Cartoon moms are so basedso why do their husbands tend to suck so much?

Cartoon moms are so based…so why do their husbands tend to suck so much?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite Milf

      Thoughts on single mothers?

      every time I see Madeline Fenton I get so hungry

      Damn Dipper gets to frick this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He could barely get one girl you moron.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was actually capable of picking up multiple girls in Roadside Attraction. Funny how people conveniently forget that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't the stats for female mechanics hilariously low

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, my sister is the only girl in her branch that isn't in a management position.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >T-mom

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite Milf

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on single mothers?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the best parts of being a mom without a husband to make things complicated

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >awful drawing
      >190 results found
      Classic Cinemaphile.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You expect too much out of people, prepare to be disappointed every time.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most part of these hags are awful

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And yet they're still sexier than the average cartoon dad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well duh, unless you are bi, you will never find dad hot, at any case half of them are not sexy at all

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Moms can manage unconventional attractiveness. Dads can manage zero attractiveness.
          And I say this as a bi-gay.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That has to do more with double standards. How many of these moms are fat. Or even more so have anything less than an hourglass figure. Male characters are allowed to be dumb and fat while if there was just a stupid fat wife character nobody would really vibe with it. Imagine a genderbent family guy about a handsome former fortune heir and his fat Irish wife.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >How many of these moms are fat. Or even more so have anything less than an hourglass figure.
              Sharon McGee says hi. Hell OP pic has chubby and skinny mamas so this gotcha makes no sense.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True but again how many? On this list I count maybe 2 objectively fat wives with a few chubby or rail thin wives. By my count however more than half of them have cinched waists. Several have a "fat" butt rather than a gut.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And? Stupid and fat women are demoralizing; better to give that to men who are automatically unappealing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then that answers OPs question. We are in agreement.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >That has to do more with double standards.
              >Male characters are allowed to be dumb and fat while if there was just a stupid fat wife character nobody would really vibe with it.
              It's not double standards, it's not being gay. No one wants to see this.
              >Imagine a genderbent family guy about a handsome former fortune heir and his fat Irish wife.
              The closest thing to this is Metal Family and even then, the wife is still too damn good for the husband.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Worse, that wouldn't be funny. There's a double standard, but it's hard-coded into how we see the roles a family member should fill.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every time I see Madeline Fenton I get so hungry

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're a pathetic betamale who can only insert as a child

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And you're a filthy tourist. Go back to jerking off to muscle girls.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all that mental gymnastics on how self inserting as a child totally doesn't make you a pedo
      Why is Cinemaphile like this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it doesn't though, even if you're someone who subscribes to the philosophy that e-girlsho is pedophilia
        that's like saying a man is gay if he watches male on female pornography

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that's like saying a man is gay if he watches male on female pornography
          Not even remotely comparably, although there deeply closeted homosexuals who genuinely subscribe to this.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Not even remotely comparably
            How so? You're not jerking off to the porno for the guy, you're jerking off for the girl while self-inserting as the guy.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but what do you prefer to self insert as homosexual? A fat 30 year old?

              You all assume everyone who watches porn must be self inserting somehow when that's not always the case.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok industrychad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NTA but what do you prefer to self insert as homosexual? A fat 30 year old?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is literally what dadgays want. They're pathetic as frick.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you okay?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Haven't been okay when I first watched Kim Possible.
            Haven't been okay since they started coming after the self inserters.
            This place was supposed to be home.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Cinemaphile
              >home
              KEK

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously a newbie cosmopolitan like you wouldn't understand home

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I may be a newbie, but I know how to read the room.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't realize Cinemaphile heritage do you?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cinemaphile heritage
                Jesus Christ, dude.
                Are you so broken that you see posting on Cinemaphile and beating off low quality cartoon porn as your "culture"?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is how you spot a newbie. Imagine not getting Cinemaphile culture.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How much have you spent on these commissions?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That commission money should go to blargsnarf.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed, which is why I threw some money his way to see Connie's dad get cucked.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't self insert as anyone cuz I'm not 13 years old. I can just enjoy characters interacting without saying "that's literally me in this scene!"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually based.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Industrygay imitator thread

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are self inserts that wanted a better wife than their actually wives.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why can’t they self insert as younger guys like normal people.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: OP is a mindbroken autist who spams cuck threads on Cinemaphile because has an oedipus complex and hates his dad for "cucking him" by fricking his mom.

