>Can’t even review bomb the right Acolyte
HAHAHAHAHAHA remember when the chuds were saying review bombing wasn’t even real and that the show was just that bad?
>Cant even review bomb the right Acolyte
>Can’t even review bomb the right Acolyte
HAHAHAHAHAHA remember when the chuds were saying review bombing wasn’t even real and that the show was just that bad?
Its an obvious false flag by Disney; since they can't prevent just criticism of their product they invent a conspiracy theory of reviewbombing and then proceed to reviewbomb another title of similar name to justify their original claim.
yeah, a israeliteLY story, buddy.
Kys israelite Shitney shill homosexual
Had the same thought
How else would they suddenly notice a change in score for some literally who movie from 15 years ago
>Search "Acolyte" in RT to see what the new score is today
>See that the 2nd search result has a way lower score than it did last time you searched
>Click it
>See the recent review surge talking about Star Wars
You aren't very clever if you couldn't come up with an explanation
>vatBlack folk
I know all of it
still doesn't explain
>vatBlack folk
are you a tattoo wearing homosexual?
What? You don’t hadn’t memorized the RT audience score of beloved murder thriller Acolytes (2008)
It’s this. If you look when the bad reviews start it was on the 12th
Over a week after the show came out
Probably a bunch of people who worked on the show saw it was eating shit in individual reviews and did this to discredit criticism
>Chuds accuse Disney of doing that which the chuds themselves are doing
or, probably some content creator made a review and his community went to RT to give it a bad score.
The dude who created this thread is probably Josh Wilding or whoever tipped him off to the change of audience score in some obscure 15 year old movie
He’s also hysterically defending disney in the replies and incongruously accusing anyone who dislikes the acolyte of being a israelite
Anyway. Your suggestion is plausible and receiving the most hysterical pushback so this is what happened
He’s also trying to muddy the waters by accusing people of being Russian now that his thread is imploding
Like clockwork. Earlier they spam it here, now it's on the news.
my favorite part is how, meanwhile, its standard marketing to spam 10s. they just can't hire as many people to do it.
>they just can't hire as many people to do it.
What the frick are you talking about? You think they're fricking hiring people to review bomb instead of using bots? Are you moronic?
you're clearly being a bit loose with the definition of "people," but yeah, its a thing, and everyone knows it.
You are correct because disney has done dishonest shit like this before, such as when they posted fake positive reviews for Star Wars Resistance.
>make up some nonsensical Disney conspiracy theory
>samegay it 20 times
Chud status: mindbroken
Disney needs to hire better shills
>conspiracy theory
in the post-LLM era this doesn't actually have to be a "conspiracy" at all in even the literal non-pejorative sense of the word. one guy can do this.
are you saying disney is too moronic and incompetent to do this?
how shitty are the people they're hiring these days?
otherwise why isn't it believable?
This has a budget of $180M and an average viewership of 4M viewers per day (assuming the premiere numbers from Disney are correct and held)
The first season of stranger things had a budget of $50M and an average viewership of 14M per day
So stranger things paid around $1 for 8 viewers and the acolyte paid $1 for 0.8 viewers
It didn't have an average viewership of 4 million per day. It had an opening viewership of 4 million, which is terrible.
I know
Even the optimistic scenarios are suicide fuel for this shitty show
Except those 4 million LGBTQ+ people and allies are all going to be inspired by the miracle births and follow suit. So when they all have loads of kids Disney will have a massive audience who want them to create excellent sci-fi content, unlike just now (boomer sci-fi doesn't count and Disney are right to not market to them).
>(assuming the premiere numbers from Disney are correct and held)
Why would you assume that? The premier day is obviously going to get far more viewers than following days
>Hear about this new show called "The Acolyte"
>Accidentally load movie of the same name
>Oh well, might as well give it a shot
>Wow that wasn't good, I'm going to give it a thumbs down on RT
THIS PROVES DISNEY'S STAR WARS: THE ACOLYTE IS ACTUALLY GOOD
>Accidentally load movie of the same name
Yeah, I'm sure that's happened thousands and thousands of times.
