what's the name of that alligator or crocodile in the sewers flick from the 80s or early 90s
I have a vague recollection of it that I might have imagined, from the thread 2 days ago
I wanna hop on this and ask what movie was it, that seemed like a similar 80s or 90s movie that was horror I guess and there like maybe a half alligator man or something and the alligator thing kills a man in a hotel pool
Crocodiles are fricking terrifying. At least sharks will attack only out off curiosity or confusion, we're not in their diet at all. Crocs don't give a frick, they will hunt and kill anything thatt moves, including you.
Jesus, in the middle of a stream and by some miracle not immediately death-rolled by the croc, and yet paralyzed with fear and shivering due to the dogs on the shore. Complete hopelessness.
imagine the choice here >should i tug away and try to rip off the fingers/hand/arm the croc has bitten down on >or let it drag me away to the water to drown (and be bitten more)
i tug away and try to rip off the fingers/hand/arm the croc has bitten down on >>or let it drag me away to the water to drown (and be bitten more)
That's an easy choice.
>It is correct to say that birds are the closest living relatives to all EXTINCT dinosaurs. The closest living relatives of ALL dinosaurs are the crocodilians (crocodiles, alligators, gharials).
also pic related used to be a dinosaur a long time ago and his rumble is the closest thing we will ever get to what dinosaurs actually sounded like
>crocs finish you off fast
oh no, not at all. They rip up your limbs and death roll you then drag you down to the bottom and let you finally drown. Probably one of the worst ways to die.
Komodos are what almost killed Steve Irwin before the ray got him.
He literally got up a tree inches from death, even got part of his boot heel nipped. He was simply out of his depth with non-Crocs.
You should be able to see most things with only 3 hours. Try to make it for the show where they have the gators jump out of the water to eat chicken. They also have a little thing where you can buy fish and make baby gators jump for it.
Speaking of gators, do you guys know the origin of the name Gatorade? It's actually extremely racist. It's name is a reference to the 1928 Gator Raids. White people dressed up as alligators and would go into black neighborhoods and bite the black men to death and rape the women while laughing and taunting them by saying things like "look at me, I'm just a silly little gator. Hehehe, I'm gonna bite ya, maybe just a little nibble."
Here's a picture from November 17th 1928 during the height of the Gator Raids.
That's false, it's from the concentration camps, the original name was "Gator Rape". The nazis trained Aligators to rape and then shut them in with the israelites and laughed as they were raped while drinking their new drink.
>killer crocodile >TWO of the three covers ive seeb have naked women on them >not a single naked women in the movies and the cutest one (the black girl) dies immediately after the film starts
Utter trash movie. That one frame you posted is also the only time the croc looks remotely decent.
Also its in italian with english dub which is the final straw.
The really crazy thing is that they're complete buttholes that will attack just about anything else, but they generally leave humans alone. I've heard theories that they're smart enough to know how capable humans actually are as a species and don't want to make an enemy of us, but I don't know how serious they were being.
So Cinemaphile bros. I saw a video of a grizzly defending its food from a pack of at least like 12 wolves. The wolves ended up fricking off but they were having a standoff for quite some time. And then it got me thinking. Surely the wolves would win that fight right? I mean there was so many of them...
Its weird cause I feel like a chimp or wolf is more dangerous than a croc. As long as you step on its mouth they can't do much unless theyre really big.
>People from a nation with a huge amount of undeveloped wilderness and dangerous animals like alligators, wolves and bears more confident about their animal-wrangling skills than people from a nation where the most dangerous animal they'll ever encounter is an angry cow. >Cinemaphile will actually act surprised about this.
>Some people don't believe they can beat a mouse >More people think they can beat a chimp over a King Cobra
I might be able to take a large dog but I wouldn't want to try. Try to shove my fist down it's throat. Think I would rather fight a big dog before an eagle. They will promptly claw out your eyes.
How do you beat a mouse
It's fast and dodgey
Your fist will just never land >juse use a mouse trap or other manmade tools
well I assume this is talking about 1v1 bare fight, otherwise any animal succumbs to like a rocket launcher and shit
I actually have punched a mouse to death in a drawer. Also stomped a few. My favorite was when I opened a drawer and a mouse inside startled me so I slammed the drawer shut which snapped the mouse in half. Stupid fricker shouldn't have tried to beat my reaction time and jump out.
[...]
It's not all in the tigers way though
https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/other-states/crocodile-kills-tiger-in-sunderbans-island/article2340792.ece
It's not all in the tigers way though
https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/other-states/crocodile-kills-tiger-in-sunderbans-island/article2340792.ece
[...]
