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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    some gross Black person, probably

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ruining it once wasn't enough. They are coming round to frick it up again!

      I won't pay Soros' for propaganda but I hope we get anothE;R out of it.

      fpbp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I hope we get anothE;R out of it.
        Same. IAlso waiting on his 4 hour long rant on the new avatar live action

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They already made a live action Death Note and it was awful.

      Here's your Ryuk

      another one? wtf

      AGAIN?

      On a positive note, there is no way to frick up Death Note worse than Wingard and pic related. Even pic related was worse than Wingard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is that? I remember seeing the japanese live action years ago and it ended with L winning (but dying).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shitty live action drama with a frick ugly light. Also, Mello is a sock puppet.

          thats a hot take. the japanese live action dn movie and show are kino as frick.

          The live action drama sucked balls. Stupid fan girl shit. Movies were Kino.

          Why do burgers like Wingard? His death note and gvk both sucked hot ass

          Can you not read?
          > there is no way to frick up Death Note worse than Wingard and pic related.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats a hot take. the japanese live action dn movie and show are kino as frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why do burgers like Wingard? His death note and gvk both sucked hot ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      Also, I imagine most of the cast will be black and lgbtbbqtcp++

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they do cast a black guy just to watch you hypocrites seethe harder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What makes that hypocritical?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's a lot of schizo anons on this board. He's probably mad at the person in his head.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They already made a live action Death Note and it was awful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well several. There's also a JP version. Unless it ends with Kira winnning, it'll be terrible like how the manga kept continuing and got even more convoluted to finally beat Kira in the end.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kira deserved to die, the last episode was a well deserved roast.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No the story should have ended with his victory.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah every edgy teen thinks that... every adult with a brain doesnt..

            unironically the japanese live action ending is the best ending even better then the anime one... which is pretty wild to think about

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The last episode was the author rewriting Kira's character for the sake of "le ebil can't win". He made Light completely moronic for no good reason.

          I feel like Death Note definitely has the potential to be good as live action if they get rid of the cringy anime trope shit and have a decent budget.

          That said, what's the point in remaking it anyway. Hope it's a completely new story if this actually happens.

          >Remove Anime tropes
          The "death note" is anime shit. Making it realistic just leaves you with a regular detective movie about a guy who sneaks into various prisons around the world to kill people and somehow never gets caught on camera.

          >cringy anime trope shit

          frick off with your western garbage

          that's how you end up with pic related

          Kek. Dig the sleeves, w2c?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The japanese live action with L winning was KINO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Netflix Death Note is a shitpost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Name sixty nine things about it that are awful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Willem Dafoe was amazing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well they're guaranteed to not make a worse adaptation than that. Literally impossible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They never fricking learn.
      I guess in five years we'll get ANOTHER Cowboy Bebop live action version.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your Ryuk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thanks I love it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if he played Light? He could play an older version of the character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically he'd play the role well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He already played Ryuk you imbecile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He can play him again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't do tv

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Needs to be as ridiculous as the movie. It's definitely an enjoyable Final Destination copy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Light's screams and L's bizarre running aside, the movie was a huge bore though. Kinda sad to think it's by the same guy who made The Guest and You're Next, both of which were great.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Underrated

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    another one? wtf

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AGAIN?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    again? after the previous death note netflix garbage?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Death Note definitely has the potential to be good as live action if they get rid of the cringy anime trope shit and have a decent budget.

