Good choice. It seems that modern Russian cinema is torn between soap opera/rom com nonsense and the CGI-laden jingoistic color-graded crap; in both cases they imitate the worst trends in western cinematography. Not everything needs to be gruz-200 or whatever tier, but they are completely lost the plot with Saving Private Rybenko type crap their glowies encourage.
>but they are completely lost the plot with Saving Private Rybenko type crap their glowies encourage.
LMAO
Watch Burnt By Sun 2 dilogy.
Also, the problem with modern Russia cinema is that it's completely corrupted, projects gets funded by Government with predictable results
one looks like a Black person so dropped instantly, i can understand Black folk in american and brazilian productions there is no excuse for europe, russia, asia or any other non Black person country featuring them
I didn't really like the ending. It was obvious he wasn't gonna beat the law but I saw the misery porn coming miles away. It could've been less heavy-handed.
Made for TV adaptation of Master and Margarita is very solid and good gateway into Russian surrealism if you are into fricked up Russian fantasy like Pathalogic.
Underrated comedy.
This isn't /misc/. We should be discussing about Russian cinema, not politics.
Aw sweet a hohol thread. It doesn't matter to you r*ddit cucks that Russia is the last bastion of the white race free from ZOG and globohomo? You keep on making these awful russophobic threads. So tiresome.
They’re like the leader in Civ who tries to go to war but doesn’t have enough resources so just makes no one want to trade with them and they fall behind on technology/culture.
>playing civ right now and this is happening to me >except I'm coming second and the only one who has a chance against the guy in first place >when I ask why they're teaming up against me instead of the other guy I get told I'm bad at diplomacy
This is what I get for playing against guys from here.
kek this. they’ve essentially guaranteed they won’t win a diplomatic victory, science/culture was already out of the question. economic obviously they’re out of the race too. they’ve essentially become a city state no one really needs to worry about
also check out this famous Russian novelist and the famous Russian leg dancing that Russia 100% invented, also the famous Russian burger chain McDonalds.
Russia is effectively fighting all the nations backing Ukraine and Ukrainians themselves were preparing for war for a decade, it was simply the strongest army in Europe.
2 years ago
Anonymous
blah blah blah blah we never wanted x it was a feint muh NATO moneyz
take kiev/odessa/lviv or stfu and tolerate the mockery. russia is supposed to be a superpower
2 years ago
Anonymous
Literally even Putin said Russia is not superpower. He considers USA to be only viable superpower in the world.
2 years ago
Anonymous
should stop trying to play superpower then. No wonder he fricked himself
2 years ago
Anonymous
What happened to all that shit about the multi-polar world? A few more months and they may even learn their place as a bottom feeder race.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And then he throws an autistic tantrum "muh redlines" and spend hours crying to French president how USA was molesting him and USSR after WW2
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Ukraine is now a superpower according to vatniks
lmao. Draw up a list of the premiere military powers of the world in January 2022, Ukraine wouldn't be anywhere near the top
Muh Ukrainian lion is just a form of cope by russians to explain their humiliation
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Russia is effectively fighting all the nations backing Ukraine
Holy cope lmao, guess they forgot to show up then
2 years ago
Anonymous
UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Finland, Poland, Greece, Switzerland, Sweden, and Turkey all have stronger armies than Ukraine russia is just shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Go leave moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
>guys we're fighting the world here give us a break
Russia's fighting a single corrupt semi-democracy full of country bumpkins and a few industrial hotspots that NATO realized they could just dump equipment into when it became clear russia's bleeding itself dry in there
2 years ago
Anonymous
Uh...but I thought Russia can take over all of Europe in one week?
>noooo stop drawing comparisons and call out my hypocrisy!
>occupying places half-way across the globe is totally the same thing as failing to invade a corrupt shithole right on your border
The US managed to invade the "middle east" without issue, it was the prolonged occupation that caused problems. Your beloved Rossiya isn't even at that stage yet, so the two are not nearly comparable.
>US can't even beat a bunch of goat frickers and rice farmers >it's the same thing as invading a country that has the entire world backing them with weapons, money and manpower
Thanks for proving a point?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>ignores my point >posts smug non-seq
Ah yes, the vatnig MO
2 years ago
Anonymous
what hypocrisy? I'm not american. Are you vatniks so moronic you think everyone who mocks you is american or the entire world is just Russia and America?