    Pic and links related, some of the posts made by the saddest homosexual in all of Cinemaphile's history:
    https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/VEhgIQpNdhXQP1Um1LRjUg (he even has a matching collage of dads for the collage in the OP)
    https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/9CeapvTCsMd-s1twsTx-Vw
    https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/OsmvdkLw44rbXLErdKnWaw
    https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/VR4ySyuDGZ1FlEZI_V2aYw
    https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/RyG4lBTg-Xfa0CMXnKdVHw
    https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/SCTXjxBC0aa3XoljKOH5OQ
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/142459602
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137804427
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/142394971
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/142459602
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141584012
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139168410
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139055593
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138953241
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138694839
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138542103
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138487117
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137451769
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/135922252
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137127812
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/136836504
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/136438335
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/135862311
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/135201903
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/135125346
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134717154
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134149935
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/133796135
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/133806063
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/133772634

    He's so sad he even self inserts as Steven Universe:
    https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/s2aezKjl6xzfuMUrrLZuvA/
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/133968899
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/133959587
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/135472068

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, uhhhhhh... that's a lot of text bro. Can't you just send industrycuck's doc?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's forbidden

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, seriously? That's fricked...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anytime it gets posted, it's deleted and everything goes as usual. Make of that what you will.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I guess that means I should go on red boards more often.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised you didn't include his posts from king of Cinemaphile

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bullying someone for doing something cringey
      Yikes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is more than just "cringey", it's a whole history of thread derailments.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever tried to talk to him nicely?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Industrygay? I'm not sure, is he the guy who makes SF threads hell to be on?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Still no reason to bully him

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bully? Where did you get the impression that I was bullying? I'm allowed to give blunt critique.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He’s clearly been through a a lot

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You bring up a fair point, I'll try and be less harsh. However, I'm still cautious of his actions.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Him and that one culture autist. God how those threads turned into a mess.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Makes me wish I could give valid critique of SF without some moronic homosexuals thinking I'm "coommeister" or some other shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can understand not finding the show funny and a bit hard at times but good god had the well been throughly poisoned.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I ignore people who don't offer valid critique. It's honestly for the best.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a chad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Making the same thread every day is some form of therapy or he has nothing better to do?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This pic is so funny when you consider this is what IC finds more "Chad" than cartoon dads.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not reading all that fricking shit, but id frick my mom.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ShotaBlack folk are unironically worse than NTR and blackedgays and this proves it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Dad self inserter

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unlike you, my life isn't pathetic to self-insert but thanks for confirming I can get under your skin so easily

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What law is being violated?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a "sage."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know you're not supposed to announce herbs right?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Herbs? Sorry, I'm not sure if i understand what you mean. Gorillagay is no better than every other gay here.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Herbs? Sorry, I'm not sure if i understand what you mean.
            Starts with S and rhymes with page.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              OHHHHH, riiiiiiiiiiight.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              OHHHHH, riiiiiiiiiiight.

              How the frick do you get herbs from sage? Sages are just old wise men

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's actually pronounced "sah-gey". Surprised me when I found out too.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.britannica.com/plant/sage-plant

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll bite

    >Harold Squarepants
    He’s appeared in the show so little that he doesn’t have much of a personality beyond being old but for the most part he’s the same as his wife

    >Mr. Turner
    Chaotic moron who hates his son

    >Hugh Neutron
    Lovable goof who loves his son

    >Jack Fenton
    He’s bulky and dumb, but he has good looks going for him

    >Homer Simpson
    Patient zero for shitty cartoon dads, he’s why they suck now

    >Bob Belcher
    Actually the only one in his family who isn’t stupid, hard working and discovers new things about life. Also bisexual apparently

    >Drew Pickles
    He’s the standard “I had kids and am now rethinking my life choices” kinda guy, smart but depressed. Is a wageslave to making toys

    >Randy Marsh
    Like Homer, he sucks ass but amplified

    >Miles Shortman
    Goofy sense of humor, but he’s a badass adventurer and mogs his wife in looks.

