Characters who did nothing wrong

I'll start us off: Dr Zaius

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME YOU DIRTY APE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I hate every chimp I see

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He can Chuck? He can Chuck! He can Chuck! He can Chuck!

    I can SNEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DR ZAIUS
    DR ZAIUS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOHHH DR. ZAIUS

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In-jokes ("memes") aside, it's actually a smart satire.

    >Humans perceived by an outside group would see us as some ultimate evil
    >the Ape society is however just as brutal and violent, and can't see their own hypocricy
    >Early on the Americans talk big about how they're going to kings within weeks, only to be enslaved themselves
    >The Human-Western view is flipped, where they are now the indiginous peoples being trampled by more technologically advanced colonizers who enslave and exploit them (ie humans are now native americans)
    >Zaius and the ape society is led by social conservatives who believe that their mythology must be maintained and hide away facts - obvious analogy to religin.
    >Apparently the original novel is some critique of french culture or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the original novel takes place in Paris and has shit like monkeys flying old timey airplanes. It's very bizarre and the 1968 movie does a great job of actually giving it real purpose

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh and the sequels are shit because they drop the satire elements, for just some Ape vs humans vs big head stories. Like, the apes were clearly just following the same path as the humans so it's lame some outsider group ends up causing the destruction. and lame that there are hyper evolved humans to begin with since that ruins the premise entirely.

        To make a proper sequel, the increasingly expansionist Ape empires start to war with each other, with some finding human weapons and it becomes an arms race. One finds a nuke and sets it to detonate and then boom ending.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah the original novel takes place in Paris and has shit like monkeys flying old timey airplanes. It's very bizarre and the 1968 movie does a great job of actually giving it real purpose

          for what it's worth, the Burton movie actually follows the novel a little bit more closely in some regards. both have the astronauts owning a pet chimpanzee, both end with the planet actually not being Earth and when the astronaut goes to Earth he realizes it's fucked up by apes too, etc. But it's clear that the novel is more commentary on class struggles in France whereas the 1968 movie actually seems to have a clearer message of satire and hysteria. I'm not really sure what the fuck the Burton movie was trying to be though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm not really sure what the fuck the Burton movie was trying to be though

            Nostalgia cash grab when those were first starting to take off. There was a few in the 90's like Adam's Family and Batman. Mark Mark is big, Apes is big, this will make dosh.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah the 2000s cash grabs were fucking weird though. I feel like the ones in the '90s had a general theme of picking up and giving Hollywood films to old properties that hadn't seen attention in a while: pulp comics, popular TV shows from the 50s and 60s, etc. But once we got to the 2000s, it started becoming a lot of remakes of films that already existed. There was also this weird obsession that started in the late '90s with the trying to feature length live action movies to cartoon characters that already had a lot of media, like the Chipmunks or the Grinch or the Smurfs. Planet of the apes definitely fell into that trap of just being a pointless remake of a better movie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was Hollywood canibalizing itself and they started with the media that the boomers were nostalgic for in the 80's and 90's so a lot of 50's and 60's properties. Notice how much 50's nostalgia there was in the 80's and how much 60's nostalgia in the 90's? There's like 30 years from when kids grow up and become parents and media consumers themselves so they get to direct new media waxing nostalgic. 1980 to 2010 was why we got the 80's revival. We're also dipping our toes into 90's nostalgia too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah I was going to go into the generational stuff because you're spot on, but I was also thinking about how some people are so fucking sick of everything having to be about generational stuff so just avoided it. but you are 100% right and now that millennials are the big demographic of middle aged adults they're amping up the '90s and 2000s nostalgia

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's definitely a 30 year delay, and Hollywood is going down the checklist of big properties from the 50's onwards to see what they can mine. So everything is just sequels/reboots/adaptions now. And they're also aimin them at Chinese and shit so they're less sophisticated and big explosions.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wonder what they'll do in ten years when there's nothing new left to reboot. Will they just human centipede it, with reboots of reboots?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >90's nostalgia
                Just kill me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Wahlberg had backed out of a commitment to Ocean's Eleven to take this role in Planet of the Apes (Matt Damon was eventually cast in the Ocean's Eleven role).[4] Whereas other actors contending for the Leo Davidson role wanted to see the script before signing a contract,[5] Wahlberg signed on after a five-minute meeting with Burton.[6] To avoid evoking associations with his previous work as an underwear model, Wahlberg did not wear a loincloth, even though Heston had worn one in the original film.
                bwahahaha Ari done fucked up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >colonialism... LE BAD
      Oy vey how insightful.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's cliche now but it's an interesting point in the 60's. A story reversing colonier versus colonized.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He said Taylor was lazy and that's just not true.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they did a really good job with the ape characterization in this film

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >did nothing wrong
    He lobotomized a guy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He had it coming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      victim of his time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was just trying to keep the peace.
      Attempting to stop a war from happening between apes and humans is the one thing he had been doing his entire life, he knew full well that if the truth about what was in the forbidden zone was revealed or the fact that these strange humans could talk, would cause chaos within his own society.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was most certainly the next Hitler.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Had to be done. Based Zaius had to do it to maintain civilization. He's the real hero.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're crazy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's also lazy

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DR. SNEEDUS
    DR. SNEEDUS

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CAN I PLAY THE PIANO ANY MORE?
    OF COURSE YOU CAN!
    WELL I COULDN'T BEFORE!
    >plays amazing piano refrain of the song's chorus

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Zee
    You'll never make a monkey out of me

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the setting but I don't see what was the point of five sequels when only one gakes place in the *actual* planet of the apes.
    Even the reboot series is more interesting than those. A shame the tv show is very inconsistent.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can i play the piano anymore?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course you can

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well i couldn't sneed!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE YOU DR ZAIUS!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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