>Character grows a shitty beard to show he's depressed

>Character grows a shitty beard to show he's depressed

CRIME Shirt $21.68

UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character cuts his or her hair in a fit of rage
    >comes out perfectly

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >to show a character has aged
    Beard is given
    >to show a character in his younger days
    Give him longer hair

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character starts shaving his butthole

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell me which movie/show, I need it so bad

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a bad boy!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clint Eastwood did it in Dirty Harry

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Character keeps saying he's going to shave his beard but continues to let it grow
    Shave it, you lazy frick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      negan did eventually shave it at rick's house thoughbeitever

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beards are for guys in their teens and early 20's who want to feel grown up, and guys who have a lack of chin they need to hide.
    Take the clean shaven pill, and grow up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, when Dwight married the cat lady, he would start growing it out. He's a farmer in Pennsylvania, he's got some Amish traditions whether he knows it or not.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well like you say, I’ve got a weak chin and I use a beard to hide it. So the clean-shaven pill ain’t gonna do Jack shit for me, moron.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ha ha! Weak chinned homosexual!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Low testosterone levels

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have only heard/seen men who can't grow a full beard complain about the beards of others.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally ME

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only shave when i go outside, so about once every few months. shaving is annoying and painful, how could anyone do it everyday?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It only hurts if you do it once in a blue moon. If you do it daily, it only takes a moment, and doesn't hurt in the slightest.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you do it everyday, do the razor bumps stop?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll still get a bump or two at the very bottom of my neck once and again, but that's about it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Once you figure out how to do the difficult spots, it's a lot smoother sailing. Difficult spots are the jawline, the chin, and just under the nose. Don't be afraid to move stuff out of the way, or reposition your fatass cheeks to give yourself a flat surface.
          And don't buy those 15 blade moronicly expensive cartridges. Get yourself a safety razor. I have one that has a face where the edge is, so if I keep it flat, the blade won't cut me. Blades are dirt cheap. Even if use a new blade every day, you're talking about 3 months between purchases. And get a shave mug, some mug soap, and a brush. You're going to be doing it every day, may as well treat yourself well when you do.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            fricking around with a brush and lather is a waste of time
            just use spray cream

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That shit is just creamified alcohol. Dries out your skin and causes extra problems.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's no isopropanol in shaving cream
                why make shit up about something so easy to google

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it doesn't have alcohol in it. It does have about 30% amines, though. So you may as well just shave with Dawn, which dries you out worse than alcohol. When I use aerosol cream, my face turns into scales in the winter. Everything is not the same just because you want it to be.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >When I use aerosol cream, my face turns into scales in the winter.
                what about your vegana, is that part ok?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character grows a shitty beard because he can't grow a good one

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character gone totally off the rails
    >he's playing a videogame in his underwear and has TWO cans of beer

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character doesn't put dish in sink when done
    >this means character is depressed

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character just jacks off right onto the mattress

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character takes a puff of weed
    >starts seeing monsters and gods like he just OD’d on acid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the thing that stood out to me about weed was the overwhelming euphoria early on, there's no color distortion or hallucinations whatsoever but everything always depicts it as being a rainbow tinged fever dream anyway

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >detective can't sleep all because of a small detail only he noticed
    >wife gets annoyed
    >suddenly puts his finger on why small detail is crucial
    >brings it up to criminal before he leaves
    >walks out the door

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character is a Baskin Roberts trust fund band
    And I'm supposed to believe this?!

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character is depressed because all he can grow is a shitty beard

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw my beard growth is the same now at 33 as it was at 16

    And what sucks is I also have a weak chin so I can't even stay clean shaven

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I grew my beard and hair when I was depressed

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *