>character has to poop. >runs while holding his ass. >multiple audible farts

>character has to poop
>runs while holding his ass
>multiple audible farts

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m an unable to fast walk, much less run when I’m this close to a critical breach.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're not thinking 4th dimensionally. You can always shit your pants. What are they gonna do about it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        in English, professor?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          An Einstein-Rosen bridge, in your toilet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            perhaps a visual representation using a pencil and a paper would help

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    humiliation ritual for the actor

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    literally me

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character has to poop
    >runs while holding his ass
    >multiple audible farts

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character explains he had sex last night
    >”we did it three times!”
    >”technically, three and half if you count […]”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      every fricking time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >actually it was only twice since I faked it at the end

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Long sex or multiple sex is the biggest meme ever played on men. Womens pussies get tired of the friction after like 30 minutes. I've been asked multiple times if I was "close", and a womans Orgasm only takes like 3 minutes to achieve. Mass media fed us black pills.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe I've never shit my pants. I've had about a thousand close calls. Wish I could say the same about pissing myself.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >female character has to defecate and urinate
    >just goes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this so common in America? Is it like genuine fetish thing over there or do people have literally no shame or self respect?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We have 350 million people, maybe 50 million or so aren't NPCs. A poorly designed npc cannot properly control itself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is clearly a fetish video you dope. Disgusting nonetheless.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Joke's on you. I have a humiliation ritual and you just helped me ejaculate.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Take your forced meme to reddit and frick off forever.

      • 1 month ago
        Keith from /FL/

        >once instance
        >common

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's mostly common with coastal upper middle class wives of wagies and Black folk generally. Hence why I find them all disgusting and get ill when around them. White trash chicks are cuter and that's really saying something.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I didn't think-
    >THAT'S RIGHT YOU DIDN'T

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character gagging
    >holds mouth with hand and with his cheeks puffed up as if the vomit was flooding inside the mouth

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character has to poop
    >gets out of his car
    >penguin walks to the door
    >fumbles for keys
    >"come on... come on... come on..."
    >opens door and leaves it wide up
    >power-walks to the bathroom
    >pulls down pants without loosening belt without even closing the bathroom door
    >starts shitting before his ass touches the toilet seat
    >Says "Whew! That was a close one!" out loud to himself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me rn.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do this every morning after my coffee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me it is after chili

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character finally gets to sit down in the toilet and let it all out
    >the only sounds we hear are farts and not turds falling in the water

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character doesn't jerk off in the bathroom after flushing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >male character lives alone
      >doesn't spend his days constantly jerking off
      unironically breaks the immersion

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >work from home
        >fap for 8 hours a day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >after
      what?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What did you say your name was?
    >I didn't

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This literally happened to me last week after I ate some bad tiramisu. Had to waddle to the toilet with bits of shit splattering down my thighs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sorry to hear man
      hope you still like tiramisu

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of course, one bad apple doesnt spoil the bunch.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh, b-but... it does...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well I'm not going to let some dumb proverb decide what's true and what's not.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character gets his meal
    >does not adjust his plate to a perfect angle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >old movie
      >character tucks napkin into shirt collar before they eat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People used to wear nicer shirts in public. No need to protect your stained Nintendo graphic tee.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I look like that and act like that.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hand over your poop

    >and you other poop

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character is a giant looser with no social skills
    >a hot chicks asks him out out of nowhere
    It actually happened to me

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Character has to poop
    >Misses his poop window and his poop gets stuck

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sticks pencil through butthole in order to explain

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >late night movie at my parents house
    >cuts to: OHH OHH YEAH OHHH FRICK FRICK ME YESSS OHH
    >I instantly turn it down
    >this makes it seem even more like I'm trying to hide porn

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally imagining this now and spit out my tea. Damn.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character makes it in time
    >character doesn't shit himself right at the bathroom door
    >character didn't do this a month into his freshman year at high school and was never able to live it down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek. What was your nickname after that? I would have called you:
      >Photo Finish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        None that I knew of but everywhere I would go people would snicker and point at me. At got better as the years went on when the incoming classes didn't know what happened but my class still remembered.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What do you do after you shit your pants at school? Do you go to the office and have them call your dad? Do you do the walk of shame all the way home in your shittered up pants?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I walked home and just laid in bed and wished I was dead. On top of that I got a detention for cutting school. The principal was not sympathetic to what even though he knew it was the truth.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              One time when I was walking at night with my friends I tried letting out a fart, but accidentally shit my pants instead. I told them that I was going to take a short cut home and started walking through a dark field in the opposite direction of my house. About a minute later I turned around to see if they were gone yet and they were still just standing there staring at me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I poop like that though

    I keep farting increasingly until something not fart comes out lol

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