took me a few years of peer pressure in college till I could appreciate beer, and I still can't and will never stand IPAs and the new sours that are all the rage amongst basedgoys
wine and vodka is fine tbh no reason to force yourself with something else
Must be nice. I work outdoors for roughly $15.00 an hour. My standard of living is pretty grim and I technically am homeless too as I'm living out of my car. I wont be much longer, though. Few months and I'll have enough to put down a first and last month on a condo and be living just as good as a neet in his parents basement
My parents raised me to never accept help from anyone and to stand on my own feet like a man. I could have begged for a housing subsidy and taken food stamps but I'm a man, not a parasitic leach. And if the previous statement wasnt clear enough yes I'm white.
is it being a leech to take out money from your own bank account? you already paid the taxes, now get them back, that's literally the whole point of them
housing subsidies and vouchers aren't even real, people spend decades trying to get them. you might be legitimately moronic for making $15/hr and not getting on ebt though.
i had to apply 4 times just to get approved and that drug on an extra 2 months
in that time i could've really kicked the bucket outside, as it was -14F
the amerishart system is designed to avoid letting actual taxpayers make use of this sometimes
>character comes home >actually goes to the gym >then comes home >takes edibles >goes for a walk while they kick in >comes back and cooks himself a meal and watches kino
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an butthole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fricking b***hy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fricking say something.
Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
>I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did. >We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an butthole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great. >But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fricking b***hy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fricking say something. >Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you." >All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried. >Do with this information what you will.
>doesn't immediately run to the bathroom to piss and take a shit >doesn't take off their pants and scratch their balls >doesn't check for any new porn kino on PornHub and jack off right there
forgot to mention im not a burger so i don't exclusively drink soda haha. just one sugar free one per day max. otherwise its water and milk for me yum yum haha
I could easily go alcohol free for a long long time. It just makes me feel too bad for the benefits to be worth it. I only drink specifically if I will drink for an entire night, the concept of a few are not worth it for me. I probably average once a month.
>nerdy guy dates the hot cheerleader chick at the end of the movie >nerdy girl dates the hot jock dude at the end of the movie
Who the frick wants to se that shit. losers belong with losers stay in your fricking lane
>character has a job
>character has a cold machine
>character has
I've never cracked open a cold one
why?
never even tried it
you live in one of those gay countries?
yea
beer tastes awful
all alcohol except super sugary shit does until you acquire the taste
i like wine and vodka but beer doesn't make it for me, no matter how much i drink
took me a few years of peer pressure in college till I could appreciate beer, and I still can't and will never stand IPAs and the new sours that are all the rage amongst basedgoys
wine and vodka is fine tbh no reason to force yourself with something else
you just have to find the right kid of beer for your taste
>you just have to find the right kid
never change Cinemaphile
Some beer tastes awful. However nothing beats the taste of a cold, crisp well-carbonated macro.
i am a neet again
How are those job applications coming along anon
haven't started yet, just got let go today
>just got let go today
for what?
I told them my pronouns
they said i have made a mockery of the establishment and asked me to leave
same, i quit my job
Same as it ever was
Must be nice. I work outdoors for roughly $15.00 an hour. My standard of living is pretty grim and I technically am homeless too as I'm living out of my car. I wont be much longer, though. Few months and I'll have enough to put down a first and last month on a condo and be living just as good as a neet in his parents basement
do americans really live this way? why isn't your government helping you? aren't you white?
My parents raised me to never accept help from anyone and to stand on my own feet like a man. I could have begged for a housing subsidy and taken food stamps but I'm a man, not a parasitic leach. And if the previous statement wasnt clear enough yes I'm white.
is it being a leech to take out money from your own bank account? you already paid the taxes, now get them back, that's literally the whole point of them
housing subsidies and vouchers aren't even real, people spend decades trying to get them. you might be legitimately moronic for making $15/hr and not getting on ebt though.
>why isn't your government helping you?
that's communism anon
i had to apply 4 times just to get approved and that drug on an extra 2 months
in that time i could've really kicked the bucket outside, as it was -14F
the amerishart system is designed to avoid letting actual taxpayers make use of this sometimes
i never stopped being one
>character comes back home from work
>doesn't get drunk until he passes out
comes back home from work
> doesn't get high and goon for 3hrs to Brazilian ass worship porn.
Moonshine only, warm shine > beer
>he doesn't stare at a blank screen until he realizes he's staring at a blank screen
thats what black mirror is about
Name 48 examples.
>2020 actually happened
>crack open a cold one as soon as you come home from work
sounds like alcholism, anon.
I jerk off after work, I don't drinj
~~*Alcohol*~~
~~*pleasure*~~
>character comes home
>actually goes to the gym
>then comes home
>takes edibles
>goes for a walk while they kick in
>comes back and cooks himself a meal and watches kino
>character applies for entry level job during recession and layoffs
>character comes home from work
>he doesn't have sex with his girlfriend
Immersion ruined
I work remote. I would never drink beer on my own, that's peak degeneracy. I hate losers
>character comes back home from work
>he doesn't immediately jerk off
imagine drinking
don't have to
>character comes home from work
>doesn't beat his wife senselessly
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an butthole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fricking b***hy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fricking say something.
Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
Do with this information what you will.
nice story you little b***h
>I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
>We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an butthole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
>But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fricking b***hy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fricking say something.
>Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
>All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
>Do with this information what you will.
>a married man, with kids, has troony gifs from /misc/ saved on his computer
yeah, I don't believe you. seethe harder, chuddy
this ol' pasta... been awhile since i seen it
Nice to see it still get newbies after all this time
ol reliable
I don't like alcohol, I just like to be wasted
imagine newbieging
>doesn't immediately run to the bathroom to piss and take a shit
>doesn't take off their pants and scratch their balls
>doesn't check for any new porn kino on PornHub and jack off right there
i don't drink alcohol because i'm a pussy but i do open a cold can of pepsi after work 😀
Even worse. Drink water you fricking idiot. Then you wonder WHY AM LE DEPRESSED
forgot to mention im not a burger so i don't exclusively drink soda haha. just one sugar free one per day max. otherwise its water and milk for me yum yum haha
I could easily go alcohol free for a long long time. It just makes me feel too bad for the benefits to be worth it. I only drink specifically if I will drink for an entire night, the concept of a few are not worth it for me. I probably average once a month.
I don't own any lizards.
>nerdy guy dates the hot cheerleader chick at the end of the movie
>nerdy girl dates the hot jock dude at the end of the movie
Who the frick wants to se that shit. losers belong with losers stay in your fricking lane
>>a married man, with kids, has troony gifs from /misc/ saved on his computer
>yeah, I don't believe you. seethe harder, chuddy
You know what I feel like? A mother effin' beer!