>It was falsely advertised, he was barely in it.
Yep, it was heifer peirce brosnon bait bdh and the crazy guy from Hitchhiker's guide. Was really hoping for more crazy cavill scenes but instead it just turned into something else. It wasn't bad but its not at all what i thought it was gonna be. Glad i pirated it instead of going to the theater
That was absolutely bizarre. Any Cavill fan that goes to see it will feel hugely betrayed and not just not recommend to anyone but acitively recommend against seeing it.
Well, you see, a long long time ago there were these people called Pharisees...
4 months ago
Anonymous
Are you talking about the long nose tribe?
I really don't know.
t. Dummy
4 months ago
Anonymous
Ye pharisees were proto long nose tribe. Jesus fricked their entire religion and everyone hated them so they lost all their rules and histories, they had to rebuild most of it from the ground up and today is the result
The plot is that some frumpy chick writes a book about a badass secret agent, but it turns out she's a secret agent who got decommissioned, and her memories wiped, and everything she wrote in the books were old memories coming back. She gets her memories and does bad ass secret agent stuff again as a frumpy chick.
I liked watching this film because it had a cute cat. Even if a lot of it was CGI, I was always watching the cat in every scene, thinking how cute it looked. I would love to pet the cat and give it a cuddle. For me, it's a 10/10 movie.
>200 million dollars
Weird how it doesn't seem like it in the sense that it is garbage but at the same time it makes sense because it seems like it doesn't have any passion behind it at all. You can have a movie with a basic, dumb plot and make it gold by applying passion and style so I don't ding this movie for being dumb. With too much money you lose the magic you get when you don't have enough money to do everything you want "we gotta figure out how to make this scene work" and end up with "that shot's done send it off to be processed at the graphics factory time for lunch."
Matthew Vaughan is going off
why does he have 1992 hair
It was falsely advertised, he was barely in it.
>It was falsely advertised, he was barely in it.
Yep, it was heifer peirce brosnon bait bdh and the crazy guy from Hitchhiker's guide. Was really hoping for more crazy cavill scenes but instead it just turned into something else. It wasn't bad but its not at all what i thought it was gonna be. Glad i pirated it instead of going to the theater
That was absolutely bizarre. Any Cavill fan that goes to see it will feel hugely betrayed and not just not recommend to anyone but acitively recommend against seeing it.
Henry Cavill is box office poison
Queendaya is box office golden
>a moron
how to say you're moronic without saying
>I'm moron
Box office poison with tiny hands
Why do chuds always have tiny hands?
For an action comedy... that budget seems high.
That's because it isn't the movie's budget. It's the price Apple paid to acquire the movie. Those aren't the same thing.
>apple paid $200M for this
numbers don't mean anything anymore do they
it’s called money laundering
Explain this please
Well, you see, a long long time ago there were these people called Pharisees...
Are you talking about the long nose tribe?
I really don't know.
t. Dummy
Ye pharisees were proto long nose tribe. Jesus fricked their entire religion and everyone hated them so they lost all their rules and histories, they had to rebuild most of it from the ground up and today is the result
I mean, to a company Apple's size? Probably not. What's $200 million to them?
Never even heard of this movie
i'm convinced Cinemaphile makes movies up all the time
Dua Lipa dance gifs dominated Cinemaphile for three days in December, you snooze you lose. Very organic.
>title just means clay
>cavill looks goofy in the trailer
>have no idea what the movie is about from the trailer
it was doomed from the start
they subverted expectations again, didnt they?
as if I gotta ask?
Yeah. Cavill is in for like 10 minutes, Cena and Dua Lipa for about 1 or 2 minutes, not even joking. The movie is awful, no matter what.
>Brb going to bathroom and searching BDH on AZnude
if they had put her in a catsuit and just film her ass for 90% of the trailers the movie would've broken a bill
yeah,
Cavill is now literally bait and switch fodder
the stupid flic must've been to save the frickers marriage or something
The plot is that some frumpy chick writes a book about a badass secret agent, but it turns out she's a secret agent who got decommissioned, and her memories wiped, and everything she wrote in the books were old memories coming back. She gets her memories and does bad ass secret agent stuff again as a frumpy chick.
I liked watching this film because it had a cute cat. Even if a lot of it was CGI, I was always watching the cat in every scene, thinking how cute it looked. I would love to pet the cat and give it a cuddle. For me, it's a 10/10 movie.
if i didn't hear that Cavill was only in like 20 minutes total I would have gone and seen it
luckily you guys told me and saved me the trip
They did the same with Black Adam, and with similar result.
i'm still angry at argylle
>200 million dollars
Weird how it doesn't seem like it in the sense that it is garbage but at the same time it makes sense because it seems like it doesn't have any passion behind it at all. You can have a movie with a basic, dumb plot and make it gold by applying passion and style so I don't ding this movie for being dumb. With too much money you lose the magic you get when you don't have enough money to do everything you want "we gotta figure out how to make this scene work" and end up with "that shot's done send it off to be processed at the graphics factory time for lunch."
that came out??
Wasn't that a spy movie about a cat?
200 million? homie!
I want BDH to sit on my chest and read me all the Argylle books