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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather kiss a green screen than that ugly mutt Zendaya.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to say something about how pathetic that is, but then I saw and realized it's a blessing in disguise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly mutt
      The correct term is American

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No he had it right the first time. Mutts are as nu Americans as pushing homosexualry on kids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        always makes me laugh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too bad even green man wont kiss you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If I would kiss a CGI gf, I would kiss a CGI character who looks like an anime girl or a Disney Princess instead of a realistic Zendaya.
      Just imagine how the kids would look when a real person makes out with a cartoon.

      Holy shit, my hatred for the MCU is reaching levels I can't even begin to describe. The entire thing (besides some of phase 1 which had some practical effects and actual sets) is a fricking video game greenscreen, isn't it?

      They're basically cartoons (but with live actors so that people would still take them somewhat seriously) at this point.
      Disney should have made the MCU in hand-drawn 2D animation with the Disney Renaissance/Don Bluth style mixed with a comic book style.
      It would be a great way for Disney to keep 2D animation alive, to push it to new horizons, and to bring the ultimate conclusion to the partnership between Disney and Marvel.
      The CGI overload makes the films look too realistic to be cartoons and too cartoony to be live action films.

      If they really want live actors in their animated films, they could be partially rotoscoped similar to what Don Bluth did in Anastasia and Titan A.E..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >real person making kids with a cartoon
        That's literally the original idea for the Ralph Bakshi movie Cool World.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seconded, but when considering Zendaya's comments of the past I think it's most likely a case of he not wanting to kiss a white dude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thirded. Green screen girl is most likely prettier then the b***h below unless of course green screen girl is literally Zendaya look alike so....never fricking mind

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the full body condom that Naked Gun predicted?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well done my fellow boomer.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it would be funnier if he was kissing a nig

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, my hatred for the MCU is reaching levels I can't even begin to describe. The entire thing (besides some of phase 1 which had some practical effects and actual sets) is a fricking video game greenscreen, isn't it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not real moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it's just cgi wtf!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The morons over on Reddit were bending over backwards trying to explain this photo instead of realising it was a shitty 5 minute photoshop job.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no, chud. they weren't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >chud
        Back to

        [...]

        with you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's Cinemaphile almost always when this image is posted.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That's Cinemaphile
        reddit tourists

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You've outed yourself as an actual tourist, this thread is re-posted often with edited image to stop people from finding on the archive.

          [...]

          It's been reposted a few times this month alone and people reply in the same way until someone explains it's fake.
          Just because people come to this website or ending up liking it doesn't magically make them less moronic than your average person.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's got that gamer neck

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why thought? She's literally dating him, i just can't comprehend it... It doesn't make sense using CGI time and money on something so banal...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's fake but if you want to believe it's real then the reddit thread OP got this from says it's cause she was filming euphoria at the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Erm, just because they're dating doesn't mean he has consent to kiss her, sweetie. And no, it doesn't matter that it's for a film, he has to get permission from her for that or it's literally rape.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its has nothing to do with what would make the actors uncomfortable, it is about what is the best time management to be most profitable for the producers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >She's literally dating him,
      Wait, I thought he was gay.
      Are they really dating?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think they're both gay. Zendaya is richer, taller and more successful; and Holland seems to have the personality of a door knob. I think Zendaya is his beard and vice versa.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why thought? She's literally dating him, i just can't comprehend it... It doesn't make sense using CGI time and money on something so banal...

        They are totally dating. Hollywood would never have two costars fake date to cover up that a lead is gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very few actors actually date sincerely idk how old you bro but I figured this was common knowledge already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't actually dating, they are just pretending because their producers told them to for free marketing or whatever. Tom Holland refuses to kiss Black folk so that's why they had to CGI it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a shame.
        A film with live action WMBF would be too hot for the MCU, though.
        I love it whenever white men and white-passing men are paired up with black women and Asian women.
        I say this as a white-passing Asian man who had a crush on a black girl who looked like Zendaya during high school.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure the WMAF sex scene in Eternals was also CGI.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >asian male spending his time promoting race mixing on Cinemaphile.org
          Seek help.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            BMWF and BMAF are gross, though.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Any kind of race mixing is gross. It's sad that you seem to hate your own people so much that you want to see members of your own races lineage be diluted with that of Black folks.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't seen much of AMBF but I prefer white men fricking black women and Asian women.
                I have no gf now but I'm hoping the next gf I get is a cute Asian tradwife.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, but you still want the descendants of members of your own race to be diluted with that of a foreign race, and having them be less Asian, which is creepy and weird.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >white-passing Asian "man"
          you're transgender AND transracial?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A film with live action WMBF would be too hot for the MCU, though
          we already have that with Guardians of the Galaxy. Green is the black of space

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Variety sat down with Holland to share some details of the upcoming titular superhero film, Spider-Man: Far From Home.
    >EB: MJ was greenscreened.
    >TH: Haha, was it that obvious?
    >EB: So how'd you do it?
    >TH: Now you're all wondering how I managed to pull that scene off, and the answer lies in good ol' fashioned Hollywood magic. From new, amazing technology, I was filmed in front of a green screen
    while the black actor was filmed elsewhere.
    >EB: Right.
    >TH: Then my image was put together with the black person's image later in post production.
    >EB: Post production?
    >TH: That's right. Due to modern miracles I was able to record that scene safely on a secured sound stage, while the black actors were actually filmed many miles away.
    >TH (laughing): I was never in harm's way for a moment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss Trevor every day

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was this a re-shoot she wasn't available for or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holland, like any otgher normal person, would rather kiss a green thing rather than a baboon

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO Holland will then put up a wall in his scenes with Sydney Sweeney's at SONY

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm stuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no gf(greenfriend)

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    huh?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way someone actually believes this is real right ?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Holland is a manlet with a CGI cartoon for a gf
    He's literally me.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did they greenscreen an ape into that scene?
    (and yes I AM racist)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they had their reasons

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I was never in harms way for a moment isn’t technically wonderful

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know it’s fake but it’s a pretty good job to whomever made it

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just woke up from a dream in which I watched MCU Spider-Man 4.

    For some reason I didn't catch on to it being a dream despite the fact that the movie opened with a scene of Peter getting ready to eat out MJ, with a clear shot of her pussy.

    Beyond that it was a bit more reasonable, with the fragment of the Raimi Symbiote ending up in MJ's possession, turning her into something like the MCU version of Spider-Gwen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a pretty wild dream anon. I don't blame you for not realizing how bizarre and fake it was because of the absolute state of big hollywood movies

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/comments/vya1oq/in_spiderman_far_from_home_2019_the_bridge_kiss/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even though that might be true, I can't help but feel mutt girl's bad attitude towards whites played a role

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU DON'T WANT TO KISS THAT MUTTOID PETER
    >KISS ME FOR THE PURITY OF WHITE RACE
    I thought Raimi had forgotten this subplot between Spidey and Green Goblin.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Zendaya was a Green Screen.
    Folks, I think we know who was the REAL Green Goblin there.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Hollywood's rules. Kissing another actress is a form of sexual harassment, so that technique is used because staff slaves are not human.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so the planet of the apes was on earth after all

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The green guy is even holding onto tom. That guy is so fricking gay lmao

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