest Palps?
Sadly yes on the cult but he Sith are no better.
The democratically elected leaders of the galaxy put the Jedi in the position to lead the slave army. Teh Senate appeared all too happy to use that army, too.
But the whole reason why Anakin joined the Dark Side was to save and protect Padmé
This.
Also, how did Anakin know what Padme's intentions were? They spoke for no more than 30 seconds before he force choked her, and in those 30 seconds she did nothing but convey her concern and love for him like a good wife would. How does that translate in mind to her betraying him? Did Anakin use the force to read the film's script? Can someone answer?
How did Obi get there then? She clearly brought and she was probably fricking him too. In the novelization Anakin goes around smelling couches in Padme's apartment to see if he smells an Obi ass or cum.
At that point in the movie he is full on dark side and its his first time tasting the power that comes with it so he isn't thinking straight. >If you are not with me you are my enemy
Anakin doesn't need a reason because any and all opposition even the most minor one is treated like betrayal.
It's not even the first time that dark side makes people moronic and by the time of RotS its been in star wars for 30+ years because the same thing happens in RotJ when Luke spends most of the movie telling everyone how he can't fight his father, that its not right and yada yada. And even though Luke says that through most of the movie he still nearly murders Vader only to stop himself when he realizes what is happening.
No, because star wars is stupid shit for kids. Dark Side literally """clouds""" judgement. It is a magic spell that makes characters irrationally evil and stupid, which allows writers to write stupid shit and get away with it, cuz the force. All this circle jerk about Star Wars on Cinemaphile is so cringe-worthy and pretentious. It's for fricking ten-year-old kids. There is nothing to analyze. It's message is simple and banal.
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No one is stopping you from reading war and peace again anon, you seem irrationally upset.
>I get really stressed out sometimes and make poor decisions
So your explanation for bad writing is that sometimes people get stressed out and then attempt to murder their pregnant wife and best friend akin to a brother within the span of 10 seconds?
Cinemaphile is infested by homosexuals. Funny little guys on the fringes of society, instinctively addressed as pervs, and they have to take it LOL. Being a toy for foids and other creepy homos.
I just feel healthy pity and contempt for them.
Frick off with your video essays, sissy.
They were shit then, they're shit now. They're responsible for the moronic shit that is the clone wars cartoon that apparently nullified death (don't know, didn't watch. They're trash of the lowest order.
People are "wrong" when they think the prequels had anything to live up to. Imagine your standard is "It better contain a lot of cliches and pointless plot twists that are retconned according to the needs of the author!" And then you're like "Politics? A more direct metaphor for war!? Original ideas!!!????? LUCAS LITERALLY RAPED ME AS A CHILD!!!!!!!!!!"
The prequels suck, they deserve to be mocked as much as they are, and I don't believe anyone in this thread sincerely thinks they're good movies. Amusing, maybe, but that's a low bar. This will be my only post in this thread.
does anyone else remember when Cinemaphile hated the prequels? You couldn't make a single thread without a dozen npcs repeating points from the Plinkett reviews verbatim
No, Episode 1 is a shaggy dog story and very weak.
Attack of the clones... is also got a weak padme/anakin story.
Episode 3 is pretty good and really probably should have been 2 movies.
But I enjoyed them.
Clonesbros rise up
>I hate Sand
/thread
that line is never spoken in the movie
luke, i'm your father
watch the RLM reviews
Why?
So that you know how to think
They got many things wrong in those reviews, much as I enjoyed them.
those are godawful but you should watch them to see the 80 IQ on display by RLM
RLM liked Force Awakens. How can you take them seriously?
Mike liked it, he has since changed his mind
When was the last time Mike's sensors were well adjusted? Im sorry to say this but he really gives me the reddit troony vibe.
>don’t ask questions, just consume RLM then get excited for next RLM
Padme tummy.
Worse things existing does not make bad things good.
Subjective much?
So close to quints of supreme truth, but so far.
Never thought a bunch of 6/10 movies would make people seethe so much
pic is shit because you're grouping the movies
empire > sw > rotj > tfa > rots > tlj > tlj > tros
oh frick, so shit i forgot menace and clones
obv tlj > pm > aotc > tros
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
>empire above ANH
>rating Disney shit at all
No.
It's good, only moronic muttmericans hated it.
