Captain Marvel is a lesbian with Valkerie and there is a bollywood sequence half way into the movie
Captain Marvel is a lesbian with Valkerie and there is a bollywood sequence half way into the movie
Captain Marvel is a lesbian with Valkerie and there is a bollywood sequence half way into the movie
Everyone is saying Brie was the worst part of the movie lmao
There's no white men to criticize.
White women next on the chopping block, and she's the only one.
And she can't act
neither can the other 2
They act better than Brie.
That's not a very high bar.
That's why people are shitting on Brie, because she's the 'lowest common denominator'.
They aren't though. I looked for it and you lied.
what about samuel L jackson and that asiatic?
shouldn't the chopping block be
>white men
>asian men
>black men
>white women
>everyone else
White women aren't really that high on the woke pyramid, hence the karen meme. Also black men are higher than a lot of races of women. Easily the most worshipped race.
Both black men & black women are a protected class in America.
Leftists aren’t american
They are barely human
Most of them don't even have a inner monologue, its why you end up with these thirdie bree posters going ooga over booba
Fascinating study in the hierarchy of the diversity pyramid.
It’s funny when you take away the punching bag and leave them to stand out their own merits instead of falling back on deriding le patriarchy their movies fucking suck
>brieschizo STILL obsessively brie posting
She's bad, but a big part of it is that the writers have the character ping-pong between being stoic professional and basic bitch. It's bizarre.
I'd say the villain is the overall worst part of the movie though. Zero charisma, zero menace.
even when there's only faggy bitches already in there
>tfw you only asked one chick in it
>tfw they put three
I just came back from it. Surprisingly, she was the only part I didn't hate. REALLY underwhelming villain tho, like bottom 5 tier.
Impossible if Tessa Thompson shows up, Tessa is 1000 times worse than brie
She is the worst part of any movie they force her in. Bitch can't act.
Don't knock black holes. Last chick I dated was from Ghana.
How are you enjoying the ghanarreah
underrated
She Ghana give you an std and a positive pregnancy test.
>Captain Marvel is a lesbian with Valkerie
Brie and Valkyrie? Wasn't Brie with the Korean guy?
no. that was WFAM shills saying that
The movie is utterly disjointed. She's holding hands and kissing Valkyrie on the cheek in one scene and then a few scenes later she's on this goofy ass alien planet where they all speak in song and she's technically married to the prince Korean guy. The movie has insane tonal whiplash.
>The movie has insane tonal whiplash.
I have been reliably informed by star wars prequel fans that insane tonal whiplash is actually a good thing, and a sign of high IQ writing
I've been informed that you're a strawmanning homosexual.
>THEN PUNDA BOOBOO FARTED IN THE FACE OF JUNGA DONGO
what a deep and serious Greek Tragedy(tm)
obsessed
It's missing meds and schizo
good call. I knew I was missing an obvious one.
And "seethe"?
ran out of room
The prequels are smooth in comparison. This shit is neck snapping.
>She's holding hands and kissing Valkyrie on the cheek
Put a chick in it and make her gay and lame!
>captain marvel is a cheater
disney must be exclusively staffed by cucks and bitter feminists if they let that through.
I think that’s all Hollywood
>She's holding hands and kissing Valkyrie on the cheek
Why?
Because current year. Browns, homosexuals and women are the biggest consumers of media and so we get that. It's best to stop caring altogether.
It's all Kevin Feige's fault for not understanding the superhero universe of comics, what fans want to see is fidelity, the lack of this killed the DCEU and fidelity made Super Mario a hit
fidelity in finding the right actors, respecting the personalities respecting the costumes they have worn for decades and respecting the fans
Superhero movies should go full DeMille philosophy. Extravagant sets and costumes comes first then the story comes later.
that's literally the opposite of what should happen
Superhero films already had a built in story. Easy edit for writers. Costumes and Sets makes or breaks them. There is a reason Donner's Superman and Burton's Batman were such milestones for the genre.
That's what they already do.
No way. Most of MCU sets are CGI. Live sets have a different look and feel to them.
