>Character looks directly into the camera and calls you by your real name before reading off your address, phone number, and social security number

>Character looks directly into the camera and calls you by your real name before reading off your address, phone number, and social security number

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name 5 movies where this happens.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name 5 movies where it doesn't.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fast and Furious 1 - 5

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong again. Vin Diesel knows all my darkest secrets. We've bonded over it quite a bit actually. Nice guy. A little antisemitic but really nice.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If only he was a lotta antisemitic you could have had a true friend...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              there's a sweet spot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Videodrome
        Poltergeist
        The Ring
        The Video Dead
        Terrorvision

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That always freaks me out.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Some bullshit AI technology will come out in 5 or 10 years that lets you do this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Videogames kinda do this already. I remember being weirded out years ago that the announcers in basketball games do the live commentary so naturally.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought of vidya too, but I thought of some game, Simcity (I think) where it reads your windows profile name if you're playing late at night in a creepy voice.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't find anything on this??

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't find anything on this??

          Got a few details wrong (has been literally a decade since I heard about it), it was some game called Black & White 2, and it apparently just reading from a list of common (at least in the west) names https://youtu.be/NPmU-PaKZf0?si=-GhGGHaCMsx1xIiG, but it still did at night to freak you out

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon. It is pretty creepy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The are video games that have ai communicate with you to play the game now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a really weird and unique name, and one time I was playing a mod for M&B Warband, when one of my companions called my by name. Freaked me out. But it turns out it's an obscure honorific used by a certain nation during the medieval period.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's your name?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, fuck you fag. There are maybe five or ten other people in the US with my name. I'm not telling you that shit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm going through mount and blade mods now, and Im going to find you. You're fucking dead! Ya hear me?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        get the newly release todslop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      game did this to me once.
      >had always put fake name into games if they ask for it, roleplaying games etc
      >for once, put my real name in
      >audio message GREETINGS LORD ANON
      eh
      was stronghold, they mut have had the most common names recorded

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes they did r tard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon it literally already has been made twice, look up the short film would you take this lollipop?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homeless
    >no ssn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homeless does not mean you dont have an ssn

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damnit. One of the Black Mirror writers is on here again looking to test out ideas and fish for content. It's a good idea. Can't wait to see this story on Netflix in a few years. But if the lead is not a black, trans actor I will not watch.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at the gym
    >barbell looks directly into the camera and calls you by your real name before reading off your address, phone number, and social security number

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tells you to buy a katana and use it on the retarded spic who only benches and nothing else

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only movie where someone looks directly into the camera and says something off putting is Spider-Man.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post it ain't me thread on Cinemaphile
    >it ain't me starts playing

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Troy
    The Drop
    Caligula
    Batman (Tim Burton)
    Harry and the Hendersons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meant for

      Name 5 movies where this happens.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    do something with your life Michael

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying, Mason

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Characters keep breaking the 4th wall to make gay-jokes about me

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Accidentally make eye contact with background actor
    >Cant look away or he'll be in my house again

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character are about to have sex
    >they stop
    >look at the camera
    >'hey, you fucking creep, get the fuck out of here!'
    >movie won't continue until I look away and wait for the scene to end

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch movie
    >see random extra in the movie who looks kind of like me
    >rewatch movie a few months later
    >see extras in different scenes who look like me
    >rewatch movie a year or so later
    >every background extra and even one of the main characters now has my face

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >extremely fat character
    >people call him Slim

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character looks directly at the camera and calls you by name, then shakes their head and looks disappointed before walking away

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