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>character gets stuck between a rock and a hard place

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Workers comp secured?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BALLS OVER

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean BALLS OVER?!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey I remember that game

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, no way that was real.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, was used in training videos 20 years ago.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wonder how he felt afterward

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those shelves were way overloaded. No way they adhered to their maximum weight capacity.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah wtf lmao. the dude barely did anything. even a forklift certified chad could've done this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU'RE TOO LATE SONIC! I AM ALREADY FORKLIFT CERTIFIED! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwmo_4S7UXY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I should have worked in advertising.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is he ok

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they sent him to Gemerany to get forklift certified. His name was Klaus.
        >https://vimeo.com/462629145

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a homosexual homosexual starts a thread an off topic thread on Cinemaphile
    >doesn't even post the webm
    i wish these characters would die

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No point without the audio

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats hte problem? just push the box back up or take it down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whats hte problem? just push the box back up or take it down
      That's an American. All of his strength is in his jaw.
      The arms are just for balance.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rent free.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Rent free.
          America has zero banter. It's so depressing.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The banter is you learning our language and coming to our websites to talk about our films every single day

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not your language, not your website. Try again

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"NUH-HUH": the reply
                we accept your formal surrender, ASL (translaror's note: ASL means "American second language")

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too much seething, try again.

                >its le JAPANESE website
                Let me know when the bulk of users are Japanese, the posts are about Japanese media in the Japanese language, and the Japanese justice system is responsible for the content here.

                Japanese owner.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Japanese owner
                Yeah and Tesla isn't a Saffer company. You gays cope so hard to pretend you're not assfricked by the American cultural hegemony lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Get assfricked by hispanics and beaners kek

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession Pavel

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy the south american Hispanic filth

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy the south american Hispanic filth

                You didn't invent english, mutt boy.
                Why does it matter to you anyway?
                Your country's primary language is going to be spanish in a soon anyway lmfao.

                Wait, I thought that was just Paranoia, and only "backwards racist Americans" complained about migrants and them not learning English, according to Europeans? Wasn't that the Eurotroon line for LITERAL DECADES up until like three years ago? Didn't you used to shittalk Americans for complaining about having to "Press 1 for English" on automated lines?
                What changed?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy the south american Hispanic filth

                >Is that why you learned their primary language?
                >Literally nobody is claiming that autismo

                ????? go take more Hispanic dick, your brains are fried

                >Europeans immediately start talking about gay sex with Southe-American Men out of nowhere

                What did they mean by this?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >its le JAPANESE website
                Let me know when the bulk of users are Japanese, the posts are about Japanese media in the Japanese language, and the Japanese justice system is responsible for the content here.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whenever we try to banter with you guys you get your panties in a bunch and resort to school shooting jokes
            You can't even make fun of a bong's accent without him crying

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one's thinking about you, Hernandez.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is that why you voluntarily spend your time in the company of Americans every day? Is that why you learned their primary language?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You didn't invent english, mutt boy.
              Why does it matter to you anyway?
              Your country's primary language is going to be spanish in a soon anyway lmfao.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You didn't invent english, mutt boy.
                Literally nobody is claiming that autismo

                >Why does it matter to you anyway?
                Because its fricking pathetic lol. You literally would never see an American learning Portuguese so he could spend every day on a Brazilian website seething about Brazilians, while gobbling down Brazilian culture and being too much of a gutless pussy to actually say what country he's from.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Is that why you learned their primary language?
                >Literally nobody is claiming that autismo

                ????? go take more Hispanic dick, your brains are fried

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >America's primary language is English
                >therefore America invented the English language
                You think this is what people are saying but you're so mindbroken you've lost every bit of sense

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You didn't invent english
                Literally NOTHING in the post you are replying to states or even insinuates that he or anybody else specifically "invented" English as a language.

                Who the frick are you arguing with? Voices in your head?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I understood exactly what he meant.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently not, since you're arguing for or against things nobody said, with people who don't exist or we're not part of the conversation.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was my first post just now.
                >things that nobody said
                I'm in the clouds and have better reading comprehension than you do lol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Total ESL death

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here I'll spell it out for your big goober self.
                >anon 1 says is that why you learned their primary language
                >anon 2 says you didn't invent english mutt, implying anon 1 has the situtation backwards from the start
                this is where your double digit IQ comes in. kek

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You literally brought up America & Americans out of nowhere, homosexual.
            You, for one, clearly think a lot about Americans, and apparently literally can't stop yourself from doing so.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your rage essays prove your eternal seethe and projection))

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >two sentences
                >an "essay"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's America, they probably have some moronic laws that the guy has to pay for all the contents of the box if he lets it fall down and it breaks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pay for all the contents of the box if he lets it fall down and it breaks
        Whats wrong with that exactly?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did he honestly expect to happen once he tipped that package onto himself?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He accidentally leaned on the controls and the left starting going down before he was comfortable with the box. This resulted in the box falling on him and beginning to crush him.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER
    he was OHP from a disadvantaged state using 1 arm 100lbs when the weight was unwieldy and unevenly distributed
    most anons ITT would not be able to do this, especially if untrained
    then his body got stuck as the lift pressed both of them upwards, starting to crush him beneath aforementioned weight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >crush him
      It was 100lbs you anemic frick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        learn to read
        the lift is pushing up, he’s clinched between the shelf and the machine pushing him into it (and 100lbs which isn’t light imo for the untrained ESPECIALLY if it’s not shaped like a barbell/DB, reminder only 1 disadvantaged arm is lifting it t bench 2pl8s for 12+)