    That said, what's the point in remaking it anyway. Hope it's a completely new story if this actually happens.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese version (which I've never watched and never will) was apparently good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It really seems like it shouldn't be that hard to translate it to live action.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, they should simply take the concept of a death note and then make a movie based around it instead of trying to copy the names, themes or even events of the show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. The type of weebs who "care about accuracy" aren't going to watch it no matter what so you might as well do something unique with the concept. Especially for Death Note since it's already had two Japanese live action adaptations plus the previous Netflix one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          caring about the lore and the idea that a human can ascend to become a death god isn't really weeby though is it, it's just a neat idea

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          by that logic the lase western Death Note movie should have been a master piece because they removed all the original themes and didn't give a shit about "accuracy" to westernize it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t that basically what they did with the American movie lol?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Hollywood wasn’t full of talentless hacks, Death Note would be the perfect anime to adapt to life action flawlessly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah seriously. No big cgi fights necessary or anything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it were a korean or even chinese/french film I would say yeah, remove the anime troupes.
      But murrican only improved 1 japanese product and it was edge of tomorrow.
      I prefer bad movies with anime troupe that your garbage japamerican

      >based zoomer
      so Elliot Paige as Light? And he does tiktok videos under his Kira pseudonym?

      A-Kira was a copycat that appeared years after the first one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They should take out Misa entirely. She adds nothing to the story except as an excuse to introduce Rem.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The concept of a God falling in love with a human is cool, it's just Misa's character traits that are kind of jank.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Misa would fit perfectly in a western adaption, she fits the stereotypical zoomer e-girl to a t

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >sees someone unsuscribe to her onlyfans
          >kills him in an absurd way
          >pajeet population plummets

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            underrated post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Misa is devoted to Light. That's the opposite of roastie behaviour

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't call her a roastie and light is exactly the type of person an e-girl would obsess over

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're right and people who try to akshually you don't know dick and are dumb, smelly waifugays. The ONLY reason Mis was added was so it wouldn't get canned from Shonen Jump.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > feel like Death Note definitely has the potential to be good as live action if they get rid of the cringy anime trope shit
      Lol and replace it with cringe western shit? Here's your moronic light and Black person L goy, maybe this time we'll get some much needed lgbtqiaids+ representation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe weeb. He's talking about the moronic anime monologue, moronic over acting, and moronic lol so randumb

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anime shit will never translate to live action western shit especially under netflix hands instead off anime moronic tropes you get much more moronic western tropes and woke shit. Cope seethe dilate ywnbaw

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          t. moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >moronic anime monologue,
          Westoids do this all the time
          "Well mr bond im going to suck Black person wiener at the glory hole NOW DIE"
          >moronic over acting
          Haven't seen a good actor in 25 years
          >and moronic lol so randumb
          Can you give an example? I can point to every western comedy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get rid of the cringy anime trope shit
      Hollywood does this every single time they try to make a live action anime adaptation and it NEVER PRODUCES ANYTHING GOOD. People like you are the problem, you think that you can just take something and then completely gut it, force it through Hollywood's meat grinder, slap some fricking Whedon quips at every line and then make millions from an established fanbase, but all you did was destroy everything people liked about the original.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >take anime series because it's popular
      >hey let's remove everything that made it popular!

      Brilliant idea dude. It's not like anime keeps getting more and more popular while generic western TV keeps going down.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >48.3 dollars
        pathetic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's for the average anime film. Put all those bought together and it's a lot of money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, as proven by the first episode of the twilight zone reboot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Death Note is one of the few anime that translates well to live-action since it doesn't have any magical fight sequences or a ton of cringey moe humour.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cringy anime trope shit

      frick off with your western garbage

      that's how you end up with pic related

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ryan gosling as light

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Noah Schnapps as Light
    >Finn Wolftard as L
    >Sadie Sink as Rise
    >Winona Ryder as Ryuk
    do it negfligs!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe
      you forgot the other shinigami and shinigami light though
      also near

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Finn Wolftard as L
      holy cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What about E;R as L?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Probably too fat just judging by his voice

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s see how bad they can frick up this one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      which one will be worse, this or one piece? i think theres way more room to frick up one piece, but youd think the same with cowboy bebop and here we are

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It keeps happening.
    Though I hope they rip off the Japanese movie ending where L tricks Light by putting his own name in the notebook. Much better conclusion than the original.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. That ending was kino.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Death Note wasn't good as an anime and it will be even more shit as a live action

    • 2 years ago
      afatoldman

      >Death Note wasn't good as an anime
      Why do you say that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do you say that?
        the manga was better

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No. The anime OST alone is enough to say that anime is better.

