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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who's gonna be casted as gimi?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's probably gonna play Michael Schumacher.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked Ford v Ferrari despite the normal Hollywood changes to stories. Hope this is good. Any other car kino recommendations?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      days of thunder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chuds of Thunder™

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I really liked Ford v Ferrari
      the script was bad and a lot of the delivery was very bad as well

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're wrong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Italian twat detected

          >move over boy! afraid of a ride with a strong woman driver?
          >shes not a cah for an old lady u gotta droive erh hard
          >out of the way with your racing dreams im an evil businessman for no reason
          dude that script was a disney tier pile of shit, how high did you get beforehand

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but those were the movie changes I didn't like but I thought the movie was cool I just like old cars and used to be a mechanic. The bs shop talk stuff they did wasn't that bad its normally like banging a nut with a wrench and saying they are fixing a part on a car that doesn't exist or whatever if you know what I mean.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Italian twat detected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was plowing Natalie Dormer. Walking to her the bed completely nude.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i wasn't expecting much from this but it wound up being extreme kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is a based sports movie because its just dude's being dudes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i watched this with my father the first 31 minutes there's no a single fricking dialogue and we still enjoyed it a lot
      probably the best car shots with the driver 1978 and the first rambo chasing scenes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These

      i watched this with my father the first 31 minutes there's no a single fricking dialogue and we still enjoyed it a lot
      probably the best car shots with the driver 1978 and the first rambo chasing scenes

      Also 1966's Grand Prix

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Killers 1964
      Don Siegel, Lee Marvin, John Cassavetes at their best.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These
        [...]
        [...]
        Also 1966's Grand Prix

        Thanks

        Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift

        For some reason I hadn't seen this one yet. I rewatched the first one a few months ago I still liked it for what it is.

        Manly kino is back on the menu thanks to our savior Tom Cruise. After Top Gun Maverick Joseph Kosinski is going to have a lot of opportunities.
        Frick capeshit.

        Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all these movies fricking blow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So does your mom, but it costs $5.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ford v. Ferrari sucks watch RUSH

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The top gun effect. Get ready.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >from the chuds who brought you Top Gun: Maverick™
      hell yes

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gimi

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk why but i read this article as you will need a license to be 30+ years old to watch this movie on Apple TV+

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no gimi no buy

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boooooooooooooooring

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who in the frick is he young enough to play at this point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Makeup and editing will do fine. Besides, he doesn't look so bad for his age tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Makeup and editing will do fine
        that would be really fricking distracting, man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          theres a literal de-age button they use on all the actors moron
          they don't even have to do any work anymore

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            smoothing someone out due to their vanity is a lot fricking different than benjamin buttoning someone down 30 years. it's a fricking stupid idea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously is Brad Pitt playing an actual F1 driver?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      vettel

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    F1 Drive to Survive was actually better than I thought

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's dishonest filmmaking

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >brad pitt as lewis hamilton
    interesting choice...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. lewis homosexualton seethe will be hilarious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Brad Pitt as Lewis
      >Tom Cruise as Max
      KINO INBOUND BOYS

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With dts being a hit I doubt any f1 kino would be good. There will probably be 4 minutes of racing total and the rest will be drama.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Keanu Reeves rally film?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sanremo is the coolest racing backdrop of all time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's Pikes peak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How fricking cool is this

      i watched this with my father the first 31 minutes there's no a single fricking dialogue and we still enjoyed it a lot
      probably the best car shots with the driver 1978 and the first rambo chasing scenes

      Nice thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And then somewhere around the 90s the world slowly became extremely gay and worried with gay shit like safety and ecoboring regulations

      F1 is the most sterile, boring race shit on the planet.
      Too bad Hollywood could never make a kino about the greatest racing event on the planet- Isle of Mann TT
      >"Track" is just public roads with potholes n shit through city streets
      >Speeds AVERAGE 135mph
      >Deadly af. 2016 saw 5 riders die in practice. Race has had 263 fatalities in its history
      >Lots of high level racers have been average blokes (unlike f1 which is like 99% rich c**ts)

      I still don't understand how this is still allowed to happen in the boring gay planet we're doomed to live in

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >F1
    The most expensive semen slurping motorsport

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    F1 is the most sterile, boring race shit on the planet.
    Too bad Hollywood could never make a kino about the greatest racing event on the planet- Isle of Mann TT
    >"Track" is just public roads with potholes n shit through city streets
    >Speeds AVERAGE 135mph
    >Deadly af. 2016 saw 5 riders die in practice. Race has had 263 fatalities in its history
    >Lots of high level racers have been average blokes (unlike f1 which is like 99% rich c**ts)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky you, its all this week

      https://www.iomttraces.com/racing/page/tt-2022-schedule/

      Tom Brady commissioned a documentary on the riders since he was so enamored with them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Tom Brady commissioned a documentary on the riders since he was so enamored with them
        I had no idea. Respect to Brady.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is it fiction?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone said something about Poois Shitmilton so it might be bad.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    now it makes fricking sense he was great in moneyball. as a matter of fact he does play well as a "boss" like in the jesse james movie or fury (the movie was kinda shit but he was on point)

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    now it makes fricking sense he was great in moneyball. as a matter of fact he does play well as a "boss" like in the jesse james movie or fury (the movie was kinda shit but he was on point)

    >The as-yet-untitled film will have Pitt playing a driver who comes out of retirement to compete alongside a rookie against the titans of his sport.
    so, it's either fiction or else it could only be Andretti (barring some horrendous accent). except when Andretti came out of retirement in 1982 he only did 3 races and finished 19th

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      noooooooooooo frick no why man he just have to own this old scary screaming guy rol ed harris/al pacino in the 90s type

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kys esl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a driver who comes out of retirement to compete alongside a rookie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fiction
      Frick Theres 70+ years of history you can use, all of it better than that. You already know how the movie ends, the old timer lets the hotshot get the win to become the champion the end.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a driver who comes out of retirement to compete alongside a rookie

        >Frick Theres 70+ years of history you can use
        do you not realize how fricking stupid he will look if he has to fake an accent for the entire film

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i don't see the problem

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Brad Pitt is 18 years older than Fernando Alonso

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brad hasn't the lived last decade and a half in pain and disappointment.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His ex wife cut off her breasts, adopted blacks, turned kid into troony. Thats pretty bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy how Alonso is still driving and actually competing

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Driver is now starring in the Ferrari biopic, so that will be dogshit

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manly kino is back on the menu thanks to our savior Tom Cruise. After Top Gun Maverick Joseph Kosinski is going to have a lot of opportunities.
    Frick capeshit.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rush is the only carkino

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about F1 or Nascar. Brad should remake Cannonball Run.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cast him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keanu, he has that dumb himbo kinda feel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the DUNE dude

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        twink*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That boyega kid from StarWars
      They totally look alike

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise for Perez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking cruise would allow to be the number 2 guy in 2022
      kek this is not 1989

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The moment Perez wins Baku is the moment Horner is going to throw Amx on the backburner and break off the shitters contract.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Horner is going to throw Amx on the backburner and break off the shitters contract.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao hamspammers say the darndest things

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This dude for Alonso

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bottas

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Pedro for Sainz?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's too bad he's old now and can't play a real racing chad champion like ken roczen

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Niki Lauda

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bono my tires

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