>they do that already
These zoomer shits dont know who the fuck DeMille was. They think throwing a few hundred mil at some chink CGI house in order to render some backgrounds is the same if not better than real sets in a real world.
Black panther 2 was memory holed so hard
Disney seriously thought they could steal Avatar 2 story and beat Cameron, LMFAO !
Namor should have been played by Daniel Henney.
a hottie but he can not act
then he'd be better than the mexican they got
reminder top left guy inhales the same liquid he shits in
>what fans want to see is fidelity, the lack of this killed the DCEU
No it's not. Most people that go to the movies are not comic book fans and don't give a shit.
The problem is shit scripts and overexposure of the IP with constant TV and movies.
I waited so long to see Namor in live-action for them to make him a fat mexican. I'm still mad.
these films are such trash god damn
I will never forgive them for casting that fat, weak looking little fuck as Namor
Wasn't he popular in mexico?
It's always the same filename so I'm guessing it's always you posting this image. Not that you're wrong, but the frequency is concerning
Literally nobody likes Carol Danvers, her comics have sold shit even when she wore a generic leotard.
That's funny. If someone told me they are a fan of the MCU I'd consider that a big red flag.
I'm assuming older marvel comics. The comics now are more pozzed and full of fags and diversity than the movies.
Believe it or not, they've actually cut down on that shit as of this last year or two. The comics branch has felt the chagrin of the fans and they're ultimately trying to survive.
But the filmmakers are a different story. I mean, Taika Waititi literally said he doesn't give a shit about the source material.
>Believe it or not, they've actually cut down on that shit as of this last year or two.
What the fuck are you talking about, Blade just got an insufferable purple hair daughter.
Please tell me you're joking
Im pretty sure thats just so if they make a movie thats canon.
So if Blade can just have kids, wouldn't daywalkers be a much more common occurrence?
It will probably similar to how later generations of vampires are weaker than older generations.
But the main difference is that daywalkers are not ageless, so there will be no stronger older generations, just the generations kept getting weaker as time went on.
Via normal birth maybe, but as long as you have vampires you can have new generations of vampire rape babies.
no wonder Wesley Snipes refused to open his eyes, he knew the future was awful
Then why the fuck do I still have to read how Spider-man is being cucked by some random fuck.
That's true, but literally everyone hates it, including the libtard fans. I can't imagine it'll stick around long.
I don't believe you, give me a few examples.
>cucked spider-man
>empowered Mary Jane basically calls a demonically possessed Peter a jealous incel while they fight
No.
>they've actually cut down on that shit as of this last year or two.
>Miles Morales confirmed for being themain Spiderman from now on
Don't believe this bozo
>Check out his IMDB
>Known for:
>Black Panther
>Black Panther 2
>Eternals
Exactly. Owes his entire career to piggybacking off of comics and has the nerve to look down on people who read them. And we wonder why the characters are always snarky assholes who seem to hate their audience.
But comic books are dead, like even the worse selling marvel or DC movie still turned a bigger profit than the best selling comic.
A single fucking manga outsold the entire comic book industry. What goes on in comics hasn't mattered since the 90s
Probably some comics still sell well, but not capeshit.
Actually (I did a marketing study on this)
Batman accounts for 89% of the comic book industry. As in, out of every single comic book sold 89% is Batman related material, while everything else is just that small 11%.
When people bitch about characters being replaced by women and blacks it's because there's no growth and nobody has eyes on comic books to begin with. The market is just 45+ year old men. They know that nobody would buy an original series with a black character as the main lead.
I've seen that and it makes me wonder if the black Batman will ever happen. Unless the guy was named something else I feel like that one would be a bridge too far, even for people that act like they don't care.
They keep trying to make Robin gay and black and trans and whatever
I think it's because they know they can't get to Bruce/Batman, so they go anyone and everyone else around him and hit them with the alphabet stick.
