Cast Cohen the Barbarian. I'm thinking Ben Kingsley. Also cast Rincewind and Carrot
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Cast Cohen the Barbarian. I'm thinking Ben Kingsley. Also cast Rincewind and Carrot
Dunno but 20 years ago Depp and Greebo could've been kino.
as Greebo*
Discworld is liberal slop, complete with the idea a character could become a girl just by thinking it.
go to bed kid, you gotta fight for/against the revolution early in the morning but before that you have to do your chores.
This guy probably hates the dwarves.
I aint no knife ear but frick dwarves
Who cares? Pedophile author invalidated himself by saying he liked half life 2 and that it had a story but Doom 3 didn't.
Charles Dance was fantastic as Lord Vetinari.
I thought Jeremy Irons was better and physically fit better
For me? It's Josh Kirby
>carrot
already cast mate
Vimes and Carrot are perfect casting shame the show was an awful piece of shit
Ted Levine as the Captain from Monk is who I kinda picture when I read Vimes.
Na, only somewhat
2nd
This... would work. I kinda liked the Sean Astin used for the TV movie, but accurately.. Ke Huy Quan would kinda nail it.
Ted Levine would work well too
Cohen - joe pesci or Arnold
rincewind - classic or goose
carrot - billy bones or starlord
>Rincewind
Malcom Mcdowell, or a slightly less but simialrly old actor. Rincewind is canonically 30something and that's exactly why it should be some old frick. Paul Kidby drawing him as a heroin addict will never stop pissing me off. Rincewind should appear harangued, not hungover.
>Carrot
Alexander Skarsgard, dubbed over by a british actor. I'd like to think Robert Pattinson would make a solid VA for Carrot.
>Cohen
Robert Redford
Alright, hardmode: Cast Nobby Nobs, and it has to be for the physical role.
And, no warwick davis.
And, no indians.
>Alright, hardmode: Cast Nobby Nobs
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holy shit
>Cast Nobby Nobs
Make Dany Devito drop 200lbs, or use Mackenzie Crook or DJ Qualls
But rincewind is often hungover
>Cohen the Barbarian
>can't into parody names in parody fantasy setting
filtered
This guy's not bad.
Not bad. David Bradley is who I'd go with for
or maybe age Arnie up like 40 more years. lol
I have this book
And if anyone is wondering why there aren’t a glut of Discworld movies or shows, it’s because the late Terry Pratchett was hellbent on not licensing his books into adaptations, and his daughter seems determined to continue that. Though I’m not sure how that tv show was made.
Short round as two-flowers, you all know I'm right
Terry Pratchett was such a massive homosexual
Why not Arnie? He's old enough
David Wenham as Rincewind