>Chocolate cake, gameboy...
>Ok, leave the cake and game boy and fuck off
I'll take the gameboy, thanks cunt
>be kid me
>see this scene from Picket Fences with the other kid from Eerie Indiana and boner fuel from Dumb & Dumber
>image burned deep into the childhood development of my inner most sexual fantasies for all eternity
>grow and become charismatic/charming adult
>succeed at banging smoking hot chick while eating cake and playing gameboy all at same time
> <--pic related of future me thinking about my past self
I even remember getting pissed at the episode where the israeli guy (he's clearly CLEARLY extra-israelitey looking, I mean he was selected by the casting agent for his semitic features and the yiddish/old-brooklyn bit) was talking about Slivovica and about the "Carpathian Mountains or some shit" and as a Serb it was just pissing the fucken hell out of me to no end. Wrong wrong wrong.
>Cake, Gameboy and me scene from Picket Fences
>Harry Dunn's laxative toilet scene from Dumb and Dumber with Holly telling him the toilets broken.
I think i know where this is going, But i like it.
>pedophilia is ok when women do it
Because people can condone putting in more than being put in
they have to be hot as well
Literally correct. Men are hornier the younger they are, women gets hornier with age. It's literally what nature intended.
not ok but not as bad, just like with lesbians. If a woman fucks a pubescent boy it is seen as glorious for the boy by men and women (even though it is 100% assault if the boy is under 12) but if a girl is fucked by a dude when she is that age it is seen as a downgrade and tragic by men and women alike.
Whether or not people want to admit it, men are perceived as being valuable with more sexual activity and women with less. Not saying it's right it's just the way of the world
he was obviously in puberty so its not pedophilia anon
are you implying that she is a pedophile? and that they would have steamy sex together?
They loved him because he told the truth
>he never had a hot older woman teacher in school whos ass he would have buried his face/dick into if given the option
i agree though pedophilia is never ok
>hot older woman teacher
I had several of those, at least 4, several neighbors, a few older friends, a babysitter...
Thinking about it, it's no wonder I like /ss/ now
>my hot teacher from school is my daughter's teacher
>she's now fat and lets the brownoids litter the entire classroom floor with bits of trash
>doesn't even clean it up for interviews
we're homeschooling now
>tfw everyone calls you the smartest kid on the block
>You get tutoring, one on one in physics
>Your teacher points at the page and says: "What did we just say?", helping you cheat.
I was such a fucking retard. She helped me to the best of her abbilities at least.
My gifts lay elewhere. I would go on the bus with a hidden baseball bat and knock out five guys.
Literally unironically yes, because when women do it, its not pedophilia, its the fucking norm
Across all cultures around the world, boys must have sex to become men. Many older women take it upon themselves to teach young boys the way of sex so they can become men and know how to take a girls virginity when the times comes. All the men in my village lost their virginities to older women including my father and uncle.
Studies were done that prove older woman + young man yield extremely positive results mentally. Its probably why western men are so emasculated, insecure and cucked since their own society shuns this. Take the /ss/pill
Uhhh what is the context of this
The child is a clone of Eva's dead fiancé Matt Smith that Eva delivered by caesarian section, I think he ages more rapidly than normal or something because he grows up and impregnates Eva while taking her virginity
It's a weird film, probably the French were involved somewhere
When I was a little boy I would have picked pussy.
>when i was a
>cake looks dry as fuck
>NOT a gameboy color
Fuck it whip out them tits
You can't see it in this shot but he has a Super Gameboy in his SNES.
>ywn be a young boy plowing a MILF from behind as you eat cake and play Tetris
Why go on?
boy me still wouldve chosen feet
honestly sex isn't as good as a gameboy
does the gameboy come with any games?
someone please acknowledge my topical michael rosen post
she says "chocolate cake, gameboy and me" tho
I can't get an erection anymore, so leave the cake and the gameboy. And bring me a cup of coffee with milk (no sugar) since you're being so nice, please.
Thank you kind lady
Any porn/porn game/movie/anime/whatever with this feeling?
>jerks you off with one hand
>feeds you cake with the other
eating the cake off her body
The gameboy can wait.
>Look around if some degen drew ero art of this scene
>Absolutely nothing at all
I might have to be the change I want to see
I miss the 90's
Retards, she doesn't make him choose.
we get it you have no imagination
>cuddle and feed her the cake
>throw the gameboy on the floor to sell to some need later
>the cake makes her real gassy
>enjoy the fruits (braps) of my labour
>write her letters while she is in jail for molesting me
My name is Chad btw
Didn't the original actor of that kid say not too long ago that peak Holly coming onto him in that show was his fondest memory?
Damn she reacted to quick before he got a really good squeeze
It would be mine too, props to him for not literally passing out from blood loss
>10 y/o me
>15 y/o me
>20 y/o me
>25 y/o me
Leave me alone
>10 y/o me
>15 y/o me
>20 y/o me
>25 y/o me
Glad he's finally got some good luck. Bad shit was always happening to that little nigga in Eerie, Indiana.
Can I just say that gameboy color box is very aesthetic?
>didn't get molested by my aunt or a teacher
What body type is this?
"Chocolate cake? Do you take me for a fucking simpleton you sleazy whore? I require at the very LEAST a cream-cheese icing red velvet cake with truffle shavings, topped with maraschino cherry sauce, and a side of creme fraiche. And is that a gameboy? What would I want with a low resolution, black and white, low frame-rate, piece of shit like that you insolent little fuck toy? Get me an Atari Lynx. And make sure it has Gauntlet already inside ready for me to play. *throws radio clock at her head*"
fuck the cake
marry the gameboy
kill the actress
How old was the character? Looks like the actor was around twelve. At eleven I probably would have been intimidated or disinterested in her but I remember twelve very well as being a year of getting boners for no reason and being horny as hell. Twelve year old me would have tossed the cake and game boy aside to probably ejaculate in seconds, if I even made it inside her.
Sex > Cake > Gameboy > Sex > Gameboy > Sex > Repeat
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