>ching chong. Wtf

>ching chong
Wtf

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Miss this homie popping useless advice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >schizo
      I'm sure she totally named the character a nonsensical Chinese sounding name that actually sounds like ching chong for a totally different reason

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rowling is a hack.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >harry knows 3 disarming spells
    >teaches other kids defense against the dark arts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wizards can't cast spells without wands
      >entire strategy of fighting other wizards doesn't revolve around disabling the wands themselves instead of the wizards

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The wand is a European invention, and while African witches and wizards have adopted it as a useful tool in the last century, many spells are cast simply by pointing the finger or through hand gestures. (Pottermore - Uagadou)
        Some wizards are able to do magic well without the use of a wand
        The magic wand originated in Europe. Wands channel magic so as to make its effects both more precise and more powerful, although it is generally held to be a mark of the very greatest witches and wizards that they have also been able to produce wandless magic of a very high quality. As the Native American Animagi and potion-makers demonstrated, wandless magic can attain great complexity, but Charms and Transfiguration are very difficult without one. (Pottermore - History of Magic in North America)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >American wizards use guns to cast spells
        What did Rowling mean by this?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Also in the smart people house

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rowling was redpilling us this whole time

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Harry got up to stretch his legs a bit, before that dreadful Asian slag appeared.
    >HERRO HARRY MY NAME CHING CHONG ME SO HORNY ME ROVE YOU RONG TIME, I COMEA TO HOGWARTS FOR SCHOORING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      >that be racist tho

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a waste of good curry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hmm...how am i gonna show that they were left out of choices for the ball dance? Oh I know!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      one of the indian lady got beat up irl by her family or so goes the story

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shitloads of bondage art of cho chang draws her as wearing knee high heeled boots.

    I don't know why, but I like it.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do you think thsres a spell that causes spontaneous orgasms?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he's gotta have the biggest lips and biggest nose
    >and he'll be devarious shon'drell jackson

    Is Rowling /ourgirl/?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IF YOU DON'T KNOW, NOW YOU KNOW, homie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >BLACK COULD BE ANYWHERE
      >camera pans to the one black character in the entire franchise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IF YOU DON'T KNOW, NOW YOU KNOW, homie

      IT WAS ALL A DREAM
      I used to read Quibbler Magazine
      Snape and Filtch and Dumble D up in the limousine
      Moving pictures on my wall
      Every saturday troll attack, doin magic down the halls
      I let my wand rock til my wand popped

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i never watched the movies

    why is harry holding her other chopstick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Who do you think owns the Gringotts bank? Hello?!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only cute girl in the entire series aside from draco's gf

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    u just know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Be daughter of high ranking Chinese politician

      >Get engaged to a white man

      Dad must be seething

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >communism loses to BWC
        its poetry, really.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He wanted that. That's how they steal state secrets

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nah thats just cope. the ones they steal state secrets with are intelligence assets before they enter the country, not their privileged CCP elite teenagers that they send to school overseas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would he, most asians are happy that their daughters marry white guys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I actually know a hardcore super Long Island Republican dude whose dating the daughter of some high up CCP officials who run her prefecture.
        They look very happy and can be regularly seen cooking and baking together, it's quite cute.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are people racist against asians?
    Asians have a great culture that values respect, intelligence and non-violence .

    I understand why people are racist against blacks, but if you're racist against asians, you're basically the same as a black: unintelligent, violent, bad values, basically raised poorly by your parents

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > unintelligent, violent, bad values, basically raised poorly by your parents
      Your answered your question. That's what the vast majority of racists are.
      It's a lot more noticeable in more run down communities though.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys know any light hearted adventure books you'd recommend?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no, i'd only recommend good literature, not genre shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ching chong
    Is that a spell to turn an everyday object into an accident waiting to happen?

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