>They keep trying to make Robin gay
Seems pretty well in keeping with the source material to me
It is funny. DC made fun of Wertham but he was proven right about everything
There's a sizable and weirdly influential comic book community on Twitter who are all in lockstep with each other in their effort to make sure Damian is mystery meat in Gunn's DCU. It's one of the most nakedly cynical moves I've seen from a fanbase because their reasoning is that Talia is Middle Eastern (she isn't), and therefore Damian (half white/half Middle Eastern) should be dark as coal. These people are so rabid I just cannot look away. Every single fan cast has an anthracite dark actor that no one has ever heard of playing a white character.
They made Batman black in some alternative timeline or whatever, but they did it so sheepishly because they know he's the only character that sells. They gave him a black Robin (kind of), but he got memory-holed within a few years. I think Batman is the only white male character who's safe from getting blackwashed, so the new strategy is to make everyone around him black.
All comics, including those for children, or just among "adult" and capeshit?
Children don't buy comics. There are no children's comics. More kids know about Naruto, luffy, and Goku than they know the Superman or X-Men.
Frankly good fucking riddance. It's ok to have reverence for old material but these are 70 year old franchises that are just sockpuppets for corporations to insert some writer to give his take. It's always been Souless.
Batman has like a dozen surrogate children. They've tried everything.
>Children don't buy comics.
Their parents buy. Like for 3-8 y.o. or something. I remember a few years ago looking into sale shares, and Children comics were like 1/4 or something from all other comics, like capeshit, independent, adult, etc.
>There are no children's comics.
Bullshit. There area ton of kids properties with comic tie ins, Boom studios has been putting out shit like Muppets comics aimed at kids. You're an absolute retard if you're the same guy claiming to have done that study. You pointed out that comics readers are 45+ year olds, the market has long recognized this problem and have been courting kids to entice new blood into the market. DC & Marvel have specific kid-aimed titles. You are full of shit.
No, Marvel does not. Spider-Boy is the first thing they do since, I don't know, the Fortnite tie-ins?
Comics were made for children. The age demographic morphed over time as people remained more and more like children into adulthood. There’s nothing in them to take seriously. It’s laughable to treat them like some sort of high art
this. Imagine being over 21 years old and giving a flying fuck about movies that are essentially toy commercials. What a world.
I regret everything being into comics. They've always been shit.
>Children don't buy comics. There are no children's comics.
Are Disney comics just entirely dead in America?
Anon they were never alive over there, Don Rosa has been screeching about that since at least Life and Times.
There was a resurgence of them a couple years back, but I think they stopped making them again because Disney sucks and doesn't know what people want.
wow.
and this:
Made me rage a little, ngl.
giving Witcher
...because he's like the head of the BRitish Broadcastig Corp and Disney execs who proudly say they want to change everything to fit the ultra-left "progressive" agenda.
The head of the British Broadcasting Corp literally said he is trying to rewrite history to include diversity that didn't exist. lolwtf??
Onions beta fag detected
You would say the same thing about a fan of Marvel comics and don't pretend otherwise.
>Bollywood sequence
Sars... we are redeemed. We show those bloody benchods.
Brie always shills Indians
I actually watched this.
>Captain Marvel is a lesbian with Valkerie
She isn't. Valkyrie is barely in it.
>there is a bollywood sequence half way into the movie
There isn't. They just talk-sing, there's barely any dancing or elaborate coreography.
>there's barely any dancing or elaborate coreography(sic)
lame. not watching.
>talk-sing
Yeah that’s way worse though
>I actually watched this.
Pathetic gullible loser.
sounds like tiktok dance bait
You guys are so incredibly fucking pathetic and you need to be stopped. The movie was amazing.
I heard they made the movie shorter than usual so its target fanbase (people like you) would be able to fit your dilator sessions around it more easily.
lmfao
DUMBFUCK
>NOOOOOOOO
>REVIEW IS WROOONNNGG!!
>IT WAS *insert positive adjective*
Okay paid poster
Why do I have to pity the hacks phoning it in and not the chubby who's the only one who wants to be there.
