>character is a smoker
>can run like a olympic athlete
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>character is a smoker. >can run like a olympic athlete
>character is a smoker
>can run like a olympic athlete
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>character is a smoker
>character is a joker
>character is a midnight toker
kys frogshitter
kys jakshitter
kys
>whines about pepes in a pepe/tv tropes thread
zoomers are fricking cancer
>kys frogshitter
I'm sorry Sir, you can't talk that way to our frens. Gimme you keyboard and your router. And your other router.
frogs are heckin cool and valid, moron
There is no evidence smoking is bad for you.
>There is no evidence smoking is bad for you except for all the mountains of peer-approved papers that examine each individual ingredient and the long-term effects of smoking
ftfy
>~~*peer-approved papers that examine each individual ingredient and the long-term effects of smoking*~~
Now what?
>omg he put the evidence in brackets implying that those papers are actually all just israeli propaganda!
Well you got trips so I guess I can't argue. All peer-reviewed evidence is irrelevant and drinking and driving should go back to being a fun pass-time
I accept you apology.
>drinking and driving should go back to being a fun pass-time
to play doubles advocate I think we live in too much a doggy dog world for us to be able to go back to those days. Society simply isn't the diamond dozen it used to be, juno?
>plays doubles advocate
>gets dubs
...impressive
Nice, very nice.
You sure showed him, now please enjoy some more goysticks...err I mean cigarettes.
Smoking is bad for you moron.
only bad for pussies
I only eat pussy that smokes camel, for that fresh aftertaste without any harshness. Ask your doctor if cameltoes are for you!
>smoking is bad for you because...it just is ok...
Unironically, actually israelites
>peer-approved papers
Well there’s the evidence that you can see by looking at a long term smoker with your own eyes, dumb frick. I smoke and even I’m not moronic enough to suggest there are no negative side effects.
Das *hacks up half a lung* rite!
smokers have erection problems
>character is a junkie
>is fit, clean and handsome looking
When I was in the military, some of the best runners I knew were smokers. It struck me as weird at the time, but I saw it too many times for it to be a coincidence. On the other hand, I also saw a ton of smokers who were lazy fricks always sneaking out for a dart when work needed to be done.
Sounds to me like the military just takes the dregs of society, to the point where smokers end up the fastest runners because they've got a bit of extra pep in their nicotine step. But surely that couldn't be it... Best of the best of the best, SIR!
many athletes are smokers
literally me
I’ve smoked since I was like 13 and have the biggest lungs of anyone I know. I also play brass instruments though so that probably helped a lot. And to the other guy I was also a junkie and girls loved it. It was back when the “heroin arms” and pale pretty boy thing was big.
It also made girls want to fix me. I was good looking and smart but a troubled soul. They knew there was good and compassion deep down in there lol. Then I could be a piece of shit, blame it on my addiction, and they’d just shovel down my toxicity on a daily basis. It was awesome. I’m clean now though and married 🙁
Lawrence Taylor used to smoke crack during NFL games. It happens.
>Hitler viewed smoking as "decadent" and "the wrath of the Red Man against the White Man, vengeance for having been given hard liquor", lamenting that "so many excellent men have been lost to tobacco poisoning". He was unhappy because both Eva Braun and Martin Bormann were smokers and was concerned over Hermann Göring's continued smoking in public places. He was angered when a statue portraying a cigar-smoking Göring was commissioned. Hitler is often considered to be the first national leader to advocate nonsmoking.
Don't let the Huns win boys.
>smoking bad
>meth good
that wacky guy
Meth was medication back then and he didn't just start taking it to get high but because he thought it was curing him of something and the doctor was prescribing it, so it was really reasonable for him to see people just inhaling smoke for no good reason as worse. I'm sure he would have smoked if his doctor told him it'd cure his constipation.
Any doctor prescribing meth didn't live in redneck parts of the south and Midwest back in the 00s. Perhaps that doc can find me some Luudes and that cough syrup that contained liquid percocet.
How the frick did Kyle Mclachlan end up featured as a soldier from a 1950s cigarette advert?
Half the guys (and girlsl I knew in college weren't really true smokers but merely puffed on em in bars and parties cos they thought it made em look cool. A third of those smoked cloves (yes, I was in the GenX classification of hipsters in a small college: art, drama and English majors, neobeats and wannabe hippies. I was in the babywriters' collective (busy banging out my Kerouac, Raymond Carver and Eddie Ellner imitations) and my gf was a very early manga freak (this was before Sailor Moon even arrived). Only dedicated bourbon drinkers and absithine snobs actually inhaled. Probably for the best, since it wasn't exactly hard to quit if you didn't get addicted in the 1dt place. Unlike Bill, I only inhaled pot. If I was gonna wreck my lungs, I was gonna get SOMETHING out of it.
(me)
I'm stoned right now, thus the digression...
Ive smoked for 20 years and I can run 5k in 20 minutes and a 6 minute mile.
>character is 30, supposed to be a loser
>has a head full of hair and can get a date
>character is a neurotic awkward loser
>still gets a cute love interest
>character is fat and smelly-looking while dressing like a toddler in shorts and huge t-shirts he thinks is hiding his rolls
>still has a skinny love interest without a pound to spare
Always makes me laugh. Fat fricks always think their gfs are skinny just because they don't weigh as much as them.
>are you a cop?
>you have to tell me if you are, otherwise that's entrapment
was breaking bad right? Is that bullshit?
Yes, its bullshit. Its only entrapment if the cop comes looking for you and offers to sell you drugs/have sex with your for money/etc. Also, cops are totally allowed to lie to your face for whatever reason they deem necessary. They also aren't required to protect you in any way or save your life. Makes you wonder why we even still have the mother frickers around.
>Its only entrapment if the cop comes looking for you and offers to sell you drugs/have sex with your for money/etc.
No it's not. Entrapment is when they trap you in a situation where you have to do something illegal, like pretending they're a drug dealer threatening to beat you up unless you buy some weed or some shit like that. Just offering you drugs sure as shit ain't.
VERY bullshit
cops can lie their frickn ass off to you
don't talk to cops
almost everybody who has lived over the age of 100 was a smoker
nicotine is based, literally raises IQ scores
https://www.gwern.net/Nicotine
>Yea I smoke. Smoke losers like you on the racetrack.
Until the 1960s basically every Olympic athlete was a smoker. If you check the record books of different sports you'll see that they all have huge jumps in world records once people stopped smoking. I can't remember who it was, but my dad told me that when he was a kid there was a baseball player on the Yankees who was such a chain smoker that he had the bat boy light a cigarette for him every time he made an out of scored a run, so he would have it waiting for him as soon as he got back to the dugout.
>nerdy girl w ponytail and glasses
>2/10 in the eyes of mc
>wants to "let loose" lets down hair and wears contact lenses
>instantly becomes a 9/10