  15. 2 years ago
    afatoldman

    I just finished watching the anime. I enjoyed it but have zero interest in a live action version.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer

      • 2 years ago
        afatoldman

        I'm Gen X.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it didn't work the first time they tried to beat this dead horse so I'm going to try again anyways
    holy shit just leave it be, also Pattinson

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Westerners don't have enough IQ to write smart characters/stories

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing Death Note is neither of these things.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Light: Dane Dehaan
    >Inspector Yagami: Liam Neeson
    >Ryuk: Benedict Cucumberbatch or Tom Hardy
    >L: Cillian Murphy
    >Watari: Michael Caine
    >Rem: Tilda Swinton
    >Misa: Bree Larson
    I DON'T CARE THAT THEY'RE TOO OLD OR TOO FAMOUS. DEAL WITH IT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ryuk: picrel
      Light: tall guy from Euphoria
      Misa: blonde girl from Euphoria

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Light is supposed to be a Chad not a weird incel looking dude

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dane is chad.
        don't @ me with Valerian bullshit. I won't acknowledge it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like Dane Dehaan, but he cannot carry a main role at all; having seen that one scifi movie be ruined by him and that eyebrow person was enough for me.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It won't work.
    The setting of Light "super smart chad" Yagami doesn't work with western audiences because smart=nerdy loser in the west.

    • 2 years ago
      Sage

      Light is a high psychopathy, charismatic striver. There are many of those in elite American universities.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The a-Kira Story
    Turn it into a miniseries, two-to-three 30 minute episodes tops. Show a based zoomer btfoing the Death God and almost winning at the end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >based zoomer
      so Elliot Paige as Light? And he does tiktok videos under his Kira pseudonym?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How Stranger Things Season 4 Was Influenced By The Rise Of Horror Anime
    https://www.slashfilm.com/872001/how-stranger-things-season-4-was-influenced-by-the-rise-of-horror-anime/

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elba, Idris

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ezra Klein would actaully be a great L. Shame he's crazy as frick and about to get blacklisted.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did the success of Stranger Things make Netflix totally forget that they’re in decline, why the frick would they throw more money towards an inevitable failure again?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stop making it about Light and L because we alresdy know what happens and it'll never be as good as the anime/manga
    >make each season or episode involve a different person possessing the note during various times in history
    >depict other bored death gods and only involve Ryuk Dafoe if the original author writes it
    >show how differently noble, evil, indifferent, and suicidal people would use the note
    >have someone take an "I am Iron Man" approach and use it without a secret identity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This would actually be kino
      Or alternatively they could just do the BB murder case or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>make each season or episode involve a different person possessing the note during various times in history
      They did it, it was that homosexual dracula movie

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    death note was jejeune 20 years ago, whenever that was. god damn its so tedious to even be aware of this shit

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot how many Deathnote films and shows there are:
    Death Note (2006), Death Note: The Last Name (2006), Matsuda spinoff (cut extra from 2006 Death Note movie), L: Change the World (2008), Death Note: New Generation (2016) (3 episode web series), Death Note: Light Up the New World (2016), and of course the 2017 Netflix Death Note film.

    Death Note Relight 1: Visions of God (2007) and Relight 2: L's Successors (2008) are a directors cut condensed version of the anime.

    Death Note (TV drama- 11 episodes, 2015). Death Note German audio drama (12 episodes from 2018~2019).