Considering the IQ of people who watch disney trash I think it's likely
on a planet with 8.1 billion? maybe it did
Except the comments on the wrong show that was review-bombed are related to SW Acolyte.
More likely explanation
>Angry chud hates SW
>Makes app to make bot accounts and review-bomb the show
>Too busy fapping to Darth Talon porn to notice he picked the wrong show
Not sure chuds are smart enough to make an app. I'd say they just review bombed with a bunch of sockpuppet accounts and didn't realize it was the wrong movie because, well, they're chuds.
Bwahaha.
>AHAHAHA THIS PROVES DISNEY'S STAR WARS: THE ACOLYTE IS ACTUALLY GOOD
How so?
You are telling me the 16% audience score of The Acolyte are not "review bombers" but normal people genuinely not liking that shit? How is that a win for you?
15%
Because it's that bad. If it was remotely palatable it would at least get a 50 percent score
>it was so bad it tarnished everything with the same name
lmao
Just like Adolf and Hitler.
adolf sounds goofy tbqh. thats like a to be bullied name if youre not a gigachild. hitler sounds cool though, it has pazazz and its short.
How do they know it's trolls and not morons like the people who bought the 1993 Super Mario movie and gave it bad reviews because they thought they were getting the 2023 cartoon
Exactly this, the fact they clicked on the wrong movie doesn't really make a difference, but I appreciate the "And That's a Good Thing" crowd needs to tell themselves the evil chuds are out to get them and their tv shows.
The series is probably so utterly awful that the the fringe trying to defend it has to focus on its detractors instead of refuting them. That's how shitty the ACKolyte is
have you ever considered that maybe its not review bombing, its that the show is shit and no one likes it?
same illogical reason they blame chuddies for female action movies bombing even though 80% of the audience were male
The conversation about the series makes it clear it is indefensible. It's all about the "chuds" bc stuff such as the interpretive dancing "powah" lesbos are too cringe even for twitter woke dimwits
Acolytes is a movie, not a show. Confusing why so many of the negative reviews call it a show.
No, the show is amazing because, uhh, female characters, and the only reason people wouldn't like it is because they're chud incels that may or may not have a tiny penis.
>new show comes out
>people watch it abd review it
This isn't what a review bomb is
>new show comes out
>people don't watch it and rate it 1/10
That's what review bombing is. You know just as well as me that most of those 1/10 voters didn't even bother watching.
>B-but you can tell it's shit without watching it!
You can get a rough idea, but not know exactly what rating it deserves.
>new [anything] comes out
>the marketers hire a clickfarm to spam good reviews
this is perfectly fine and standard marketing.
As long as review bombing happens, yes, it's perfectly fine.
"review bombing" is happening because they've been doing that for so long. its pushback against marketing.
Review bombing doesn't exist schizo
I'm responsible for just over 40 of those 16k votes and I bet I'm not alone, it's easy to add review bombing to your daily routine, especially when Chat GPT is always on hand to spit out semi-legitimate critique in a variety of author styles. I haven't even watched 2 minutes of this shit show, I wouldn't waste my valuable time watching 1 minute of it. It looks terrible.
>remove all "passionate" outliers, the '10' SW gays and '1' bomb squads
>recalculates to 4.98 from large sample of 14k votes
Looks like it's still shit. Is this comparable to other sci-fi lesbian drama scores? What else is like The Acolyte to compare?
Problem with this theory is that it ignores that a lot of people use the 10 and 1 ratings as "like" and "dislike", resulting in a large amount of either ratings on a lot of projects.
Hence why
is more accurate, providing it's in significant volume. Remove the thick af crackpots and get an aggregate from more measured reviewers.