    >Peter Griffin
    See Homer Simpson and Randy Marsh

    >Billy’s dad
    Barney Rubble but moronic, although it does explain why Billy is an idiot. Neither of his parents are good people

    Skipping a couple since I never watched those shows, also Johnny’s dad is likely dead (1/?)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >James Timothy Possible
      He’s smart enough to be a doctor, so he must be doing something right.

      >Dwight Turnbull
      Middle aged man who never grew out of his jock phase, very assertive and strict. Also a womanizer

      >Jonathan Long
      Nerdy, yet decently attractive white guy who banged an Asian chick not realizing she’s also a scalie. Probably the only WMAF repersentation in cartoons. He’s not dumb but he’s a bit of a pushover

      >Mac’s Dad
      DEAD

      >Lynn Loud Sr.
      Very dumb, dimwitted dad. Although his wife is like that too. Made for each other

      >Mr. Fletcher
      He’s a geek, but a jolly fella who loves antiquing. I can see why Linda rode his BBC (Big British wiener)

      >Jerry Smith
      He’s not dumb, lazy or fat, but he is a huge pushover. Mainly worrying about the fact Morty idolizes Rick over him as a father figure.

      >Oscar Proud
      Most black people are moronic

      >Stan Smith
      He’s just as goofy and chaotic as his wife. Doesn’t really count as a dumb dad archetype since his whole family are horrible nitwits.

      >Nigel Thornberry
      SMASHING!

      >Hank Hill
      Probably one of the few cartoon dads that’s actually a good role model. Even when he does frick up, he learns from his mistakes rather than continuing to become flanderized. Probably the most sincere father in animation next to Bob Belcher

      >Dexter’s Dad
      Was goofy, yet a competent guy in the first two seasons. Became a generic dumb dad during the Savino era.

      >White Pantera
      Overprotective, yet understandable. He doesn’t want his kid to get killed in meaningless fights because he got caught up in that.

      Husbands I didn’t meant are from shows I never watched and probably never will tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the fact that Bob has the same sexuality as me

    • 4 weeks ago
      AccelΔX

      no. that would be Fred Flintstone for Patient 0

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can’t believe Hanna Barbera gave us good dads then pissed it away with Fred

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fred's a cool guy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He’s a fat idiot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fred Flintstone from the OG series isn’t a dumb dad, but he does have severe anger issues.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's a lack of stoicism, which is anti-chad

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paula is so hot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dipper’s wife

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s literally perfect

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maya lookin homie

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick Francine so bad!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go dipper go

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Growing up is letting go of pathetic little Danny, and self-inserting as the chad Jack Fenton that gets to frick Maddie every night.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon that's gay

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holdover from older times to deconstruct the stereotypical patriarch of the family as a bumbling moron for comedic relief.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We need to deconstruct the geeks and slobs with gigachads

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cultural undermining

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I humbly request one Eclipsa drawing. Any kind really. Thank you.

    Not all Dads in animation are terrible. Some are, but as whats pointed out, one could easily find a good father. Mr. Incredible, Fenton, Possible, Long, Neutron(who i believe actually is intelligent, but in the natural sciences), you just need to search.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mr. Incredible, Fenton, Possible, Long, Neutron(who i believe actually is intelligent, but in the natural sciences), you just need to search.
      Those aren't the kind of dads people should look up to.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whats wrong with them? Theyre men who have flaws, like real people. Outside of an obsession with Ducks and Ghosts, i see nothing wrong with them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Theyre men who have flaws, like real people.
          Real men never let their flaws be known to others. That's what makes a true chad.
          These dads are too ineffectual, effete, and incompetent to meet that standard.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NEED HER

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NEED HER

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Umof?

          Or

          The Gateway for Divine Union is the Inherited God, another pro-israeli statement littered throughout post-Roy Disney content.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Industrycuck’s Mom

          Making the same thread every day is some form of therapy or he has nothing better to do?

