naled men are hideous. women are gay for having sex with them.
I realized it fully when I was watching normal people with my gf and I called her a homosexual
This is why women are Bi by default, men look weird and generally ugly. Women tend to be passable in most cases.
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my gf said shed rather see a naked woman than a naked man and yet she b***hes that nudity is always female even tho it hasn't been that way since the 80s. she makes no sense. shes a homosexual. heres another show she watches, if she doesnt want to eat that ass shes a massive homo.
the guy looks a neanderthal they sent to a beauty salon
Honestly, I'd choose Tessa. She could probably give some good ghetto head, and won't be sucu a prude in the bedroom. Natalie would just annoy me with her pretentious shit and barren pussy energy
I don't get why is the valkyrie on the good side again? >betrays her people >becomes a slave trader >tortures her slaves and grooms them into the meat grinder show >a raging drug addict, drinks all the time
This is her introduction. How the frick is she redeemable? How can a person like that become the fricking queen? Did the asgardians kinda forget about the valkyrie?
That's even worse then. A movie for children shouldn't have a bad character who is enslaver, torturer, betrayer and addict, rewarded for his horrible deeds. Hey kids, if you are sarcastic about people, and you drink a lot and get the alcoholic self-pity sad, it means you are virtuous and deserve the spot that is representing the highest societal virtue.
Black b***h is supposed to be king but she doesn't treat it like it means anything. Women just want the title and everything that comes with it but the responsibility. Jesus frick I hate her.
If I'm forced to choose one of them? Natalie, she's still ok even if she's older than Tessa she's still way above her. I could never be attracted to Tessa when she's constantly wearing her "I'm a gigantic c**t/I'm bored" expression, besides she has absolutely no boobs, I don't mind small boobs but she has none at all.
maybe if hershlag told me stories about what luc besson made her do back when she was 12 i'd stay hard long enough to frick her dusty ruin of a body. no such hope for the darkie
no
frick you
I leave and find Sif
Sif more like Sniff
It's clear Taika hates her because she didn't suck the tiki torch like Tessa.
Yoooo.
Contemplate the aroma
2nd post best post
>me on the right
left unsympathetic as frick
right fake cgi arms.
i think i choose my hand.
>unsympathetic as frick
Lmfao holy moly
Portman 20 years younger.
already a good camrip anon
That suit looks like complete ass.
Yeah it looks incredibly plastic. The armour sets in Thor 1 were amazing and they've never come close to them in any other appearances...
okay here you go anon
Of course the Greek is gonna strip the man naked.
naled men are hideous. women are gay for having sex with them.
I realized it fully when I was watching normal people with my gf and I called her a homosexual
This is why women are Bi by default, men look weird and generally ugly. Women tend to be passable in most cases.
my gf said shed rather see a naked woman than a naked man and yet she b***hes that nudity is always female even tho it hasn't been that way since the 80s. she makes no sense. shes a homosexual. heres another show she watches, if she doesnt want to eat that ass shes a massive homo.
the guy looks a neanderthal they sent to a beauty salon
>Why does this look like a video game cutscene?
>Oh yeah, because it was copied straight from Diablo 3
Wait this is in the movie? This looks like a bad photoshop screenshot repaint you'd find on Deviant art.
yes but its a camrip so they probably filtered the frick out of it
post a cap of that sexy black goddess sitting in front of them in the hall of gods
I saw it in the theaters, and I remember thinking the costume looked like shitty plastic then too.
free shrugs?
Tfw you finally finished farming your entire set in World of Warcraft.
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Webrip wen
isn't portman like below 5'?
>shorter than Portman
that black chick must be genuine dwarf, Portman is pocket sized
nah portman in the movie is almost full cgi.
only the face is hers
In real life the black chick is an inch taller than Portman
hard choice, but a israeli woman is less worse than a black, so i choose Natalie
Honestly, I'd choose Tessa. She could probably give some good ghetto head, and won't be sucu a prude in the bedroom. Natalie would just annoy me with her pretentious shit and barren pussy energy
>it's another Anon overthinks and plans an entire life with a woman when asked the simple question of who he'd frick episode
I mean I could just give a simple single word answer but I got nothing else to do on summer break. I like to write
>It's another anon overthinks some random post by another anon episode.
See anybody cab do it.
To be fair, her blow job game must be sensational for her to still get roles.
I'll be honest, Tessa is stunningly beautiful.
>I'll be honest
WHEN?
DARCY
She was chubbed up in this.
I'm OK with that.
Show me their asses.
What about the other one?
OH GODS MAKE IT STOP
I don't get why is the valkyrie on the good side again?
>betrays her people
>becomes a slave trader
>tortures her slaves and grooms them into the meat grinder show
>a raging drug addict, drinks all the time
This is her introduction. How the frick is she redeemable? How can a person like that become the fricking queen? Did the asgardians kinda forget about the valkyrie?
>betrays her people
>becomes a slave trader
>tortures her slaves and grooms them into the meat grinder show
>a raging drug addict, drinks all the time
it almost sounds like she was white
Hey Asgard where are my wypipo reparations?
This is your daily reminder that you are a grown man complaining about a movie made for snotty nose children.
That's even worse then. A movie for children shouldn't have a bad character who is enslaver, torturer, betrayer and addict, rewarded for his horrible deeds. Hey kids, if you are sarcastic about people, and you drink a lot and get the alcoholic self-pity sad, it means you are virtuous and deserve the spot that is representing the highest societal virtue.
>enslaver, torturer, betrayer and addict, rewarded for his horrible deeds.
That sounds like a lot of royalty everywhere
this Black is relentlessly ugly and I'm sick of seeing her
I haven't seen a Marvel Movie since 2012. Does it really have a mandatory resting b***h face Black person woman in literally every scene now?
Death.
I choose Natalie Portman's arms.
they're CGI
>those arms
Bros..
yes.
How can she get buff in just a matter of months but Brie can't manage it even after four years of constant training?
Brie seemed to go full skinny yoga mode instead of eating more and lifting. She looks worse in the costume now than she did in Captain Marvel
Negresses have higher T levels
brie is too scatterbrained, she had a crisis and is doing some hippy shit now. she needs a husband is all.
disregard both and acquire hela
Natalie Portman obviously, beastialiy is illegal
I leave and find Darcy.
Did Valkyrie forget that she was meant to be a wienerney in Ragnarok? Why was her accent posh in Love & Thunder?
Black b***h is supposed to be king but she doesn't treat it like it means anything. Women just want the title and everything that comes with it but the responsibility. Jesus frick I hate her.
Wideshot buckshot for a 2-fer.
Option C
Black person>>>>>>
gap>>>>>>>>
I already did by not watching the movie at all.
i think the one on the left is in a russian prison atm so hershlag wins by default
Choose
oh no it is so difficult
post screencaps or tessa in those rubber boots in love and thunder
what's wrong with her lips
I choose death
Holy shit what a photo
The water rippling away from his majestic radiance, what composition.
If I'm forced to choose one of them? Natalie, she's still ok even if she's older than Tessa she's still way above her. I could never be attracted to Tessa when she's constantly wearing her "I'm a gigantic c**t/I'm bored" expression, besides she has absolutely no boobs, I don't mind small boobs but she has none at all.
Tessa has resting smug face. She also looks like a pug.
maybe if hershlag told me stories about what luc besson made her do back when she was 12 i'd stay hard long enough to frick her dusty ruin of a body. no such hope for the darkie
That's not even a fricking question, everyone is going to pick right. Tessa fricking SUCKS.
No one, only the girl buried in wundagore
I want to watch the dark one frick the Israeli one with a strap on, ultimate surrender style
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