Or maybe it's just bad
1/10 is a fair score for this. This is one of the few shows where there's nothing good about at all. Acting, dialog, story, themes, sets, costumes are all exceptionally bad.
Why do you despite powerful women this much? Didn't your mothers love you enough?
I fart on women and run away giggling
You are literally a monster. Women do not exist on this planet to unwillingly taste your unsolicited arse gas. Stop doing that.
>Women do not exist on this planet to unwillingly taste your unsolicited arse gas.
I beg to differ
>You are literally a monster. Women do not exist on this planet to unwillingly taste your unsolicited arse gas. Stop doing that.
>I beg to differ
The law is clear on this point. Breaking wind is a natural, biological process and cannot be helped, just like jizzing on the faces of passersby, or yodeling at the top of your lungs into the cleavage of an unsuspecting woman. The court finds in favor of the defendant, and the plaintiff will be required to pay their court costs.
I would strongly advise against bringing another of these frivolous suits, lest you be considered a vexatious litigant, and are sentenced to having strangers grind on you in the subway.
Court is adjourned.
If 1/10s are wrong so are 10/10s, is as simple as that.
You're right. Always ignore 1 and 10 and you'll get a more accurate score.
I just don't use 1/10 lightly. Yes, it's a bad show, but it's just *bad*. For something to get a 1 from me, I have to really hate it to the point where I get angry watching it. The Acolyte just doesn't do that for me.
>Like what?
Velma, Cleopatra and Santa Inc.
>vatBlack folk
what does it have to do with this shit, frickface?
Everyone you disagree with on the internet is a Russian robotkrk
are you a tattoo wearing homosexual?
I’m pretty sure a computer would be less likely to mix up the two.
Hahahah Chuds have become the SJW's of the 2020's. The laughing stock of the whole internet.
And you're even stupider for thinking that only Russians hate The ACKolyte, israelitekrainian.
>everyone I don't like is ukrainian
>This show sucks
>Review bombers are idiots
Two things can be true.
Lmfao trolls are SO fricking stupid hahahaha. So what's everyone's favorite part of The Acolyte been so far?
The lesbian gay witch chant, shit was cringe as frick.
>ads for the show can't even give you a reason to watch
>just mocks those who don't like it
>some people are so stupid this actually works on them
The future is so fricking lame
not watching, not even yt ragebait videos
not rating
won't ever mention it
don't care
frick disney
Never seen an single second of this trash, not even the trailer but knowing who created it and what they tried to do was enough for me to dust off my old account and give it a 1 star rating frick em.
so who is this josh wilding? a member of the tribe hide behind white name?
>so who is this josh wilding
Alternate universe Chris Chan by the looks of it.
jfc, it's an absolute schizo
Imagine coming to Cinemaphile to defend Disney woke goyslop. You must have cum coming out your ears to be this much of a homosexual.
Sorry, didn't realize we're not allowed to have a different opinion than YOU.
>we're not allowed to have a different opinion than YOU.
Correct. All opinions must be identical to mine.
That is what you have to do. You have to kill the demon and all its family. You gotta nuke this from orbit and delete the word 'Acolyte' from the entire dictionary. Eventually nobody will remember this ever existed. Its like Stalin.
I don't want to suggest that Star Wars fans are moronic, but Star Wars fans are absolutely fricking moronic
>company makes objectively shit product
>people rate it poorly (because it's shit)
>WTF THIS IS LE REVIEW BOMBING??????
Get new shill tricks you dumb mousetroony
See
Most of those 1/10 ratings came from people who got their feelings hurt by the show existing. They never even watched it.
>Most of those 1/10 ratings came from people who got their feelings hurt by the show existing
Proof? Note: the shit is unironically a 1/10 show
>Note: the shit is unironically a 1/10 show
Not really. I've seen far worse. If anything, the 3.7 imdb rating is pretty spot on.
>I've seen far worse.
Like what? I really can't think of another show that was consistently this bad. Tons of shows are outside of my interest but at least they have some positive traits.