>tessa thompson and brie larson
too most unlikable cunts of the M-SHE-U
She has a nice smile
>nice smile
kill yourself homosexual
christ cuck genocide
seething briefag
100% true, but at least Brie have some good boobs to look at, the bug-eyed ugly fuck Valkirie not even have that, fuck them both
Valkirie was never and never being black nor ugly
Fuck wakanda
Long live Asgard as it should be, VIKING
Best post itt
>too most unlikable cunts of the M-SHE-U
She Hulk is worse than both combined!
Brie has better boobs.
Tessa has a better ass (and shows it off more)
https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/t/tessathompson.html
She Hulk bitch has neither.
>my shit is better than your shit
god please behead this mutt and put his head in his mother's virginia then kill her
Bra tech is getting crazy LMAO
Tessa Thompson was great in Here Comes Dr. Tran. Pretty much her only good role.
Tessa and Maggie G have to be the ugliest women in Hollywood that they try to gaslight us into thinking they’re attractive. At least Maggie doesn’t have resting smug face.
pretty much
who thought that it was a good idea?
it just hasn't been the same since Black Panther died
>pic
so sad 🙁
>Captain Marvel is a lesbian with Valkerie
If there was a graphic rough lesbian sex scene in this movie lasting at least 20 minutes, I would go see it.
I'm glad this movie and every Marvel movie went woke, the more woke movies that are terrible bombs the better, I hope Iger and Kathleen Kennedy have another twenty years at Yidsney and run the company into the ground.
It's not even woke. It feels like an actual teenage girl was asked to write a Marvel movie. Like, the part where the plot basically grinds to a halt for a little while so that Nick Fury and the girls can evacuate the space station by feeding the crew to the kittens of that alien cat from Captain Marvel and then literally herding the cats into the lifepods. You can't tell me that was written by professional adult writers. It's something a teenage girl would think of.
By the end, I was expecting the whole thing to have been some self-insert fanfiction that Miss Marvel was reading to one of her friends, because that's how the movie genuinely feels.
Stay triggered incel, while people who can get a movie date enjoy the show and Brie deposits another million dollar check at the ATM.
kys simp
The only good thing to watch is her good pair of tits
>moneymoneymoney
Who cares israelite
I want to disappear up Brie Larson's black hole IYKWIM
Same.
7/10
9/10 for me, but I like little butts. Even if they're jiggly. The best are the small and tight ones like Jamie Pressly.
I don't know who the black girl is but Captain Marvel and muslim Ms Marvel are 2 characters that no one has ever liked and all their comics suck too, so there's not much info or content to work with. The only interesting thing about Captain Marvel is the confrontation with Rogue and nothing else.
X-men got all the best heroines. But now that they got the X-men, Disney really doesn't what to do with captain marvel anymore
FASTER
Why are their fancy suits all of a sudden not so fancy anymore and basically shitty? No time to do it? Not enough $$$ to do it? HUH
the fat indian has complained about not being able to fit into her suits so they had to go with thicker cheaper looking material for all of them.
Pakistani Milkers
Her face is a mix of Danny Devito and John Goodman, but I find her body sexy for sure.
>here's your muslim bro
imagine wholesome passionate sex with that pakistani donut?
She would get stoned in pakistan
I'd hit her so hard with my rock over and over again
And by hit her I mean thrust inside her
And by my rock I mean my penis
That’s a lot of skin showing for a Muslim
she's fat but in a good way of being fat
a solid 5/10
Honestly though, why is she so fat? Can she not be bothered to get in shape at all? The other two ladies weren't fat.
Bring back Hawkeye and Black Panther, they'd make a great combo for a film I think.
Black Panther is boring. He's a spoiled Prince who they won't allow to act like a jerk.
Hawkeye (Hailee), I'd watch that, but throw in some other hotties like Pugh or K-Newt.
>like Pugh
Legit looks like she smells bad and is built like a linebacker.
Pugh, more like puke, amirite?
You need to think about the incredible chemistry that Chadwick Boseman and Jeremy Renner would have on set though
Black Panther was at his peak in Civil War. His movements were wild and bestial in a way that none of the other movies caught. That was also the movie in which he was actually allowed to act like a jerk while he was on his vengeance tear.
