They have a point. They are created by rich fat guys, who can frick anything they want. So they demand such scenes to be included in movies. Why? To rib it in our incel faces. To show us something we will never get.
Aka my wiener is much bigger than yours. But I didn't ask. Shut the frick up and accept it, homosexual. Okay.
From a purely cinematographic perspective, you can do a lot of kino with a sex scene, not everything is about the plot in a movie.
But even then, it gives clues about the state of the relationship between the two characters, if it’s passionate, if it’s dull, if it’s rapey, etc
Sex scenes certainly aren’t pointless, at least not by essence
Nothing is necessary to tell anything bro, it’s just yet another way to do it.
If you want to push this moronic logic to its limit, we don’t even need to film anything, we can just have a narrator tell us what happens in the movie over a black screen.
>lock eyes with a girl at the club >a look fear and disgust immediately crosses her face >she ducks out of my eyesight >before i can even get back to my drink I'm being escorted out of the club by security
thanks for the advice anons
It is. If you lock eyes with a girl at a bar you just have to approach her, make friends with her girlfriends and then you can take her home.
t. Sex haver
>Hey, you must be Anon, from that dating site! It's so nice to finally see you in real life! They're only showing the films on the billboard tonight, which one of them do you want to watch the most?
>Actor is fricking actress in missionary >Camera is above him >He comes >"NNNNGGGH" >Then he goes to her side >They don't go to the bathroom >He falls asleep with his dick hard >She stays there while the cum drips on the sheets
why do people in general do this kind of shit? not exactly while looking at me but I've seen many people 'react' to things they could have not reacted to. And that reaction only worked to make someone feel bad.
women need to openly assert that they are better than undesirable men, not directly responding negatively to an ugly man's presence implies that man could potentially have a shot with her, which lowers her social value. So public signalling of superiority is required to maintain high value.
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make you normal again, what do you think? >I'm not sure, I'll think about it >well it doesn't really seem like you're getting any better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try out Iiving. You can go with your grandparents to buy a computer once you're there >okay I'll think about it and let you know
Well it looks like my family can't take it anymore
Sex scenes are so fricking pointless
it establishes that two characters have had intercourse
Source
They have a point. They are created by rich fat guys, who can frick anything they want. So they demand such scenes to be included in movies. Why? To rib it in our incel faces. To show us something we will never get.
Aka my wiener is much bigger than yours. But I didn't ask. Shut the frick up and accept it, homosexual. Okay.
From a purely cinematographic perspective, you can do a lot of kino with a sex scene, not everything is about the plot in a movie.
But even then, it gives clues about the state of the relationship between the two characters, if it’s passionate, if it’s dull, if it’s rapey, etc
Sex scenes certainly aren’t pointless, at least not by essence
Not one of those things you've stated need a sex scene to show.
Nothing is necessary to tell anything bro, it’s just yet another way to do it.
If you want to push this moronic logic to its limit, we don’t even need to film anything, we can just have a narrator tell us what happens in the movie over a black screen.
homosexual ALERT BEEP BEEP homosexual ALERT
bump
Come babe frog
>no eyelashes
that's a dude
>dog watching them
>covers his eyes with paws
Accidentally locked eyes with my mom, what do I do
If only it was that simple in real life
it is, though. Maybe you should stop spending your time with shitty movies and actually go talk to girls.
>lock eyes with a girl at the club
>a look fear and disgust immediately crosses her face
>she ducks out of my eyesight
>before i can even get back to my drink I'm being escorted out of the club by security
thanks for the advice anons
>incel trash keeps making up excuses not to try
Pathetic.
you weren't being yourself enough bro
With enough drugs and alcohol the barriers to sex get lower and lower.
It is. Start going out to nightclubs
I'm scared.
Of a woman? Man up
it is
buncha larper gays replying to this post
True. I'm larping as a neet who gets no pussy
have sex anon, it'll truly do you good
escorts good enough?
