>chappelle orders "hard boiled egg" because he doesn't trust the chefs hygiene since they don't touch it

>chappelle orders "hard boiled egg" because he doesn't trust the chefs hygiene since they don't touch it
>he's so low class he thinks a hard boiled egg is actually a soft boiled egg
>the waiter somehow senses he's dealing with a pleb and actually gets him a soft boiled egg
>chappelle doesn't even notice he gets something he didn't order
lol

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well he is black

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He called this a 'hard boiled egg' and somehow the waiter knew what he meant

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They probably just edited out him correcting the order or getting the wrong thing you moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that shit makes my stomach turn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why?

          For me it appears like it's close to eating raw eggs. I don't like mine runny at all

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Being picky with food is linked to autism, chud.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So steakBlack folk and their fascination with telling others how overcooked their medium rare steaks are and how blue is the only correct way to eat steak are autistic?
              I kinda thought so, good to know.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of course. Autistic people have issues with textures. Have you ever heard a steakBlack person talk?
                >muh raw meat texture is so much better

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I just need to scratch an itch, are you british?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Raw eggs are perfectly safe to eat and are quite healthy
            And no you dont eat the shell you sperg

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I can't eat eggs unless they're scrambled. unless I want a 2 hour long tummyache.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh so youre dygenic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if somebody pisses me off i make sure to eat a ton of eggs before i see them next. my egg farts are absolutely vile

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Same. I have a tin of baked beans and three eggs to load up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Over easy is the best way to consume eggs. Omelettes are good too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Same. I'm not picky, and I've eaten runny yolk several hundreds of times in my life, but it's kinda fricking gross

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How can you unironically eat hard boiled eggs? They have practically no taste.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              with mayo

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yea the taste is mild but they have a nice texture. You put salt on it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Put a little salt on it with each bite. Honestly perfect.

                the hell this is a first for me

                How can you unironically eat hard boiled eggs? They have practically no taste.

                they have taste but i dont like em

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Put a little salt on it with each bite. Honestly perfect.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yea the taste is mild but they have a nice texture. You put salt on it

                This is better done with a soft boiled egg.

                with mayo

                So basically destroy the yolk and then desperately try to add in back in, got it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >soft boiled egg
                Hard boiled all the way.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >cannot discern the flavor of an egg
              Shit tier palate

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you make them right and don't frick the yolk up, they taste delicious. Especially if you use duck eggs. I like to give them a roll in a mix of salt and pepper before eating. Perfect midnight snack.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick I've got no eggs in and you c**ts are making me hungry

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm eating eggs right now. 🙂

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. I feel like people only eat runny eggs because it makes them feel manly. They don't actually like it. They like the *idea* of it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I like dipping my toast in the yolk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Raw egg in a beer is god tier

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          eggs & soldiers are based you fricking subhuman mutt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nonwhite post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          feels good being a norther Italian BVLL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love hard boiled eggs with mayo, but there's a special place in hell reserved for people who eat them like this... just man up and drink it raw ffs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The flavors are more apparent if the egg is slightly heated, therefore soft boil > raw.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The flavors are more apparent if the egg is slightly heated, therefore soft boil > raw.
            shyt wypipo say

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Shit that is factual, hence the smart race (whites) say it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >boiling egg-white but leaving the yolk soft, raw and tasteless
                >smart

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >raw
                It's not raw.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not raw, you're fricking moronic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah dude, you then toast some toast til it's a little harder than usual, butter that shit up, cut it into thin sticks (little less than an inch wide), and dip them in the egg. It's called eggs and soldiers as another anon mentioned, and s'good.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >toast some toast

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Bread in a toaster til it's crispy and brown.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I love hard boiled eggs with mayo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He surely means hard boiled chopped up, add salt and pepper and then paprika makes a great sandwich.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And mayo*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I love mayon eggs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          theyre smooth, silky, and tasty very kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        did he at least order soldiers with it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think black people know toast soldiers anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a hard boiled egg isn't runny, a soft boiled egg is. OP is just a turbo-autist gay who gets enraged by tiny tiny details absolutely no-one else could possibly care about

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person gets money due to international israelitery
    >doesnt stop being a dumb uncultured nigg
    Wow, who would have guessed that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, the Hollywood israelites were literally after his blood after he quit Chappelle show and Black listed him for a decade after he returned.
      ... why are they helping him again.
      There is certainly shit to criticize about Chappelle but this 'le Hollywood israelite' shit just shows your fricking ignorance.
      > also he is literally a muslim

