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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read this like ten years ago and forgot what it's all about. Doesn't some dude kill someone on a beach and while he's on trial he admits he doesn't know why he did it? or doesn't care

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They hang him because he didn't give a shit when his mom died and when he shot and killed someone in self defense

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you read the book?
        1. it wasnt self defense
        2. theres a line in the book where he literally says "i took the gun because i went there to kill him because i wanted to kill him"

        what surprised ME was that apparantely, back in the days they fricking executed you for killing an ARAB??
        in the fricking 80s in south africa you could mow down a black guy and nobody would give a shit, and the french gays are killing whites for murdering a goddamn ARAB?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure murder in French colonies was handled a lot differently than in 80's United States

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Word? I thought there were two (2) A-rabs on the beach, one of them pulls a knife and Meur shoots the knifeless one by accident because the sun was in his eyes (which would still be self defense in my book 'cause you're both jumping me, I don't care if you aren't the one with the knife).
          I guess I need to read it again

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            man its been a year since i read it, but as far as i remember there was only one arab when he came back to the beach with the gun
            but i know for a fact there is a part in the book where he said something like "i killed him because i wanted to kill him, i took the gun and walked back because i wanted to kill him"
            no judgement here i mean man if i was at a beach and some fricking arabs attack me i would also like to come back and kill them, but maybe not say that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of like Catcher on the Rye where it's just a first person story about a guy who literally doesn't give a shit about anything. The whole first chunk of the book is him complaining about having to go to his mom's funeral. He fricks some b***h but thinks she's annoying then he kills an Arab because he gets annoyed and feels no remorse before his execution. Then a priest comes to see him and he still just doesn't care. It's a pretty miserable story but some autists like me can relate to some of the stuff he says.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read this like ten years ago and forgot what it's all about. Doesn't some dude kill someone on a beach and while he's on trial he admits he doesn't know why he did it? or doesn't care

        So it's "literally me" the book?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much and it's a short read. I read it in two sittings when I was in highschool

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He fricks some b***h but thinks she's annoying

        Well that instantly disqualifies any literally me posts

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        my theory is that it is meant to show teens that being apathetic and not caring about anything isn't actually that cool.
        Probably works for some but has the opposite effect for others.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      basically it's just so fricking sunny out and it's so hot and god I'm sleepy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who was the "stranger" anyway?
    was it one of the arabs on the beach?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can interpret Meursault as the stranger because he never fit in anywhere in society

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some israelites and an unattractive woman, probably

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would unironically be perfect for Ryan Gosling

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he quite young? Gosling is old and puffy.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meursault is my fav character for sure because my fav thing in books is mundane events, and his book is full to the brim of it. Every chapter is like one of those novelty pet rocks, you open the book & POP you get a face fulla boredom and you fall back asleep. The mad mind, the crack genius, to do it! and then you think hmmm whats he gonna do next, this great mind, and you pick the book back up and BLAM you get a shot to the face and Hahahahahah you've been shot again by old Meursaualt, that card. "Whoops, I was looking at the sun!" he says, half-conscious. Watch him as he takes his mom's corpse and displays it for you- left, right, center - "you think she died today? Or yesterday???" Pulls out a calendar. "Ah!" Hand to naughty mouth. And you're on your ass again getting sleepy as his head snaps on the guillotine and rolls off right.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's not meant to be a realistic character but it still pissed me off he didn't claim self-defense when it would've been extremely easy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well it took place in Algeria

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        L’Algérie, c’est la France, Anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It WAS France

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gosling might be the first go to, but I think the MC should actually look like Camu himself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mads? Meursault's age is never stated

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gaten Matarazzo

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was awkward when it was a new book in my school's curriculum and my teacher fricking hated it while I wrote a pretty glowing essay about it

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy and Sydney Sweeney or Elle Fanning as Marie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I picture Meursault being older. Like mid 40's. He seems too dissociated with reality to be that young in that time period

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/Seyuwj1.jpg

        unironically ryan gosling

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        People matured faster back then. Besides, Camus himself was in his late 20s when he wrote the novel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell no, mersault is not some homosexual twink

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Dano

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >19yr old skinny dork
    >Want to impress the hot 20 something librarian chick
    >Ask if I can reserve The Stranger by CamUS
    >She says 'you mean Camoo' and looks at me smugly
    >wtf I just stutter ok and get my reservation and leave never to return

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    idris elba as the sun

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Bull - Me
    The prostitute - Your Mom
    The cuck - (you)

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Man Who Sleeps captured the schizoid aloof spirit pretty well minus the violent resolution

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not watching a movie 50 years old homie kek

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Gosling as the lead, obviously

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gaspar Noe could direct and star
    it just fits

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad but he's not cute so it wouldn't sell tickets

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I struggle to envision a young handsome Meursault but Robert Pattinson in Cosmopolis wasn't far off

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He must have been pretty attractive considering he fricks prime French pussy without even trying

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna say Fassbender, but this is a much better idea.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Cera as the Stranger, Jonah Hill as the Arab, and that monotone chick as the love interest. Directed by Wes Anderson.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      William Shatner as the priest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what monotone chick?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        aubrey plaza, finally just remembered her name

        Word? I thought there were two (2) A-rabs on the beach, one of them pulls a knife and Meur shoots the knifeless one by accident because the sun was in his eyes (which would still be self defense in my book 'cause you're both jumping me, I don't care if you aren't the one with the knife).
        I guess I need to read it again

        The whole FKING POINT OF THE STORY IS HE DID SOMETHING RANDOM AND INEXPLICABLE ANON
        FK

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Camus can do, but Sartre is smar-tre

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    french anon during the world cup

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coen bros already did it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm Not There
      >I'm Still Here
      >The Man Who Wasn't There
      Good trilogy

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alec Baldwin

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >With death so near, Mother must have felt like someone on the brink of freedom, ready to start life all over again. No one, no one in the world had any right to weep for her. And I, too, felt ready to start life all over again. It was as if that great rush of anger had washed me clean, emptied me of hope, and, gazing up at the dark sky spangled with its signs and stars, for the first time, the first, I laid my heart open to the benign indifference of the universe. To feel it so like myself, indeed, so brotherly, made me realize that I'd been happy, and that I was happy still. For all to be accomplished, for me to feel less lonely, all that remained to hope was that on the day of my execution there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should greet me with howls of execration.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main character is played by the "I'm the freaking joker baby" guy

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't think a child is even mentioned in the book, let alone an orgy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, wrong book, that happens in another

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's The Thing, from Stephen King

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    already done in 1967
    it's pretty exactly like the book

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I nominate Mads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mads is 58 years old
      Hold me bros

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me as Meursault

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