Chris Evans going full 80s action movie villain

Absolute kino, he's carrying this film so far from the previews.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    goslings acting is dogshit in this lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's just like me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just like Me. Lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't be rude, i did my best

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying my hardest, anon.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Ewan Mcgregor pretending to be a villain in a french flick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ewan macgregor played one of the best villains in cinema history

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have read the book and seen the movie but remember virtually nothing about the plot. Like nothing except that the kind priest is the bad guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YEAH A WIFE STEALING SINNER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i was getting more of a d list british actor appears as generic white villain in bollywood flick

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This looks horrible. Can't tell if it's making a attempt to take it self serious or not. Ana is hot though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like Gosling is trying to play it straight while Evans decided to go full ham.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seen better acting from Steve

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god he looks like a boomer's wet dream of what a man is
    all these fricking younger boomer wannabes are going to eat this shit up and dream about being his character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >am millenial boomer wannabe
      >i think chris evans looks based
      Yeah I'd say you nailed it nailer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a zoomer boomer wannabe and I think the dude in the OP pic looks based, just another data point for you here

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many americans will sit their fat asses down to watch this so they can pretend like they could fight like that because they saw it in a movie so it looks easy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure most people just watch movies and move on with their life
      unlike you, who spends it obsessing over americans lmfao

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long has he worn a toupée???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably way back since Half Nelson.

      I'm on chapter 4 of the book, seems kind of shitty should I keep reading it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all his hair in the MSheU was digitally added

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >netflix

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >LE QUIPPO

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a mustache kinda morning

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a gay pornstar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ill never forgive homosexuals for ruining moustaches
      im gonna wear one i dont give a frick, my dad had one and his dad before him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        actors are gay, thats all
        any look homosexual actors wear looks gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A good man can carry a proud moustache. Stay strong 'stache bro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BASED. I have one too. It strikes fear in homosexuals and troons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll never forgive your dad and his dad either.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that makes two of us bro
          thanks for the alcoholism gene dudes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based, stay strong stachebro
        unfrotunately I just look like an idiot with one even though I can grow a decent one. I guess I'm moronic, in the back of my mind I think I'd look like tom selleck or something kek

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nice hairline bro

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moustaches are coming back into fashion boys i can feel it, things are looking up!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like some b tier John Wick rip off. Not even Ana DeArmas bare ass can save this pile of shit.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm totally growing my mustache out and keeping it trim

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Graphic murder has always been fine. What makes America great.

    ?t=125

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i agree its just kind of funny how saying latina vs latinx is a big deal to the same people pushing out movies with hundreds of graphic murders
      really makes you think

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you know what
      its about mcfricking time to rewatch robocop

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can't go wrong with classic 80's movies.

        ?t=34

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          haha those sound effects

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hilarious. I like watching some people on Youtube do resounds of old movies.

            ?t=52

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wow this was great. This channel is interesting, thanks for sharing

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Evans watched Face/Off too many times

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    these youtubes have just made it clear that if i want a full 80s action movie ill just watch 80s action movies
    god what a decade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking nuts. Imagine seeing that stuff in the theatre for the first time.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Evans is a turbohomosexual, not gonna watch it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its also got gosling, and ultramegahomosexual
      not lookin good

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's like a Ryan Reynolds movie. Frick this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ryan Reynolds and Chris Evans are practically the same person

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he spray his hair with mace? Arent you suppose to get the eyes and nose? Why didnt gosling react at all, is it because the moron only sprayed his hair? Wtf

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Evans is... CHET DONNELLY from Weird Science in: THE GRAY MAN

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's sad is the books has more Bourne style spy stuff in it like trailing targets or conducting surveillance and the fight scenes are by and large grounded, but here Gosling gets assaulted by dudes in wacky body armor with miniguns in broad daylight and he's running on top of a bus while it blows up. The book already had plenty of action in it, no need to add more from your own imagination because it'll just not fit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well it’s directed by the Russo brothers, they only know how to make braindead flicks, probably thought the audience would be bored if the action was too grounded

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this looks so bad

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gosling is good at comedy, look at that good film he did with Russel Crowe

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks fun, genuinely laughed at the cut from jumping through a shrouded window into some completely different setting

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >israeliteflix

    yikes

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this a Netflix flick? Studio passed on it? Also I love these three but I hate the Russos. Looks like this will be quip a minute bullshit too.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NONONONO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
    Cavillbros… we won..

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the cgi smoke instantly killed it for me. hate this shit. you can get a smoke machine from party city for like 50 bucks.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >moustaches are back in fashion
    Thank god, I can't grow a good beard to save my life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mullets are also back in fashion for some odd reason

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    trailer looks good, however it's Netflix I'll wait to see how much current year dog shit is in it

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YES!!!! A WOMAN SAVED A MAN!!!!!!!! THIS THIS SO MUCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    $250 million
    What a fricking joke.
    And frick Chris Evans

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the movie that got 4500 people laid off when the execs saw it for the first time.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the goose but my friend told me this was by a capeshit director so I won't be seeing it.

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