>we
Speak for yourself Reddit
i'm mad i made my parents suffer through these movies. atleast the video games were good
Say what you want about the writing and some of the plot points, these movies ooze creativity and an artistic vision, which are completely absent from the Disney movies. At this point I’d rather take movies that are technically/structurally flawed but take risks over by the numbers made by committee bullshit
They have SOUL thats for sure
Also the sound design is amazing. You could blindfold someone and play any part of the movie and they would know it was Star Wars
Go back
>all prequelBlack folk are reddit tourists
kek how will they ever recover
Redditors like the prequels ironically. We love them with 100% sincerity and recognize them as the modern masterpieces they are.
No they don’t. They legitimately things they’re masterpieces just like you tourists do. Go back.
It's a meme subreddit moron 99% of the posts are shitposts. There's no actual discussions or analysis of the movies. Now go back to jerking off over the plinkett reviews braindead gay.
>brining up plinkett reviews out of nowhere
As usual
ywnbaw
Trannies hate the 6 real star wars movies.
Watch the Plinkett review. He explains why only moronic people didn’t hate the prequels.
Unironically correct
>watch the ~~*Plinkett*~~ review.
Case closed.
You are wrong for watching garbage children's movies and spamming about it every day.
Wrong about what? They were three weak movies directed by a manchild.
But why did Anakin choke out his pregnant wife and betray his best friend/mentor 10 seconds after they both showed up on Mustafar? Seriously responses only, please.
Because George can’t into writing
You got filtered by a kids movie. Congrats moron.
My question is why did Anakin pledge his allegiance to Palpatine immediately after regretting killing Windu? Palpatine even tells him right after
>oh yeah we most likely can't save your girl, b-but we'll figure it out!
From his point of view the Jedi were evil. And Padme betrayed him to the Jedi.
But the whole reason why Anakin joined the Dark Side was to save and protect Padmé
That's why her betrayal was so vile.
Not really, he knew that she was loyal to the Republic and therefore the Jedi
But made him think the Jedi are evil? They've done nothing.
>They've done nothing.
They tried to murder the democratically elected leader of the galaxy. They were a child indoctrinating cult. They led a slave army.
lol moron
>leaves Anakin's mother enslaved for a decade for...reasons?
America did all that too. You wouldn't say America is evil, right?
Didn't they try to arrest Palps?
Sadly yes on the cult but he Sith are no better.
The democratically elected leaders of the galaxy put the Jedi in the position to lead the slave army. Teh Senate appeared all too happy to use that army, too.
>Didn't they try to arrest Palps?
Mace Dindu was going to execute him on the spot. "He's too dangerous to be left alive".
>she didn't know her was there.
There is no evidence for this.
He said that AFTER he solo'd 4 jedi.
>Guy, he uses something literally referred to as the Dark Side
So? What's your point?
They tried to accost him.
>accost him
nah, they were being friendly.
Friendly is as friendly does I always say. /thread
>Lemme be obtuse on an internet board while I wipe the sweat from where my moobs touch the top of my gut
This.
Also, how did Anakin know what Padme's intentions were? They spoke for no more than 30 seconds before he force choked her, and in those 30 seconds she did nothing but convey her concern and love for him like a good wife would. How does that translate in mind to her betraying him? Did Anakin use the force to read the film's script? Can someone answer?
How did Obi get there then? She clearly brought and she was probably fricking him too. In the novelization Anakin goes around smelling couches in Padme's apartment to see if he smells an Obi ass or cum.
At that point in the movie he is full on dark side and its his first time tasting the power that comes with it so he isn't thinking straight.
>If you are not with me you are my enemy
Anakin doesn't need a reason because any and all opposition even the most minor one is treated like betrayal.
It's not even the first time that dark side makes people moronic and by the time of RotS its been in star wars for 30+ years because the same thing happens in RotJ when Luke spends most of the movie telling everyone how he can't fight his father, that its not right and yada yada. And even though Luke says that through most of the movie he still nearly murders Vader only to stop himself when he realizes what is happening.
>he is full on dark side
>he isn't thinking straight
Okay but can someone please offer a real explanation other than a sorry excuse for bad writing?
