Capeshit brainrot on display
Capeshit brainrot on display
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
Capeshit brainrot on display
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
Dykelooking pedo jealous of Tom's looks and virtue (mind not filled with pedo thoughts)
tom cruise is a placenta slurping creepy cultist and i'll never endorse him. enemy of my enemy is just a meme
who cares his movies are good, he can have all the placenta he wants
This, but absolutely unironically. He's as degenerate as any other celebrity.
inb4 but he's not LE garden gnome
He's a fucking satanic cultist icon. And even worse, he's been divorced! MULTIPLE times!
>Oh you don't want to be in my movie? Well I don't think you COULD! Even if you WANTED TO! (please be in my movie)
He jelly.
>breaks his ankle, keeps the scene going
a true professional, gunn can go pound sand
Was he smart for using his foot to lessen the impact on his ribs? That looked intentional after he realized he wasn't making the jump.
he was supposed to not make the jump, that was choreographed. he just didn't land well
He has taken falls for stunts approximately a billion times more than anybody on this site, so not sure what kind of answer you’re looking for here.
It is interesting to think that action blockbusters will probably die with Cruise since new action stars basically don't do stunts and filmmakers will hide whatever they actually do behind 30 jump cuts.
????
Exactly.
post the gif of him falling on the glass table next.
none of this has anything to do with drama or comedy, Cruise is a madman and a great performer. that's it.
That my suitcase?
YO HOMIE
>because he'd tack 30m onto the budget and demand some control
Tom Cruise would eat James Gunn
tom cruise would never be in a shitty superhero movie
This dumb gay has never seen Tropic Thunder
you have to go back
This
Stfu capeslopper
Gunn is right. This isn’t even controversial. He embarrasses himself when he did dramatic doles like 4th of July.
Tripod thunder was funny because people were laughing at Cruise not with him the joke, literally, was because it was him. Noting about the “acting” was funny.
Still he’s pretty much the best at what does …breezy turn-brain-off action flicks.
Oh hey James, what's up?
>pure capeshitter seethery
>water can either be hot or cold
He's right though. However you feel about Cruise, he's notoriously wooden. He was successful because he's good-looking, dedicated, and very involved with his movies. He's not a brilliant actor.
Definitely bait.
Have you ever fucked your own face anon?
Between this and Austin Powers I don't know why anyone would think Tom Cruise doesn't have a sense of humor and can't be funny.
QUINOA
South Park drama I’d assume.
No that’s pic related. Poulter was ok in the revanent. Every thing thumbhead pretty boy over here has been in was dragged down in quality because of his presence. He’s a terrible actor and drives nothing but cringe wooden performances.
The joke in both examples is just, "hey, that's Tom Cruise!".
No doubt he has a sense of humour. The point is he's not very good at doing comedy. He lacks subtlety in his delivery.
seething gunnpedo
Notice how I didn't bring focus to either of these things
>subtlety
>for marvel shit
>for any Hollywood shit in current year
lmao
Funny post, capeshitters like you and Gunn don't even watch movies
james gunn, the same guy who keeps shoehorning his wife in every movie?
And his brother
Tom Cruise is apparently good enough for
Martin Scorsese
Steven Spielberg
Stanley Kubrick
PTA
Brian de Palma
Oliver Stone
Michael Mann
But not the dude who directs capeshit 3 for manbabies
Gunn exposing himself as a hack writer and director. With the proper writing and a talented director, anyone can be comedic or dramatic
Where's the key grip?
Tom's Les Grossman completely invalidates that claim
-DIS FWAMING JANNY!
Tom Cruise can't be adam warlock because he's fucking 70 years old. That said Poulter isn't better than him or any actor at anything, I've never seen a good performance from this kid. He's the poster child for nu-hollywood's lackluster male talent
>OK GROOMER
He was pretty good in Eyes Wide Shut and Tropic Thunder.
James Gunn is a pedophile hack fraud.
That picture looks like Ethan hawk with beard
Dang, how will Tom Cruise cope with being criticized by the guy who made Suicide Squad and the live action scooby doo movie?
Tom Cruise might be a manlet and old but he’s a damn good actor.
So is Gunn outing himself as an idiot that doesn't watch movies. Everyone knows he was great as the Weinstein parody in Tropic Thunder and Lestat in Interview with the Vampire.
Meanwhile Tom Cruise and Zack Snyder...
>that's cool
I believe in Sir Tom.
She can get my top gun if you know what I mean
I'd like to her eyes wide shut if you know what I mean
I'd cock her tail if you know what I mean
>no comedic chops
What a complete fucktard.
Mandatory
Cope capeshitter
Wait is that Tom??
Yeah fucking wasted during filming of the OG Top Gun. Pretty based.
Yes, he frequently dresses as Maverick for college house parties right after he gets a quick thirty year deaging treatment.
fuck that makes me laugh everytime
He looks like he's having a fucking blast.
Tom is too pure for this world.
Fucking hell, take me back. Back in the 90's I would have been king of the manlets...
isn't nicole kidman literally eating ze bugs now?
Is Gunn trying to piss off everyone at once? Is that it?
He realized he didn't want to helm a sinking ship anymore.
Is this a bit? Like Cruise is secretly gonna be in one of his upcoming movies so it’s a fake feud go “ha ha” about later?
Why does he do it?
The real question is why aren't you doing it?
He does it for (You)
He did that six times in a day to get the perfect shot.
>He did that six times in a day to get the perfect shot
poor bikes
https://twitter.com/TomCruise/status/1604839778125430785
Kino.
Because he is an adrenaline junkie and wants to die doing something he loves.
how come females never achieve anything close to men?
Because they've been trained to behave.
Why not.
For most people that’s why not. What a beast
Tom Cruise is the ultimate Chad, or was, except he's kind of short and unmanly. Notice how he's conveniently never in a movie with another male action star who would easily outshine him.
Also now he looks like a mummified lesbian, he doesn't have that precarious screen presence anymore.
He should stick to be a character actor like in Tropic Thunder, he was great in that, I didn't even realize it was him until the credits.
>Notice how he's conveniently never in a movie with another male action star who would easily outshine him.
?
>Brad Pitt
>Antonio Banderas
I reckon it doesn't happen more often because these guys are all rather expensive.
kinopire
>Brad Pitt
>Antonio Banderas
>Henry Cavill
Doesn't count.
>Notice how he's conveniently never in a movie with another male action star who would easily outshine him.
Saw this moobie on the TV, it was quite good actually.
>Notice how he's conveniently never in a movie with another male action star who would easily outshine him.
bro wut
He can’t be easily outshined idiot, he’s fucking Tom Cruise. It sure as fuck wouldn’t be easy no matter who you got.
Gunn peaked writing dawn of the dead
Wut
Wut
I'm pretty sure Gunn is just trying to soften the blow by adding the bit about the acting chops, as well as promote the younger actor that way.
The reason why Cruise wasn't considered was due to his age. There's no reason for a 60 year old Adam Warlock.
James Gunn is utterly retarded and hasn't made a single good movie in his entire life. What would he know about acting?
Bullshit. Now that he's ageing out of the action hero thing, he could easily swing into a kind of Takeshi Kitano style career back end. Playing the guy who's seen and done it all. If he could pull together something like Hana-Bi he'd swat this little bug's criticism flat.
Comedy, just do that fucking Tropic Thunder sequel focusing on his character. Hollywood has only gotten more insane since that movie, and the general public are probably more than ready for seeing it get another roasting.
kino
He doesn't and magnolia is a prime example of his pathetic overacting.
Tom Cruise makes movies. James Gunn makes toy commercials and then rapes kids backstage.