It's not all in the tigers way though
https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/other-states/crocodile-kills-tiger-in-sunderbans-island/article2340792.ece
Those are juveniles, moron.
Once the male pups are big enough, the alpha male exiles them from the pack and they have to live on their own, usually teaming up with other young male lions.
Eating children.
I don't care for that troony's delusions. That was a puppet.
Hardly a crime. israelites do it all the time and they never go to prison.
movie?
Happy Gilmore
He's a big croc
FOR
YOU
what's the name of that alligator or crocodile in the sewers flick from the 80s or early 90s
I have a vague recollection of it that I might have imagined, from the thread 2 days ago
Alligator
I wanna hop on this and ask what movie was it, that seemed like a similar 80s or 90s movie that was horror I guess and there like maybe a half alligator man or something and the alligator thing kills a man in a hotel pool
Rogue
Crocodiles are fricking terrifying. At least sharks will attack only out off curiosity or confusion, we're not in their diet at all. Crocs don't give a frick, they will hunt and kill anything thatt moves, including you.
I love this video. He just turns around and says “Carl, what the hell?” after having his arm ripped off.
That turn at the end
>What the frick
are crocodiles morons?????
Unironically yes, very small brains but they make up for it in other ways including their incredibly short mental pathway to aggression.
so the aquatic version of the pit bull?
yes reptiles are drooling morons
Not as moronic as liberals, but yes.
>carl what the frick?!?!
Nah theyre big dumb idiots as long as you avoid the jaw you're fine.
br00tal
Look at that lil guy go
Now that is what I call a zoomer hahaha
I get it here take my upvote
ALL SMILES
thats one cool croc
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KOWABUNGA DUDES
based croc
>crocodiles love waterslides
thats pretty rad
So fricking cool.
OH FRICK THEY CAN USE WATER SLIDES
OH SHIT
OH FRICK
DEY SLIDE NOW?!
>eating a Floridian? a succulent Floridian spic?
Anyone has the webm of the crocodile biting the chicken's head? Fricker looked so smug.
Pack animals are so moronic. No desire to help each other whatsoever
>Pack animals are so moronic. No desire to help each other whatsoever
That's why you are an apex predator and eat pack animals.
It would likely just die from infection or something anyways. Not worth the risk.
>others could just run up and gore it or just stomp it
>they just all stand there and stare
>Successfully positions itself so the croc cannot roll only hold on
What happens next?
Caturday is now Gatorday until further notice
There was a video of a zebra getting its face ripped off. Pretty brutal
Such is life. Rip zebro
Jesus this one was too hard to watch, wish that croc had finished the job properly
I think I'd rather drown
fricked on land
fricked in water
is there ever a situation where an antelope isnt fricked?
It literally evolved as a food source, so no.
and they say god doesn't have a sense of humor
Jesus, in the middle of a stream and by some miracle not immediately death-rolled by the croc, and yet paralyzed with fear and shivering due to the dogs on the shore. Complete hopelessness.
The croc would rather you drown too
>maybe if I kiss the wound, I'll be okay
damn
It doesn't know those are its own guts. It's in a lot of pain and sees something it doesn't recognize attached to it, so it's trying to pull them off.
still mad to see. like someone desperately trying to hold their innards in after being disemboweled
It's gonna be like a thousand mommy kisses to make that all better
Did he died?
Someone shoot that zebra out of its misery.
the weak should fear the strong
>monster can easily kill and stalk you on both land and water
>in real life
Why is this allowed?
They used to be worse. The old ones had big legs and ran like dogs.
ran you say?
what happened after webm ended
They got married and lived happily ever after
actually beautiful animals
Fills me with anxiety
The director said cut and they took a 5 minute break.
imagine the choice here
>should i tug away and try to rip off the fingers/hand/arm the croc has bitten down on
>or let it drag me away to the water to drown (and be bitten more)
i tug away and try to rip off the fingers/hand/arm the croc has bitten down on
>>or let it drag me away to the water to drown (and be bitten more)
That's an easy choice.
one is obviously worse than the other but both fricking suck
kek outplayed
croc bro used the meat as bait to get the moron's hands
One count of eating a succulent Chinese meal.
