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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goggins as the ex priest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kill urself

      Just use people from Deadwood, honestly.

      who would be the judge?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no u

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, one exception.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          errol chjildress in true detective is just a lite version of The Judge, he even speaks like him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's far too old now, there's actors who could pull it off with the right makeup, I think Brolin would have a good shot at it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dave bautista

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just use people from Deadwood, honestly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about dishonestly?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    billy zane as the judge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BILLY ZANE HERE, DO YOU LIKE RAPE & MURDER??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you confuse Billy Zane and Billy Mays (PBUH)?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Even more "AmErIcA bAd" slop
    No thank you. I've had enough for the past thirty minutes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >takes place in Mexico
      did you even read the book, moron?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Controversial Opinion: Matt Lucas hits the gym to be the judge

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >described as perpetual baby fat having chromosomal disorder weirdo in the novel
    >artist makes him a shredded bara chad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek he looks like a marvel vs. Capcom character

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek he looks like a marvel vs. Capcom character

      >artist
      it's AI, morons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The artist is the one utilizing the AI, you prehistoric bonehead.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Artist
          >uses AI
          more like con artist

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How is that any different from normal artists? Explain.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you can't see it yourself i can't help you
              Devil is in the details

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, for one, he didn't make anything. A commissioner isn't an artist either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >described as perpetual baby fat having chromosomal disorder weirdo in the novel
      you didn't read the book you just watched some moronic youtubers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The judge is unsettling because he has a pig-eyed baby face on a male wrestler's body. In the saloon fight he picks up a man by the throat with one hand and casually crushes his windpipe

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seth rogen as judge

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are any of his skills really otherwordly? Outside of the clearly supernatural ones. The judge seems to be a learned man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real Judge Holden was described as a man of many talents

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's basically perfect at everything, shit that would take multiple lifetimes for a regular human to master. On top of being very tall and strong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >supernatural ones
      The only supernatural thing about Judge was that he didn't seem to age
      Apart from that he was just a huge fat albino degenerate who knew a trick or two to fool hillbillies and savages
      He was actually based on a real person - some brutal scalphunter from the Chamberlain's memoir

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The thing he does with the coin maybe that returns to his hand.
        Seemingly doesnt age.
        Also you could argue clairvoyance because he knows that the kid didnt kill shelby but left him at the mercy of elias.

        No one gonna mention him fishing the wretch out of the river?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's like lifting the meteor, hard to believe but not impossible.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't seem to age
        He knew how to make moisturizing lotion from tallow, shea butter, potash, and urine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thing he does with the coin maybe that returns to his hand.
      Seemingly doesnt age.
      Also you could argue clairvoyance because he knows that the kid didnt kill shelby but left him at the mercy of elias.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Also you could argue clairvoyance because he knows that the kid didnt kill shelby but left him at the mercy of elias.
        He knew cause the kid wouldnt meet his eye.
        Im guessing, but it doesnt take clairvoyance to read minds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just read the coin thing as a magic trick told be an unreliable narrator

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Basically every his trick should be
          read in such a way so at the end it will be even more terrifying to comprehend that this fricker did not aged in 30 years.
          Based book does those tiny little mindfricks with you.
          Like when i read it i google a lot of stuff, old words, anachronisms, things and crafts that seems have lost their meaning and purpose today due to progress to reach a paragraph where this albino devil fricker explains, as if to me - the reader, that it is he that deliberately erases these forgotten things im searching from that age, so i couldn't know what they mean today...
          Judge is war, judge is progress, judge is fire that burns forests so therer would be farms. Frick this book is great

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn, well put

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tossing the meteor anvil comes to mind, though I guess that's not impossible, just a feat of incredible strength. Considering the Judge probably hasn't been getting his squats and oats in during the gang's travels, the fact that he maintains his body mass and strength is strange.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >character is educated and strong
      >OH MY GOD HE'S SATAN HIMSELF HE'S A PAGAN SATAN WAR GOD SATAN HELLP
      and these are the same fools that think they're better than the average glanton gang member

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He first appears in the biography of Samuel Chamberlain (which served as the main inspiration for BM), who described him as
      >by far the best educated man in northern Mexico; he conversed with all in their own language, spoke in several Indian lingos, at a fandango would take the Harp or the Guitar from the hands of the musicians and charm all with his wonderful performance and out-waltz any poblana of the ball. He was “plum center” with a rifle or revolver, a daring horseman, acquainted with the nature of all the strange plants and their botanical names, great in geology and mineralogy

      he's far too old now, there's actors who could pull it off with the right makeup, I think Brolin would have a good shot at it.