I don't give a shit that mutts lost to chinkys 60 years ago, it doesn't mean russia isn't a joke. This whataboutery/deflection isn't going to work homosexual.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Ukraine is actually stroooonk
holy shit kys slav subhuman, the fricking congo war is more comparable to how white people fight wars than whatever you're doing
2 years ago
Anonymous
jesus the left cant meme
2 years ago
Anonymous
>vietnam and middle east didn't had any foreign support >now in ukraine you see, everybody was trained for their whole life to fight in a war, they are basically the most powerful country in europe, that's why we attacked them
lmao you're a funny guy, go on
2 years ago
Anonymous
vatniks have engage din huge revisionism. Pre-war Ukraine was a corrupt shithole full of gypsies and porn actors run by a israeli comedian, but now it is a military lion whose prowess goes beyond that of Napoleonic France, Nazi Germany, and the Mongols combined.
>occupying places half-way across the globe is totally the same thing as failing to invade a corrupt shithole right on your border
The US managed to invade the "middle east" without issue, it was the prolonged occupation that caused problems. Your beloved Rossiya isn't even at that stage yet, so the two are not nearly comparable.
It'd really only be comparable if when the US invaded Iraq in 2003, they got bogged down around Basra for months while losing thousands of troops and hundreds of armored vehicles, then like a month in claim they never wanted Baghdad and it was just a feint and the real goal was Basra all along, which they then proceed to be unable to take after several more months.
they either do a WWI grind until they brute force a victory or fall apart from the inside and wait 20 years for some form of comeback
I have no idea where the latest war will go and we won't find out for at least another year
Made for TV adaptation of Master and Margarita is very solid and good gateway into Russian surrealism if you are into fricked up Russian fantasy like Pathalogic.
I'm not upset I just find it funny russia, who obsesses over their military and constantly bragged about it and it's basically their entire national identity, ends up having a joke-tier military
Tarkovski is GOOD no matter what people with immense amounts of heavy metals in their brains say. You have to be prone to transcendence. Any other opinion on this is just cope.
Has there been an adaptation of this masterpiece yet?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer
Eskov bases his novel on the premise that the Tolkien account is a "history written by the victors".[2][3] Eskov's version of the story describes Mordor as a peaceful constitutional monarchy on the verge of an industrial revolution, that poses a threat to the war-mongering and imperialistic faction represented by Gandalf (whose attitude has been described by Saruman as "crafting the Final Solution to the Mordorian problem") and the racist elves.[2] For example, Barad-dûr, Sauron's citadel, appears in chapter 2 as
...that amazing city of alchemists and poets, mechanics and astronomers, philosophers and physicians, the heart of the only civilization in Middle-earth to bet on rational knowledge and bravely pitch its barely adolescent technology against ancient magic. The shining tower of the Barad-dûr citadel rose over the plains of Mordor almost as high as Orodruin like a monument to Man – free Man who had politely but firmly declined the guardianship of the Dwellers on High and started living by his own reason. It was a challenge to the bone-headed aggressive West, which was still picking lice in its log ‘castles’ to the monotonous chanting of scalds extolling the wonders of never-existing Númenor.
>be daughter of oligarch in charge of aluminium mining and targeted assassination in Petroslavoborskstanski Oblast >papa sets up film career and nice dacha for you in North London
Irony of Fate, nice Christmas kino about a drunken man whos wife just broke up with him entering the wrong apartment because its identical to his (commie block) The apartment is owned by a beautiful woman
Watch more movies, honey
where to start with russia kino?
Balabanov
Good choice. It seems that modern Russian cinema is torn between soap opera/rom com nonsense and the CGI-laden jingoistic color-graded crap; in both cases they imitate the worst trends in western cinematography. Not everything needs to be gruz-200 or whatever tier, but they are completely lost the plot with Saving Private Rybenko type crap their glowies encourage.
>but they are completely lost the plot with Saving Private Rybenko type crap their glowies encourage.
LMAO
Watch Burnt By Sun 2 dilogy.
Also, the problem with modern Russia cinema is that it's completely corrupted, projects gets funded by Government with predictable results
The Battle of Kiev (2022), directed by Zelensky
STALKER and waterloo
start anf finish with Tarkovsky
what euro country is that?
it's actually an Asian country
it`s actually both
Transylvania
>he doesn't know
Holy shit what is this?
Cosmoball
oh wow yeah it is holy shit get your shit together russia but then again you got a israeli homosexual telling his people shit like this
GIWTWM
one looks like a Black person so dropped instantly, i can understand Black folk in american and brazilian productions there is no excuse for europe, russia, asia or any other non Black person country featuring them
Movie is set in alternate future of the 2070's, and all they have is a single mutt on the whiter side of the spectrum
Escape from Tarkov raid series were kino
Major Grom's kino, though
only a moron would post this
soviet kino was kino
thats not a soviet flag
>Only a moron
>Can't differentiate Russian and Soviet flags
Wew lad
Is there any worse flag style than "3 different colored stripes"???