Really does look like something out of some weird high school theater class.
>shit is unironically a 1/10 show
No... Some student film level horror that looks like it was shot on a phone in one weekend is maybe a 1. If they at least tried to do something unique but didn't have the budget to pull it off then maybe it can get to 2-3.
but a 1 should be even more rare than a 10 by a rather large factor. Just the production level of The Acolyte should push it to at least a 3. Anyone doing a 1 is review bombing for odds are random political reasons. You see the same shit happen on steam all the time.
like when Overwatch hit steam and something like 68% of the reviews where just bug people in china review bombing being they lost access to Blizzard games. In no world is a past game of the year suddenly the worst of the worst. It's meh at worst, just like The Acolyte.
and most (if not all) of the positive reviews are coming from people who also didn't watch it, but are being paid to review it.
>who got their feelings hurt
you live in an alternate reality lmfao. The only people who have hurt feelings are rating this 10/10
>chuds take the L again
It's pretty much over for chuds at this point
>implying enough people even watched this to review-bomb it
>or cared in the first place
They hired a bunch of interns, obviously.
>people don't like our shit show
>must be a conspiracy!
Wouldn't it be easier to just make a good show?
if the ones who hate the show are so dumb that they are reviewbombing the wrong movie entirely, the problem isn’t the quality of the show
Yeah some of them rated the wrong show, this isn't proof of anything the show is still disliked by everybody who's not on disney's payroll
I think the show is adequate so far. It's not great, but it isn't terrible either. Well, the flashback episode sucked but hopefully it will be back on track.
What's it like to have room temperature IQ?
I have a master's degree, a wife, and own a home in a high CoL area.
>only a master’s degree
ngmi
i'm also trans btw forgot to mention
Ironically the show probably would've got a legitimately lousy audience anyway but now Disney have the perfect get out of jail free card thanks to these review bombing idiots.
>so gay and lame that it drags down other things just for sharing any kind of resemblance
Yeah, woke shit be like dat.
>chud this, chud that
you people only ever use buzzwords, it sounds ridiculous
If they are already crying about and rationalizing things with "review bombers" then things are well on track. How long until disney gives its multi billion dollar franchise some "time to breathe"lol
I work at a massive ebay warehouse selling toys. We stopped buying nu-wars toys because they dont sell, but hardly a day goes by that some prequel or OT toys dont sell and it's been that way for like 20 years. If the failure of nushit was just "people growing out of it" my business would go under, but consumerism for non gay and non lame shit is strong as ever (if not stronger than usual currently)
It's incredible how a company like disney can lame and gay such a culturally engrained franchise to a halt. Disney and Marvel are amazing that.
Review bombing wouldn't get it to 15% or whatever it's at. Review bombing would knock it down like 10 maybe 20 percent. The fact that it's reaching single digits means everyone hates it.
what are you basing that on?
Chuds are a fringe minority. Most people like the show and give it a positive review. Sure, you can say chuds could organise to get the score to fall by 20%, but the current score is 16%.
>review bombing
prove it, oh you cant that's right I forgot you were full of shit.
>prove it
The Acolyte is not 16% bad.
You don't decide that.
The audience does, checkmate chud.
how about 15% bad?
That's not how RT scores work dipshit.
so you agree in principle that it is bad and now we're just haggling over quantity
Have you watched it?
If the thread can impregnate the lezbos, the thread is not a female, it's male.
w-what happens when you put the thread in the force?
mpreg
IM PICKLE DICK!!!!!
chuds keeps on winning
The Star Wars subreddit has totally turned against it now, and the only place for the uber lefty culture war trannies to positively discuss the show is in their niche circles of the internet. Pretty funny.
They can't say anything bad about it without being instantly banned, but the silence on the subreddit regarding the show is deafening since no one wants to say anything good about the show or even discuss it.
Ain't good enough. We need further marginalization of the abnormals.