          Dipper’s wife

          Go dipper go

          What a chad

          That’s nice, son. Now go take the meds the nice doctor prescribed you.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Mama's boys grow up to make cartoons.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Industrycuck’s Mom

    This again, son? Just wanted to say I never loved you as much as I love taking black wiener. Your oedipus complex is disturbing and I wish you’d stop smelling my underwear. I feel bad for doing crack while I was pregnant.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Rudi? Tf Cinemaphile

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how can other MILFs even compete?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dexter's mom >>>>>> Danny's mom

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          her hair is bad

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Skill issue

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dexter's mom >>>>>> Danny's mom

        Dipper is eating good

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think because they're often the writer's/showrunner's personal waifu. So the dad is just a placeholder they don't care about.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That explains why dads are nothing characters

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh my god, YOU'RE industrygay.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More fitting for Steven

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That show was kinda lame, though. The townie episodes made it a chore to watch.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Still a chad

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do their husbands suck so much?

    Reason A) because men are stupid in real life

    Reason B) It's a psyop to make femoids satisfied with stupid men by making us look good by comparison

    Reason C) All cartoonists have daddy issues because their fathers were such fail men

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Reason C) All cartoonists have daddy issues because their fathers were such fail men
      This. Look at how big of a frickup Genndy and McCracken are.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My dad and I are tight, what have you been smoking?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these threads keep getting allowed?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I've seen This Thread once again?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not to worry, the jannies will take care of it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a serious issue

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know what isn't lame: Ren & Stimpy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was breasts

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey there, you should try showing more of your own art. Aren't you supposed to be Cinemaphile's resident drawgay?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think we should ban drawgays. All we get are these cancerous threads.

      • 4 weeks ago
        some guy

        not exactly, i can draw decently if given the proper amount of critique

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cartoon moms are so cringe
    ftfy, i'm trans btw

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We know dadgay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dadgay? i love everybody... in 2d

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Except cartoon moms?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I love cartoon moms as well, but these these threads are extremely moronic.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is a israeli ploy to portray middle-aged women as attractive, thereby causing older pregnancies and increasing the birth of autistic children.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pornography is an obvious ploy. It is successfully brainwashing a massive percentage of the population.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay neopuritan zoomer

        Except cartoon moms?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ohh, so THAT's where the "neopuritangay" name came from.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pornography is an obvious ploy. It is successfully brainwashing a massive percentage of the population.

      Okay neopuritan zoomer[...]

      From one of the pioneers of internet porn himself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love (non-zionist) israelites!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Non-Zionist and Zionist israelites are all based. Frick WASPs and frick Christianity.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Zionists support Isreali powers over a mistaken prophecy.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Non Zionist israelites are the quickest to become white when it suits them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously, America was founded by fundamentalist Christians.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not an excuse to become the equivalent of Uncle Toms.
                Actually not even the most naturalized African or Asian turns coat as quick as israelites.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno, the Saudis seem it have it worse right now.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Saudis at least have a cohesive identity, even considering the new generation.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well shit, I'm gonna see what it's like in Dearborn.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Cinemaphile so pathetic that they're reduced to self inserting as little boys?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyways back to moms

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Accidentally greentexted
    https://files.catbox.moe/j9fmju.png

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://files.catbox.moe/g9kt91.png

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For once I just want a cartoon milf thread where incest and shota gays don't derail. Is that too much to ask of you self inserting homosexuals?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If all that stuff's what you're looking for, then you should to go baraag.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This again?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This gorilla spammer again?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you stop IC, than this stops.
        Till then, Optimus Primal will haunt your dreams forever r the rest of your life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and again and again and again

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >/misc/ has come into to discuss Israel, israelites and Christians
    Aight Imma head out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stay safe, right now I'm trying my best to stay sane.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stay safe, right now I'm trying my best to stay sane.

      I thought Cinemaphile was inoculated against /misc/try, but it seems like those idiots have been posting more often in the last year.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a scary time right now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a scary time right now.

        You should be more concerned about the increase in porn posting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meh, I ignore those since it's a bunch of sad, pathetic incels.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phineas and Ferb's Stacy's Mom has got it goin on

    • 4 weeks ago
      some guy

      How the frick do you manage to bump this moronic thread? Frick dude, nobody fricking cares.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You cared enough to respond.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a fair point. However, I'm still fricking pissed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
      Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
      Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
      Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stacy, can I come over after school?
        (After school)
        We can hang around by the pool
        (Hang by the pool)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did your mom get back from her business trip?
          (Business trip)
          Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip?
          (Give me the slip)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
            I'm all grown up now
            Baby, can't you see?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
              She's all I want
              And I've waited for so long

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stacy, can't you see?
                You're just not the girl for me
                I know it might be wrong but
                I'm in love with Stacy's mom

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Stacy, can't you see that you're clearly evading spam?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The homie is actually posting milfs in a milf thread, lay off before the /misc/ tards come back.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, can't other people partake? It sucks seeing the same images over and over again.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then start posting my fellow African American. No one said you couldn't You can't expect one guy to do all the work and then get mad he isn't doing the best job.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not only are they the same images, they're the same SHIT images.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather fap to literal shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
                Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Credit the artist, you talentless hack.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The artist signature is literally in the right hand corner.

