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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who's gonna be casted as gimi?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's probably gonna play Michael Schumacher.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked Ford v Ferrari despite the normal Hollywood changes to stories. Hope this is good. Any other car kino recommendations?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      days of thunder

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chuds of Thunder™

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I really liked Ford v Ferrari
      the script was bad and a lot of the delivery was very bad as well

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you're wrong

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Italian twat detected

          >move over boy! afraid of a ride with a strong woman driver?
          >shes not a cah for an old lady u gotta droive erh hard
          >out of the way with your racing dreams im an evil businessman for no reason
          dude that script was a disney tier pile of shit, how high did you get beforehand

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but those were the movie changes I didn't like but I thought the movie was cool I just like old cars and used to be a mechanic. The bs shop talk stuff they did wasn't that bad its normally like banging a nut with a wrench and saying they are fixing a part on a car that doesn't exist or whatever if you know what I mean.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Italian twat detected

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He was plowing Natalie Dormer. Walking to her the bed completely nude.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i wasn't expecting much from this but it wound up being extreme kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this is a based sports movie because its just dude's being dudes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i watched this with my father the first 31 minutes there's no a single fucking dialogue and we still enjoyed it a lot
      probably the best car shots with the driver 1978 and the first rambo chasing scenes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These

      i watched this with my father the first 31 minutes there's no a single fucking dialogue and we still enjoyed it a lot
      probably the best car shots with the driver 1978 and the first rambo chasing scenes

      Also 1966's Grand Prix

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Killers 1964
      Don Siegel, Lee Marvin, John Cassavetes at their best.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        These
        [...]
        [...]
        Also 1966's Grand Prix

        Thanks

        Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift

        For some reason I hadn't seen this one yet. I rewatched the first one a few months ago I still liked it for what it is.

        Manly kino is back on the menu thanks to our savior Tom Cruise. After Top Gun Maverick Joseph Kosinski is going to have a lot of opportunities.
        Fuck capeshit.

        Based

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      all these movies fucking blow

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So does your mom, but it costs $5.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ford v. Ferrari sucks watch RUSH

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The top gun effect. Get ready.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >from the chuds who brought you Top Gun: Maverick™
      hell yes

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gimi

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idk why but i read this article as you will need a license to be 30+ years old to watch this movie on Apple TV+

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no gimi no buy

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    boooooooooooooooring

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who in the fuck is he young enough to play at this point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Makeup and editing will do fine. Besides, he doesn't look so bad for his age tbh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Makeup and editing will do fine
        that would be really fucking distracting, man

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          theres a literal de-age button they use on all the actors retard
          they don't even have to do any work anymore

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            smoothing someone out due to their vanity is a lot fucking different than benjamin buttoning someone down 30 years. it's a fucking stupid idea

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously is Brad Pitt playing an actual F1 driver?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      vettel

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    F1 Drive to Survive was actually better than I thought

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's dishonest filmmaking

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >brad pitt as lewis hamilton
    interesting choice...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. lewis faggyton seethe will be hilarious

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Brad Pitt as Lewis
      >Tom Cruise as Max
      KINO INBOUND BOYS

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    With dts being a hit I doubt any f1 kino would be good. There will probably be 4 minutes of racing total and the rest will be drama.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Keanu Reeves rally film?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sanremo is the coolest racing backdrop of all time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's Pikes peak

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How fucking cool is this

      i watched this with my father the first 31 minutes there's no a single fucking dialogue and we still enjoyed it a lot
      probably the best car shots with the driver 1978 and the first rambo chasing scenes

      Nice thanks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And then somewhere around the 90s the world slowly became extremely gay and worried with gay shit like safety and ecoboring regulations

      F1 is the most sterile, boring race shit on the planet.
      Too bad Hollywood could never make a kino about the greatest racing event on the planet- Isle of Mann TT
      >"Track" is just public roads with potholes n shit through city streets
      >Speeds AVERAGE 135mph
      >Deadly af. 2016 saw 5 riders die in practice. Race has had 263 fatalities in its history
      >Lots of high level racers have been average blokes (unlike f1 which is like 99% rich cunts)

      I still don't understand how this is still allowed to happen in the boring gay planet we're doomed to live in

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >F1
    The most expensive semen slurping motorsport

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    F1 is the most sterile, boring race shit on the planet.
    Too bad Hollywood could never make a kino about the greatest racing event on the planet- Isle of Mann TT
    >"Track" is just public roads with potholes n shit through city streets
    >Speeds AVERAGE 135mph
    >Deadly af. 2016 saw 5 riders die in practice. Race has had 263 fatalities in its history
    >Lots of high level racers have been average blokes (unlike f1 which is like 99% rich cunts)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky you, its all this week

      https://www.iomttraces.com/racing/page/tt-2022-schedule/

      Tom Brady commissioned a documentary on the riders since he was so enamored with them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Tom Brady commissioned a documentary on the riders since he was so enamored with them
        I had no idea. Respect to Brady.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is it fiction?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone said something about Poois Shitmilton so it might be bad.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    now it makes fucking sense he was great in moneyball. as a matter of fact he does play well as a "boss" like in the jesse james movie or fury (the movie was kinda shit but he was on point)

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    now it makes fucking sense he was great in moneyball. as a matter of fact he does play well as a "boss" like in the jesse james movie or fury (the movie was kinda shit but he was on point)

    >The as-yet-untitled film will have Pitt playing a driver who comes out of retirement to compete alongside a rookie against the titans of his sport.
    so, it's either fiction or else it could only be Andretti (barring some horrendous accent). except when Andretti came out of retirement in 1982 he only did 3 races and finished 19th

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      noooooooooooo fuck no why man he just have to own this old scary screaming guy rol ed harris/al pacino in the 90s type

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kys esl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a driver who comes out of retirement to compete alongside a rookie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fiction
      Fuck Theres 70+ years of history you can use, all of it better than that. You already know how the movie ends, the old timer lets the hotshot get the win to become the champion the end.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >a driver who comes out of retirement to compete alongside a rookie

        >Fuck Theres 70+ years of history you can use
        do you not realize how fucking stupid he will look if he has to fake an accent for the entire film

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i don't see the problem

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Brad Pitt is 18 years older than Fernando Alonso

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Brad hasn't the lived last decade and a half in pain and disappointment.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        His ex wife cut off her tits, adopted blacks, turned kid into chud. Thats pretty bad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy how Alonso is still driving and actually competing

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Driver is now starring in the Ferrari biopic, so that will be dogshit

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Manly kino is back on the menu thanks to our savior Tom Cruise. After Top Gun Maverick Joseph Kosinski is going to have a lot of opportunities.
    Fuck capeshit.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rush is the only carkino

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about F1 or Nascar. Brad should remake Cannonball Run.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cast him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Keanu, he has that dumb himbo kinda feel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the DUNE dude

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        twink*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That boyega kid from StarWars
      They totally look alike

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise for Perez

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking cruise would allow to be the number 2 guy in 2022
      kek this is not 1989

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The moment Perez wins Baku is the moment Horner is going to throw Amx on the backburner and break off the shitters contract.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Horner is going to throw Amx on the backburner and break off the shitters contract.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          lmao hamspammers say the darndest things

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This dude for Alonso

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bottas

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Pedro for Sainz?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's too bad he's old now and can't play a real racing chad champion like ken roczen

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Niki Lauda

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bono my tires

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