>Black Panther is boring
His problem is that he brought with him a hoarde of women who were all smarter, stronger, and wiser than him. BP has always been a minor character even in his own films.
Also he's black (YUCK!)
The black chick is really named Samuel L Jackson?
She doesn't like when you deadname her to her face but they still use it to sell tickets
>disappears up its own black hole
WHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR
Let me out, I need my switch
>a bollywood sequence
explain, pls
i would tap the sussy of those three
Leftists used to have at least some self-respect because their line on superheroes used to be that they're all fascistic power fantasies that fulfill the toxic masculine urge to take matters into your individual hands and solve every issue by punching it. Now their line is that comics have always been queer and israeli because Captain America punched Hitler and Superman took on corrupt businessmen back in the day, so it isn't weird at all that every hero is now bisexual or black or fat.
>Leftists
t. /r/Donald refugee
Leftist has been around for ages
2016 was 7 years ago
and those types use liberal, you stupid fucking liberal
And you still stand out like a sore fucking thumb, homosexual
idk I feel like actors should share the blame
So, how will shills spin this? Usually the journalists on their side.
Here's some spoilers.
>Plot:
Fury oversees Kree-Skull peace talks, the Marvels switch powers, villain is a gender-swapped Dar-Benn (some obscure 90's villain who showed up literally twice in the comics), blah blah blah, who gives a shit.
>Mid-credits scene:
The black Marvel is transported to another universe where she meets Binary (a version of her mother) and Beast from X-Men.
>Post-credits scene:
Kamala recruits Girl Hawkeye into the Young Avengers and mentions recruiting Ant-Man's daughter too.
>girl Hawkeye
Hell yeah didn't think hailee was coming back
Wow, that sounds amazing.
Sounds retarded. How stupid can you be to think that just by putting women front and center you’ll get women to become fans? It would by like putting some grizzled guy as the host decorating show and expecting men to flock to it in droves. Most women think comics are stupid and don’t give a shit about them.
>Most women think comics are stupid and don’t give a shit about them.
It's an entire ideology around this.
Young writers are completely infected with this woke mind virus, not a joke. They feel that all they need to do is put something gay or BIPIOC, own the chuds, and they achieved total victory.
They don't care about destroying anything.
They can't think about any kind of characters other than themselves.
They can't think of any plot.
>Kamala recruits Girl Hawkeye into the Young Avengers and mentions recruiting Ant-Man's daughter too.
She didn't think to recruit any of the two or three young, black female Iron Man/Black Panther replacements? Racist little bitch.
Women liked Thor because he was there. Same goes for Captain America.
They're just fucking idiots
I'll repost a summary from Cinemaphile:
>Main villain is some Kree lady (some black lady, not blue) with a hammer like Ronan's who finds a magic bangle like Kamala's
>Monica is working for Fury on a space station, still figuring out her powers, her role in the movie is mainly to deliver very very bad technobabble
>There's some anomalous "jump points" (those hexagon portals they use for space travel in Guardians, I guess humans are up to speed on space stuff now?)