      Brolin is a half year older than him though.

      Controversial Opinion: Matt Lucas hits the gym to be the judge

      While Lucas has a very good natural foundation, he's way too much of a manlet. Besides, his acting ability is questionable at least.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Walton Goggins
    >Private Pyle/Brendan Fraser
    >Mr Krabbs
    >Timmy Cham

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres Toadvine?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hanging around with Brown

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mongologgins

    Stop pushing this fricker everywhere, you slops

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omundson would have made a great glanton.
    Too bad about his health.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You virgins need to read another book

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moby Dick is one of my favorites

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sooo, is the Judge death incarnate?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even close.
      He's the nietzschean uebermensch, pure will to power.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like he is war incarnate
      He is basically what humanity is with violence.
      Tobin is a religion.
      They both fight for kid's soul in the end
      Guess who wins...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is man's urge to control the world through violence or science

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's God. Tobin was the devil hissing in his ear.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Judge is the force of nature Anton Chigurh wishes he was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he feels like the incarnation of war, in a horseman of the apocalypse sense

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except Death is the pale one, like the Judge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just a Prussian in a mutt world where basic sense of self preservation is alien
      Judge only seems like an incarnation of war because he is written and read by American ignorants who know nothing of history or nature.
      The judge is significantly less violent than the average jungle reptile or anything that lives in the sea.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prussia? To frick is that?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those tiny shits of countries that live near actual Russia

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those tiny shits of countries that live near actual Russia

          Militaristic super state that defeated Russia at its peak in a two front war.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >defeated
            Black person Russia owns your super state capital as a small trophy town enclave till this day

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair, Russia did encompass some elements of Prussian values in their education and military.
              Mainly that's the reason while their education is not fun-oriented slop with surface-level understanding, like in the USA or Western Europe.

              t. tourist from Cinemaphile

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s nothing now. You don’t need to waste brain space learning about it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Just a Prussian
        The book never states where the Judge is from

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is the dude

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanos as the judge?
    Really?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hear me, man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Was it always your plan that if you did not speak you would not be recognised?
      Unironically what did he mean?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That if he didn't participate and likewise didn't protest that he wouldn't be noticed or singled out

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh that makes sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The kid disappears in the middle of the book. He is never actually described doing any of the horrible acts that the Glanton gang does. We as the reader are unsure how comitted he was to the violence.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >We as the reader are unsure how comitted he was to the violence
          He probably wasnt bashing babbys head into walls but he must have killed and scalped several injuns and mexicans because otherwise glanton would have kicked him out and/or killed him.
          Also there are plenty of hints like the kid being described as already having a sense for mindless violence, killing the bartender for not giving him something for his sweeping, essentially being ready to die in a knifefight or kill someone rather than stepping into the mud etc.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure he is violent, but compared to most of the gang he is the most moral member. The few times he is directly mentioned in the middle of the book he shows some postive character traits like loyalty and mercy. This is why the Judge is disappointed with him at the end.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Among other things.
              Just before the climax where they start shooting at each other there is a bit where the kid has an arrow in his leg and Toadvine refuses to leave him behind (mirroring the like 3 other times the kid refused to leave other people behind in similar situations) and so shows similar loyalty.
              Also there's the scene where I forget who is is bathcat? who aims his guns at the judge after he drowns the dogs so directly displays mercy in opposition to the judge.
              I think it's mostly because the kid decided to stop imposing his will on the world and adopt a live and let live attitude.
              Which people like toadvine presumably never would.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you thinking of Toadvine threatening the Judge after he kills the Indian child? I'm pretty sure Bathcat just uses the puppies as target practice. Toadvine is one of the few who shows resistance the the Judge and Glanton, alongside Davy, the Kid, and Tobin. That's why those four survive the attack at the crossing. Unfortunately for Toadvine, he seals his fate by taking the Judge's final offer along with Davy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I got those mixed up.
                I took bathcat killing the puppies as a mercy though instead of glantons target practice with the barnyard animals.
                Doesnt he even say something like you son of a b***h or is that more driftover from the toadvine scene?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was toadvine

