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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cast Ellie's half-Asian / Hapa son

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      idris elba

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hunter Schafer

      Charlene Yi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i cant believe they turned ellie into a literal cuck that is raising her girlfriends boyfriends baby

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Druck'd. In the original script Ellie jacks dying Joel off and fingers herself with his cum as lube, and it is her who gets pregnant with Joel's baby.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          is this supposed to be funny?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >on cambodian basket weaving forum
            >facebook and reddit morons:"WAs tHAt SUpposEd tO BE FUnnY???"

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              why are you writing like that? you should
              improve your humor

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ARE YOU 'AVIN' A LAFF!?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ARE YOU 'AVIN' A LAFF!?

            WHO LAUGHED

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            to autistic morons, maybe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jessie was so cool man. Why did he die?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he complicates the Ellie/Dina romance. If Jesse was alive he would have parental rights and would interfere with their lesbian farm fantasy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's Asian Joel, Cuckman doesn't like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not her son, he's Dina's.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ellie is so pretty bros. I wish she were my wife

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She'll be black

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i guarantee that they will make her black

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She'll be the antagonist for most of season 2 so I don't see them making her black

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Counterpoint; she's supposed to be a bait and switch antagonist who dindu nuffin' and should be forgiven

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't see a lot of people playing TLOU2 and walking away with that impression. Most people think she's only slightly better than Ellie if not just as bad.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's true, but it's also the intent of the writers, so unless they developed self awareness it will be something they attempt to add to the show

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i guarantee that they will make her black

      At this point i'd go "Really?" if they didn't make her black.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was supposed to be black, in her concept art she is shown as such but they changed her to match Druckmanns personal fetish.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i guarantee that they will make her black

      Abbie's so incredibly mannish I find the theory that she is a male character model with a female face posted onto it credible, so a black woman would actually be a fine casting choice

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This girl is followed by Druckmann on instagram and has started to get swole over the past few months.

    She's either already been cast in secret or she's a finalist. It's too big of a coincidence

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or she's getting groomed by him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grooming a 24 year old actress

        wtf am I on r*ddit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you dense?
      the girl that was used for her face worked at naughty dog
      and actually looks cute as frick
      shame what they did to her

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao how funny would it be if it was ellen page

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its obviously going to be Elon Page

      Elliot. And I suppose it's possible, but probably Elliot doesn't want to risk triggering his dysphoria by playing a female role. Though I want to clarify that's just speculation on my part based on personal experiences, not based on anything Elliot has said. I know some trans actors don't mind.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure Elliot said he would have been willing to keep playing his Umbrella Academy character as female coded but Gerard Way was fine with writing the transition into the story

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big Ramy. Make zero effort to make him look or act feminine in the slightest, just have everyone call him "Abby/she/her" in the script

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its obviously going to be Elon Page

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brendan Fraser in a wig

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dave Bautista

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm shocked they're apparently going with the same story for part two. I can't fricking wait to see the absolute disgust and disappointment on the faces of people who never played the games and don't know whats coming.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't watch S1. How did they handle Joel's hospital rampage?

      I'm pretty sure Elliot said he would have been willing to keep playing his Umbrella Academy character as female coded but Gerard Way was fine with writing the transition into the story

      Well then I suppose there's a chance!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they shot it like a music video with the sound effects muffled and the main theme playing over it
        then after that it's basically just the ending cutscene from the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normies are less emotionally fragile than g*mers surprisingly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >censoring gamer
        Shouldn't you be on r/gcj crying about your failed hogwarts boycott while screaming GERALDO at the other troons?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's shocking how many people bought that game and ate that garbage of story happily.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally. TLOU2 was so much better than the first and I know the second season will be too

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're planning on mapping TLOU2 over two seasons
    I can't see them killing Pedro before the end of season 2
    So It'll be interesting to see what narrative changes they make for that to be possible
    I'm also assuming Tommy gets a much bigger role than he did in TLOU2 because Diego Luna is a fairly big name that might carry the series

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll probably have Abby's group infiltrate Jackson and ingratiate themselves with the community as originally planned, Abby was supposed to dance with Joel at the hootenanny the night before she killed him. This was all cut for time because it was too long of a prologue for a game that's already pushing on 25-30 hours

      Since they're adapting TLOU2 into two seasons, they can probably do all this shit and kill Joel off in episode 3-4, then adapt Ellie's half of Seattle in the rest. I hope they have the balls make season 3 almost entirely about Abby

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we need to keep Pedro around for as long as possible or else people won't tune into the show

      Pathetic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the DLC from TLOU1 will be the season 2's intro

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She did nothing wrong.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically agree.
      I like Joel but he's a monster. He has murdered hundreds of people. Tortured. Stole. Probably raped too. And most of it not in self defence.
      In any other game series, he would be a goon working for the main bad guy who you off in a boss fight half way through the game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Live in a world where about 90% of the united states is inhabited solely by zombies and crazy muder/rape gangs
        >NOOO YOU CAN'T ATTACK MY LITTLE TRIBE IN PARTICULAR EVEN THOUGH WE WERE GOING TO BUTCHER YOUR ADOPTED DAUGHTER BECAUSE.... YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY

        If she admitted she were a product of the postapocalypse and just out to make herself feel good people wouldn't have a problem with it and the narrative would successfully make people consider how from any perspective but Joel and Ellie's the pair of them are a wrecking ball that kill dozens in the first game.
        Instead the narrative insists she's righteous and even has Ellie spare her for no fricking reason at the end. Everyone rejects this blatant falsehood, which causes them to revert to siding with Joel, the likeable one.

