Can we have a genuine discussion about this film? What went wrong? What went right? Did it deserve to flip twice?

Can we have a genuine discussion about this film? What went wrong? What went right? Did it deserve to flip twice?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's genuinely a bad film being turned into a meme pretending it's le good by redditgays and star wars prequel trannies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have sex

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The double flop from Sony thinking the memes brought actual interest in people buying tickets is this film's greatest accomplishment.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't speak for the others, but i can't fricking stand Leto. I don't understand why some people may like him, but to me he looks like a douche void of any charisma.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His best role was Thin Red Line where he chews gum and then gets him and two other guys shot.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never intended to watch this movie because I wasn't interested in the character at all but everyone saying how bad it is makes me want to see it now just to see what's so bad about it. Was that the plan all along?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are movies that are so bad they're funny. This isn't one of them. It's just a cookie cutter super hero movie with nothing going for it.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it went wrong because sony has no idea what they have and only look at ip

    say whatever you want about the MCU, they at least try to build to an avengers movie, sony is putting the cart before the horse

    the only reason venom made money is because venomgays. kraven will also flop

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    morbin

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The premise is ~fine~, the pacing is fricked, the writing is one step away from mediocre into cringe territory. Jared Leto and Cumsnatch did give good performances tho, the script was shit tho. The morb vision special effects were good.

    There's really not enough of Morb using his powers to do anything really. The final fight especially was cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Cumsnatch
      Wrong Brit, it’s Matt Smith in this.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to turn villains into heroes

    Sony will never learn

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it last night and was okay with it up until the Vulture shoehorned in. WTF Sony, this isn't how you start a Cinematic Universe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this isn't how you start a Cinematic Universe
      They're taking advice from Hack Snyder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        moronic gay, characters were shoehorned into films since the 80s, before there even were capeshit films

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          t. pajeet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i was born in Tennessee you fricking moron ahahahhahahahah

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's there to discuss? It's a really basic origin story that Edward Norton's Hulk film did entirely in the opening credits.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They got a hit with Venom, so Sony in their infinite wisdom, thought people would actually care about some Z-lister Spider-Man villain no one knows or cares a great deal about. The thing is, most Spider-Man villains are only interesting when paired up with fricking Spider-Man.

    But I'm sure the Kraven the Hunter movie will do fine. Hopefully we'll get a Shocker movie next.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spider man's villains are no Batman tier, absolutely none of them can carry a movie on their own (Tom Hardy Venom is not the character from the comics), and even among Batmans gallery only the Joker can really pull it off. Nobody is clamoring for the two hour Poison Ivy origin story
      Shocker is a bank robber who jobs every chance he gets, he's a lead in to a real villain even in a 30 minute cartoon episode. Morbius isn't much better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The cartoon was obnoxiously obsessed with morbius, I fricking hated it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >legitimately #MadAtMorb
          the 90s animated marvel universe was the highest kino you could imagine. imagine actually having this bad of taste

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The morbius subplot was a slog

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The cartoon was obnoxiously obsessed with morbius, I fricking hated it
          The Morbius arc was better than the venom saga.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nobody going to mention those socks?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >morb kills 8 people
    err they were bad teehee (also why does he need 8 douchebags with machine guns for a medical experiment?)
    >not getting blood brings back his super aids and causes his powers to wane,
    but when he's hungry he can still morb and pose a danger to civilians???
    >can control bats but evil morb cant
    wtf

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a genuine chore to watch dripping with the all too well known SONY EXECUTIVE ADDERAL FUELED BUZZWORD scenes. For example I can tell how a scene was put in the movie and the email verbatim from having made the mistake of morbing out in theatres

    >"jessica i was thinking what if like theres a dance scene where the villain guy is like he's all juiced up right like he used to be sick but now like hes fricking sick ha ha get it? and then like hes roaring while he changes we show his abs he flexes and like his face goes like half vampire that would be sick. make it happen im getting on a plane to the rebull event where we need to push the new sony pride logo. oh yeah find a song about sex or having sex or doing sex. then make him like he does the half vampire face in tune to the song saying the word sex. what do you think about that haha 😉 ill be back in office next week so wear that dress i like thanks cya."