>Singapore not in transcendent tier
Screw off
Lazy bait image.
malaysia and usa flags are the same
What are those lines from 4 different ways supposed to represent in Korea's flag?
pepsi
>inb4 this gets bomabarded with (you)s
All mi tbh
already had 4; you were too late
>this will get so many (You)s
The Average “blue with a white star” and “red with white star” are lame af. Should be lower.
Posting before the (You) flood. Add me in the screencap
Post with million (you)s potential
It's gonna get bombarded with yous, any second now
it's the least reddit kind of flag
others insist upon themselves
>TFW my country not even in the ranking
Kek
>Xbox
>Transcendent Tier
>Japan
>that high up
Its literal a circle.
>literal (You) generator
You mad?
No? Why would I be mad at getting (You)s moron.
Ok bro just checking kn to see if your online experience is going alright. take care now bye
yes, stars and stripes
>bangladesh: meat ball inside a square
>diarrhea tier
>japan: a different colour meat ball inside a square
>great tier
it's almost like colors matter
>he didn't post the GOAT
Hardcore Henry was fun.
That's a Russian movie, right?
Yeah, kino movie. Nobody is great too, that's the same director but not a Russian movie.
can't even make a good voice over
>film in russia
>almost gets banned or its creators get arrested because it calls out the corruption of the commie gov
I didn't really like the ending. It was obvious he wasn't gonna beat the law but I saw the misery porn coming miles away. It could've been less heavy-handed.
Top kino
Бpaт was kino
Encapsulates slav values
russians aren't slavic
Slavic is just a language category.
They are and the only reason hohols can't win against them is that they are slavic savages too.
Russians are mutts of finno-ugric and mongolian descent
both are higher races than slavs
on what scale?
They hardly even count as human so I don't think so.
Aw sweet a hohol thread. It doesn't matter to you r*ddit cucks that Russia is the last bastion of the white race free from ZOG and globohomo? You keep on making these awful russophobic threads. So tiresome.
reddit-tier bait
Cope Black person
2/5 not believable enough
>hohol
if you use shit words like this you are automatically giving yourself away as a shill
no american cares about what these turd words mean
I've been told that some Soviet cinema was good and even inspired Western directors, but I haven't seen any of them so I can't judge them for myself.
Their modern movies are all russia stronk moronation just the US but without the budget.
Kino.
Also youtube apparently deleted a lot russian movies or scenes from it, so yeah...
They literally invented kino
That's not the french flag
>France
>kino
lol
That they did. They even invented movie soundtracks too.
Amelie
Intouchables
La vie d'Adèle
You dumb homosexual, that is a Netherlands flag, not France!
Soviet Kino
Great film but I preferred Andrei Rublev, Mirror and Nostalgia
So true.
Nuke 'em.
Sooo…what can they do..?
nothing, russia is a nation of slaves, while its government rinses the public of their money and live in luxury
Misery
They’re like the leader in Civ who tries to go to war but doesn’t have enough resources so just makes no one want to trade with them and they fall behind on technology/culture.
>youre winning after 5 hours of playing
>everyone suddenly teams up against you
i hate civ homosexuals so much
>playing civ right now and this is happening to me
>except I'm coming second and the only one who has a chance against the guy in first place
>when I ask why they're teaming up against me instead of the other guy I get told I'm bad at diplomacy
This is what I get for playing against guys from here.
kek this. they’ve essentially guaranteed they won’t win a diplomatic victory, science/culture was already out of the question. economic obviously they’re out of the race too. they’ve essentially become a city state no one really needs to worry about
They have everything needed to be a cultural and economical powerhouse, they just shit themselves in autistic rage whenever they get close
Blocks your path
MADE IN UKRAINE
also check out this famous Russian novelist and the famous Russian leg dancing that Russia 100% invented, also the famous Russian burger chain McDonalds.
*blocks your path*
brat
brat 2
russian ark
Bet you feel really silly now, OP
FINE I CONCEDE
WAR IS LE BAD
NOW CAN WE GO BACK TO HOW THINGS WERE BEFORE FEBRUARY?