>Star Wars subreddit has totally turned against it now
Seriously? Anyone have any good salt?
Chloe Moretz is looking pretty good these days.
>read article about unfair review bombing
>decide to watch star wars the acolyte to see what the fuss is about
>leave 1* review on rotten tomatoes
Breaking news:
Twitter troony are currently reverse review bombing the 2008 film "Acolytes" in a pathetic attempt to counter-balance incels and chuds review bombing the 2008 film "Acolytes".
That's cute, it's almost like the left political space has unhinged lunatics.
Surely the hundreds of hours of youtube videos shitting on the acolyte were mistaken because there simply cannot be such a thing as a insane leftoid and disney SURELY cannot make a bad product
Damn, even the twitter trannies are telling people to go to the correct Acolyte page and give it 0.5 stars.
At what point are people going to stop taking Rotten Tomatoes seriously?
So if it’s not bad, what makes The Acolyte good?
The most normie takes I've seen is that the fight scenes are good. Of course, said normies don't actually watch movies with good fight choreography, so this slop is the best they've ever seen.
>According to Cinemaphile troons this is chud central
>never once seen anyone calling for a "review bomb"
>actually never seen anyone ever call for a "review bomb"
Is the review bomb the holocaust for journalists
Review bombs are inherently anarchic. There's no structure to them. People just seethe internally and do it. It's like mob mentality.
So say for instance 109 people didn't like one person and decided they should frick off.
Is that a "review bomb" ?
To me it seems like they are just making a choice idk
the only time its not a review bomb is when you say WHY you got told to frick off 109 times.
They always scream review bomb but they never tell why
everyone knows why
chuds are threatened by characters who aren't white males
>chuds are threatened by characters who aren't white males
And? Still losing money. The USA is chudland, hollywood better start acting like it.
Seems like the reasons are pretty clear and established, the only mystery is how long Disney will be selectively deaf to it
I've been review bombing this shit harder than the sort of hits Jake Matthew Lloyd used to take from his classmates and parents when they'd get tired of his whiny crazytalk.
Frick that's true. How far this place has fallen.
Good idea, let's actually organise a review bombing campaign
>chuds
Opinion disregarded.
It's immaterial to me whether anyone is review bombing that show, whether they're shilling for it or against it. The real issue is whether the show is any good.
Turns out, it's infantile trash, with a plot so childish and lacking in sense, you'd think it was written by a group of elementary school girls.
In the meantime, the real Star Wars fans have walked away from this shit. They don't NEED to review bomb anything. They've already figured out that Disney is allergic to profit, and care only about pandering with virtue signalling on all levels below the top, from the directors, to the producers, to the creative team, to the actors. Nothing the disillusioned fans do now will make one bit of difference and, every day, more of them figure this out.
The only Star Wars stuff that sells is the old stuff and, the more pissed off people get about the new stuff, the less of the old stuff they buy. There's no growth in SW anymore and, until someone else ends up in charge at the top, it is dead. It lives in fan fic, RPG campaigns, and VHS cassettes now.
Whatever. I have all the Star Wars stuff I need, without ever watching Disney's childish slop, or buying any of their merch.
I can almost smell the cheeto dust emanating from the reddit spacing
>I can almost smell the cheeto dust emanating from the reddit spacing
It's called a paragraph, you dizzy c**t, but I guess they don't teach you fetuses that shit in school, anymore. Neither reddit nor its denizens invented them, nor did they copyright them. If you like reading walls of text, bully for you. I don't, so frick off.
Also, Cheetos are... well, not for me, but obviously someone likes them, since they still exist.
oh no
>watch the 2024 acolyte, think its shit, review the wrong thing on RT by accident
>watch the 2008 Acolytes, think it's shit, review the right thing on RT
But no, it must be a coordinated shill campaign. And there's definitely no shilling from professional or paid critics, no sir.
It's damage control. It's clear as day what movie it is on the page. Do they really think anyone is going to buy that?