>Fury calls up Captain Marvel to check it out
>Captain Marvel and Monica use their powers on an anomalous jump point at the same time (and Kamala's bangle also reacts as they do it)
>The three of them get "entangled" because they all have "light based powers"
>Basically they randomly swap places whenever they're using their powers at the same time (the exact rules of this seem inconsistent)
>There's a lot of action scenes revolving around this at the start that are awkward because the swaps are happening sporadically and are poorly communicated
>In the midst of this, Captain Marvel is trying to infiltrate a Kree facility and figure out what they're up to
>btw the Kree are now calling her "The Annihilator" and hate her (relevant later)
>After all that bullshit, the girls end up teaming up and going to some Skrull colony where the Kree villain lady has come to steal the planet's atmosphere because the Kree homeworld's atmosphere is fucked (I think she's trying to be diplomatic at first, details are fuzzy)
>The Kree lady spergs out when she sees Captain Marvel and uses her magic space bangle to open up a jump point that starts sucking away the atmosphere
(1/3)
>The girls evacuate the Skrulls, who are resentful towards Captain Marvel for provoking the Kree I guess
>Valkyrie shows up to take the Skrulls somewhere safe, holds hands with Captain Marvel a lot and kisses her on the cheek before leaving
>On the Kree homeworld, people take off their masks as the villain gives a speech about how Captain Marvel caused all their problems or something
>Weird scene where Monica reveals she's hung up about Captain Marvel never coming back to Earth for her
>Next scene the girls are trying to figure out their next move
>They use some sort of Kree memory sharing device to do some clumsy exposition and emotional stuff
>Captain Marvel ends up explaining that the Kree had a civil war at some point and their homeworld is fucked up
>The atmosphere was nearly unbreathable, there's a "drought" (in reality, their oceans are fucking dried up somehow), their sun is dying, and no it's never really explained how the civil war caused all this
>Kamala says something along the lines of "Well they got the air, so now they need water"
>Captain Marvel quickly suggests an ocean planet as the next target
>There's a goofy training montage as they get accustomed to swapping when they use their powers
>They arrive at the ocean planet and it's goofy as shit
>The people of the planet communicate through song and do a lot of dancing, has a vaguely bollywood vibe
>Captain Marvel is famous there because she's technically married to their prince (played by some Korean pretty boy)
>She even does a little song and dance routine with him before telling him to get ready for the invasion
>Villain arrives and after a bunch of vapid action and swapping shenanigans, she ends up activating the portal to steal the oceans
>The girls end up in their ship, chasing after the villain
>Kamala gets scared or something and hits the jump point button, sending them to a random planet
(2/3)
>While there on the random planet, Captain Marvel reveals that a while back she went to the Kree homeworld and killed their AI overlord that was running society, which subsequently led to the civil war that ruined the planet
>She's really broken up about it and apparently it's part of the reason she didn't go back to Earth to visit Monica
>They figure out that the villain is targeting places that are important to Captain Marvel and so the villain is going to Earth next to steal the Sun
>(some space cat bullshit that requires a whole separate post to explain)
>The girls then go fight the villain on her ship
>Fight scene
>Villain ends up wounded
>Captain Marvel lets down her guard for a second and the villain manages to take Kamala hostage
>Takes Kamala's bangle (they're a matching pair), flies off, and tears a rift in reality to another universe, disintegrating herself in the process
>Monica comes up with a plan for Kamala (who now has both bangles) and Captain Marvel to shoot her with her energy so she can absorb it, go through the rift, and close it from the other side
>As she's doing it, Captain Marvel is for some reason shocked that she's gonna be stuck on the other side even though that was the plan?
>Afterward, they're gathering up Monica's things from her office on the space station while Captain Marvel is using her powers to restart the Kree's sun (as far as I recall, they don't follow up on what happened to the ocean planet that got its oceans stolen)
>Suddenly Kamala Kahn's family is moving into Monica's house (or they're helping Captain Marvel move in? I don't know, it was weird either way)
>Cuts away from that very abrupty to Kamala Kahn offering Kate Bishop to join a team (says something about maybe getting Antman's daughter in on it too), seems like they're trying to set up some awful teen girl avengers or something
>Mid-credits scene is Monica waking up in a hospital and it turns out she got trapped in the X-men universe
(3/3)
>(some space cat bullshit that requires a whole separate post to explain)
This is probably the most insane part of the movie.
>Third act of the movie
>Main villain has come to Earth to unironically steal the Sun
>Plot grinds to a halt as the heroes divert to go to the space station that Nick Fury's been hanging out on, which has been damaged and needs to be evacuated
>Apparently there's not enough lifepods or something?
>At some point the alien tentacle monster cat (from Captain Marvel) laid eggs all over the station and they're just now hatching into kittens
>Somehow Nick Fury and the girls hatch a plan to have the cats eat all the crew
>I guess the alien cats' stomachs act as a hammer space and they can eat and regurgitate people without killing them
>They go around forcing the frightened crew to get eaten by the cats and then literally herd the cats onto the lifepods
>Back on earth, Nick Fury watches the sun dimming as it's getting sucked away by the villain while the cats are humorously puking people up behind him
I'm not making this shit up. This is a whole thing they waste a bunch of time on between arriving back on Earth and going to fight the villain.