>apocalypse now
soi facing wojak
>russian war movie
reeeeeeeee
Stalker is literally the best movie ever made
This is true but can't grasp its concept with heavy metales on their brains
*can't win wars*
>is the only reason we won ww2
TWO
MORE
WEEKS
2 more weeks to what? finally taking kiev? Russia can't beat a third world shithole.
How long did it take for US to beat the middle east or Vietnam ? Oh wait....they never did
>what about
don't care. Not american. Russia should have swept Ukraine in a few days if they weren't a joke.
Russia is effectively fighting all the nations backing Ukraine and Ukrainians themselves were preparing for war for a decade, it was simply the strongest army in Europe.
blah blah blah blah we never wanted x it was a feint muh NATO moneyz
take kiev/odessa/lviv or stfu and tolerate the mockery. russia is supposed to be a superpower
Literally even Putin said Russia is not superpower. He considers USA to be only viable superpower in the world.
should stop trying to play superpower then. No wonder he fricked himself
What happened to all that shit about the multi-polar world? A few more months and they may even learn their place as a bottom feeder race.
And then he throws an autistic tantrum "muh redlines" and spend hours crying to French president how USA was molesting him and USSR after WW2
>Ukraine is now a superpower according to vatniks
lmao. Draw up a list of the premiere military powers of the world in January 2022, Ukraine wouldn't be anywhere near the top
Muh Ukrainian lion is just a form of cope by russians to explain their humiliation
>Russia is effectively fighting all the nations backing Ukraine
Holy cope lmao, guess they forgot to show up then
UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Finland, Poland, Greece, Switzerland, Sweden, and Turkey all have stronger armies than Ukraine russia is just shit.
Go leave moron
>guys we're fighting the world here give us a break
Russia's fighting a single corrupt semi-democracy full of country bumpkins and a few industrial hotspots that NATO realized they could just dump equipment into when it became clear russia's bleeding itself dry in there
Uh...but I thought Russia can take over all of Europe in one week?
>noooo stop drawing comparisons and call out my hypocrisy!
>US can't even beat a bunch of goat frickers and rice farmers
>it's the same thing as invading a country that has the entire world backing them with weapons, money and manpower
Thanks for proving a point?
>ignores my point
>posts smug non-seq
Ah yes, the vatnig MO
what hypocrisy? I'm not american. Are you vatniks so moronic you think everyone who mocks you is american or the entire world is just Russia and America?
I don't give a shit that mutts lost to chinkys 60 years ago, it doesn't mean russia isn't a joke. This whataboutery/deflection isn't going to work homosexual.
>Ukraine is actually stroooonk
holy shit kys slav subhuman, the fricking congo war is more comparable to how white people fight wars than whatever you're doing
jesus the left cant meme
>vietnam and middle east didn't had any foreign support
>now in ukraine you see, everybody was trained for their whole life to fight in a war, they are basically the most powerful country in europe, that's why we attacked them
lmao you're a funny guy, go on
vatniks have engage din huge revisionism. Pre-war Ukraine was a corrupt shithole full of gypsies and porn actors run by a israeli comedian, but now it is a military lion whose prowess goes beyond that of Napoleonic France, Nazi Germany, and the Mongols combined.
>occupying places half-way across the globe is totally the same thing as failing to invade a corrupt shithole right on your border
The US managed to invade the "middle east" without issue, it was the prolonged occupation that caused problems. Your beloved Rossiya isn't even at that stage yet, so the two are not nearly comparable.
It'd really only be comparable if when the US invaded Iraq in 2003, they got bogged down around Basra for months while losing thousands of troops and hundreds of armored vehicles, then like a month in claim they never wanted Baghdad and it was just a feint and the real goal was Basra all along, which they then proceed to be unable to take after several more months.
>when the vatniks openly shill their inability to defeat ukraine as a sign of success
Lend-lease
>is the only reason we won ww2
they either do a WWI grind until they brute force a victory or fall apart from the inside and wait 20 years for some form of comeback
I have no idea where the latest war will go and we won't find out for at least another year
Can't take Kyiv either.
Entirely useless.
they’re the laughing stock of the world now lol his legacy is ruined
Made for TV adaptation of Master and Margarita is very solid and good gateway into Russian surrealism if you are into fricked up Russian fantasy like Pathalogic.
>Master and Margarita
>if you are into fricked up Russian fantasy like Pathalogic.
Yeah. That is indeed what has been said.
Then you kind of missed the point
the repeated baits from both sides are more entertaining than the war at this rate to be honest family
for me, it's the hilarious vids of russians dying in comedic ways
can't post the NSFW ones here cuz of janny sadly
I seriously doubt the pilot died in this case, based off this webm alone. This looks like an unpowered fall.