No, because star wars is stupid shit for kids. Dark Side literally """clouds""" judgement. It is a magic spell that makes characters irrationally evil and stupid, which allows writers to write stupid shit and get away with it, cuz the force. All this circle jerk about Star Wars on Cinemaphile is so cringe-worthy and pretentious. It's for fricking ten-year-old kids. There is nothing to analyze. It's message is simple and banal.
No one is stopping you from reading war and peace again anon, you seem irrationally upset.
Obi stowed away, she didn't know her was there.
Anikin just flat out kills her, doesn't see the truth in her denials. He let his hate blind him.
>The monster mash
>It was a graveyard smaaaaaah
Because dark side makes people crazy. If you need me to explain any more basic things about star wars feel free to ask
Dooku seemed like a pretty chill guy to me
Because he was ultra paranoid and thought they were plotting against him and also possibly having an affair.
he thought he got cucked
I get really stressed out sometimes and make poor decisions. That's probably what happened to Anadar Vadalker.
>I get really stressed out sometimes and make poor decisions
So your explanation for bad writing is that sometimes people get stressed out and then attempt to murder their pregnant wife and best friend akin to a brother within the span of 10 seconds?
I said serious responses only, please.
Sorry George
How to Watch Star Wars, Part One: The Prequels Are Better Movies Than You Deserve
Stop advertising your channel homosexual
Cinemaphile is infested by homosexuals. Funny little guys on the fringes of society, instinctively addressed as pervs, and they have to take it LOL. Being a toy for foids and other creepy homos.
I just feel healthy pity and contempt for them.
Frick off with your video essays, sissy.
I've watched this before and it's really good
choose this over the RLM morons anons
They were shit then, they're shit now. They're responsible for the moronic shit that is the clone wars cartoon that apparently nullified death (don't know, didn't watch. They're trash of the lowest order.
Disneywars being absolute garbage does not make the prequels good by comparison
No because they're great on their own and only midwits and boomers hate them.
The picture that obliterated every single OTgay
>cope.png
>good vs evil story with a very shallow message on government is for high iq individuals
lol okay
They were always good.
Prequels had the best cinematography/effects/look.
OT look like cheap 80s flicks.
Recent ones look soulless.
Prequels define the Star Wars look.
would you like them better if they had practical effects instead of cg?
TPM is still the only SW flick I've seen all the way through and I liked it.
Why is this such a prevalent debate anyway? It's Star Wars. You liked it? Great. You hated it? Awesome. It's not a big deal either way.
What do you mean "wrong"?
People are "wrong" when they think the prequels had anything to live up to. Imagine your standard is "It better contain a lot of cliches and pointless plot twists that are retconned according to the needs of the author!" And then you're like "Politics? A more direct metaphor for war!? Original ideas!!!????? LUCAS LITERALLY RAPED ME AS A CHILD!!!!!!!!!!"
The prequels suck, they deserve to be mocked as much as they are, and I don't believe anyone in this thread sincerely thinks they're good movies. Amusing, maybe, but that's a low bar. This will be my only post in this thread.
We have to finally admit it, Mike was wrong
does anyone else remember when Cinemaphile hated the prequels? You couldn't make a single thread without a dozen npcs repeating points from the Plinkett reviews verbatim
Yeah now its just zoomers defending them instead
it's contrarians who hated the sequels which were admittedly fricking terrible
>contrarians
reddit Black person argument
zoomers don't care about the prequels, they grew up with the mcu. The people the prequels were aimed at are 30+
Phantom Menace is the best prequel. There I said it.
You act like this is the wrong opinion. TPM is the only prequel with a coherent story and is the only legit Star Wars movie of the 3
Did you fight in the clone wars?
Lucucs had it all planned out from sol one
what a genius !!!
Only israelites hated it. And they made you think it was bad.
I was at the opening of each of them. Combined I saw them 18 times in the cinema.
Star Wars died with the shitty prequels. Everything made since has been made due to what the prequels shat out. That's why its all poo doo.
>died with the shitty prequels
star wars was the biggest brand on the planet at the time.
naboo was kino, some action scenes were okay, mcdiarmid and mcgregor were good, everything else was meh
No, Episode 1 is a shaggy dog story and very weak.
Attack of the clones... is also got a weak padme/anakin story.
Episode 3 is pretty good and really probably should have been 2 movies.
ANH>ESB>ROTS>ROTJ>PM>AOC
this is the true ranking. That said I enjoy them all