Weird, did someone with a furry vore fetish write this film?
Jesus
This is awful
The summary really doesn't even do justice to how bad it is. There's constant neckbreaking tonal whiplash, truly terrible pacing, and the characters just have zero chemistry or charisma. It's astonishing that the movie was put to theaters in this state.
So X-men is going to be some alternate universe bullshit? I guess they feel they have to do that to explain why they weren't around for all of the earlier movies.
Sounds horrible though. They're so fucked. If that's really their plan, they should fire whoever came up with it and just say that the x-men were always there quietly in the background or something. Xavier was setting up the school during all the Avengers shit. It's not that hard.
They could have just said something dumb like thanos snapping and people coming back caused or activated mutations, and slowly start introducing things in each movie. Not great but it works. but nah lets ruin the brand with 5+ years of pointless C tier characters and awful multiverse shit.
think they want to do secret wars and just have beyonder type of character combine everything for a 'reset' to bring in fox characters (ff/xmen/etc). with how fucked everything is with kang and everythign failing, they might try to full reset everything now.
>People joked about the M-She-U
>Turns out to be true
Bro this is like a trainwreck in slow motion.
Look at those ugly fucking outfits... comics usually strive for a powerful or sexy aesthetic showcasing a perfect physique, but that shit looks hideous. Fat and unfeminine is how I'd describe these.
>no date
>no writer
>no website title
i have no doubt that this movie is garbage, so i don't understand the need to make up fake articles
Is Ireland fake to you?
Ireland is not a real country. It's just bongs in denial.
Kek, can't wait for the last-chicken-in-the-shop-window shills coming in here to try to convince us that it's secretly anti-woke.
How come they didn't pity the Pakistani girl
It seems most peoppe like her. She plays the bubbley/jokey marvel archetype and that's really not difficult to do.
>Capt. Marvel literally Jumpstart a sun
So fucking stupid
Women destroying everything since the 1st apple
It’s not even most women. Vast majority of normal women don’t care about any of this stuff. They think it’s all stupid. There’s just a subset of attention whore outcasts who enter male spaces and try to make it all about them. They tend to not have many women friends and capitalize on thirsty males
>It’s not even most women
holy cope
You must not know many.
valkyrie? that mulatta from thor?
No, this is the daughter of the black chick from Captain Marvel. She has light-based superpowers now because of [explained in a tv show nobody watched].
Even the shills are saying it's bad. Apparently the best and only good thing about the movie is the poojeet disney plus girl
I bet the paki smells like curry
Why do they keep shilling valkyrie? she's one of the blandest characters in the MCU
Black
Lesbian
I watched a shitty camrip. It was unironically not bad. Kind of reminded me of Thor 2. Average mindless MCU slop with a forgettable villain. The Bollywood bit on the singing planet made no sense and felt like it was from a completely different movie though.
I absolutely fucking despise lesbians in movies now.
Back then if something had lesbians they were guaranteed to be smokin and the scene etched into your mind forever. Now it's just ugly homosexualry
Film is dead
The haters are pathetic. Completely fucking pathetic. "Boo, hoo, I'm so retarded and shit and I like to try to make fun of Brie (and fail *MISERABLY* at it) because she's so much smarter and successful than me, hoo". It's jealousy, pure jealousy, but you wouldn't dare mock her to her face because no matter how tough you try to be online you know she'd kick your fucking teeth in even if she didn't care to (which she won't btw because she has way more important things going on).
Just fuck off you fucking entitled incels, the trailers were fine and the movie was fucking great. if anyone fucked this movie it was management. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER failed Brie. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER NEED TO GO. my Brie owes you shit. fuck this board. I almost kicked my cat in the face because of how mad you all make me.