              • 4 weeks ago
                some guy

                >SharkMaster
                i'm moronic

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn?
                (Mowed your lawn)
                Your mom came out with just a towel on
                (Towel on)
                I could tell she liked me from the way she stared

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                (The way she stared)
                And the way she said
                "You missed a spot over there"
                (A spot over there)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
                But since your dad walked out
                Your mom could use a guy like me

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
                She's all I want
                And I've waited for so long
                Stacy, can't you see?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're just not the girl for me
                I know it might be wrong but
                I'm in love with Stacy's mom

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stacy's mom has got it goin' on (she's got it going on)
                She's all I want and I've waited for so long (waited and waited)
                Stacy, can't you see?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're just not the girl for me
                I know it might be wrong
                I'm in love with

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stacy's mom, oh, oh
                (I'm in love with)
                Stacy's mom, oh, oh
                (Wait a minute)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stacy, can't you see?
                You're just not the girl for me
                I know it might be wrong but
                I'm in love with Stacy's mom

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you for turning Smiling Friends threads into shitholes.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even like it as much as most people too, but good god you fricking ruined any sort of discussion for me.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >927
                Niiice

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The needle tears a hole
              The old familiar sting

              Luckiest bastard in cartoons

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can't be that lucky if he gets cucked

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But how he was cucked?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you seen the fanart?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmaoo

                ?si=DzRHIjvKtlba9Uqu&t=3516

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NTRjita
                My HERO would NEVER stoop to his level.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NTRjita
                My HERO would NEVER stoop to his level.

                >Vegeta
                lol
                lmao

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're not going to survive if you badmouth the moms who babysit the kids at home. who do you think puts this shit on and parks their kid in front of it?
    dad's busy working, mom's at home; do the math.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my homie jez

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if it's not drawn by blargsnarf, i won't fap

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goodbye, thread.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hurt myself today
    To see if I still feel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I focus on the pain
      The only thing that's real

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The needle tears a hole
        The old familiar sting

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What have I become
          My sweetest friend

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone I know
            Goes away in the end

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And you could have it all
              My empire of dirt

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I will let you down
                I will make you hurt

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wear this crown of shit
                Upon my liars chair

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Full of broken thoughts
                I cannot repair

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Beneath the stains of time
                The feelings disappear

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are someone else
                I am still right here

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What have I become
                My sweetest friend

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone I know
                Goes away in the end

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you could have it all
                My empire of dirt

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I will let you down
                I will make you hurt

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If I could start again
                A million miles away

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I will keep myself
                I would find a way

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I swear to god I thought the line was "My Swedish Friend"

                Fricking Johnny Cash's stupid slur.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Industrycuck needs a 2x4 to the side of the head, maybe that'll smack some sense into him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no sense in trying to smack any sense into him. Just keep braining him with the board until his head gets turned into a pile of mush. I'll frick the first one of you Anons who finally puts my homosexual son out of my misery.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT HAVE I BECOME

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They suck in what way?

    Literally most of these women's husbands are usually comic relief like Jack being a crazy ghost hunter more fervently than Maddie and yet she loves that her husband is like that, even in that alternate future where she married Vlad. she felt depressed about her life, a life without Jack and ghost hunting

    Even Marge in that episode where Bart ruins the story and she stays with Artie Ziff as soon as she sees the Homers she falls in love and leaves her luxuries to go live with them

    Linda's husband in Phineas and Ferb? The two literally had the they have the same interests together, whether the writers used her more than her husband is another issue.

    And Katara and Arnold's parents? They are an adventurer and a warrior so I don't know in what way they suck.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They tend to be insufferable losers in comparison to their wives, in both personality and in looks. It's a celebration of mediocrity.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who dis?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is Ingrid. Tommy and Annika’s mom from the Pippi Longstocking cartoon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is Ingrid. Tommy and Annika’s mom from the Pippi Longstocking cartoon.