    the whole movie is filled with scenes that will make you say homie please really?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >SONY EXECUTIVE ADDERAL FUELED BUZZWORD scenes.
      Sony execs are moronic but giving Electro an EDM theme in Amazing Spiderman 2 was a great idea as was adding HAVE SEX to Morbius.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically one of the best scenes in the whole movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was the "HAVE SEX" song diegetic? Like, was that playing and the character was dancing to it in-universe, or was that just soundtrack for the benefit of the audience?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was dancing to music so pseudo-diegetic

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is bad. I went to see it thinking it was something like Venom, which i enjoyed a lot but it was trash. That other alien movie the director did is also trash so i don't know what i was expecting

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Milo is an insane sociopath because a bunch of greek schoolboys bullied him 25 years ago

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it wasn't even bad. it was just boring.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a dogshit movie that got memed because "morb" is fun to say. not much more complicated than that.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAVE SEX

    ECKS DEE

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they do another Blade movie instead of this homosexual side character?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one has actually seen the thing, isn’t that half of what even started the meme?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a solid antisuperhero movie that feels very 2000s and unlike most MCU or DC movies, while doing all the standard superhero movie tropes.

    People didn't know what to make of the somber tone but I found it refreshing. 6/10 movie, probably easier to sit through than The Batman or Dr Strange 2 or NWH.

    The hysterical Disney FUD campaign probably drew more attention to it that it otherwise would have gotten.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow have sex

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it weird that I dislike Spiderman, but love his Rogues' Gallery? Lizard, Scorpion, Hydro, Morbius, Symbiotes, even Blade and Kraven as guest appearances.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Leto.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where my morbers at?
    We morbin?
    Morbius males (very rare, better than alpha male)
    Morbucks
    Morbin out here
    Morbin time
    Morbophobe

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dont know
    dont care
    wont watch

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morbius rap at the end was too spicy for my taste

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the film of course Cinemaphile is too low iq to enjoy it.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first rule of morb club is we do not talk about morb club
    The second rule of morb club is we do not talk about morb club
    Someone yells morb, morbs limb or morbs out, the morb is over
    Only two guys to a morb
    One morb at a time
    No morbs no morbs
    Morbs will go on as long as they have to
    If this is your first night in morb club
    You have to morb

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is a shit movie. All Marvel movies that take place outside of the main universe are shit.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morbius has a lot of flaws but it isn't as bad as people say it is. It's really just painfully mediocre but it does have some legitimately good parts but not enough to make it feel like lost potential. First off despite the bad dialogue of the script I did have some genuine investment in Morbius's and Milo's relationship up until their first flying fart fight at the subway.
    The cinematography in a few scenes was very good, for instance some of the shots during the final fight in the giant sewer.
    Like many others have said it was a breath of fresh air compared to modern MCU shit since it didn't feel like today's capeshit.
    The best part though was obviously Mister Math Shit playing Milo, it was just the most fun part of the movie because after Milo becomes a spooky vamp boy he just stops giving a shit and is just having fun murdering people, you can tell the actor had fun knowing he wasn't a very good movie clearly not trying too hard.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watching this movie was a real chore-bius

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    streaming it on bongstream.live/beer

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watched the trailer after the meme and it was so boring I didn't finish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Watched the trailer after the meme and it was so boring I didn't finish
      Zoomers can't sit through a trailer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a millennial
        Also I couldn't tell you what the movie was about and all I remember are visually dark shots of people's faces

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Did it deserve to flip twice?
    Saw it in theatres after watching it on twitch and it made me realize how much better even a movie like Morbius is on the big screen.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morbius dorbius orbius
    Go eat some worbius orbiuses!
    Porbius. Morbius morbius orbius gon get into the buffet in worbiuses.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys think of my morbussy?

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