Capeshit brainrot on display

Capeshit brainrot on display

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dykelooking pedo jealous of Tom's looks and virtue (mind not filled with pedo thoughts)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      tom cruise is a placenta slurping creepy cultist and i'll never endorse him. enemy of my enemy is just a meme

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        who cares his movies are good, he can have all the placenta he wants

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, but absolutely unironically. He's as degenerate as any other celebrity.
        inb4 but he's not LE garden gnome
        He's a fucking satanic cultist icon. And even worse, he's been divorced! MULTIPLE times!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh you don't want to be in my movie? Well I don't think you COULD! Even if you WANTED TO! (please be in my movie)

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He jelly.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >breaks his ankle, keeps the scene going
      a true professional, gunn can go pound sand

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was he smart for using his foot to lessen the impact on his ribs? That looked intentional after he realized he wasn't making the jump.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was supposed to not make the jump, that was choreographed. he just didn't land well

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has taken falls for stunts approximately a billion times more than anybody on this site, so not sure what kind of answer you’re looking for here.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is interesting to think that action blockbusters will probably die with Cruise since new action stars basically don't do stunts and filmmakers will hide whatever they actually do behind 30 jump cuts.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ????

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He jelly.

        post the gif of him falling on the glass table next.
        none of this has anything to do with drama or comedy, Cruise is a madman and a great performer. that's it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That my suitcase?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        YO HOMIE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because he'd tack 30m onto the budget and demand some control

      Tom Cruise would eat James Gunn

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    tom cruise would never be in a shitty superhero movie

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dumb gay has never seen Tropic Thunder

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to go back

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      you have to go back

      Stfu capeslopper

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gunn is right. This isn’t even controversial. He embarrasses himself when he did dramatic doles like 4th of July.

      Tripod thunder was funny because people were laughing at Cruise not with him the joke, literally, was because it was him. Noting about the “acting” was funny.

      Still he’s pretty much the best at what does …breezy turn-brain-off action flicks.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh hey James, what's up?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pure capeshitter seethery

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >water can either be hot or cold

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's right though. However you feel about Cruise, he's notoriously wooden. He was successful because he's good-looking, dedicated, and very involved with his movies. He's not a brilliant actor.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely bait.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever fucked your own face anon?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Between this and Austin Powers I don't know why anyone would think Tom Cruise doesn't have a sense of humor and can't be funny.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            QUINOA

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            South Park drama I’d assume.

            Tom Cruise can't be adam warlock because he's fucking 70 years old. That said Poulter isn't better than him or any actor at anything, I've never seen a good performance from this kid. He's the poster child for nu-hollywood's lackluster male talent

            No that’s pic related. Poulter was ok in the revanent. Every thing thumbhead pretty boy over here has been in was dragged down in quality because of his presence. He’s a terrible actor and drives nothing but cringe wooden performances.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The joke in both examples is just, "hey, that's Tom Cruise!".
            No doubt he has a sense of humour. The point is he's not very good at doing comedy. He lacks subtlety in his delivery.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              seething gunnpedo

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >subtlety
                >for marvel shit
                >for any Hollywood shit in current year
                lmao

                Notice how I didn't bring focus to either of these things

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >subtlety
              >for marvel shit
              >for any Hollywood shit in current year
              lmao

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny post, capeshitters like you and Gunn don't even watch movies

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    james gunn, the same guy who keeps shoehorning his wife in every movie?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And his brother

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise is apparently good enough for
    Martin Scorsese
    Steven Spielberg
    Stanley Kubrick
    PTA
    Brian de Palma
    Oliver Stone
    Michael Mann
    But not the dude who directs capeshit 3 for manbabies

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gunn exposing himself as a hack writer and director. With the proper writing and a talented director, anyone can be comedic or dramatic

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the key grip?

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom's Les Grossman completely invalidates that claim

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      -DIS FWAMING JANNY!