Book him, boys.
i see you know your judo well
that guy is insane what the frick
i love off topic threads bros
For me it's
Lake Placid
Black Water
Rogue
Crawl
Killer Crocodile
Alligator
Blood Surf for cheese
Killer Crocodile is a movie
tresspassing
lol
thats cute 🙂
cute little cannibals
>interstellar_theme.mp4
he cute
HES FAST
>I'll spin, that's a good trick
>yfw thats an actual fricking living dinosaur
Where are the feathers?
gottem
not all dinos wore feathers chud, thats a velociraptor meme
crocodiles aren't dinosaurs. birds are
>It is correct to say that birds are the closest living relatives to all EXTINCT dinosaurs. The closest living relatives of ALL dinosaurs are the crocodilians (crocodiles, alligators, gharials).
also pic related used to be a dinosaur a long time ago and his rumble is the closest thing we will ever get to what dinosaurs actually sounded like
look at the way it fricking walks, that's a t-rex's great great great great great great great grandson right there
No, wrong.
Birds are therapod dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs are archosaurs, so are crocodilians. However not all archosaurs are dinosaurs, and crocs aren't dinosaurs.
So birds are a kind of therapod which is a kind of Dinosaur which is a kind of archosaur which is a kind of reptile.
Croc movies are unironically my favorite creature features.
Just make them gigantic and they're easily the best movie monsters.
At least crocs finish you off fast.
This shit is still the most disturbing animal live kill I've ever seen in my life.
you havent seen the african wild dogs eating an antelope butthole first?
>pulls out that pretty much fully formed baby deer
>swallows it whole in 3 seconds
>goes back for more of mom
nature can be grim
classic
post it
fawn spent a few moments in the world only to get vored alive
>crocs finish you off fast
oh no, not at all. They rip up your limbs and death roll you then drag you down to the bottom and let you finally drown. Probably one of the worst ways to die.
komobro is spawn camping
Komodos are what almost killed Steve Irwin before the ray got him.
He literally got up a tree inches from death, even got part of his boot heel nipped. He was simply out of his depth with non-Crocs.
anyone been here? might be going in a few months
my sister did and she loved it. Saw soem baby gators
It’s neat and pretty cheap. Worth a visit.
how many hours should i spend there? i might only have 2-3 hours. is that enough?
You're going to SEE alligators, not hook up with one, date it and marry it.
Not with that attitude
Yeah that would be silly and weird haha who would want a crocwife lol
i'll do whatever i please with them
You should be able to see most things with only 3 hours. Try to make it for the show where they have the gators jump out of the water to eat chicken. They also have a little thing where you can buy fish and make baby gators jump for it.
based thanks. did you do the "adventure tour"?
Yeah, it’s fun
Speaking of gators, do you guys know the origin of the name Gatorade? It's actually extremely racist. It's name is a reference to the 1928 Gator Raids. White people dressed up as alligators and would go into black neighborhoods and bite the black men to death and rape the women while laughing and taunting them by saying things like "look at me, I'm just a silly little gator. Hehehe, I'm gonna bite ya, maybe just a little nibble."
Here's a picture from November 17th 1928 during the height of the Gator Raids.
Sounds crazy but it actually happened. Never forget
That's false, it's from the concentration camps, the original name was "Gator Rape". The nazis trained Aligators to rape and then shut them in with the israelites and laughed as they were raped while drinking their new drink.
We need Jordan Peele to make a movie out of this horrible part of history
It's like Tulsa all over again, I heard about this on NPR
It was in 1927, moron.
It was for the university of florida football team literally gator aide
I hope you catch gator aids and die
never seen something like that b4
The other gators will never believe him.
Imagine the smell.
you've seen tiger king
now beyold the swamp infused majesty of gator king
god that movie kicks so much ass
?t=428
What kino?
Killer Crocodile
Cute little bastard
couldnt find my croc webm s
close enough
Croclets btfo
why seal so big
1. being big is an evolutionary advantage for them
2. There's a lot of delicious fish in the sea
Ive honestly wondered why so much shit in the ocean is huge in general. Is it just because of all the extra space?
Literally the only way to escape up the food chain is by being bigger.
large things move more efficiently through water than small things
>21,780,142 km2
Makes sense.
I've seen some of those up "close" (like 20 meters away.
They can be even bigger. And they smell awful
>OY I'M WALKIN' HEEEEEEAAAAR!!!
wild to think that a grown 6ft. man would only roughly reach the bear's shoulder. absolute units
>killer crocodile
>TWO of the three covers ive seeb have naked women on them
>not a single naked women in the movies and the cutest one (the black girl) dies immediately after the film starts
Utter trash movie. That one frame you posted is also the only time the croc looks remotely decent.
Also its in italian with english dub which is the final straw.
>Italian movie with naked women on the cover has no naked women in it
wtf
DISGRATZIATA
>dabs on great white cucks
Name a more based water based creature. Ill wait.
