>casino scene
>character walks up to a roulette table
>makes one bet and wins big
This is literally impossible
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>casino scene. >character walks up to a roulette table. >makes one bet and wins big
>casino scene
>character is playing high stakes poker
>wins with a straight flush royale on the last round (after going all in)
All of those happened to me. You just have to play long enough
>casino scene
>poker face by lady gaga starts playing
>hollywood tricks you into becoming delusional and making moronic choices
you don't say
1st, 2nd and 3rd 12s are where it's at, those 4 number bets where you put it on the corners are good too.
you sound indian
t. dealer
I don't bet roulette much. I remember one night I sat on a small bet blackjack table for hours and spent a lot of time talking with the relatively new dealer. By the time he had to change sections I was up $1800. As I was leaving the casino I noticed him at the roulette table and went over and said hello again. I ended up betting the $3000 I had taken at blackjack and lost it all in one bet.
The look of absolute disappointment on his face was so stark. He wanted me to win that bet more than I did and the way he apologised after made me feel worse for him than I did for myself. I am sure that's the day he grew to hate working at a casino. Day by day you're surrounded by people that could seem otherwise rational making the most stupid and damaging decisions all day along and in moments when you feel like an accomplice to their self destruction all you can do is apologise and wish them well.
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i think he got over it
my first time gambling I thought I had worked out a foolproof method. (found out later it has a name - the Martingale method). if I lose my first bet but double it and try again, I'd eventually get my money back plus $5.
with 50/50 odds I couldnt lose.
well.. it landed red 6 times in a row and I hit the table limit. so I lost a full paycheck in about 30 seconds.
I too won't forget the demeanor and reaction of the dude doing the spinning.
I don't gamble anymore.
>if I lose my first bet but double it and try again
Addicted gambler logic.
Nah just mad because you lost his tip
but its literally not impossible though. its 35 to 1.
its literally probable
35 to 1 is the payout, the odds are 37 to 1 in Europe and 38 to 1 in US thanks to the 0/00 slots.
vegas has 000 now
they dont need to cheat and getting caught would frick them hard. most players are moronic and the table limits prevent them from being cleaned out by sharps.
sportsbook is where the cheating happens
Terrible
the odds of this happening might be better than sitting there playing over and over and then ultimately winning big. at least if you only play once you have no losses to cover for so what you win is actual profit.
plus it's more ethical to show people playing one round and getting (actually) lucky than it is to show people sinking lots of money into a gambling addiction and then being rewarded for it.
has happened to me twice
I won about 2k playing blackjack but had to stop because I was getting too drunk, passed by the roulette table and put 200 on 10. Won.
cool. how much in lifetime gambling debt? no anecdotes, just the total please.
I limit myself to 200 per month. I won 25k in slots just after christmas so I think I'm in the plus
only if you've been gambling for less than 10 years and you've always had this 200 limit. I doubt both.
less than ten years yes, not always had the limit. put it on after I saw my spending go out of control. now it's all just for fun
I love playing Craps.
I love it when the old farts seethe at me for betting on Don't Pass
>Craps
>farts
>trips
I too love shidding
>at a casino in vegas when hooters casino was a thing
>guy comes up to me, hands me a $100 chip
>"go ahead and put it on red or black for me"
>weird, ok
>put it on black
>he just stares at me the whole time
>it lands on black
>he nods, takes his $200 and flashes a knife at me
>"looks like today's your lucky day"
>mfw
>hands me a $100 chip
>takes his $200
I don't get it
he won the bet so the dude wanted him to bet more for him.
that's his money
>flashes a knife
>in a fricking casino
yeah right kek
Civilized countries don't have to have metal detectors in schools and casinos.
shhhhh dont tell him, let him think its normal
If you had 40 clones to go to a casino and diversify your games would you be more likely to come out ahead?
I've never been able to make it through casino, does it get better after the first hour? It's like a worse version of Goodfellas
Yes it gets better, I remember catching myself about 40 minutes in and wondering why the introductory montage was still playing. There are good scenes in the second half though and Sharon Stone was better than whoever the girl in Goodfellas was.
>set aside $1,300 dollars
>agree to make 13 $100 bets total
>bet on Black 13 every time
>use group telekinesis to manipulate the role
>hit on spin 7.
>walk out over $2k ahead
i reckon the best part of casino was the ending credits. like most borescese pinctures
There's actually a fun take on this in The Kentuckian.
The guy played by Burt Lancaster goes to the casino with what appears to be a large bag of money. He arrives to the table talking like a simpleton with money (which he is to some extent) and makes one bet. The manager/owner signals the employee to let him win, in hopes of eventually making him lose the whole bag. Lancaster wins his bet, takes the money and runs away.
Croupier bros get in here
girls with blue hair don't have money
Their parents have.
I used to work as a croupier i assure you it's not impossible, improbable sure but i saw this happen on a regular basis it's actually the big brain strategy because quite simply the longer you play the more likely you are to lose, go big or go home Black folk.
>poker player takes off his watch and throws it into the pot
>i call...
>and i raise
>What the hell
>All in
>blackjack
>character hits when he should stay and awkwardly loses
>read kaiji
>learn to never gamble
It’s impossible to win playing the number twice or three times like in the sopranos. The odds go up exponentially to hit that many times in a row.
they are independent events. the odds of landing on any number are 1/37. ive seen 3 in a row several times and i dont even play a lot
They turn the magnets on sometimes to trick people
Any casino regulars here? Does the Archer method of depositing a large amount of money and getting free stuff all night then cashing it out when you leave actually work?
if you can be extremely disciplined with your bets the comps can overcome the house edge. but its not effecient so unless you really like hanging out with drunks at casinos youre better off getting a low effort job like a gas station cashier
>be me
>go to casino with friends
>we all get free 10eur voucher for casino if you come as a group
>everyone goes to blackjack/poker/roulette
>everyone loses their money and some get more chips and are down 50eur
>go to one armed bandit, press buttons idk wtf I'm doing
>dooodooodooooooooo
>won 100eur
>immediately stop playing
>casino bar has lavish mini sandwiches with salmon, truffels, caviar and italian ham for 2eur each
>proceed to eat 25 sandwiches over the course of the evening while watching my friends
>go home as the only one with profit
This literally happened to me and two of my friends
>>Walk into Casino
>>Mate says "next spin is going to be 38"
>>All 3 of us puts $5 on 38
>>It lands on 38
>>Each of us wins a bunch of money
>>Let our original bets ride
>>It lands on 38 again
>>We double our winnings on spin #2
Walked away from the table after that, spent the rest of the night drinking, and I'm pretty sure we ended up at a titty bar but I cant honestly remember.
Good times.
>Good times.
Frick off
ive seen it happen right in front of me
I've gotten blackjack in 1 hand and walked away, maybe if you spent your money on a dictionary instead of the casino you'd be both better at gambling and know what "literally" means.
it's not the most amount of money I won but it was the most rewarding
>ran out of money
>have some spare change left
>enough to go to the pub for a couple of pints and think about how to get some money to last me until the end of the month
>go to pub
>buy a couple pints
>realise I have £1 coin left
>put it in the bandit machine
>hit play
>jackpot straight away and won £200
>pocket it all and walk away jingling like a israelite (it came out in coins)
How did zoomers fall for the gambling meme so hard?