    There's actually a Death Note: The Musical if you can believe that. Hey Spongebob got one so why not?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gimmicky reddit anime for ironic weebs/normalgays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's good you're just contrarian
      It's better than the moe dragon maid bullshit that you watch

  29. 2 years ago
    Sage

    If I were put in charge of adapting Death Note, I'd tell a completely different story with totally different characters in a separate continuity, the only commonality with the original story being the Death Note and its rules + maybe the Shinigami. The concept and rules are the best part of Death Note and I think it's a waste to root them to a single story and cast of characters. Show me what happens when another genius with a different set of morals and social standing gets his hands on the book.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love to see a Tony Soprano-like character with a death note.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >has tons of fun with it at first and makes piles of money
        >realizes how insignificant his crew is compared to the power of the book
        >cue depression kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This literally happens during the anime. Mello teamed up with mob guys

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt they learn from the first trash fire?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >live action anime
    when will these brainless morons learn?
    live action anime just doesn't work
    period

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would work if they cast japanese instead of gaijin. Japanese people are youthful enough for it to work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The japanese death note movies are pretty good. Hollywood takes whatever goes into it and makes it soulless. They're too afraid to show a legit sociopath with no morals because they think they viewers won't relate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        American Psycho worked, but I guess that came out 22 years ago. Plus Light actually had pretty strict morals, he only wants to kill criminals, unless someone stands in his way

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Light had pretty strict morals
          Light declared himself a fricking god of his new world instantly and had no problem at all killing anyone who opposed him. He went for the kill on L the moment he saw him on TV in like episode 2. There was no slippery slope involved with this guy, he dove right in head first and laughed like a madman all the way down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      japanese live action aren't that bad.
      The kenshin one is good.

      But American live action adaptation are always garbage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japan live actions are usually pretty decent and harmless. It's when the israelites get their grubby hands on anime that it turns to shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3/4 of anime don't even have any over the top action or humor. It's easy to adapt a shitton of popular ones. They just keep fricking up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tom "last samurai" Cruise-san did it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot image

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Literally 1 good example. Wow dude you sure showed him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just shilling bro, not fighting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was kinda okay, and i really hate live adaptations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It can work if ((hollywood*~~ stays out of
      >casting
      >directing

      kenshin is a good example.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anime is simply impossible to adapt decently to live action. It doesn't work.

        To do it, you gotta remove the over the top behaviour and scene style. It doesn't work live action it looks stupid but it's also a key element of anime.

        You have to change the looks of characters. The ott outfits especially females raunchy sexual looks won't ever be approved by a studio and average people will not like it. But again its a key element of anime.

        To cut it short. Live action requires completely removing most of what anime is. This means anime fans will hate it. And without the necessary elements the story is built around and for, the story doesn't work well at all and sucks so the nine anime fans also hate it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The funny thing is, you can simply adapt the story. Think Edge of Tomorrow. You don't need to emulate the goofy over the top behavior. Subtle humor can transition well, and be the nod to a characters quirks.
          The problem is when directors try to imitate all the cartoonish behavior down to a T. It will not work.
          As for casting, that is incredibly difficult. You can cast someone who actually looks like the character, but then youll get the woke crowd riled up (Scarlet Johansson for example). In reality, those are the best adaptations, there is a reason why cosplayers can do a character better, of course when in films, producers don't need to use the exact same costumes and outfits. There are obvious anime series not set in Japan that could be adapted.

          Pic somewhat related. Japs just can't do blondes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            With edge of tomorrow that's an example of the level that can work. Bare minimum.

            It took a basic anime'esque concept and built on it. It's doesn't even look anime inspired at all. Nobody would watch it and think anime.

            They took a concept so they had more freedom to edit and Shape it into something viable for the big screen.

            But adapting an anime show is way more restrictive. You have to follow the plot line and the lore. The characters personalities etc. And you can't do this well without the styling of anime

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Edge of Tomorrow/All you need is kill was never an anime tho.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    leave anime and manga alone, Hollywood !