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just checked the book. Bathcat is described as drawing his pistol and calling out, but what he calls out isn't stated. He doesn't say anything else prior to or after shooting the dogs; he just keeps pissing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hm.
                You still lean towards target practice? Im undecided now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do. Bathcat just doesn't strike me as the merciful sort, and it makes the scene more tragic. Plus, the boy who sold the puppies runs after them, so mercy killing them may not have been necessary.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who was the one that scolded Judge for killing and scalping little indian child? Tobin?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Toadvine

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What if they come back?
    >They wont ride at night
    >Why not?
    >Because it's dark
    The book is really funny at times.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Part that makes me laugh every time I read it is when the barkeep refuses to server the Black person food.

      >Brown tosses Owens the gun, "Shoot the Black person"
      >Barkeep stutters as Jackson stands up staring at him "tell him to stop and sit down!"
      >"you better quit talking and start shooting!"
      >Owens starts to raise gun, Jackson blows his brains out
      >Brown picks up his gun "Most terrible Black person I ever saw"
      >They all start eating

      There are so many parts in that scene that 'set it'. The way Glanton just stares at the table right after taking his hat off and Owens starts that shit. The way they describe how they just try to avoid the barkeep and get the woman to make it but the fricker keeps interrupting.

      My favorite quote though:

      >“He rose and turned toward the lights of town. The tidepools bright as smelterpots among the dark rocks where the phosphorescent seacrabs clambered back. Passing through the salt grass he looked back. The horse had not moved. A ship's light winked in the swells. The colt stood against the horse with its head down and the horse was watching, out there past men's knowing, where the stars are drowning and whales ferry their vast souls through the black and seamless sea.”

      When I was hunting bear in the Gila, we were riding mules and one night I was looking at the milky way with a strong breeze whipping about and saw my mule just staring out at the sky with that unknowing/knowing look where we all wonder what the animal is thinking. Felt that quote right through me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I also laugh every time I read about glanton tying the mexican flag to a mules tail and lead it trought the townsquare just hoping to start of some shit.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By the way:

    https://variety.com/2024/film/news/blood-meridian-movie-john-logan-writer-1235980122/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya as the judge!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Rogan as the Judge.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le harrowing ultra-violent American novel
    >released the same year as Urotsukidoji
    Hearthy kek. Americans are babies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaj

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are also European examples of far more extreme stuff of the time bruh. Americans are just tiny little babies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There are also European examples of far more extreme stuff of the time bruh.
          Like what?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did I get filtered? I've read 35% of blood meridian and it's becoming harder and harder. The story is not that interesting... Wendigoon told me it was the hardest story ever told 🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literature pro-tip: never ever listen to pseuds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So there are two different types of books. One is junk food, it tastes great, doesn't last long and is kind of shallow in taste but really hits one certain taste bud hard. It's stimulating like that and junk food is ok now and then.

      The other is like scotch or a developed taste with a lot of depth. At first, it's just aight because you're expecting junk food. But then....you start to like it. And once you do, you will like it more and in a unique way that junk food can never be liked.

      So I guess I'm saying, read it once to understand the plot/characters/what's going on. Think about it. Then read it again.

      Then you'll love it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First time reading it is pretty hard but I read it annually now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are me, bud
      I start reading it and dropped at 25-30% thought it was boring
      But this is where the actual fun in the book starts because after a year i decided to read it again from the part where i left and i couldn't stop till the end
      It's the moment where ex-priest Tobin tells him how they met Holden

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read the Iliad instead or the auto-hagiography of Tamerlane. Both are more entertaining, both are more violent, both are more ethical, and both actually happened.

      Because he is the embodiment of force that destroys anything beautiful/unique/pure

      Nonsense. The man is an artist and appreciates finesse and team work and form.

      I don't understand either. I think I was desensitized to human violence thanks to media, but not to animal cruelty (not as common). I mean, the only brutal description that stayed with me was that of the indians throwing the dog in the pyre and the poor thing trying to crawl out of it with his melted eyes. FRICK THAT SHIT, man. And I guess some babies had their head smashed or something, idk.