Probably just ejected.
Underrated comedy.
Based кин-дзa-дзa poster.
Go watch that movie if you haven't, absolutely kino and funny.
Why do morons think taking over a country is like a video game and only takes 1day?
Germany, with horse-drawn carriages and people marching on foot, took not only Ukraine but also Belarus and much of the Baltics in World War 1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Faustschlag
Russia in 2022 has no excuse
>whataboutism
Lmao
>NO U
absolute cuck'd
true, it's foolish to compare russia to even WW1 armies they're that shit.
If driving straight for victory points works in Hearts of Iron 4 it'll work in real life
>makes no serious progress in 4 months
>uhhhh it's not a 1 day job chuds
>Why do morons think taking over a country is like a video game and only takes 1day?
Because I listen to russian gigabrains.
Normalgays did you miss the point that caring about Ukraine is old and busted now?
You're all obsessed with russia
people love a good trainwreck, see lolcows
Terminally online mong
I'm on Cinemaphile, so yes
took it all in 13 days*
This isn't /misc/. We should be discussing about Russian cinema, not politics.
What about CURRENT THING though? Media told me to be upset about it!
I'm not upset I just find it funny russia, who obsesses over their military and constantly bragged about it and it's basically their entire national identity, ends up having a joke-tier military
Everything Russian is trash. Why would their military be the exception?
Holy shit, most suicides in Russia are related to military, you just made it up. You quite literally made it up.
>IM NOT OBSESSED I JUST CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT IN FILM THREADS
>HAHAHA YOU'RE SEETHING YOU'RE SEETHING LA LA LA LA
meds now
No... YOU eat your meds, idiot!
lmao they don't even have meds in russia haha
who needs meds when drugs are plentiful
NO
You eat em
Obsessed
I am not upset about it. Dead russian homos are a good, timeless thing.
No, everyone MUST know my very specific and unique evaluation that Russia is a joke anon, I must tell everyone my own concrete thoughts on the matter!
Pretty decent musical btw, but blacking is a bit eh.
Tarkovski is GOOD no matter what people with immense amounts of heavy metals in their brains say. You have to be prone to transcendence. Any other opinion on this is just cope.
Has there been an adaptation of this masterpiece yet?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer
Eskov bases his novel on the premise that the Tolkien account is a "history written by the victors".[2][3] Eskov's version of the story describes Mordor as a peaceful constitutional monarchy on the verge of an industrial revolution, that poses a threat to the war-mongering and imperialistic faction represented by Gandalf (whose attitude has been described by Saruman as "crafting the Final Solution to the Mordorian problem") and the racist elves.[2] For example, Barad-dûr, Sauron's citadel, appears in chapter 2 as
...that amazing city of alchemists and poets, mechanics and astronomers, philosophers and physicians, the heart of the only civilization in Middle-earth to bet on rational knowledge and bravely pitch its barely adolescent technology against ancient magic. The shining tower of the Barad-dûr citadel rose over the plains of Mordor almost as high as Orodruin like a monument to Man – free Man who had politely but firmly declined the guardianship of the Dwellers on High and started living by his own reason. It was a challenge to the bone-headed aggressive West, which was still picking lice in its log ‘castles’ to the monotonous chanting of scalds extolling the wonders of never-existing Númenor.
This is incredibly gay and Reddit.
Night watch and Day watch got me into Russian movies. They did the vampires vs werewolf thing before it was cool.
I watched both and they were awful.
>Russia can't make a single good mov-
hitler kaput
bouncing kino
>be daughter of oligarch in charge of aluminium mining and targeted assassination in Petroslavoborskstanski Oblast
>papa sets up film career and nice dacha for you in North London
must be nice
i cant wait to get rescue ryan ukraine version
They made the new capeshit movie, Babushka Z.
>that granny later complained that Russian arty destroyed her house
lmao
Irony of Fate, nice Christmas kino about a drunken man whos wife just broke up with him entering the wrong apartment because its identical to his (commie block) The apartment is owned by a beautiful woman
>*can't hold a single Ukrainian city*
have some soviet kino
Not exactly Russian, but there's plenty of Soviet kino
forgot who is the third guy thats in 90% of russian tv
russians are a disgusting people
the obvious Shirli-Mirli
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114429/releaseinfo
only good russian movies
Brother (1997 film)(frick Brother 2)
Khottabych (2006)
How Vitka Chesnok Drove Lyokha Shtyr to the House for Disabled