Sounds like a false flag to me
How low can it go?
5% since the lowest rating you can give a show 0.5 stars, but that's assuming that everyone gives it a 0.5.
I remember that musical homosexualry CATS being around 2%
How do I vote
I have about 40 RT accounts and I've been review bombing the absolute frick out of this shitshow since the first episode aired. I've also just been offered a job as CEO of the based department. Coincidence? I think not.
What is it specifically that people don't like about the show? The first two episodes were fine.
In a vacuum, it's just a mediocre/shit show. Tied to Star Wars and all of the baggage of established lore or rules, and you have a clusterfrick.
Every person who hates the show is just as vague about this. I don't think it's great, but it was passable Star Wars action.
I didn't think there were too many shades of gray. The space wiccans were cringy and obnoxious, but that's what makes it so believable when the good twin wants to leave to join the people with cool capes and laser swords. They talk a big game about how the jedi are wrong and ignorant, but they were also shown to be vastly inferior to the jedi in all respects. All it takes is four jedi showing up peacefully for them to be reduced to seething impotence. All they have over the jedi is the immaculate conception stuff which doesn't seem very useful unless you are a lesbian space wiccan.
Are you not watching the 40-50 minute reviews of each episode by certain YouTubers like Disparu? They go into great lengths why it's shit.
Surely that's a joke, right?
Not at all. Right wing YouTube grifter channels are required viewing for Cinemaphile. If you aren't faithfully watching Nerdrotic and Critical Drinker you need to go back to plebbit.
Even normie tubers like Jeremy Jahns and Stuckmann find it terrible. The cope that it's just altright review bombing doesn't hold water when the only people that seem to like the show are those that like its message or the intention behind the message rather than the show itself.
>right wing
rent free
>The space wiccans were cringy and obnoxious
That is the correct observation, but that's clearly not the direction the show is going for.
>immaculate conception isn't useful
Awaking, chosen one etc
*anakin, eat shit autocorrect
>clearly not the direction the show is going for.
Are you sure? Maybe they aren't supposed to be cringy, but there's no way they are supposed to be superior to the jedi in any way. Their jedi are focused on emotional control in a way the witches aren't, and that causes the evil twin to lose control and kill everybody. I don't think the viewer is supposed to dislike the witches, but they clearly aren't supposed to be superior to the jedi in any way.
They're oppressed, and therefore are morally superior. This is conveyed in their dialog and is the understood worldview of the showrunners.
I don't know, it seems like you are thinking a bit too much about the ideology of the showrunners. I get that and I did roll my eyes more than once. I just don't think there's too much in there that's actually offensive at face value.
>you are thinking a bit too much about the ideology of the showrunners
I don't think those things are severable. You can't read dostoevsky and not take into account his mourning for the old Russian orthodoxy or his fear and loathing of the seeds of rebellion. Same for shows. It should be weighted appropriately, but when the audience can see the hand of the writer being hamfisted, that's a problem.
I agree, but only to an extent. It is definitely poor form when you are hamfisted, and the Acolyte writers are guilty of showing their ideology too much in their writing. It's also a lot harder to push these things aside when you have a strong opinion on the matter. I loved Brothers Karamazov and really didn't put a lot of thought into what he was saying about Russian orthodoxy or communism.
I also have to admit that I just love the aesthetic and music of Star Wars and all I want is a story where jedi go around doing cool shit. It makes it a lot easier to ignore the bad shit. So far, this is the only live action Star Wars show that actually features some jedi action. It's slop, but I'm entertained.
I also love BK, and I think the reason you don't see Dosto's sense of things overtly is because he's a humble writer and makes the antagonists to his own beliefs far stronger than his beliefs' champions. His views are more apparent from how own journals and from his book Demons.
