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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    idris elba as queen victoria

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    civ games haven't been worth playing since IV, and that's pushing it

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood this game you sent out scouts on auto, and then click next round until choice of tech tree pops up, then you keep clicking until the game is over.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes you get to make the scouts move away from the bad guys it runs into, or you unwedge them from a place they trap themselves into

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Try paying attention to any of the features in the game. I swear so many people play this shit and don’t even consider what’s on an actual tile, they build the improvements the map recommends to them and just try to build every building in every city, meanwhile the rest of us are making like +150 gold a turn at 0 AD because we actually make decisions

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not autistically minmaxing every last hammer and apple
      You're playing it wrong.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You CAN do that, yeah, but you can also get pretty micro-managey and play all strategic and sweaty and shit. The game has always supported a variety of play styles, which I think is part of its enduring popularity.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, an actual brainlet outting themselves lmao don't see that every day.

      https://i.imgur.com/HHk7PVm.jpeg

      Cast it.

      Impossible to make into a movie, you can drop 100 hours into a campaign like it's nothing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only time you will ever be told this:You are not autistic enough.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Play one of the simplest grand strategy games
      >"So you just set everything to auto and let the game play itself? What am I supposed to do?"
      Literal brainlet

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i really need a mount&blade mod that does this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      so you get put in a sandbox, pick up a handful of sand and let it run through your fingers, and then think "what the frick am I supposed to do here?"

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off back to Cinemaphile.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Op said cats it, not play it

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba as Gandhi

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tourettes Guy as the narrator.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Greta thunberg as president of europa

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I hated about Civ 6 was the art style. I liked all the new gameplay mechanics.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they don't nerf Canada. I loved being able to build circles around caveman-civs who wasted all their resources on War.

      >oh what's that? You're butthurt that I'm constantly in a Golden Age and at least 1 tech-era ahead of you?
      >what you gonna do about it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Canada
        >Cannot declare Surprise Wars or war on city-states. Surprise Wars cannot be declared on Canada. For every 100 Tourism Tourism earned, gain 1 Diplomatic Favor Diplomatic Favor. +100% Diplomatic Favor Diplomatic Favor gained from successfully completing Emergencies and Competitions.
        >ice hockey rink: +1 Amenity Amenity
        +2 Appeal to adjacent tiles
        +1 Culture Culture for each adjacent Tundra, Tundra Hills, Snow, and Snow Hills tile
        +2 Food Food and Production Production (Req. Professional Sports Professional Sports)
        +4 Culture Culture if adjacent to a Stadium
        Provides Tourism Tourism equal to its Culture Culture output (Req. Flight Flight)

        Wtf Canada is overpowered as FRICK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like the climate change mechanic. Natural disasters are fun but rising sea levels is just lame. And disabling it also disables everything else in that expansion which is extra dumb. If civ 7 is a perfect split between 5 and 6, it'll be amazing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I never played it because it looked like a mobile game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They want flashy mobile graphics...an they failed art is terrible compared to brutal5

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    N

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just reload the map until I find a good starting position and then reload the first village until I get a relic and then coast to an easy victory.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same. If you want to avoid dumping tens of hours into a losing map, you gotta know when to cut your losses. I always rush Stonehenge, if another civ beats me to it (the AI ALWAYS rushes Stonehenge because why wouldn't it?), I restart

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The whole point of reloading the village until I get a relic is so I dont have to waste time on stonehenge lol.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I rush Stonehenge for the free Prophet. What's the purpose of the relic? I feel like playing again, but I never cared much about villages.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Relic gives you +8 religion and +4 culture, basically ensuring you get the first or second prophet anyway and dont fall behind on culture even if you skip a few monuments.
            Then when you get the religion pick that triples yield of relics and then you rush mont st. michel which gives you a free relic with every apostle and then you win culture victory without ever building theater squares.
            Goes even faster if you build christo redemtor which cancels out other civs reducing your tourism once the internet comes about.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So you cheat

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        so does the ai

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        so does the ai

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can beat immortal with grit and a little luck but to beat deity I feel like I need to follow a guide and reset often
    my iq too low to beat deity on my own

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure you just science focus. The ai is never super efficient about building their upgrades in time, so you can get ahead of them around the mid/late game if you're nit zerg rushed

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >not zero rushed
        That's all the AI does to me on immortal. I'm able to get like 4-5 units out tops by the time the AI rushes me with 15+. I'm at a place where emperor is too easy for my while immortal is too hard due to AI cheats.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          do islands map or something that isolates your starting position

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      CIV is one of those games where when you up the difficulty the AI just starts cheating instead of getting smarter. Also if you spawn next to the Zulus or Huns or something on deity you're just fricked

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    King of Shitpostistan.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >keep releasing new sequels without addressing the main issue which is the AI is so bad at the game they have to give it the cheat codes to be competitive

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The real issue it is feels like you're playing against other players that are completely psychotic instead of playing against a real country or whatever.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SMAC > Civ II > IV > rest

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime sean bean asks me who deserves more credit than the wife of a coalminer I'm stumped for an answer.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There are other games than civ5?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pleb.

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