>characters have sex. >go to sleep without wiping the cum

>characters have sex
>go to sleep without wiping the cum

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character was too lazy to take a piss after cumming and his dick stinks because the leftover cum is rotting inside

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that feels good tbqhwy

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >characters have sex
    >man doesn't leave to play video games until dawn

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >man doesn't piss in 7 different directions the following morning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do Americans wear underwear that looks like an oversized diaper?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tighty whiteys have less chafing for me. I’ve got big hiking legs and get sores with everything else cause they just ride up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that happens sometimes to uncut guys, if you don't unzip your dick before pissing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its annoying when your dickhole is welded almost shut and piss goes flying wildly all over the place

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman doesn't crab walk to the toilet, cupping her pussy so it doesn't trail on the floor

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman swallow
    >man fall asleep

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have sex

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character have s*x
    >w*man doesn't scroll tiktok afterwards before going to sleep

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i ice my balls twice a day

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >characters have period sex
    >don't put down towel first

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he has light sheets
      Dark sheet chads assemble

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dark sheets are mark of unhygienic trash

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have sex
    You already lost me
    Immersion ruined

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >characters have sex
    I can't believe this is a thing people actually do in real life. It feels so alien to me.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The older I get, the more I find sex disgusting. Maybe my T is dropping.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >characters have sex
    >male is able to get and maintain an erection without issue

    • 2 weeks ago
      sage

      >character doesn't ejaculate within 30 seconds and get another erection immediately after and end up having to jerk off

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Character jerk offs in the morning
    >No one notices the irremovable smell that follows him the rest of the day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They do though, they really do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is that real? now it all makes sense....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're both probably just uncircumcised.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Amerigolems can't into hygiene.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I wipe the cum out from the inside of a girl's vegana?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >characters have sex
    >woman sits up in bed and covers her breasts afterwards

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine pulling out and not just falling asleep on top of her while still inside

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he hasn't slept with his dick still in a pussy after not pulling out when cumming inside
    no pleasure has beaten this for me yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you actually done this for any length of time? Eventually her pussy will get dry again while your still in it. Not very comfortable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes ive done it and she got wet repeatedly during the night same time i got randomly erected so we sleepfricked few times randomly during the night
        it was like waking up fricking in a pleasure haze and falling asleep again many times
        man i miss being in love

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've done it, the pussy and wiener sort of glue together, especially if you stay in spoon position or girl on top sort of draped over you like you're her body pillow
        the trapped cum can work like lube once you start moving around a bit
        it occured to me that it might be the intended way to guarantee your girl gets fertilized, but overall not viable for anything but extended cuddling or exhausted falling asleep if you happen to be in the correct position
        if you do it for too long your wiener gets tingly and weird, I think because cum or pussy is acidic, and overall its not that pleasant for a flacid dick (imo)

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character doesn't wake up in the middle of the night, spit onto his fingers and rub it into his girlfriends anus, then push her down on her tummy and rape her ass while she shrieks into the pillow and wiggles underneath him
    >character doesn't gaslight her in the morning telling her she imagined it

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