Challenge: Remake Sopranos but it takes in India. What would the plot, characters, and setting look like.
Challenge: Remake Sopranos but it takes in India. What would the plot, characters, and setting look like.
Challenge: Remake Sopranos but it takes in India. What would the plot, characters, and setting look like.
Slo-mo confrontations with flashes in front of a wind fan everywhere.
>Tony is in charge on sanitation
>That's the entire show
>No sanitation
>Tony is head of the call center
>Phil Leotardo turns into a statue of Ganesh
>Judge, how can Tony Soprano be in charge of sanitation if all our streets are overflowing with shit?
>You are not going to believe this
>Vitordeep is a COW EATER
>Oh!
>What did you say?
>We were in the temple, someone spotted him eating a cheeseburger by the Ganges.
>vitordeep sangupta is a beefmuncher
LAKSHMI CAN YOU PLEASE NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
YOU ARE SLEEPING WITH THE FISH NOW YOU BLOODY BASTERD GUY
FORGET ABOUT IT
The Shitpranos
give me 1,000 RS
Redeem the voucher benchod bitch
>The DiMeo family just runs a call center and tea farming operation
>meadow is dating an untouchable
>whenever they make a score
"Good morning sirs!"
Tony Sopranjeet has panic attacks because he realises the meat he just ate was beef
SAMOSAS OVA HERE!
these two already look indian
>and what if he wanted to become a muslim? what difference does it make?
Good sirs, I am like the bad Midas, all the shit I touch turns to shit.
>DO NOT REDEEM THE GABAGOOL SIR
>Gigi dies taking shit on the street
Tone, guy takes a shit on the toilet and dies of a heart attack. Vishnu bestow prudence on all of us!
All of Tony's illegal activities consist of a Microsoft support call center scam.
THE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD, sir
>REDEEM THE VOUCHA!
>It's a Meadow fucks a Paki episode
Funnily enough it still takes place in New Jersey
you're supposed to push webistics
This would be the intro music as Mr Sopranjeet drives around Mumbai
Whats the India equivalent of New Jersey?
New delhi
Bihar
Yeah I guess if you want to do a crime setting you have to do it in bihar or uttar pradesh
New Jersey
India
India is the New Jersey equivalent of the world
It would be the episode where Tony has food poisoning and goes diarrhea the whole episode except there would not be the nice bed or the house or indoor toilet.
it would be better if his house was lavish and while hes grunting and shitting a shitty bollywood movie song thing is playing on a massive sony tv
fucking wannabe dothead
>It's the jaaaaaaackeet
>THIS JACKET IS LEATHER YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD
Which India ethnic community are equivalent to Italians? Tamils, Punjabis, Bengalis?
Jats maybe
1. How can she hit?
2. She was a benchod
someone do a funny about pie-o-my and how it was really about killing the whore
there's got to be a good joke to make about this scene but i cant think of one
Its exactly the same. Italians are descendants of Indians.
bobby would 100% be a sihk bro who posts on pol
>junior would reminisce about how great british india was
VITO DO NOT REDEEM THE PENIS
AJ would have a depression episode where he wants to convert to Christianity and rejects his arranged marriage. Tony slaps him around like a pinball while his three generational home of women stand around screaming
holy shit thats funny
it would be even funnier if aj was depressed because his family refuses to use a toilet
AJ hangs himself like that guy in 3 Idiots
More like he falls in 'love' with a girl who can't afford a proper dowry.
And Tony refusing to set a price on Meadow's dowry or keeping it ridiculously low regardless of the riches he lives in because he works in sanitation and doesn't earn that much.
Sanitation was a fake job for him. In India, so many govt employees have good salary while not showing up for their job. They usually have some other side hustle along with their no-show govt job. I remember a friend telling me that the govt clinic doctor in his village was always absent. Turns out the doctor was running a profitable private clinic somewhere else while collecting govt salary.
Vito gets caught at a Mosque
Good morning sirs