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anime sucks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anime is a medium.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A medium that sucks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More like a small

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Genuinely made me laugh, Anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what is this creature called? I want to know for the sake of sorting my images.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Meeper.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              thanks.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I just call it my "Your fetish is shit" Pepe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's called Meeper or Mepe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

      >psyop'd newbies
      Anime is life and soul.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      true even though I still watch it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >posts on ani anime baord

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    better have more shinigami world scenes than US city scenes
    the shinigami world is underrated
    early L death turning him into the shinigami that is lights downfall which turns him into shinigami so they become friends hence the apple scene at the end
    there, a twist that isn't too fricked up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      light becomes shinigami
      so does L
      near is the one that they fall in love with
      another twist
      give mellow shinigami eyes

      >humans having any chance at an afterlife in death note
      please no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >was filtered this hard
        there is implication that anybody who uses the death note becomes shinigami

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this sort of ruins the concept of the death gods being indifferent lazy fricks
          there'd be some former humans that are still killing all of the bad people

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ryuk probably lent a hand for all the apples

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    light becomes shinigami
    so does L
    near is the one that they fall in love with
    another twist
    give mellow shinigami eyes

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guy who magdumps light becomes seduced by the death note, with light being his shinigami

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stranger things studio
    (the one with all the crazy upside down shit)
    could probably do a decent job at creating an interesting shinigami world
    and representing different shinigami throughout history
    but nobody who actually wants it to be a success is gonna gamble it on my shit-tier ideas on this board so i'm just shooting them off

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i agree with the lack of following it true to the source material as long as they get the original writer to come together and not frick him over like

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know these live action animes would work alot better if they just took the setting and ideas of the original anime and added their own characters and spin to the story. That way weebs (or anyone with half a brain really) wouldn't complain that the live action is worse than the anime because of this and that.
    This live action boku no hero is a good example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oPMw8ftL6w&t=38s instead of taking the original anime and changing some characters races for dumbass inclusive shit like netflix always does atleast this way you can make new characters and a new setting and nobody would complain and it would be judged by it's own merits.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IF THE MADE SOMETHING ORIGINAL!!!!??!??!???!?!!??
    UMMM BASED!??!?!!??!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i dunno who they put in charge of this shit but they gotta be fricked if they can't think of some shit without coming to target audience and so on

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba as every character other than the death god who is played by William Defoe, the only good casting in the other shitty live action one.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who actually wants to use any of my ideas feel free

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    final idea: just hire me for some ideas bro i'm good for it bro honest

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix's Death Note: electric boogaloo

    also the duff brothers suck at writing villains, they're discount steven spielbergs and they'll probably turn Light into an antihero

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad Zac Efron is an abomination

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to replicate anime hair is the dumbest shit ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Before the netflix shit came out he was even slated to be Light, frick this

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ryuk finds another intelligent kid to give the book to
    >kid is a moralgay that doesn't want to kill anyone
    >after spending a while thinking about destroying the note he relents because he is afraid of the consequences of possibly offending Ryuk
    >recommends that if Ryuk wants to be entertained then to give it to someone that shitposts on /misc/ instead
    >/pol/-Kira kills all of the elites and the world turns into Mad Max
    >/pol/-Kira is also clever enough to abuse the mind control abilities of the book
    >nice kid indirectly caused tons of damage and is a post-apocalyptic hobo without remembering why

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rent free holy shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        go back to twitter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't want /misc/ kino
        most unrealistic thing about Light was that he only went after regular criminals

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the kid I told you about

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Misa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who is the chubby cutie?

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they'll unironically ruin it by casting actual asians

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy could have done it (The Man From Nowhere)

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's re-imagined as a comedy and every character is played by Adam Sandler.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of the anime haircutes, anime poses, anime *sighs*, make Ryuk look either completely faithful to the anime or just make him look like a pale creepy looking human, make Light be edgy but not cartoonishly edgy.
    Death Note and Legend of The Galactic Heroes are the only animes that can probably get a good live action adaptation if people tried as it's mostly dialogue drama, and not too much moronic shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Death Note and Legend of The Galactic Heroes are the only animes that can probably get a good live action adaptation if people tried as it's mostly dialogue drama, and not too much moronic shit.
      There are literally dialogueless anime(mostly indie stuff) about animals or humans working or walking.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but I'm talking about anime that could be "big hits".