      Go back to DA, Hillygon. Fricking creep

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is not the site to make friends, I'm terribly sorry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're right anon. We're family around here, not friends.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ah yes because there was never any non-white young male that liked older women. never happened ever.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Needs refinement in the linework, you have to broaden your taste.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna pop in this thread to spout a couple of fun facts:
    >shota shit is cringe. You are a fat, post-pubescent adult and clinging to this imagined idea of boyhood being the only good time in your life is beyond moronic
    >putting women up on a pedestal is cringe. Women are no better than men. They are just as disgusting and human as us. Hating a whole gender is a moronic concept and demonstrates a severely unresolved mental dysfunction (guessing you were either bullied, have AGP or both)
    >jerking off is not a personality. Poorly drawn pedo porn is not a treasured cultural tradition of this board, and even if it was you would be a goonbrained dickhead to put any stock in such a thing
    >repeatedly spamming the same threads is annoying. No deeper monologue to that statement: just wanted you to know the anti-dad posting is on the same tier as the Gadon-poster and FFXV Barry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok reddit

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does he fixate on Dipper so much? it's not like there's any milfs on that show, let alone father figures to spite.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He alternates. Sometimes it’s Steven, sometimes it’s Marco, sometimes it’s KO.
      I think Dipper is his cipher because there are no moms and dads in GF.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He alternates. Sometimes it’s Steven, sometimes it’s Marco, sometimes it’s KO.
      I think Dipper is his cipher because there are no moms and dads in GF.

      Ya'll have been sleeping on the lore.
      >Dipper fricks the moms and occasionally the younger aunts. Single moms are okay but the married ones give a better challenge.
      >Steven fricks mean girls, bullies, and villainesses. Because even bad girls deserve good sex.
      >Marco is the main character of any story and he fricks protagonist b***hes. Only the best for the best in his opinion.
      >Lincoln has dibs on older sisters and cousins. Don't worry, he gives the rest of the bulls permission to use his sisters.
      >Finn likes musclegirls and tomboys. He loves a good exercise.
      >KO digs furry chicks and otherwise non human girls. He's not into that lifestyle bullshit tho!
      >Fitting as experienced mentors, Ford, Greg and Stan get all the GILFs and older aunts they want. Dipper even gives them a couple of single moms as a token of thanks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Greg
        As in, Steven's dad?
        Why the frick does he get a pass?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Schizophrenia

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That word has lost all meaning

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For fricks sake, post some blargsnarf if you're going to post e-girlcoomer shit.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    IC is a homosexualy Flip dude, don't try and pin his shit on us.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The artists who draw this are white. /misc/ proved this.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea okay I fricked Rudy's mom happy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Dipper

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, you're back.
    I take it you heard what happened with Ron Stoppable's voice actor and are now going full moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happened?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Will Friedle (Terry McGinnis, Ron Stoppable) and Rider Strong (Brick Flagg, Tom Lucitor) threw in support for Brian Peck, a known pedo
        >Peck gets exposed on new Nickelodeon documentary
        >Strong and Friedle try to claim innocence and say they didn't know better
        >Drake Bell, Peck's victim, calls bullshit, pointing out they were in their twenties and would have known what was going on; claims they're trying to save face
        >As fate would have it, a Boy Meets World doc starring Friedle and Strong was announced a few days ago
        The fact that Industrycuck, Ron's biggest hater, reactivates around this time can't be a coincidence.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aw that sucks, Will Friedle was really nice to me when I met him. Guess I gotta put him on the "dubious so don't hire when you get a cartoon" board with Vic Mignola and Billy West.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Meh, I'm willing to take him at his word and believe it when he says he didn't know. Innocent until proven guilty.
            Even then I would only keep people off a hypothetical cartoon if they were legit convicted of a crime, ie Scott Freeman.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dare I ask what Billy West did?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So as far as I can tell? Nothing, but there's tons of old producers who won't work with him because of his alcoholic days with Howard Stern so there's like a weird taboo mixture which is hard to get around, and I tried to point out it's about stupid shocks to their reputation you don't have to believe but you can't take a chance on. Pretty sure most of the Billy stigma is gone though.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah. I keep forgetting Billy West had a career in radio before voice acting.