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is why i got out of the furniture game. tough racket.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are jobs young men should be working. israelites destroyed culture, society, and everything in between.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >young men
      Settle down, puff.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to old men, moron. I know your pale, bong ass has never engaged in physical activity, but young people have more strength and stamina.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pale, bong ass
          You really must settle down.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if the young men are too weak?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone though to not make the ceilings so high? lol dummies

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slide box onto the guard rails
    >supported no problem without risking life and limb
    wagies are morons who put themselves in these situations

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a hard place
    Anyone else think the word selection in this common idiom is rather lame?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is a little awkward but "hard place" is meant to be a somewhat generic metaphor not limited to physical hardness.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to work at Lowe's and the biggest piss off was they only had two people licensed to do this shit with lifts to get stuff, and everyday customers would get super annoyed at me when it would take 30+ minutes to get something for them from the back. It takes a lot to fricking stress me out, so I didn't care customers yelling at me, I was getting paid afterall. But once the customer service ladies started yelling at me knowing full well what the cause of the delay was, and knew it wasn't my fault, just so they and the company could look good, I cracked and eventually quit. I'm not gunna get yelled at some chicks that make more than me who aren't even my boss.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dawg I worked at Lowe's too over 10 years ago.
      exact same experience for me too.
      worked in several departments but the lumber yard was the worst. With all the concrete and lumber we had to move and load by hand I liked to move slowly and carefully. Every day I would deal with fricking boomers telling me to hurry up like it was worth $8/hr to frick my spine up for life.
      Management was basically like Office Space where I had 5 different idiots telling me the same thing over and over if I made a mistake. They last straw was they denied my time off and I just didn't show up.

      ...Can't say I ever cried about a box on a shelf though.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wagie
    >dyel getting crushed by 40lbs
    >goes home later and posts on Cinemaphile "why don't I have any friends?"

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so depressing.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Americans seething.
    Why does every thread on here descend into Americans seething?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Eurotroons talking about America.
      >Why does every thread on here descend into Eurotroons talking about America?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the webm or link you niggwrs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=CKSf6ptu1ucutsma

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dude grunting in pain
        >co-workers just standing there
        Is that how warehouse jobs are, nobody helps each other even if they are in risk of serious injury?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Multiculturalism and its effects on a high trust society

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ameriboomers in the comments laughing at the guy crying and begging for help
          What in tarnation is wrong with you people?

          The box is 30 pounds and he's crying like a baseded jack

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You verified the weight of the box? How?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              When the video first came reddit looked up what patio chair it was

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            most of what I’ve seen for the estimate is that it was 75-130lbs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ameriboomers in the comments laughing at the guy crying and begging for help
        What in tarnation is wrong with you people?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Boomers empathy was deadened via lead poisoning.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The systemically enforced infantilization had more to do with it than lead poisoning. No one says this since the propaganda houses that did it to the baby boomers are still doing it to each new generation but I digress.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now everyone’s eating microplastics instead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pussy kid cried wow

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Boomers empathy was deadened via lead poisoning.

          I love how you're weeping about that happening on YouTube but ignoring Eurotrash doing the exact same thing ITT.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Huh?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I dont know how to work the machine

        Classic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that was probably a customer filming not an employee

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hell yeah, you are doing good hehe
        >AAAAAAAAAAA
        lmao, boomer knew whats gonna happened

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This whole fricking video is a mess. How fricking heavy was that box? Why is someone operating the cherry picker without being confident in what they're doing? Why is everyone just laughing at him? Do these lifts not have an emergency tool to lower the lift from the ground by a second person?

        They should be using something like this. You can throw a pallet or cage on the back and the person doesn't have to carry a giant fricking box down on their shoulder while trying to operate the machine. Plus if the person gets stuck you can pop the "hood" and use a tool to lower the machine.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Box was over 100 pounds, kid was still a pussy but yeah I can kinda understand

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >100lbs
            everyone is way too harsh on the kid
            I’ve seen videos of young male beginner lifters dislocate their shoulder with less than half that (failing to set up appropriately on an incline db bench and having the weight fall backwards)
            in the video he looks extremely disadvantaged

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao @white people.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        everybody in that video is too low-IQ and poorly trained to be using that machine safely

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else watch this kino? It wasn't actually kino it was total shit but this thread made me think of it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it was shit

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They get the same wages as a McDonald's employee so it shocks me when people expect tradesman and non morons to work at Lowe's and home Depot. I fricking hate retail work. Might go for a home Depot job in the warehouse but I hate have randomly changing shifts.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahaha XD
    You can tell by the way the box is moving there's frick all in there.
    Shaking and whimpering like a frightened dog.
    Absolute embarrassment. Typical American. No doubt he'll be suing for embarrassment once he sees the video.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is a legendary german mockumentary about fork lift operating and the accidents that can happen. This one has subs for you non-krauts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's up there with Surviving Edged Weapons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >legendary german comedy
      >is about forklifts

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the object was a set of Allen and Roth patio chairs that weighed about 120 pounds.
    Absolutely pathetic.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still not even a link? you eternally online fricks are useless af

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blind and moronic. damn

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TAD
    Shut it down.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao @white people

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