>oooga booga brie booba gooda feet gouda taste poopa
Excellent bait. You sound just like *them
>disappears up its own black hole
What did they mean by this?
just when i thought he couldn't stoop any lower
I'm amazed he hasn't killed himself yet. Perks of narcissism, I guess.
this guy has been simping for feminists and women in general for fucking years in the false hope that he may get to one day feel a pussy but it has never materialized and never will
will never forget when that ugly bitch dunked on him and called him creepy on twitter kek
>L-Lindsay, I owned the chuds again, Lindsay
How has he not killed himself yet?
>it's a "Bob praises unabashed garbage to own the chuds" episode
This man needs help
Comics nerd oldfag here.
Nobody gives a crap about Carol Danvers after she stopped being the Avengers fanservice girl.
Nobody gave a crap about Monica Rambeau except for her appearances in Nextwave.
People briefly gave a crap about Kamala Khan because her comic was comfy slice of life but then Marvel realised they had a reasonably-popular brown character and started shoving her in every world-ending crisis they could and it was shit.
In all of these cases basically none of these comics were ever bought by teenage girls. Superhero comics were for teenage boys and Marvel insisting that they are first and foremost for girls is a primary factor in why the MCU is collapsing and why Marvel Comics never managed to even vaguely recover from the dark days of Diamond distribution despite the MCU's prior multibillion dollar success.
Sorry dude but nobody gives a crap about comics it's a fraction of total moviegoers.
You are correct that action movies are for teen boys, but most don't follow comics.
Well yeah, but moviebob is the one claiming that The Marvels is "for actual comic fans, which has always included teenage girls".
When superhero comics actually had an audience it was 98% teenage boys and 2% women who liked to see Thor shirtless.
Nowadays MCU audiences are 98% women who liked to see Thor shirtless and 2% teenage boys and the comics are bought by absolutely fucking nobody.
So no matter how you square it, moviebobis a moron.
>for actual comic fans, which has always included teenage girls
Bob really is just lying to himself at this point. He's an oldfag. He was there. He knows better.
Not just to himself.
>cause her comic was comfy slice of life but then Marvel realised they had a reasonably-popular brown
Bullshit muslim marvel comics all flopped and they try to re-imagine her many times
I think the white hole and the brown hole deserve some of the blame as well
>white hole
>brown hole
>black hole
Yep, that's all the diversity boxes ticked.
Wich hole would you like to see next?
Is there still red and yellow?
Which one do you pick?
>bollywood sequence
Wat?
Feige lost the plot completely, this fucker is gonna get shitcanned soon...book it
Trying to make Captain Marvel more popular by putting her in a movie with these chumps is like trying to make a brick float by taping another brick to it.
>fat dumpy mystery meat
>horrible bitch
>N
Why? Why would anyone watch this goyslop?
No cares for forced woke shit
>INB4 Barbie
Carried by nostalgia
Women cares and like woke shit. Men don’t. Which is why capeshit is bombing, because it’s men who are the audience to begin with.
I know no one cares about this shit, but how is valkyrie not held accountable for being a slave trader? Her job on that planet in ragnarok was to capture people, put a slave device on them they cant resist and sell them into slavery or death in a gladiator fighting ring. She is never held accountable for this. even if she helped thor slightly or fought some hela shit on asgard, that doesnt make her a good person or worthy of ruling asgard's remnants.
Shes female and in the MCU. She literally cant do anything wrong.
she's gay and she's black, you just know she will always get away with everything
1 white lesbian
1 black lesbian
1 latinx lesbian
all they needed was 1 eskimo lesbian
I wonder how redditors are coping this time
>https://www.reddit.com/r/saltierthankrayt/comments/17oevzi/does_any_one_else_feel_the_same_way_regarding_the/
the same way they always do: calling people incels and chuds
by the way aren't those basically synonyms? do they think there are any incels who aren't chuds and vise versa? it's like calling someone a racist nazi
I don’t understand why these people don’t realize the incel term also applies to them lol. Seriously look at all those onions.
>links to reddit
>greentexts a link
kys you disgusting homosexual
Now that the strike is over,Brie Larson is ESCTATITIC to promote The Marvels
Source, you greasy pol-tard homosexual
Lmao credit where its due that review title is incredible
It can't be worse than Shang-Chi's.