      You should be very glad you don’t have to live as 99% of your ancestors.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back to breaking rocks with a pick, son

      Read the Iliad instead or the auto-hagiography of Tamerlane. Both are more entertaining, both are more violent, both are more ethical, and both actually happened.
      [...]
      Nonsense. The man is an artist and appreciates finesse and team work and form.
      [...]
      You should be very glad you don’t have to live as 99% of your ancestors.

      yeah bro I'm sure the guy who can't stomach a few pages of desert descriptions will handle the fricking heckin' Iliad just fine
      >you should be very glad you don't live like your ancestors
      meaningless boomer tripe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's bad. The author just goes out of his way to write about random shit with big words. The entire story is maybe 5 pages. I'm not making that up. It's all filler except 5 pages

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. stephen king enthusiast

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anon learns how to be reductive
        tired of this episode tbqhfamdesu

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I know is I want Skarsgard Judge
    Maybe Paul Dano as the idiot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      love skarsgard but no way man. it needs to be someone who is more energetic and can pull of a nasty grin. skarsgard can't do a menacing look at all. can barely open his eyes wide

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why exactly did the Judge scrape away one of the ancient Indian drawings on the stone wall?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All history is false, just a story that people tell each other to explain why things are the way they are.
      And if you control that story you can control people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he is the embodiment of force that destroys anything beautiful/unique/pure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very shallow take, he enjoys beautiful things likes dances and dancing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because he is the embodiment of force that destroys anything beautiful/unique/pure

          he enjoys beauty but only if it has his permission to exist
          clearly injun voodooshit ain't it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No ties in to the story of the harness maker.
            By eradicating the past he ensures that people today are not euchered out of their rightful inheritance, the death of their fathers.
            Like the anaszasi who built in stone and the current injuns who have lost that knowledge and cant live up to the legacy of their fathers.
            Like the son of the traveller who the harness maker murders, who never knew his father but all his life cant escape from under his shadow.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This what they do now with white people heritage: art, history...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think beauty is the thing he enjoys about dancing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dancing goes hand in hand with war. its a ritual. hence why you dance in circles, in groups, all the weird poses. all of it has very specific ritualistic meaning, which is often forgotten in secular cultures. go to africa or any native tribe and dancing is a ritual to them. ancient europe, its a ritual. its still a ritual in a way, just now its a mating ritual; but its still at its core the same as it was. a display of human power.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes that's how I see it, dance as an enterprise in organisational power, dance as a microcosm of war, of life, of stepping to the tune or else faltering and being trampled

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              exhibit B, hellenic war-dancers. in most ancient cultures, dancing had more connotations with war than with courting or love. the spartans were said to decorate their hair with bells and pieces of metal that would clank together when they shook their locks during their war-frenzy. you can see similar practices in other cultures; often-times attaching bells or clanking metal to weapons, armor and instruments so as to make them louder and more disorienting during their pre-battle displays of athleticism.

              thats another thing, his fascination with instruments. medieval christians and modern muslims typically do not use instruments during worship, in the belief that instruments are forms of idolatry since they are crafted by man's hands. the only instrument fit for God, in their eyes, is the voice of a human. many instruments also have their origins in war, much like dancing. virtually all bronze horns, from tubas to trombones, have their origins in the war horns of the germanic tribes called lurs, or the war trumpets of the romans, called cornas. the judge likes instruments and dancing because they are rituals to Mars, not because they are 'beautiful'. the Judge has a twisted sense of beauty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The judge is described as wanting to conquer/enslave/control everything. What better to control history than to erase all other versions except your own?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same reason for the whole chapter where the judge makes blackpowder out of some mush he found in the desert. obvious and direct parallel to the part in paradise lost where one of the generals of hell (forget exactly who, but i think it was adrammalech) invents fire-arms by raping and disgorging the bowels of gaia, which reveals metals, and twisting their metallic forms with hellfire to invent the first rifles. according to milton, demons would preserve these hellish designs and warmachines after they lost the war in heaven, and whispered their invention into the ears of men to seduce them towards war and mass human-sacrifice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It surprises me a lot nobody is fricking in that sculpture.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you have intrusive thoughts because of butt-parasites

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you caint be ALL mexican, that's like being all mongrel