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise can't be adam warlock because he's fucking 70 years old. That said Poulter isn't better than him or any actor at anything, I've never seen a good performance from this kid. He's the poster child for nu-hollywood's lackluster male talent

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OK GROOMER

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was pretty good in Eyes Wide Shut and Tropic Thunder.
    James Gunn is a pedophile hack fraud.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That picture looks like Ethan hawk with beard

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dang, how will Tom Cruise cope with being criticized by the guy who made Suicide Squad and the live action scooby doo movie?

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise might be a manlet and old but he’s a damn good actor.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Gunn outing himself as an idiot that doesn't watch movies. Everyone knows he was great as the Weinstein parody in Tropic Thunder and Lestat in Interview with the Vampire.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile Tom Cruise and Zack Snyder...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that's cool

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe in Sir Tom.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She can get my top gun if you know what I mean
      I'd like to her eyes wide shut if you know what I mean
      I'd cock her tail if you know what I mean

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no comedic chops
    What a complete fucktard.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mandatory

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope capeshitter

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait is that Tom??

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah fucking wasted during filming of the OG Top Gun. Pretty based.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, he frequently dresses as Maverick for college house parties right after he gets a quick thirty year deaging treatment.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck that makes me laugh everytime

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he's having a fucking blast.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom is too pure for this world.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking hell, take me back. Back in the 90's I would have been king of the manlets...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't nicole kidman literally eating ze bugs now?

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Gunn trying to piss off everyone at once? Is that it?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He realized he didn't want to helm a sinking ship anymore.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a bit? Like Cruise is secretly gonna be in one of his upcoming movies so it’s a fake feud go “ha ha” about later?

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he do it?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real question is why aren't you doing it?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does it for (You)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did that six times in a day to get the perfect shot.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He did that six times in a day to get the perfect shot
        poor bikes

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://twitter.com/TomCruise/status/1604839778125430785
        Kino.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he is an adrenaline junkie and wants to die doing something he loves.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      how come females never achieve anything close to men?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because they've been trained to behave.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        For most people that’s why not. What a beast

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise is the ultimate Chad, or was, except he's kind of short and unmanly. Notice how he's conveniently never in a movie with another male action star who would easily outshine him.
    Also now he looks like a mummified lesbian, he doesn't have that precarious screen presence anymore.
    He should stick to be a character actor like in Tropic Thunder, he was great in that, I didn't even realize it was him until the credits.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Notice how he's conveniently never in a movie with another male action star who would easily outshine him.
      ?
      >Brad Pitt
      >Antonio Banderas
      I reckon it doesn't happen more often because these guys are all rather expensive.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        kinopire

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Brad Pitt
        >Antonio Banderas

        >Notice how he's conveniently never in a movie with another male action star who would easily outshine him.

        >Notice how he's conveniently never in a movie with another male action star who would easily outshine him.
        bro wut

        >Henry Cavill
        Doesn't count.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Notice how he's conveniently never in a movie with another male action star who would easily outshine him.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saw this moobie on the TV, it was quite good actually.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Notice how he's conveniently never in a movie with another male action star who would easily outshine him.
      bro wut

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can’t be easily outshined idiot, he’s fucking Tom Cruise. It sure as fuck wouldn’t be easy no matter who you got.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gunn peaked writing dawn of the dead

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wut

    Wut

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure Gunn is just trying to soften the blow by adding the bit about the acting chops, as well as promote the younger actor that way.
    The reason why Cruise wasn't considered was due to his age. There's no reason for a 60 year old Adam Warlock.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    James Gunn is utterly retarded and hasn't made a single good movie in his entire life. What would he know about acting?

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit. Now that he's ageing out of the action hero thing, he could easily swing into a kind of Takeshi Kitano style career back end. Playing the guy who's seen and done it all. If he could pull together something like Hana-Bi he'd swat this little bug's criticism flat.

    Comedy, just do that fucking Tropic Thunder sequel focusing on his character. Hollywood has only gotten more insane since that movie, and the general public are probably more than ready for seeing it get another roasting.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't and magnolia is a prime example of his pathetic overacting.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise makes movies. James Gunn makes toy commercials and then rapes kids backstage.

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