I totally understand watching for aesthetic though, even if it's not something I can do.
it shows the jedis not be 100% good you know like how they were in the prequels with Dooku and Anakin and Qui Gon!!!!!! ITS NOT STAR WAR!!!!!!
troony Black person
Wooden acting, terrible lines and pacing, lame "good is evil and evil is good" shades of gray, mystery thriller with the mystery spoiled in the first 15 minutes.
You add self-insert lesboan space wiccans and widh-fulfillmentnlesbian immaculate conception and "the force is patriarchy, the thread is the real deal", and it turns into meta-cringe.
I'm not really sure myself since I'm not a Star Wars gay but ChatGPT will spit out a load of reasons if you ask it, so I'm using that to post up negative reviews. Don't have time to read it myself but most people agree with it so it's clearly right.
Androgynizing and face-painting my girl dafne, one job.
you have unlimited access to porn can we just have something that isnt porn for once
no, she must use her lewd body to arouse straight men.
Mission accomplished.
Republic Commando show when
hopefully never
weird deflection tactic by goywood
>both sides accusing each other of false-flagging
Just the way they wanted it. I hope Mr. Langley gets a raise, he certainly earned it
mr shekelstein always win
And that is why all of you will always be a goyim cattle.
>review bombing
NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NEGATIVELY REVIEW THINGS
What a fricking stupid name for a stupid fricking reaction to a stupid thing to do that's done by morons.
accuse others of what you're doing before they can accuse you.
spamming tens to every website that has user reviews is standard marketing.
Is Mike Zeroh legit?
>one line third-hand rumor
>usually about some meaningless personality conflict
>inflated to 15 or 20 minute video
Somehow, it's never reviewbombing when it's shills and literal children giving out 10/10s.
because
"review bombing" is literally a response to their standard marketing.
>there's nothing wrong w/ NuWars
oh cool is that a screenshot from the nu Star Trek show?
What's wrong with this?
nothing it was great
>What's wrong with this?
it looks like a frickin parody
She looks like my last poo
It was a meaty one, I've been eating a lot of steamed pork
>mfw it was actually an interesting cyberpunk planet built around droids
>everything else about this episode was just TRASH
The majority of the morons who make it their life's mission to cry about media instead of doing anything meaningful ironically have zero media literacy. If your opinions align with the Critical Deinker homosexual then chances are you're a talentless turbovirgin who deserves to be culled.
I'll spill your fricking skull in with my boot and rape your mother.
Acolyte is goof if you're able to think for yourself, if you need a moron trying to creatively cram the word "woke" (a word they don't even understand) into a sentence, you deserve to have your throat slit halal style and have your sister raped.
>Acolyte is goof
Freudian
>Haters who haven't seen the show review bombing
>People who have watched the show review bombing
>Fans after episode 3 review bombing
Whichever way you look, its a shit show.
It's the worst Nu Wars tv show by far and that's saying something, because there's been some serious turds before this one
It's fricking shit, but Kenobi is still the worst (for now)
Friendly reminder that "review bombing" eternally and always just means "reviewing"
There was a 2008 movie called Star Wars: The Acolyte? Holy frick what are the chances?
To all my fellow non-bigots ITT, don't react to these chuds with their rubbish bait. That's what they want you to do.
>my fellow non-bigots
Does no one teach grammar, anymore? Having discriminating taste isn't the same as discriminating against people, just like you eating up whatever half-baked garbage Disney feeds you doesn't make you a freedom fighter, an activist, or even a good person.
Seriously, though: You're defending a show made by and for half-wits. At least if they're going to subvert and demolish the Star Wars franchise, they could do it in a way that doesn't completely insult your intelligence.
Your average fan fic is better than this dog water.
>Your average fan fic is better
What's that? Hang on let me guess, is it seeing Luke in his prime as some fleshed out Jedi wiping out all the Sith? Hey that's real nice cliched writing you "fan"s have going on.... NOBODY is interested in seeing that sort of boomerslop, society has changed for the better, people have changed for the better, relationships have evolved and it's time to tell stories which reflect that. Pandering to nostalgia will only result in audiences remaining ignorant. God, this season hasn't even finished yet and people are talking like they know every facet and nuance of what's clearly a complex and compelling mystery!
