Can't have SHIT in Gotham, man...

Can't have SHIT in Gotham, man...

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should have applied online, done proper SEO

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >implying half the bars in Gotham wouldn't pay top dollar to have a giant monster bro be their bouncer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say, I imagine a lot of places would immediately jump at the FREE PUBLICITY that would be having Killer Croc working for you. Plus the guy is jacked, I bet a bunch of warehouse jobs would jump to have a guy like him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. If he was 100% honest about just wanting to get work done, someone would bite the bullet and give him a try. Hell, a hiring agency would cream their pants over the commission they would get from the right business looking for a 'ringer' employee.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say, I imagine a lot of places would immediately jump at the FREE PUBLICITY that would be having Killer Croc working for you. Plus the guy is jacked, I bet a bunch of warehouse jobs would jump to have a guy like him.

      In a lot of places bouncers can't have criminal records. More pertinently, Croc is a violent recidivist criminal with a rap sheet dating back to his teens in multiple states, why the frick are we supposed to think the businesses are bad for rejecting him?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So if all the business reject him, what is he supposed to do except commit more crime?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Welfare, SNAP, Section 8 like normal poor people.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >So if all the business reject him, what is he supposed to do except commit more crime?
          That's exactly what he's suppose to do. It makes sense when you realize the 13th amendment specifically allows slavery for prisoners, so prison system is structured to preserve pseudo-chattle slavery by making it impossible to get legitimate work if you frick up once.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He's eaten people, might be a somewhat big frick up, I want him to go legitimate but it's totally understandable for anyone to not hire him.

            He's from Florida, not Louisiana.

            [...]
            Is Croc the bara or is there a normal bara as well?

            > Florida, not Louisiana.
            Cuban food then? old southern style would also work

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >He's eaten people
              I tire of your dietary chauvinism in the face of a much bigger issue.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the monster bara or conspiracy shit? only one of those promises softcore porn

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I want him to go legitimate but it's totally understandable for anyone to not hire him.
              I know, and it's equally understandable why he will rob them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but I don't wanna be a le muscle again 🙁

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Try Wayne homie. The only person who has more ex-cons in his payroll than the Penguin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Wayne takes care of you if you're serious about going straight

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's a cannibal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bigot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just an eating disorder.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nothing wrong with eating crocodiles

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather hire a cannibal than a vegan.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My guy needs to get into Civil Engineering. Nobody knows the sewers like Croc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you nuts? With all the moronic shit he’d have to deal with he’d be back to crime in no time.

      I was going to say, I imagine a lot of places would immediately jump at the FREE PUBLICITY that would be having Killer Croc working for you. Plus the guy is jacked, I bet a bunch of warehouse jobs would jump to have a guy like him.

      [...]
      In a lot of places bouncers can't have criminal records. More pertinently, Croc is a violent recidivist criminal with a rap sheet dating back to his teens in multiple states, why the frick are we supposed to think the businesses are bad for rejecting him?

      Does he know Cajun food? Would he mind being part chef and part mascot? Because “Croc’s Killer Cajun Kitchen” sounds like a recipe for success.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's from Florida, not Louisiana.

        Alright now write a doujin about him becoming a prostitute to satisfy my bara monsterfricker fetish

        Is Croc the bara or is there a normal bara as well?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Starts out as the bara until another bara shows up and they FRICK

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure more than half the criminals in Gotham won't frick with your business if Croc is working there on the off chance that they'd get eaten alive.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAUGH! THE HECKING CROCERINO CAN'T GET A HECKING JOBERINO AND THAT'S WHY HE'S KILLING AND EATING PEOPLE FOR FUN!
    don't write social commentary if you're mentally handicapped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The comic never say he's in the right.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >only 6 interviews
    Come on dude, you gotta have better endurance than that. There's also the self-employed route if need be.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's because he's black

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The places he was going to was pretty eclectic. Where did he think he was getting hired at a dentist's office?

    That being said, this would make for a PERFECT one-off story where Croc's being denied for job after job, and a hot-shot up and coming attorney takes his case for hiring discrimination. In the end, it turns out that the attorney is actually a disguised Two-Face making the point that, had Batman not done his inevitable bullshit, they'd have never known.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not easy being green

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alright now write a doujin about him becoming a prostitute to satisfy my bara monsterfricker fetish

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Waylon, dude. What's the last legit job you had? How far back does your resume go? You think they aren't going to take one look at that paper and think, "Why the frick hasn't he worked in X years?"
    What references could you possibly have that aren't in Arkham or Blackgate?
    Do you even have a GED?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Task force X. I'm sure Waller can pull a few strings if she wants him out of trouble.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have no fricking idea how livid I was when they had to mess up his hotel for that joker war bullshit. Maitre'd croc had potential and monster town could have been a trove of new stories for Gotham

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Croc should look into construction, the frick is he doing applying in a library and dentist clinic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those jobs show up a lot as entry level for stuff like answering phones or basic data entry.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Croc's memoir would be a best seller. There are a lot of people in the DCU who feel different, maligned, and could use someone like him to relate to.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously why don't Bruce just give him a job as security guard in Wayne industries, i wanna some fricker trying to assault a building protected by Croc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HE EATS PEOPLE

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    actually, how do the people interviewing croc know that this isn't part of a criminal operation? frick he's worked with the riddler and joker. as far as they know they let their guard down and next thing they know they're dead. he was in arkham for a reason

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I'LL SAY WHEN YOUR DEBT TO SOCIETY IS PAID! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE AND LIVE IN MISERY AND POVERTY!
      >OH GOD HE'S EATING EVERYONE WHY DID WE LET HIM OUT!

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Croc should skip wagie life altogether and become an influencer. He can fill a niche nobody else can by being a giant alligator man.

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