Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Who got the worst punishment?

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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Augustus Gloop fricking died and got called a nincompoop by a bunch of pajeet midgets. Maybe he shouldn't have been such a fat frick but goddamn

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That actor was east African, not Indian, just fyi.

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hers was the most out-there and humiliating. Also not sure why "chewing gum" is that much of a punishable sin.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Her sin was pride, also she was pretty gross and dirty in the original. So pride and being a slob.

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit is that the I'm a Surgeon dude?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick you're right lmao

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit is that the I'm a Surgeon dude?

        based zoomer morons

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick you're right lmao

      He was one of the biggest child actors back in the 00s I don't why it surpirses you

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    the guy who got turned into a fricking chocolate

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Gloop who's body got permanently fricked, so did Violets but it was least had the positive aspect of making her flexible.
      Honourable mention to Mike for being the least deserved, dude was just calling Wonka on his shit

      Wait, he got TURNED INTO chocolate? How the frick did that happen? I thought he just got coated in it.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        He didn’t really get turned into chocolate. The Oompa Loompas sing a song about turning him into chocolate.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          no he got turned into chocolate. he eats his own fingers at the end of the movie

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            He’s licking the chocolate off. He’s clearly covered in chocolate

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              then why would his mom say that?

              if willy has the power to turn people into fricking blueberries, you really think getting turned into chocolate is out of the realm of possibility?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Because that’s what parents say when kids stick their fingers in their mouth

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Gloop who's body got permanently fricked, so did Violets but it was least had the positive aspect of making her flexible.
    Honourable mention to Mike for being the least deserved, dude was just calling Wonka on his shit

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >dude was just calling Wonka on his shit
      Dude got the ticket cause he hacked Wonka's mainframe and figured it out. He doesn't even like chocolate so he basically did it out of pure spite and ruined hundreds of thousands of kids hopes and dreams by snatching up a ticket. Then all through the tour he's just a huge fricking butthole to all the kids and Wonka so honestly he may not be as bad as the rest of the kids he still deserves it

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude got the ticket cause he hacked Wonka's mainframe and figured it out. He doesn't even like chocolate so he basically did it out of pure spite and ruined hundreds of thousands of kids hopes and dreams by snatching up a ticket.
        All the kids were hand picked and just there to help teach Charlie

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    from worst to minor inconvience at best
    >kid who got shrunk
    he is now stuck as a permanent freak with no real way to hide it, his very form is that of pure body horror, nobody will ever get used to his freakish form
    >bubblegum girl
    while also never being able to have a normal life again at least she still has somewhat normal human proportions and if she is desperate enough can probably cover up her freakish skin tone and maybe even fix it over time, and its at least something people can get used to, plus she has some perks with being flexible
    >fatfrick
    from what I remember nothing about him actually changed he just had a traumitizing experience of nearly drowning and evne then he didn't seem that phased by it, granted having to go home covered in chocolate with a pissed off mom wouldn't be pleasant but having the clean up the coco in his hair, getting grounded, and possibly being the butt of many jokes at family gatherings is the worst he will get, certainly far better than the previous two
    >richgay girl
    at worst her clothes got dirty and her father maybe started realizing spoiling her rotten is a bad thing, worst she will get is her father growing a spine but in terms of punishment she got her ego bruised at best

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Think the ticket winners stayed in touch as they became adults? At least half of them became freaks.

    Also who gets to pound Violet's juicy blueberry booty?

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    my benis

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    If we judge by their outcomes:
    Augustus Gloop is now skinny, Mike Teevee is tall, so they got something good out of it
    Veruca is unharmed. She can just take a bath at her mansion
    Violet is blue, all her skin is blue.
    Mike Teevee had a cool adventure, going through the tv. He wanted it. Augustus and Veruca had a scary experience, but came out okay.
    Violet had to undergo body horror, being inflated like that.
    Violet definitely got the worst out of anyone.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit I realized that Augustus doesn’t turn skinny in the movie, that’s only in the book. In the book the tubes make him thin.
      Okay, he just needs a bath though

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Viewer for watching this shit

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Who got the worst punishment?
      Me, for seeing that garbage.

      the audience

      >Who got the worst punishment?
      anybody unlucky enough to watch the shitty johnny debt version.

      The audience

      my people

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the original when they all actually died and Wonka is the original Jigsaw

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Wonka is the original Jigsaw
      >hey kids wanna play game of pop rocks and soda?
      >whoever wins will get lifetime supply of candy

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    contrarians who can't admit this is the best Willy Wonka version and the best movie of this IP

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      im a roald dahl purist and the songs are all from the books so its the best one

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The audience

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Who got the worst punishment?
      anybody unlucky enough to watch the shitty johnny debt version.

      >Who got the worst punishment?
      Me, for seeing that garbage.

      What's your issue, it's a good movie.

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Who got the worst punishment?
    anybody unlucky enough to watch the shitty johnny debt version.

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Who got the worst punishment?
    Me, for seeing that garbage.

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    the audience

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