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he wasn't blacklisted. he chose not to do any shows or movies. he's a house Black person who would never name the israelite. everything that israelites have done to him, he's blames on normal whites. his gay mentor was the same way. mooney got screwed and humiliated by israelites his entire career and blamed it all on whitey.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You see anon, when you are actually a successful person that people set aside time to interview, you no longer have to care about the difference between a soft or hard egg. Because you have power, and regardless of what egg he said the chef better cook him the correct one, wagie. Powerful people leave worrying about such trivialities to the unwashed masses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao homie lets be real dave is just a fricking jester

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >envying and glorifying power this much that you obviously don't have
      Very low class. Like discussing money

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    autism

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick you order anything at all if you don't trust the chefs hygiene? Dave is a real step and fetch.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://soranews24.com/2016/11/30/we-try-all-you-can-eat-raw-eggs-for-730-yen-turns-out-to-be-way-better-than-it-sounds/
    Would Cinemaphile go for all you can eat eggs?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >famous and successful black comedian
    >durr I’m still better cus I’m jelly poor white trash

    why did you even make this thread you gaymotron? Get The frick out of Cinemaphile and back to your rancid fart in a clown car echo chamber containment board.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you watch porn?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cus your mum is too busy most nights

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Too busy fricking me

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The black "white people are so unhygenic and stinky omg" meme infuriates me. Half the black people I interact with smell bad. Not showered, not washed clothes, bad. A good chunk of them try to cover it up with massive amount of perfume/deodorant. The other half reek like marijuana.

    It also infuriates me that they pretend to be a "people of the Earth, natural" and have literally zero interaction with nature, are repulsed by it. Between literally freaking out if a bug gets on them, not knowing how to swim and complaining about "white ppl be fukn with nature and shit".

    I was not born racist, I had racism thrust upon me repeatedly and forcefully, so much so it feels like there will be a test when I die, with 1 question on it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Half the black people I interact with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      think you quoted a bunch of things that you made up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blacks do be smellin bad tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its people of black, chud

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >egg knowledge is a matter of class

    wew this is moronic

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Or he noticed and just let it go or more likely they changed it during a cut or something. No tv show is one continous shot.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the egg is quite possibly nature's most perfect fruit.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw jerry seinfeld felt the need to edit the clip to leave this part in to take a subtle stab at dave chappelle
    >tfw there are people autistic enough like OP to notice this
    man the world is fricking weird bros

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do I cook an egg like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bring it to the boil then take it off the heat and let it sit in the hot water for 10mins

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soft boiled eggs are great but you just dump it in a teacup and mix it up then crumble up a buttered, toasted English muffin into the cup and eat it with a spoon.
    Very good with orange juice

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he's so low class he thinks a hard boiled egg is actually a soft boiled egg
    A low class person would absolutely notice, moron.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry israelitefield

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love egg sandwiches so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same but I don't like what it does to my butthole

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he's so low class he thinks a hard boiled egg is actually a soft boiled egg
    They are literally the same dish one is just cooked more.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's deviled.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >here's a smelly egg with a bunch of nasty mayonnaise foul smelling shit on top of it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        mayonnaise is literally just egg paste

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I'd give anything for a tartare with egg right now...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >french people be like "bon oui this raw meat and raw egg is fire"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tartare
        >french
        the origin of the steak tartare comes from the east, you fricking swine

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there two threads up about eggs?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which one would you prefer, having more money that you could spend and basically frick any woman you see on the street, or be a fine connoisseur of which egg is which? Don't answer, you seething, coping incel, and keep on seething on.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No chef would say hard or soft boiled. It's just hard or soft cooked.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you wanna eat soft-boiled egg, atleast make it interesting like the chinks do, marinade it in tea, tiger piss or whatever...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They do this in little boy piss

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your mom does little boy piss

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs are gross. Chicken meat is kind of gross. Idk why people eat these shit tier animals

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile reporting in, claim your egg.
    For me, it's 7

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      12chad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      between 8 and 9, maybe 10, but anything above is too dry

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry Seinfeld is an horribly interviewer. He always looks awkward and uncomfortable like he's permanently afraid of something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably has skeletons in his closet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is close to being autistic

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jelly?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't trust chef
    >the chef can't even make a soft boiled egg
    OP you look kinda moronic

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    black people dont wash their ass because they think its gay, they also clean their chicken with bleach

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yt people do eat weird things, you would never catch a Black man or brown man eating pic related, that is some nasty yt people shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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