        TL:DR Druckmann is a fricking hack and I absolutely believe that that one lady they fired from the writing team was the actual reason for TLOU 1's competent writing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >even has Ellie spare her for no fricking reason at the end.
          Filtered.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They should have had Ellie reluctantly stab Lev to goad Abby into an unavoidable revenge fight and become the monster she has rared to be for the whole game.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes well done homosexual "breaking the cycle of revenge" and all that midwit fricking shit I'm sure it was a good Game Theory video you watched on the topic

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"breaking the cycle of revenge"
              filtered

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If she admitted she were a product of the postapocalypse and just out to make herself feel good people wouldn't have a problem with it

          That's the point of her arc and why she didn't want to fight ellie at the end of the story

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            joelgays ignore all of the times the story criticizes Abby and her expressions of guilt + desire to do better because they refuse to show any empathy for the person who killed their heckin good joelerino

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >probably raped too
        Opinion wholly discarded

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        troony says what?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ironic part is that it is true.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her biggest crime is having no charisma

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, she had the right and duty to avenge her father who wasn't a random thug either. She looks better after the haircut too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >murder rando who saved you five minutes because he killed your dad five years ago
      >also murder him with his unconscious brother like 30 feet from him
      >ALSO murder him in front of some girl who obviously cares about him enough to say she's going to kill you and your friends for this
      >leave both of them alive expecting them to take this as a sign of mercy despite the fact that you couldn't get over your dad's death despite having years + friends + great living conditions
      >ALSO wear jackets advertising where you and you group are located

      >both witnesses show up and kill all of your friends
      >I LET YOU LIVE WHY U DO DIS TO ME???

      I don't even give a shit about Joel. TLOU2's big flaw is that every character is a fricking moron who.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only creepy musclegays like Abby.
    Neil just crowbar'd his fetishes in.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two lesbos smoking dope while Joe gets the shit kicked outta him.
    Kek.
    Fricking Sony movie games man.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Sadie Sink btw.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadie should have played Ellie if anything lmfao
      Baffling casting choice

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like Craig said, people going "really?" will probably continue. They've already made a bunch of baffling casting choices with thee first season, that won't change with the second or third season.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they turn her into a black troony so when she beats Joel to death with a golf club she can both scream REPARATIONS and PROTECT TRANS KIDS

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you need to be shitlib to understand the blue/orange morality of this series?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the producers just admit they’re shitposting with this series anyways?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very interesting how all this will be implemented in the second and third season of the show. Putting the player first in one perspective and then another and having them fight themselves was a really bold decision. I'm excited for the game and hope the show doesn't cut corners.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elliot Page

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leave joel to me

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grown Ellie looks intimidating as frick because she seen some shit.The videogame really captures that fricking thousand yard stare and his rage/revenge attitude. The thing is how the frick this goblin is going to be able to pull up that without looking fricking moronic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are in the minority chud. Everyone agrees her performance was amazing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she did in the show already

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imo, the casting of TLOU wasn't as bad as people make it out to be

    >Great choices (Look & Act exactly like the game)
    Marlene

    >Solid choices (Look & Act close enough to the game)
    Joel
    Bill
    Tess
    Henry
    Sam

    >Bad Choices (Either don't look the part or don't act the part)
    David (Good actor but doesn't look the part)
    Riley (Looks the part but horrible actress)

    >What the frick is this (Terrible acting & appearance)
    Ellie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Terrible acting
      Nonsence

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bella Ramsey is a good actress (despite occasional accent slipping) and she captured Ellie's personality well.

      It's just unfortunate that Ellie is beautiful and Bella just...isn't

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought she got better as the series went on but the first couple episodes are painful

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Terrible acting
      Where? Provide a peer-reviewed source that her acting was bad. She's a good actress, she just looks like an alien.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her body language and scream when the black dude shot himself sold it really well, she’s good
        Just missing a few chromosomes

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good track record
    >good

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch them completely drop the physical fitness/muscle aspect of the character.
    100% guarantee it will happen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cast a twink femboy
      I don't know why they didn't do it from the start. There'd been no where near the amount of shitposting.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're still trying to make abby a thing? I figured they would have reconned that shit and started new considering literally no one likes her

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she will have to cut some mass for the role, but she's ready

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She may have to boost her cardio to actually lose some mass, but Swol-e Moritz is the obvious choice.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    a ziploc bag of gorp placed in all her scenes where she's blocked. And voiced by stephen fry

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