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't get as who was responsible for the Yuma sudden attack on the ferry? A betrayal. At first i thought it must have been Davy Brown who run off with the supplies and money but then the Judge for some reason frames the kid as if he was in cahoots with natives and that Glanton would kill him for that.
    Was it a kid after all?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No the judge.
      He was mad at glanton for giving up his crazy conquest and becoming a robber baron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was just the natural order of living their violent lifestyle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The gang was destined to meet it's fate at some point, it just happened to be there. I don't think anyone needed to betray them. The Judge was just latched onto these people to see who would forge their own destiny and who would consign themselves to the tides of fate. The Yuma were simply the one group that finally caught them because they got too complacent.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A young Peter Boyle.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cast them into the fire

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most important question
    Who will play him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lance reddick... wait...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could get Levar Burton?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would be pretty funny.
          From kuntakinte to... that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ ME homieA AAAAAAAAAAAGH!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idris Elba,

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chris rock

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't really shocked by the ultraviolent acts against people, but the animal cruelty always gets to me. One of the reasons its for me come back to this book.

    >NOOOOOO LE HECKIN GOOD BOY PUPPERINNO

    Yes, yes, I know. Spare me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not trying to call you a psycho or anything but I kind of am. How does human violence not phase you but some senseless animal you have no actual connection to as it's not your species bother you? Come on now. I can't wrap my head around that. It's sad for sure but disturbing? Not really.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand either. I think I was desensitized to human violence thanks to media, but not to animal cruelty (not as common). I mean, the only brutal description that stayed with me was that of the indians throwing the dog in the pyre and the poor thing trying to crawl out of it with his melted eyes. FRICK THAT SHIT, man. And I guess some babies had their head smashed or something, idk.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Andrew Jackson was right.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            QRD?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Trail of Tears

              Total Injun Death

              ect.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah those dogs those injins burned at the end was brutal
          Wtf i thought natives love animals lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Watch Shogun there is a sailor being boiled alive in the first episode of the show

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christianxxx

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zased

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the word "Black person" said in the book like 6000 times?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They is four things that will destroy the earth: Women, whiskey, money and Black folk.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the lie?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does anyone who has read the book actually want a movie of it? Why?
          >OMG I can't wait to see which of my favorite movie stars is gonna play le judge!!!
          >It's gonna be so flippin epic!!!!

          The book is inherently cinematic but no one wants to admit this. It's prose has such vivid imagery and the storyline is incredibly thrilling and the ending could make for a Chinatown-tier ending in the cultural canon if done right. It's clamoring to be a movie and Cormac himself said it's perfectly easy to do it as long as you're not a complete idiot as a director.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idk if it could ever be made nowadays. Needs very long, lingering shots of the landscapes to juxtapose the sudden, gratuitous violence. I don't know if anyone goes for slow movies like that amymore. Maybe that's fine cause it could probably be shot on a low budget.

            Someone like Tarkovsky would've been good. And I think totally unknown actors would be better.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Really? That is the biggest challenge to getting this movie faithfully adapted? Lingering shots of landscapes?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All BM discussion is plagued by NPC's spouting nonsense talking points that don't make any sense.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're going making a series of this im sure. Savoring all sorts of bullshit like how they sat idle in the desert
              And of course there will tons of moralgayging and character reveals for those who had a word or two in the book, especially if they are a woman or a minority.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but it's the prose that make it great. Without McCarthy's weaponized autism and in Pedowood's hands this can become a Zack Snyder movie pretty fast. Also not everything needs to become a movie, just read the book.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glenn Fleshler as The Judge
    Judah Lewis as The Kid
    Walton Goggins as Joel Glanton
    David Dastmalchian as Toadvine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, one exception.

      Am i the one that thinks Pizza stole the last shoot out in TD from Blood meridian when they were in the boneyard?
      This fricker literally acted and talk like Judge
      "Come little priest"

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone who has read the book actually want a movie of it? Why?
    >OMG I can't wait to see which of my favorite movie stars is gonna play le judge!!!
    >It's gonna be so flippin epic!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see the ending done well in live action

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fake, here is the original

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Simply casting a bald guy as the Judge

    The Judge is a larger than life character that looks unworldly. In order to properly depict him, there has to be a ton of makeup, prosthetics and a bit of cgi. He is described as a 7 foot all albino baby. Simply casting a fat bald white guy won't be enough. The depcition of the Judge is what would make or break the movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such a Reddit take. just take a fat chubby guy, paint him as an albino and that's it.
      >CGI
      jesus christ, off yourself. Pure fricking Reddit. Cormac himself said the movie is painfully easy to make but that Hollywood is so incompetent. Someone like Glenn Fleshler with red contact lenses and white albino makeup is all it takes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such a Reddit take. just take a fat chubby guy, paint him as an albino and that's it.
      >CGI
      jesus christ, off yourself. Pure fricking Reddit. Cormac himself said the movie is painfully easy to make but that Hollywood is so incompetent. Someone like Glenn Fleshler with red contact lenses and white albino makeup is all it takes.

