>character gets a haircut and style makeover. >is instantly a new person

>character gets a haircut and style makeover
>is instantly a new person
does this actually work?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >body?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is my favorite Cinemaphile meme. The idea that they would let him wear sunglasses in court is so fricking funny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so fricking funny. Absolute masterclass in doctored imagery.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Especially when someone posts the real version at the end of the thread.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NO FUN
        NO FUN ALLOWED

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he kinda looks like Daniel Lopatin aka Oneohtrix Point Never kek

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one cares, zoomer.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like a low level goon from a mob movie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait I completely missed this, what did Pete Davidson get charged with

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he turned into jay baruchel
    also lmao was that homie possessed by the Cheshire cat?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You aight white boy!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is going on in that court room

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're having a good time. They know he's a good kid, they'll let him off easy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hear “he cute” from the group of true-crime obsessed thots in the back

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all he had to do is get a fricking haircut and he could have fricked that hole next door instead of just murdering her

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stayvunnnnnn who cut yer hair stayvun?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AH'M LEANIN'! AH'M LEANIN', STAYVUN! YAH EVER SEE A MAN LEAN THIS FAR BACK BEFORE?
      >I don't know.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wholesome meme

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking stupid edit never fails to make me laugh.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hairline magically fixed
    They do hair plugs in jail??

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      snap back to reality

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh! there goes spaghetti

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What you think you look like

      What you really look like

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice shop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/sazAY2d.jpg

      >character gets a haircut and style makeover
      >is instantly a new person
      does this actually work?

      The black dude's smile really sells it somehow. There's an alternate reality where Stayvun went to trial and everyone just decided he was too cool of a dude to incarcerate

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >

        yeah whoever photoshopped this is very good. not necessarily because of the sunglasses themselves but because he actually made the black dudes smile fit perfectly well with what I'd assume a picture like that (of a dude with nice sunglasses looking at someone) would look like. I don't know why though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This image is shopped. I can tell from the pixels and having seen a few shoops in my lifetime.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct: The image was manipulated using Adobe® Photoshop® software.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Careful posting, anon. You're at a high risk of shattering into dust if you click the keys too hard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at those eyes. You can where the glasses used to be. Clearly a shop.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i mean, hes not that far off. just grow the beard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know you fricked up when a homie hits you with the white peepo face

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine him looking like this and wearing a suit after he passed the bar, if he hadn't stalked and killed that woman he'd just be another lawyer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My friend, can I save this picture?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/sazAY2d.jpg

      >character gets a haircut and style makeover
      >is instantly a new person
      does this actually work?

      Even the subtle changes to his hair. Its slightly darker in the shooped image, but somehow looks better.
      Everything. Whoever shooped this knew exactly what details need to be adjusted to make someone look good. Probably someone who shoops professionally for magazine covers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he looks like some sleazy 80s frick

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He probably used bradley pooper from limitless as an example.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he looks cool, like he drives a t-top

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't expecting the black dude's smile to be shooped too kek. It's so over for Stayvun.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah you frick. I've been had.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/2F2Psf9MAXB

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it really is that simple

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What, if anything, would you have done differently in this situation?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would have listened to Stayvun, which is what no one else did

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dude is blossoming in prison, can't believe it

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”Stayvun, how did you know to run to exactly where I was to kill me Stayvun”
      >I don’t know
      >”Stayvun.. have you been screen peeking?”
      >… I don’t know

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AWWWWWW SHIT THAT BOY DONE IT!

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    posting kino rendition

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mindblowing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there'll be no videogames, nevermore
      kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genius. Only 812 views in 2 years. All from Cinemaphile probably

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the odds that he knows he’s a big meme on here? I just realized how crazy it is that some random murder became meme gold because of his reaction to the news woman and the stayvun cop. I wonder if he’s seen the halo edit or the edits of the guy leaning back super far and even understands them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He probably gets letters about it. Maybe I should write him just to make sure.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      send him a letter and let him know

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did he go from the guy on the right to the guy on the left?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still a virgin

    KWAB

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying he is not slaying zesty chumps

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still a virgin
      Are you fricking telling me he didn't plow his neighbor before he killed her? What a waste.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he killed her?
        Or after?!

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=azoWwXPgo__G1O8F

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      “I don’t row.”

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what's happenin to yer hairline stayvun
    >I don't know

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can always see it in the eyes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you see with your elf eyes?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminds of that honk kong film the untold story

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the justice for Steven patreon?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mayulhouse

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *defendant enters*
    *audience applause and cheers*

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you didn't find her whole body, how come I have to serve my whole sentence?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women:
    >Get a haircut, take a shower, be confident
    Incels:
    >Frick youu!!! Die! Die!

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes that's why it's important to have style or at least groom properly

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So did he actually think the body would just be taken out with the garbage and he'd get away with it? Seems like a pretty haphazard plan for him to be so sure

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily for the police and general public, most criminals are idiots.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to looksmaxx if I'm 5'4?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you become a cute twink, yes.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who's leaning now stayvun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no more high ground stayvun

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is this thread still going? lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know….

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally probably would have gotten away with it if the cops didn't block the trashcan with her torso in it from getting collected that morning

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's true. They never found any of her other body parts.

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