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any bikini moms?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were posted during the Stacy's Mom copy pasta

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Starting about here

          Stacy, can I come over after school?
          (After school)
          We can hang around by the pool
          (Hang by the pool)

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >based
    Stop talking like a moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry boomer anon. Would you prefer if we used epic instead?

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because men in general suck, anon.
    Face it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're definitely uglier.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any drawers around here?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Need her

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Breed her

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          non-stop

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dat ass

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Built for it!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Built for BSC

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Need her

            Damn if only Jack Fenton could this lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dipper's b***h

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Audrey Bourgeois

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Julith

      All for dipper

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bless the french

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Julith

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because your dad didnt beat you enough

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon quit projecting

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some butthole decided many a year ago that cartoon moms would be what men imagined the perfect female would be.

    .......and that cartoon dads would be what actual middle-aged dads are like.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny you should post this comic since in canon the dad looks better than the mom.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cartoon moms would be what men imagined the perfect female would be.
      >posts off model fanart

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Canon Steven: chubby sensitive homosexual
      >Fanon Steven: made of rizz

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really tells you something doesn't it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The true Steven

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Discord raid thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually just a singular deranged schizoid that's been posting here for years.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That Cinemaphile completely made up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Considering what they've done to most of the porn boards, the Discord raiders are behind most of the porn-posting/pornbait.
      Discord wants everyone to become radicalized and porn-brained.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Question, how should Maddie tease Danny next?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show his dead dad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let's keep it tasteful

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Show his cucked dad and give Danny more motivation

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thinking vlad might be the play in that role

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jack makes more sense

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jack would be to busy working on ghost tech. Hmm, maybe I'll do something with a neglected wife angle

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See now you're getting it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing about this thread is tasteful.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cuckoldry is always tasteful

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So long as it’s the guy getting cucked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is she farting?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Soap suds

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          iktf

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miranda from Wakfu S01E26 - Le Mont Zinit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More than half of these women’s husbands do not suck. What the frick is wrong with Mr. Squarepants? Is there anyone alive on God’s green Earth that is going to truly say Nigel Thornberry, Hank Hill, and Dexter’s dad sucked?
    I’ll give you Homer Simpson, Stu Pickles and the MacFarlane bunch, but Oscar Proud and Bob Belcher absolutely do not suck.
    I’m inconclusively on the fence over Doug’s Dad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We get it, you have daddy issues.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dipper gonna get it

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey industrygay your dad cant ever unfrick your mom
    Think of that while you pump your microdick for the eleventh time today

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And cartoon dads will forever be cucked thanks to the power of fanart and fanfiction.
      Think of that while you're flipping burgers to pay off student loans.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's okay, since people can always make do the same but with the dads fricking their wives while their sons beat off in the corner
        >Think of that while you're flipping burgers to pay off student loans.
        Easy on the projection son

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That's okay, since people can always make do the same but with the dads fricking their wives while their sons beat off in the corner
          So why haven't they lmao
          >Easy on the projection son
          Nah I'm not a wagie slave. I live a comfy life on welfare.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you're just a useless manchild who refuses to get a job, that makes the fact your dad fricked your mom even more sweet

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could you motherfrickers stop bumping this thread, the real Industrycuck likely got permabanned ages ago, this guy's just some butthole impersonating him, assuming he's doing this solo and isn't part of some Discordtroon group.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How can you tell it's not the real deal?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it wouldn't be the first time a schizo fricked off only for imitators to try and replace him for shits and giggles, see the Lee spambot/Lee wannabes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mods
      >permabanning
      Good one.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dipper is so lucky

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone remember that one 3d animated yogurt commercial with the hotchick?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Industrycuck (she/her)

      I wish

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Industrycuck’s Mom

    I’m really sorry guys, my son is mentally moronic from all of the drugs I did while pregnant. Can you guys forgive him? I’ll send you a link to my onlyfans.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Industrycuck (she/her)

      IT'S MA'AM!

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steven’s scoops

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh cool, thread is still up, did another simple little Deb sketch if anyone wanted to see that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing a Sanjay and Craig character in OP’s picture is really surreal.

    Like did anybody watch the show let alone unironically like it?

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