Arent these things like THE apex predator of the ocean? Like literally nothing hunts them?
Yes. And yet they have literally ZERO recorded fatal human attacks in the wild.
>always finishes the job
>never leaves a witness
Truly the greatest predator
The really crazy thing is that they're complete buttholes that will attack just about anything else, but they generally leave humans alone. I've heard theories that they're smart enough to know how capable humans actually are as a species and don't want to make an enemy of us, but I don't know how serious they were being.
They are like super smart arent they?
>he doesn't know
Unverified but there are reports coming in of orca attacks on humans, though limited to... one specific group.
There are a few 'big enough' predators that don't get hunted by anything. Sperm whales are a lot bigger than both of those guys
blue whales are predators too
Cetaceans are by far the coolest creatures on this planet. Idk why they dont get more love on Cinemaphile Cinemaphileimal threads.
>that one guy that was briefly swallowed by a humpback
how do dugongs and songbirds even exist in this hellish monster world?
By being based.
>me eating french fries after 6 beers
tfw no stellars sea cow
What a stellar sea cowe
Very carefully
mammals are goat on land and in water
thats one big croc
What’s with all the Cinemaphile threads on tv lately?
Cinemaphile threads are the best threads Cinemaphile has to offer anymore
majestic
>Frick it. I'm not Chinese anyways
How does Croc measure against the fiercest mammal ever laid upon the Earth?
I imagine crocs are too stupid to be afraid so they would duck up geese
>Geese
>mammal
you illiterate fool
>he never had goose milk
You have my pity brother
that wasn't milk
>mfw cant find my croc webms
Rip gatorchad
>escapes your croc farm
Cinemaphile wont admit it, but roger moore was best bond
post webms where humans are shooting these ugly ass gators fr
frogs are basically crocodiles
So Cinemaphile bros. I saw a video of a grizzly defending its food from a pack of at least like 12 wolves. The wolves ended up fricking off but they were having a standoff for quite some time. And then it got me thinking. Surely the wolves would win that fight right? I mean there was so many of them...
Bear fur/skin is thick, and bears are powerhouses. Wolves must've been starving if they did that.
i could take on at least 15 midgets
Fully armored iron hills dwarves or wretched usury goblins?
you know what i mean
Where is commodus when you need him?
It was wolves going at the bear not fricking chihuahuas. And i bet 15 midgets would handle you.
Wolves have only so much bite in them, vs thick hided, fat and muscle bound bear. And the bear can literally kill a wolf with the flick of his wrist.
Yeah, who wants to be the first 5 that die wearing him down?
How are some people that stupid?
Americans have Davey Crocket. I'm sure the Australians would poll about 25% higher than the Americans.
The other day I defeated a spider by creating a lance out of a broomstick, toilet paper and duct tape, I could beat anything now
I really wanna know how these questions were posed cause these answers make no sense
The question is literally in the pic mate.
Well considering the average american is much stronger than the average island dwelling cuck, it makes sense more are confident in their skills.
Its weird cause I feel like a chimp or wolf is more dangerous than a croc. As long as you step on its mouth they can't do much unless theyre really big.
>People from a nation with a huge amount of undeveloped wilderness and dangerous animals like alligators, wolves and bears more confident about their animal-wrangling skills than people from a nation where the most dangerous animal they'll ever encounter is an angry cow.
>Cinemaphile will actually act surprised about this.
i'm more concerned that 28% of Americans and 33% of Brits don't think they'd be able to beat a rat in a fight
like, it's a rat
just kick it
wtf
You seem to be forgetting the fact that there are almost undoubtedly women responding to that poll.
Yeah they're called Britons
You laugh until you realize those 8 guys have probably gone out and killed multiple bears throughout their lives.
Unarmed? Doubt.
>Some people don't believe they can beat a mouse
>More people think they can beat a chimp over a King Cobra
I might be able to take a large dog but I wouldn't want to try. Try to shove my fist down it's throat. Think I would rather fight a big dog before an eagle. They will promptly claw out your eyes.
How do you beat a mouse
It's fast and dodgey
Your fist will just never land
>juse use a mouse trap or other manmade tools
well I assume this is talking about 1v1 bare fight, otherwise any animal succumbs to like a rocket launcher and shit
I actually have punched a mouse to death in a drawer. Also stomped a few. My favorite was when I opened a drawer and a mouse inside startled me so I slammed the drawer shut which snapped the mouse in half. Stupid fricker shouldn't have tried to beat my reaction time and jump out.
That's kinda fricked up, I wouldn't be able to commit such violence on a (cute) animal myself.
Just get a cat.
One time i was sweeping and a mouse charged out at me. I panicked and just swung with the broom and ended up smashing that fricker. Was kind gross tbh
"Let's go swimming in the river lad- ACK!"
>thread is full of interesting short videos of croc/gator footage
>post gay 23 minute video of some gay talking with no footage
i'll pass
I'm sorry for ruining the thread, will you accept my apology?
let me think about it
Gator infestation. Bad one too. Gonna have to condemn the building.
>you've come to the wrong neighborhood
WHO LET THE CROCS OUT WHO WHO
Tadaima!
for me it's
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
i drive a chevrolet movie theater
BIG WHITE CROC
cool it with the racism
Made for big white croc
When you forgot to apply textures in blendar
They'll fix it in post
mfw done in by a fricking manta ray
$299.00? Crikey!
>Doesn't include the movie.
No kino, no buy.
If Steve was still alive this would be on Amazon and on Blu Ray for $50
god what an amazing shot
even fooled the cameraman
3 mammals one dinosaur
anyone have any webms of a jaguar crushing a croc's skull? those cats are hardcore
It's a caiman but ye
The revenge of Caturday
>would it hurt if I bit off your tail?
hippos are like the dugongs alcoholic butthole cousin
PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH D: D:
Based elephant matriarch btfoing gatorgays
Why the frick did it take so long? They just let it gnaw on the young elephant for ever.
Kids gotta learn.
Gator bros... what was he thinking?
>Look at this noodle in my face
>ima bite it
>*bites noodle*
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRICK FRICK FRICK AHHHHHHHH
Are the elephants murdering the crocs in these clips?
>DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME GATOR FRICKING SHITS
I hate Hippos so fricking much it's unreal
hippos are scary
Who the frick won?
there's no shot a croc can take down a hippo
heaviest wins nearly every time in nature
Was the Hipbro trying to save the antelope?
>that bird in the back chilling
hippos are the pitbulls of the animal kingdom
Why does everyone bully crocos 🙁
they are so useless on land
>crocodile tears
next stop: the briny deep
metal af
It's not all in the tigers way though
https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/other-states/crocodile-kills-tiger-in-sunderbans-island/article2340792.ece
based jagchads dabbing on lizardcels
Frogchads win again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIT
Holy fricking shit
Just takes him like a chewie toy
There's good eatin on them!
gators btfo
What's with her lower lip? looks paralyzed or wounded
>her
Lionsisters...We pass!
They have no manes though??
They have small manes and you can see their testicles
Oh...
But don't lionesses usually hunt while lion just fricks and slacks
They look like adolescent lions so probably don't have a pride of their own yet
Why did the little one come back? This one is kinda sad
Literally nowhere else to go. The whole savannah is hungry jaws.
You gotta have a harem first. Young lions do their own hunting, as well as unsuccessful males. The Ghost in the Darkness lions were two males.
They didn't elaborate on that in Lion King...
To get a pride they have to oust the alpha
>They have small manes and you can see their testicles
I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO
Those are juveniles, moron.
Once the male pups are big enough, the alpha male exiles them from the pack and they have to live on their own, usually teaming up with other young male lions.
FRAT
Their mouth are always drooping open because they can't sweat and Africa is fricking hot.
The poor croc literally has no energy to scare away the jaguar
Happy Gilmore wasn't supposed to be a documentary...
>all these """""dinosaur""""" wannabes
Not even ostriches want to be ostriches
Should have named it
>epstein.webm
Is he ok?!?!?!?!
LOL how the frick can you exert enough force to pull your own fricking head off. Jesus what a moron
>There are necklets ITT right now who can't even flex with enough force to snap their own vertebrae.
best thread on Cinemaphile in days
what if we rode ostriches instead of horses?
https://arcadespot.com/game/joust/
Any of you boys ever eat smoked gator
It was ok grilled on kabobs.
PROOOOH :DD
It's always the indian elephants you see groping women
African elephants cannot be domesticated
if you get close to a calf, his mother will fold you into an origami
Here's an africano going PROOoooo! >_<
>Indiant Elephants get gropey
>African Elephants get violent
really makes you think
>European mammothcels went extinct
>he doesn't know about the big olifant
European elephants had to compete with European men.
>mfw the jannies rangeban my IP like homosexuals
K I N O
I
N
O
moisturized
flourishing
in my lane
Remember kids, nobody likes a smelly crock
wish she'd clean my croc
>jordan_peterson.webm
So long Cinemaphileibros