>Character grows a shitty beard to show he's depressed
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>character cuts his or her hair in a fit of rage
>comes out perfectly
>to show a character has aged
Beard is given
>to show a character in his younger days
Give him longer hair
>character starts shaving his butthole
Please tell me which movie/show, I need it so bad
You're a bad boy!
Clint Eastwood did it in Dirty Harry
>Character keeps saying he's going to shave his beard but continues to let it grow
Shave it, you lazy frick.
negan did eventually shave it at rick's house thoughbeitever
Beards are for guys in their teens and early 20's who want to feel grown up, and guys who have a lack of chin they need to hide.
Take the clean shaven pill, and grow up.
Well, when Dwight married the cat lady, he would start growing it out. He's a farmer in Pennsylvania, he's got some Amish traditions whether he knows it or not.
Well like you say, I’ve got a weak chin and I use a beard to hide it. So the clean-shaven pill ain’t gonna do Jack shit for me, moron.
Ha ha! Weak chinned homosexual!
t. Low testosterone levels
I have only heard/seen men who can't grow a full beard complain about the beards of others.
literally ME
i only shave when i go outside, so about once every few months. shaving is annoying and painful, how could anyone do it everyday?
It only hurts if you do it once in a blue moon. If you do it daily, it only takes a moment, and doesn't hurt in the slightest.
if you do it everyday, do the razor bumps stop?
I'll still get a bump or two at the very bottom of my neck once and again, but that's about it.
Once you figure out how to do the difficult spots, it's a lot smoother sailing. Difficult spots are the jawline, the chin, and just under the nose. Don't be afraid to move stuff out of the way, or reposition your fatass cheeks to give yourself a flat surface.
And don't buy those 15 blade moronicly expensive cartridges. Get yourself a safety razor. I have one that has a face where the edge is, so if I keep it flat, the blade won't cut me. Blades are dirt cheap. Even if use a new blade every day, you're talking about 3 months between purchases. And get a shave mug, some mug soap, and a brush. You're going to be doing it every day, may as well treat yourself well when you do.
fricking around with a brush and lather is a waste of time
just use spray cream
That shit is just creamified alcohol. Dries out your skin and causes extra problems.
there's no isopropanol in shaving cream
why make shit up about something so easy to google
No, it doesn't have alcohol in it. It does have about 30% amines, though. So you may as well just shave with Dawn, which dries you out worse than alcohol. When I use aerosol cream, my face turns into scales in the winter. Everything is not the same just because you want it to be.
>When I use aerosol cream, my face turns into scales in the winter.
what about your vegana, is that part ok?
>character grows a shitty beard because he can't grow a good one
>character gone totally off the rails
>he's playing a videogame in his underwear and has TWO cans of beer
>character doesn't put dish in sink when done
>this means character is depressed
>character just jacks off right onto the mattress
>character takes a puff of weed
>starts seeing monsters and gods like he just OD’d on acid
the thing that stood out to me about weed was the overwhelming euphoria early on, there's no color distortion or hallucinations whatsoever but everything always depicts it as being a rainbow tinged fever dream anyway
>detective can't sleep all because of a small detail only he noticed
>wife gets annoyed
>suddenly puts his finger on why small detail is crucial
>brings it up to criminal before he leaves
>walks out the door
>character is a Baskin Roberts trust fund band
And I'm supposed to believe this?!
>character is depressed because all he can grow is a shitty beard
>tfw my beard growth is the same now at 33 as it was at 16
And what sucks is I also have a weak chin so I can't even stay clean shaven
I grew my beard and hair when I was depressed