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mads Mikkelsen is a shinigami just because

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it's going to be in burgerland it need to be in NY.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not in Las Vegas and controlling poker players and athletes for profit

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why not pick up some without any fantasy stuff? There's a lot of those.
    Oh right... i forgot. They just want to rice money on the popularity.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    again?

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finn Wolfhard as L

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet this time they'll make L an old Asian grandpa or something like Cowboy Bebop

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like western adaptation will try to be super serious, where as the original was cheesy and campy as frick. It was over the top grandiose but I'm willing to bet we'll get a lame thriller

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    make the protagonist D.B. Cooper played by Jon Hamm

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To do it properly, they need to let the original story rest. The anime already told it pretty much perfectly, and there are 2 Japanese films that retell the same story.
    They ***should*** use the concept to tell an interesting story since the world has so much untapped potential.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quick someone get E;R~

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >give a CWC tier mentally moronic autist the note
    >he uses it in completely incoherent ways that confuse the authorities
    >internet trolls learn to contact him and manipulate him to do their bidding
    >he makes spelling mistakes during crucial moments

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Starring Will Ferrell and John C Reilly

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This news horrifies me. They better not try to frick with Bebop again in 5 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they cast John Cho again

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Millie boby brown as Misa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The thought of that puts my sides into orbit

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kira writes donald trump's name in the death note
    >it doesn't work because his real name is Drumpf

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Light: The Rock
    L: the guy that played Huell in BrBa
    Misa: Kristen Schall
    Ryuk: Malcolm McDowell

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    isnt gorkalt klumpft in some manga sequel/spinoff?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, someone auctions off the deathnote and he buys it to never use it.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know Warwick Davis' face and name. What do you write?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stomped to death by a guy with steel caps in his shoes.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Netflix
    >again
    This time around L will be a 5'8 white incel, Light a black chad and Misa white, isn't it?

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your L bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would be better than anything we'll eventually get

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You already know L is going to be Jonathan majors or yaha Abdul whatever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It will be Donald Glover

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      when i see this guys face i just get angry. i cant explain it

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced that anyone that says they like Death Note is lying to appear more hip with the weeb crowd as the kids say.
    It's absolutely garbage that uses contrived logic so that kids can jerk off about how edgy and deep these geniuses are. L and Kira are right about everything and trick each other into perfect traps only to get out on a technicality because of how super duper smart their plan is. no stakes. no actual mystery or discovery, no deduction. they 100% no the next 10 moves and stretch it out because the plot has to go on for 30 episodes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you think like this you probably have some neurological disorder. It's not normal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DN is written for 12-13 years old kids. It’s literally a shounen. It’s supossed to be entertaining. A kids cartoon made you this mad, relax bro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The target audience were teenagers and young adults.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would have no problem if it were kids that think it's a good show, but it's like the entire anime community has agreed this is a masterpiece of the genre. I'm more mad about the droves of 20 somethings that tell me this cartoon is the best thing ever, as if it's some piece of art like Sherlock Holmes. And they specifically point to the writing and the story. infuriating

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holy pretentious teenager batman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You can't discuss death note in this death note thread
            try dropping one of your ten layers of irony and have a genuine conversation for once, zoomer

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If a teenager makes sweeping moronic generalizations he should be mocked until he gains self-awareness. What you don't understand is that your profound insights have been said over and over again by similar morons. This is why you lurk for two years before posting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >This is why you lurk for two years before posting.
                i don't give two shits what your homosexual friends on Cinemaphile have to say. it sounds to me like your coping that so many people have said had the same valid criticisms about your favorite cartoon. oh wait, i misspoke. i guess when everybody mocks your shit taste, those "valid criticisms" become "sweeping generalizations"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >as if it's some piece of art like Sherlock Holmes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if you think sherlock holmes is anything but a staple of British literature history, you're embarrassing yourself

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              read actual classic homosexual. you dont know what art is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                damn, savage burn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no stakes
      L literally dies you clown

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I feel like someone gave me crazy pills when people go on about how it's one of the best anime ever, and all the characters are super duper intelligent omg they're so cool I wish I was as clever as them. I watched the first couple episodes at a friends house and could barely contain my laughter, the writing was so over the top edgy and contrived. I can't fathom how someone could watch a full 30 episodes of that joke of a show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's just hyped because it's tame enough for more people to get into. Most anime is too weird for normal people to enjoy. Death note is relatively mild

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It hit that sweet spot between anime enough for anime fans to enjoy and normie enough for non anime fans to enjoy.
        So it got a bigger audience and more affection

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Time for more artificial shill hype

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tariq Nasheed wants to kill privileged white men but makes them buck break him in the bussy first
    >Ryuk gets disgusted and traumatized because he has to watch

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heh. Funny how you homosexuals post white person with "here's your L".

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Netflix already produce a Death Note? One with a Black person L ?

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the death note doesn't work on baby macaques

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you can't kill nogs and israelites with the death note because they aren't considered humans nor people

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My husband should be guest star in it.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *sigh*
    Somehow, the live-action Death Note returned

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>you know duffer bros make kinos
    why so skeptical?

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The story of Death Note is so good it doesn't really matter who they cast once they stick to the script.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a great story if you're a fan of shitty writing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the mcu made billions constantly and had writing ala "hurr lets just pull a time machine out of our buttholes!" death note by comparison might as well be a masterpiece.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Death Note is not poorly written.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess if you can tolerate contrived logic, asspulls, and dues ex machina you might enjoy it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True. Calling it poorly written is being too generous. A complete joke of a series that insults your intelligence would be more apt. Maybe it's because all it's fans are actual children.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's the type of story that makes people feel smart

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >nolan
              [...]
              >Inspector Yagami: Liam Neeson
              >Ryuk: Tom Hardy
              >L: Cillian Murphy
              >Watari: Michael Caine

              the only person that will get that close to deep complexities would be fricking nolan if he has 2 year to write it out.Only he can make convoluted deep kino work, even then most people are brainlets they loose their shit at anything requiring thought.

              >type of story that makes people feel smart
              then give it to Nolan

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >intersellar
                >*pokes pencil into paper*
                >le love transcends time and space

                >"""""""makes you feel smart""""""""
                I fricking hate normalnigs so much

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Found L

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is black.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    leafyishere as L

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Again? Well at least Netflix aint ruining Card captor Sakura or yu yu Hakusho so i don't care. And the cast will probably be the same one from stranger things.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are they desperate to try this again so soon after their death note movie was a huge flop

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How will they fix the massive plot hole or plot armor of the good guys? You expect me to believe the entire national security agency can't track a fricking sand Black person attacking people, they can't track guns and knifes without finger prints. AND YOU EXPECT ME TO THINK THEY WILL TRACK DOWN SOME EDGY TEEN KILLING PEOPLE SIMPLY BY WRITING THE NAME DOWN OF PEOPLE IN A NOTE BOOK?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no you don't understand they're just too smart for you something something deep commentary on morality something something great writing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the only person that will get that close to deep complexities would be fricking nolan if he has 2 year to write it out.Only he can make convoluted deep kino work, even then most people are brainlets they loose their shit at anything requiring thought.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >anything requiring thought.
          so not Death Note?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >nolan

          >Light: Dane Dehaan
          >Inspector Yagami: Liam Neeson
          >Ryuk: Benedict Cucumberbatch or Tom Hardy
          >L: Cillian Murphy
          >Watari: Michael Caine
          >Rem: Tilda Swinton
          >Misa: Bree Larson
          I DON'T CARE THAT THEY'RE TOO OLD OR TOO FAMOUS. DEAL WITH IT.

          >Inspector Yagami: Liam Neeson
          >Ryuk: Tom Hardy
          >L: Cillian Murphy
          >Watari: Michael Caine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's kinda believable. You gotta imagine if you were a detective in a normal world, no magic or supernatural stuff. and suddenly there's criminals just dying inexplicably. Wtf do you do?

