Capeshits are down the drain. It's time for "legacy sequel"

Capeshits are down the drain. It's time for "legacy sequel"

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

Yakub: World's Greatest Dad Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sequels were a mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heat sucks dick and tries too much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with the latter part
      I have no clue why Mann used Heat as a vehicle to get off the "style over substance" stigma he acquired at that point
      all of his movies are very stylish but it's always about characters and introspective as frick
      the moment you realize he's trying too hard to make it seem like a genuine drama is the scene where Hanna for some reason shows up at the site where a young he cute Black prostitute was found murdered
      isn't he actively pursuing the robbery homicide at this point? does L.A. only have one detective to investigate all the murders? feels dumb
      and the way the scene ends with pacino holding the mom of the victim for what feels like 10 minutes and the camera spins around them as Mann wants to hammer it home
      >see see? this is drama!
      Miami Vice and Blackhat were lackluster

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have they tried making a new movie?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gimme all you got! Gimme all you got!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll take literally anything over capeshit at this point

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hollywood is so bad now they have to bring all their old fogey actors like Pacino and Cruise out of the formaldehyde just to sell tickets

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another shootout with 80 year old Pacino and Deniro? Who would play Val Killer’s role? He won’t be alive for filming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a prequel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Now listen
        >If I catch you turning on the Pre-Heat™
        >ima put you down like a mutt.
        >You hear that, ya mutt?
        >I call everyone I don't like a mutt, ya mutt!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus, he's gone senile.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's another Timmy movie. The brown girls will love it, everyone else will not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Timward could never do it. He doesn't have any charisma

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't he just make a new movie in the spirit of Heat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When was the last time a creator driven project that wasn't a new installment of a popular franchise got greenlit by Hollywood money men?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jupiter Ascending

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe that's why we haven't seen any in recent years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Heat was a movie in the spirit of Thief (1981)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just do this and call it HEAT 2

      Heat sucks dick and tries too much

      this guy is correct though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His father's name is Heat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Heat Legend?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any chance of a sequel to Rain Man?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heat 2: Even Hotter

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, now listen here ya mutt
    >If I see the fuzz coming around here
    >You're gonna feel the Heat, Too™
    based leaked script

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heat with black people

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will he make Collateral prequel somewhere in the future?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UNFORGIVEN... TWO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      shit wrong timestamp, make that https://youtu.be/5bt7kAVxKfs?t=144

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heat: I Had to Get It On

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heat 2: Want some pie?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heat 2: Return of the GREAT ASS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Heat 2: ALL THE WAY UP IT

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heat 2: Brother you are going down

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys know Heat 2 is a real book written by Mann, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No I didn-
      Oh. wait. I just realized I don't care.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is it about? Val Killmer?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it should be about a modern day crew stealing bulk shipments of masks from the government.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to do the Manhunter sequel instead
    i NEED the boomer miami vice version of Silence of the Lambs

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heat: Thieves

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it's a prequel they should call it "Warmth" and it should feature song related:

    It should also be a Joseph Gordon-Levitt vehicle to rehab his career. As the film progressively gets it on, the aesthetic should be that of progressively intense conflagration.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      JGL looks old and busted these days, him in a prequel wouldn’t make sense when he looks as old as deniro does in the first Heat anyways

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *