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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kidnapping
    >Abduction
    >Unlawful Imprisonment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He never kidnapped a child, so it's just normal nap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's just normal nap
        I'm done with this fricking board for today.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nap time already? Frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You do realize kidnapping is a term used even for adults right? If you force a person to move to an area under duress depending on the state (varies by feet) you can be charged with unlawful kidnapping

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          god americans are such gays lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Insult and doesn't dispute the facts

            Congrats you've lost please see your way out

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                add another line through that 4 please

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick he won in a single move...

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love the mental gymnastics all these brainlets go through in these b8 threads trying to justify that “he did nothing wrong” kek.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they're bait threads, wouldn't that imply the guys doing are just having fun, spaz?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kidnapping

    That's all

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    changing his motives too fricking much

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKING KIDNAPPING. ITS ALWAYS BEEN KIDNAPPING

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    being a c**t

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another hilarious thread anon.
    Unironically murder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. Amanda

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But officers, you killed him, not me, you should charge yourselves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spiral is Saw for people who thought Saw was too confusing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this says A LOT about cops, society and black people

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cops are morons who get tricked by equally moronic cops
        I guess it's accurate at least

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing inaccurate was the Black needing to be puppeteered into trying to shoot the cops instead of doing it on his own accord.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone in that scene is a cop

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              A Black doesn't stop being a Black just because you put him in a suit.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Drugging, Torture, willful wreckless endangerment, homicide, pre meditated murder.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We hereby find the defendant guilty of being in shitty movies!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"KILLING IS DISTASTEFUL."
    >Tortures thousands of morons through medieval torture techniques because some robber pushed a door on his wife.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The series is so good. First, Jigsaw being a delusional ideologue. Then, Amanda trying to do his work but failing because she's incompetent. Then Hoffman continuing his work, being sociopathic and killing innocent people like the janitor and the girlfriend in the last one

    Jigsaw and Spiral were shit though. 7 was the last good one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Then Hoffman continuing his work, being sociopathic and killing innocent people like the janitor
      Jigsaw designed that one, Hoffman did not tamper with the trap's design or intentions, Jigsaw himself was on the tape explaining and demeaning the janitor for smoking. Hoffman was a garbage character anyway but the point wasn't to show Hoffman was targeting innocent people, it was just flat out shit writing.

      Shit writing as in the Saw 4 - 7 writers didn't understand the Saw series to begin with. Their intention at that point was for Jigsaw to be a vigilante, you know, completely missing the point of the character, so in the context of "shit Saw", which Saw VI is, the janitor being in that trap makes no sense and is hilarious, but what'd you expect at that point since the series has devolved irredeemable trash so who cares anymore. In the context of the good Saw movies (the first few) Jigsaw putting someone in a trap for smoking is top tier and is exactly the kind of petty reason he would torture someone. He's angry that he has cancer and this person who's been smoking like a chimney his entire life doesn't. So I'm gonna put this piece of shit in a torture game because I'm spiteful and bitter. That's back when the series was great and Jigsaw was a scary villain. Saw VI is when the series was schlock garbage.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you willfully kidnap people and force them in death trap dungeons where they must face severe bodily injuries or death and they die. Then you are responsible for those deaths. They would not be in that unique deadly situation without your direct interference

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tax Evasion

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HE WON

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit theory

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kidnapping and felony murder

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What are you talking about? He's a willing accomplice with the pig mask people and sets up the elaborate traps with his voice on the recordings. Even if they can't charge him directly with kidnapping he's an accessory to planning a kidnapping and having full acknowledgement and awareness of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      If you can sue walmart for a wet floor , you can press charges on a guy for strapping you in a torture device and surgically putting a key in your eyeball. Even if you did everything perfect for his shitty test that eye will be forever ruined at the very least. The guy who cut his own foot off died from blood loss and was deliberately locked and left to die despite doing something worthy of passing the test

      [...]
      this career might not be for you lol

      [...]
      >law student here
      Your opinion is worthless until you graduate and take the bar. Until then, you’re a little frickwit paying for an overpriced degree mill

      newbies

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you can sue walmart for a wet floor , you can press charges on a guy for strapping you in a torture device and surgically putting a key in your eyeball. Even if you did everything perfect for his shitty test that eye will be forever ruined at the very least. The guy who cut his own foot off died from blood loss and was deliberately locked and left to die despite doing something worthy of passing the test

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Walmart os a corporation not a person, different rules.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
    >The charges, IA?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how mad these threads make autists

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    didn't he like shackle a guy's foot to a radiator? that's definitely not legal to do in the usa. maybe it is in whatever shithole european future russian target practice dump of a moron country you live in though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And batman beats up bad guys.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who the frick do you think you are talking to you c**t b***h never reply to me again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Feisty, aren’t we?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he should moisturize more

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            oooh i'm shaking in my boots what are you gonna do tie my wienerhead to some string attached to a shotgun trigger and show me gay porn until my nutsack blows off i'm onto you frickface that clown doll tricycle routine is played out and you're going to jail

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >things that will never ever happen irl
    *yawn
    >inb4 some obscure fricked up serial killer

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Well Mr. Kramer, or Jigsaw, as you like to call yourself, we've put you in a prison cell and locked the door. We know that we can't convict you of any crime, but this is not imprisonment. In the corner of your cell is a bed sheet which you can use to make a noose with which to have a nice day, after which we'd remove your body, giving you freedom again. Live or die, your choice.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who ever thought that Chris Rock was a good choice for that role?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one but he wanted to produce and star in it and he's a name and the series was wrapped up already so they said "ok, sure"

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >law student here
    Your opinion is worthless until you graduate and take the bar. Until then, you’re a little frickwit paying for an overpriced degree mill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Former law student here. Graduated, passed the bar. Jigsaw is innocent of all criminal charges.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Likely unlawful disposal of a corpse.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    didn't he set a boobytrap that killed a cop;? i'm pretty sure boobytraps are highly illegal.

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