      Irl police would be useless like in the show and it'd take a person who can think differently and outside the box to make any progress ie L.

      The way Kira fricks himself over is kinda silly considering his intelligence. Especially when he really just had to keep low profile and grey

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >write some fricks name down miles away no fricking connection with your, you simply wrote their name down.
        >they die
        >Cops figuring this shit out.
        >get rid of the notebook
        Now you gotta prove to the jury that simply writing someone's name is a fricking murder, it conflicts with one's first amendment rights.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cops didn't figure it out. L did. They just helped him abit. Without L they would've gotten nowhere.

          Could prove the book is legit by having it used in court on someone like a convict with death sentence. Also by having the judge and jury touch the book so they can see ryuk. That'd convince them of its supernatural powers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well they don't really. I mean they don't ever have the capability themselves. It's entirely L who makes their progress. The rest are just body's to be used by L

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Light: Ashton Kutcher
    >Inspector Yagami: Gary Oldman
    >Ryuk: Idris Elba
    >L: Paul Dano
    >Misa: Margot Robbie
    >Rem: Helena Bonham Carter

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cast them!
    Death Note in the Hood, starring an all black cast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my guys big wallace says he got this book yo, THIS MUTHA FRICKIN homie IS CRAZY!
      HE SAYS HE WRITES NAME AND SHITS LIKE SOME SORT OF GROCERY LIST AND THEY JUST MUTHER FRICKIN DIE.
      THAT IS SOM SCHIZO SHIT
      NO BRO I SEEN HIM DO IT, HE WROTE DUREL'S NAME BY THE HAMBURGER SHACK AND HE DIED FROM DROWNING IN MILKSHAKES.

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jamie Campbell Bower as Light Yagami
    Finn Wolfhard as L
    Joe Keery as Ryuk
    Millie Bobby Brown as Misa Amane
    Caleb McLaughlin as Near
    Gaten Matarazzo as Mello
    Noah Schnapp as Teru Mikami

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In 2022 they 100% won't get this character right. They'll change her character and make her more independent rather than subservient to Kira/Light

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blacked.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix already made a Death Note movie, you idiots.

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Light - Chris Evans
    L- Chris Pratt
    Rise - Amy Adams
    Ryuk - Chris Rock

    written, produced, and directed by the duffer brothers

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for:
    >high school drama
    >instead of sending messages through tv, now it will be tik tok, podcasts and youtube channels
    >no long and intricate machinations because burgers are stupid and can't keep up
    >light being timid and dumb again because modern writers can't fathom a young person who is not a braindead zoomer, most certainly a simp for misa
    >L will be black again and they will definitely include a love triangle between the 3 and the reason why light kills him is jealousy
    >misa being reworked completely, parroting sjw stuff, a zendaya clone from the spiderman movies
    >subplots about his father, the chief of police being a racist and a cuck because his mom cheats on him with a black guy
    >light will have a brother instead of a sister who is transitioning and wants to be a model so they give this guy and misa another pointless subplot so netflix can get more ESG points

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i still enjoy Death Note. It's just a fun and kinda charming show

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AGAIN? THEY ALREADY MADE AN AWFUL MOVIE

    AND IN JAPAN THEY MADE TWO MOVIES, A SPINOFF MOVIE, AND A DRAMA. NOT COUNTING THE THEATRE SHIT

    WHY DO THEY KEEP COMING BACK TO DEATH NOTE HOLY SHIT. WHY

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Benedict Cuckembucket as Yagami Light, Matt Smith as L.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for Netflix to...ahem...take another L

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Cera as light, Shia LaBeef as L, AIKA as Misa

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking amazing instead of doing it right the 1st time they fricking make a hamfisted frickstick adaptation now 7 or 8 years later we're back to try again.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Holland as Light
    Timothee Chalamet as L
    Idris Elba as Soichiro
    Isabela Moner as Misa
    Karl Urban as Ryuk
    Maybe pic related as some side character
    Shinigamis all played by Andy Serkis

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