      Not him, but I agree a movie adaptation should be subtle about the possible supernatural elements right through to the end. He should be creepy, and there should be hints that he's not quite just a normal person...but CGi? Come on man, that's not really necessary.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. How can anyone that's not an insane person seriously suggest that? that uncanny feeling should come directly from the actor. I was leaning more so to D'nofrio but seeing his work on True Detective, I'm convinced only Glenn Fleshler could pull it off. No one else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, I don't think casting the Judge would be all that difficult, especially with makeup. All he needs to be is tall and kinda fat in the face and a good actor. Guys like Glenn Fleshler and Vincent D'Onofrio can definitely make it work. The difficult part would be actually staying faithful to be book which would be damn near impossible in Hollywood. Like 90% of the book would be toned down or outright removed which would destroy the purpose.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just make an animated adaptation

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy as the judge. tbh I haven't read the book I just know it should be a big bald fella so let me know what ya'll think

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is top left supposed to be toadvine or glanton?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its labeled, its Glanton

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's he a judge of, anyways?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The local chili tasting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, kid. Hush now. The man will hear ye. He's ears like a fox.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      of what specie pass for current in the markets where men barter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's a hint that he is a Mastema - allusion to the Hebrew angel judge/tempter/inspector/ of mortals who condemned sinners to hell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Penis inspection

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le white man is evil the book
    >Main antagonist is the white people conquest incarnate basically skinhead god etc
    No thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All races are portrayed as being evil in BM. Glanton gang is very diverse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The portrail of the indians make every white character with exception of the Judge (which isn't even human btw) seem to have the moral high ground by contrast, you have no idea what you're talking about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is a murderous butthole, the Judge is barely human but the indians are far worse.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched some youtube video of some guy with a drawn on beard pretending it was scary and violent and profound etc but it's pretty mediocre

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn have a mudcore gutterbro like Toadvine

    shit sux

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Taylor kitsch for toadvine could have worked like 10 ago

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The perfect cast is impossible now.

    Joe Spinell as
    >John Glanton

    Corey Feldman as
    >The Boy
    (F13 IV era Feldman)

    Clancy Brown as
    >The Judge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clancy Brown would be a good Captain White

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Clancy Brown as The Judge
      That gives me Carnivale vibes. That show had some McCarthyan vibes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clancy Brown is the ultimate "dude who should be more famous actor" between Bad Boys (no not that one) Shawshank and Highlander but he's lucky enough to ride those Lex Luthor and Mr Krabs checks to his grave. Respect.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Upper left: Jehnsen Ackles, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Costas Mandylor
    Upper right: Young DiCaprio or Hunter Schafer
    Middle left: Charles Manson
    Middle right: Charles Manson
    Bottom: Cristian Solimeno, of the "Highlander: the Source" fame. Alternatively the guy who played Rabban in DUNC

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The world isn't ready

    The whole movie would just be the Judge spitting hard truths and everyone shitting on Black folk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could do it like No country for old men and have tommy lee jones or whoever narrate certain parts.
      I'm convinced I could do it justice.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Rock will play Holden for diversity purposes mark my words

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know the boy and the judge who are the others

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tobin and the idiot

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vinny D'onofrio or PSH if he was still alive as Judge Holden, and I nominate myself in the role of Toadvine

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there really any question who should play the judge?

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as a person who was filtered my McCarthys writing style of not using apostrophes, can someone please explain what exactly about Blood Meridian is so unfilmable?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess cause people get raped and murdered constantly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cormac himself said it's perfectly easy to film it but that you'd have to cut down some of the violence and rape but even then he said that's besides the point. nothing is unfilmable. that's a cope for creatively inept filmmakers (hacks).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's filmable but it would turn out as a bizarre art film that has 0 mainstream appeal

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