>society has changed for the better, people have changed for the better
Sure moshe
>NOBODY is interested in seeing that
That's my fricking point, you ignoramus! 99.999% of fan fic is complete trash, and no matter how fan-servicey it is, regardless of it being a Star Wars/NCIS crossover... you name it, it's probably better than Acolyte.
Creativity and writing ability have virtually vanished from mainstream Hollywood, and they are absolutely GONE from anything to do with Star Wars.
>Pandering to nostalgia
Ah, you're one of these single-celled organisms who thinks doing something fresh means completely abandoning the look/feel of the franchise, retroactively shitting on the old stories, sabotaging the OG characters, tearing down the lore, and waving goodbye to any kind of quality control, whatsoever. Gotcha.
Not surprised one bit.
>society has changed for the better, people have changed for the better
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
I hope someone takes a picture of your face, the moment you grow up and realize that the world doesn't go bad to good, like it's a fricking volume knob, and that, in many ways, it's the worst it's been in ages.
>relationships have evolved and it's time to tell stories which reflect that.
Don't those people deserve good stories, too? Why should they settle for (secondhand!) garbage, rather than a thoughtful, intelligent, and compelling story? If you think Acolyte is anywhere near good, you think less of the people in those relationships than I do.
>this season hasn't even finished yet
>I've only cut off three of your fingers, how can you act like you know how much it hurts?
You're an idiot.
You don't need to see the entire season to know that an episode was poorly acted; had clunky, childish dialogue, half of which was deliberate callbacks to stuff other people did better; had a script that wouldn't pass muster in a high school English class, a few decades ago; deliberately torpedoed some of the established lore; and reeked of immaturity.
Must not think much of these "better people" if you think Acolyte is it.
Limey homosexual detected. Go to bed. It's getting late for you.
Isn't this tactic too obvious? Do they really have nothing left to pretend the show is doing well?
Reminders that these millenial woman and all kinds of homosexual infesting our world grew up watching high school musical and that other homosexual series. This is the final product. A successful imprint. The brainwashing is working. Now zoomies are riddled with troony infestation and massive amount of SSRIs. You will see the zoomies result in 10 years. Same with gen X and early millenials with their friends series producing dried egg woman with cats and no children now in their 50s feeling bitter and angry.
>The review bomb of ONE!
>The review bomb of TWO!
>The review bomb of manyyyyyy!
le sigh*
it's a shitty show that needs a lot shitty reviews to make anyone care about it. No one cares about a show with 2 stars or a show with 4 stars its either 1 or 5 nothing else
How does this mistake prove that they didn't watch the show
You would immediately know you're in the wrong show if you actually watched it, because the cover art is vastly different.
People who are just review bombing don't know what it looks like, so they wouldn't know they're in the wrong show.
>he doesn't know about alternate cover art
I've never watched Star Wars of any kind and I knew from the cover art too, clearly people just weren't looking
>Be shit company
>make shit product
>people call it a shit product
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS A CONSPIRACY! HELP ME FEMENISM!!"
>tv show made after 2005
i dont need to see a single frame from the show to know is ESG DEI israeli garbage because after the union strikes back in the mid 00s studios fired everyone and pretended to be more "inclusive" just like the banks after occupy wallstreet.
But in reality all they did was hire useful idiots from marxist box checking universities because they won't dare talk back to a studio exec.
>give show a bad review
nu-uh chud you are just review bombing
>give show a nuanced review
TL;DR
>don't review show at all
Disney shill reviews lead to 88% approval rating
But all jokes aside acolytes 2008 looks good
I like how it’s just glaringly obvious there is only a single gay defending this show at this point lel
The funny thing is that the 2008 film is probably superior to the show
that's not a high bar