It is. If you lock eyes with a girl at a bar you just have to approach her, make friends with her girlfriends and then you can take her home.
t. Sex haver
But that's the way it goes sometimes, you just might find yourself in the clutches of some wild love...........
it is
stop looking away when a woman stares at you
eye locking is literally how all apes initiate sexual contact besides rape
How do I do it bros? My eyeballs point into different directions and I'm very conscious about it
Get eye surgery
It's over
I recommend you approach disabled women, particularly ones that cannot run away
>Hey, you must be Anon, from that dating site! It's so nice to finally see you in real life! They're only showing the films on the billboard tonight, which one of them do you want to watch the most?
I had sex with a paraplegic girl once, it was weird.
Bucket list item
Please elaborate.
The apu trilogy, I love that little flog homie also I've always wanted to frick a wheelchair b***h
You can’t get them fixed? Just stare long enough for her to figure out which is your good eye and then work your magic with that one
Be yourself.
It is, also I have a 10 inch wiener
>he can't smash cut irl
lol
lmao
cope
why doesnt this work in real life
You're ugly.
It does, I used it on your mom
Last time I made a thread like this I got banned.
Feminist to the left, bimbo to the right.
and i’m stuck in the middle with you
smokes let’s go
Name 3 kinos and 2 films
>go to nightclubs and bars
I'd rather have nails driven through my hands and feet.
>Actor is fricking actress in missionary
>Camera is above him
>He comes
>"NNNNGGGH"
>Then he goes to her side
>They don't go to the bathroom
>He falls asleep with his dick hard
>She stays there while the cum drips on the sheets
You're right, my kino isn't kino if it doesn't show the cum drip waddle and after sex pee
Basically picrel
the sex scene is with Colin Farrell and Bridget Moynahan
>catch a girl looking at you
>she looks away extra-hard to neutralize the fact that she looked at you first
>catch a girl looking at you
>she makes a point to show her disgust before looking away like pic related, then laughs at herself
why do people in general do this kind of shit? not exactly while looking at me but I've seen many people 'react' to things they could have not reacted to. And that reaction only worked to make someone feel bad.
normgroids feel better about themselves by mocking others, you can even see it on these boards very often
women need to openly assert that they are better than undesirable men, not directly responding negatively to an ugly man's presence implies that man could potentially have a shot with her, which lowers her social value. So public signalling of superiority is required to maintain high value.
keep the lock, it's only over if she walk away
if she looks back introduce yourself
That's right champ, just introduce yourself and give her a firm handshake, that's how I met your mother
Yes
>Excuse me, is your name Pinky Toe? 'Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my place.
My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make you normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't really seem like you're getting any better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try out Iiving. You can go with your grandparents to buy a computer once you're there
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
Well it looks like my family can't take it anymore
Do it
damn I've never heard of parents putting their son in a retirement home.
that's brutal
Hey, at least they're doing something to try and change him for the better.
A move to a new environment might just be the ticket to leave in-neet-celdom.
It's some Costanza level shit.
>YOU'RE lettin' ME go!?
>Guangzhou
At least they have that dog eating festival, that's pretty kino.
>pfft H-hey anon, my friend here *snnrk*....my friend here says she thinks you're really cuuu-pfffffhahahahhaAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Thanks, but I'm not currently looking for anyone right now
>characters interlock foreskins together
>Characters are having a walking conversation
>convo ends by one of them getting in an elevator and the doors closing
>two characters talking on phone
>hang up without saying bye
rude
and FRICK THESE CAPTCHAS
>Look everyone, Anon finally came out of his cave!
>Your sister told me all about you!
>Are you going to say anything?
Girl in red is fat
Let's see what you get
rollan
frick off by 2
lmao
would be hapy with any of them except 3 and 5
rolling
nine
Goodnight bawds, Big Dick is in town.
check em
with the sound turned up from 0 to 11 of them making sex noises out of nowhere so that I have to grab the remote to turn the sound down
Characters dock penises. Next scene is them eating cheese doodles