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Attenborough's become such an insufferable fricking nag, it would be better for him to go sooner rather than later.
He's going to off himself before his noncery gets exposed. Britshits are so stupid. "My heckin wholesome old announcer cant be a nonce" Yeah just like Saville.
>n-no michael jackson wasn't a pedo he dinsu nuffin
Rumors have been building recently that there is a Saville-level nonce who is being protected but will eventually die soon and then the floodgates will open. There's a lot of buzz about David Jason, but to be honest Attenborough fits the description better.
If it happens it will demoralise the UK like nothing else.
Stephen Fry
Not quite old enough. The rumors say that this person will reasonably die in the next few years.
>all those documentaries and "save the earth" pleas the bbc will have to walk back on and bury when the time comes
They can't be looking forward to that one
If it happens while the tories are in charge it'll probably kill the bbc
He's probably a Zoophile as well.
and a lesbian
Unfortunately the time for avoiding a tarnished legacy is gone in that regard. Should have died ten years ago ideally.
t. Brit
Bam will live to be 151
>He has to see all his loved ones and firends die.
Ok that's better.
James Earl Jones, Bradley Cooper, and Patrick Stewart
Jack Nicholson
Gene Hackman
Bruce Willis
I thought Gene Hackman died years ago wtf
Jeff Bridges or Tommy Chong. They both announced they had incurable cancer years ago and have both been mums the word ever since then.
Nah, Chong's been out and about. He seems fine now.
Shatner
People say Shatner every year. I unironically hope he outlives Takei and Koenig (no offense Walter)
That said, when Shatner is gone, its gonna hurt. He's just too based for this world, it'll be like losing your favorite shit-talking uncle.
It’s Billy Connolly
Bob Barker
Clint Eastwood
Gene Hackman
>Clint Eastwood
I give him 5 more years at least. He's too powerful.
any vaxxed gay
We are due for a young talented actor or athlete dying.
Do they have to be talented? Because I vote for Pete Davidson
Mel Brooks
Terry Bradshaw
December 5th
Creepy Thin Man.
FACT!!!
I predict Harry Knowles will die before CreepyThinMan
CTM will die smothered by Harry's fat folds, afterwards Harry will die when his wheelchair collapses underneath him
It'll be a dark day when Harry's wheelchair dies but the important thing is it'll be finally free
1. Dick van Dyke
2. James Hong
3. Bruce Willis.
She's like an attractive Audrey Hepburn
Hello time travelanon. You sent yourself 8 years further than you intended.
Joe Rogan June 6th
Bobby Lee you beef with who is crazy hilarious & you frick with hacks?
Robert Redford, George R.R. Martin, Henry Kissinger, Maggie Smith Michael Gambon, Judi Dench
>Henry Kissinger
Evil never dies
Then Kissinger won't be long for this world
digits confirm
>Henry Kissinger
Genuinely thought he was dead already, what the frick
It seems like Britain is a country designed around noncery. Their biggest musician was such a nonce that he pretended drugs erased his memories, their biggest youth tv star was a necrophile serial killer rapist nonce, their king protected nonces, his brother is a nonce, their children's charities are ran by nonces, they don't have anyone on tv who didn't go to elite schools with a long history of noncery...
Prince Andrew is said to have shagged a 17 year old. 17 is over the age of consent, and therefore not noncery. Lord Louis Mountbatten on the other hand, was a proper nonce. Had a thing for little boys.
You say that, but our general public has a hair trigger with regards to paedophilia. It's definitely linked with our 'TERF island' status thanks to basically no-one wanting disgusting trannies near their daughters in the bathroom.
Oxfam on a normal one
If American culture is centred around Black folk, English culture is centred around pedophilia
Cliff Richard
Hello fellow white people, I am the famous SIR Attenborough. You may know me from my documentaries about starving polar bears because you have too many children and walruses commiting suicide because of climate racism. I have flown in (don't worry, my travel mileage hasn't cracked the 2 million mark yet) to remind you to stop polluting, and having no children - two very important climate actions you have to take right now, as I have done - just ask my children and grandchildren. My friend George will gratuitously foot the bill for my speaking time, so no worries about that!
i really hate them
I can't believe people actually fall for that climate bullshit. If it were real and it actually mattered, the elites wouldn't do what they do.
>I can't believe people actually fall for that climate bullshit
it's been over 5 decades of relentless propaganda
Muh heckin' world will end in 1973 if we don't stop using paper but wait a minute paper is good now, use paper but don't use the other thing.
>The world is overpopulated
>Britain needs Infinity migrants
This is how you know climate change is bullshit. If anyone was actually serious about Climate Change then no Africans should ever be allowed to live in developed countries. Climate change is about hating White people and loving Black folk.
he has that vibe of someone who visited Epstein's island
BAM
BIDEN
Predicting old people dying is boring. You need to predict a celebrity in their prime dying in a freak accident or something. Some death that nobody sees coming. I'm going to say Ken Jennings killed in car accident this year.
Will Smith, gunshot wound as a result of a domestic dispute.
attenborough and fry are nonces.
any post saying this will be upheld as prophetic
A lot of Thirdie projection ITT
Stephen Fry, died of a heart attack whilst raping his millionth underaged boy. His last words were "goodness me, i sure hate those white goyim!"
Quentin Tarantino is dying in 3 weeks.
Acute case of foot fungus on the tonsils
Jamie Foxx
Jimmy Carter AND Roseline Carter buy the farm this month.
Bet it.