Chris Hemsworth To Star In TRANSFORMERS/G.I. JOE Crossover Film

https://deadline.com/2024/05/chris-hemsworth-transformers-g-i-joe-crossover-movie-1235945119/

I'm guessing he's going to play Duke.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TRANSFORMERS/G.I. JOE Crossover Film
    damn the film industry is really hitting the bottom of the barrel now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my first thought for a lazy mashup is twilight x hunger games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Special appearances by Barbie and The Thundercats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like hitting the bottom of my toybox.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idw has been pitching this for literally a decade now, they made a comic book adaptation for a movie that never existed

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TRANSFORMERS/G.I. JOE Crossover Film
    YUM YUM YUM GOYSLOP YUM YUM YUM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting little monsters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We own you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Covetous little hyenas

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paramount slop is the sloppiest of slop

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Box office poison

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need to back up the Brinks truck for Michael Bay to come back because holy frick. A new fricking low for the franchise right here. All of the gi joe movies flopped.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Michael Bay to come back
      True. Set the tone right. It's clear they can't pull it off.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make it Bayformers and you got a deal.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is Hollywood going to figure out that there are no more summer blockbuster films anymore.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they'd give up after the last shitshow
    They had a good thing with that Travis guy and they immediately started this shit back into garbage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steered*

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yo Optimus
    >Yo Joe

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they'll do something really crazy and make him a bumbling moron.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is playing Rodimus Prime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot Rod is a turbo running young punk!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick fricking come up with an original idea. who is asking for more fricking transformers or gi joe...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And especially who the frick is asking for this crossover. Duke fricking died to grunts in that latest movie, how is he going to contribute anything
      How about Transformers and Gorgonites team up after the Commando Elite find a way to grow huge and team up with Megatron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sells so they keep making them. Its like you don't understand how money works.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I implore you to look up the box office of the last transformers movie and the last GI Joe movie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For Hasbro, movies are just a springload to release more toys.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are by talking about it

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DO kids even know what Transformers or GI Joe are anymore? Should flop hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's aimed at Xennial manchildren but I think that market is tapped out already.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      transformers yes
      gi joe doubtful, unless they have older siblings/parents who are at least 30

      I like Chris but he has been picking some franchise flops. Ghostbusters 2016, MIB international, Furiosa.

      it's not chris' fault, he's a fairly marketable guy, it's just the filmmakers & studios that frick up

      He's a cuck and globohomosexual homosexual shill in real life. He should have just gone off and done smaller movies for a few years instead on trying to get in on another moronic franchise. It's not as if he needs money. Then he cries because he can't get cast by scorsese or tarantino

      >He's a cuck and globohomosexual homosexual shill in real life
      he literally doesn't give a shit about politics lmao, there was some video of him, don cheadle and captain marvel and all three are asked who their heroes are, larson & cheadle answer with some generic blackies while chris answers with some old australian cartoon that would probably get canceled if it was around today

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he literally doesn't give a shit about politics lmao,
        He shilled for gay marriage and said trump is scary. He knows which wieners he has to suck to keep working

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Chris but he has been picking some franchise flops. Ghostbusters 2016, MIB international, Furiosa.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In all fairness picking a winning horse with what Hollywood is churning out; it’s like having the choice between a dog with wheels for hind legs, a blind donkey, or a rabid beaver. All the good horses aged out and were taken out back and shot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a cuck and globohomosexual homosexual shill in real life. He should have just gone off and done smaller movies for a few years instead on trying to get in on another moronic franchise. It's not as if he needs money. Then he cries because he can't get cast by scorsese or tarantino

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I even doubt his genetic disease is real, or just a talking point when jab holocaust is causing more neurodegen in the jabbed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For sure. No doubt his whole fricking family took that shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of course he needs money the first thing they do after their first big paycheck is buying a huge fricking mansion that costs a frickload to maintain

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >4 million dollar house that's now worth 10 million
            >130 million in the bank
            >around 100 million from just playing thor.
            He never needed shit like mib or furiosa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's more likable than his performances. All style no substance

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poor guy desperately needs a better agent.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's been a military presence in every Transformers film I've watched. One I think was even John Cena, a literal GI Joe irl. Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect... the Joe way.

    Point being, it's just gonna be all the same shit, except this time the characters have names (Flint, Scarlett, etc.).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >John Cena, a literal GI Joe irl. Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect
      He's just a big gay who sold his soul.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile hasn't read the Energon Universe
    You reveal your own ignorance

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Millenials/zoomers will never know the feeling of hearing "COBRAAAA" in a transformers cartoon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer
      >"Cobra La La La Laaaaaa!!!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally everyone hated the GI Joe cartoon since the second season. There's a reason why it's never made it to the upper echelon of pop culture and why every GI Joe product flops.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're thinking of He-Man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait...is that....NO WAY....
      Dang, that trench-coat and fedora sure fooled me!

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't every attempt at a GI Joe movie fail? One even had the Rock and Bruce Willis.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Duke
    Oh wow, vanilla boring ass Puke. Frick Snake Eyes too.
    Where's Shipwreck? Barbecue? Low Light? Snow Job? Cover Girl? Mutt & his pooch Junkyard? Srg. Slaughter!

    Cobra guys will likely be Baroness, Cobra Commander, Storm Shadow, and Destro. Whoopie! Never seen them before.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are crazy if you think a white male is going to be the lead character in this. I'm guessing he dies or must "re-discover what true leadership is, because he has lost his way"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There won't be that much character depth. Make no mistake, this will be a Transformers movie, with GI Joe characters in it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Make no mistake, this will be a Transformers movie, with GI Joe characters in it.
          so the first bayformers again? i'm ok with that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was a classic. All that was missing was naming Josh Duhamel "Flint" and naming Tyrese "Roadblock".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Snow Job?
      that's what your mom gave me last winter lmao

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they actually managed to both steal and make the logo look worse than something i found on the internet nearly two decades ago
    We are reaching slop levels that shouldn't be possible

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One step closer to Transformers x Furious Fast. Good!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Optimus joins the Family and and chills with a Corona with Dom
      I honestly kind of want to see this shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Transformers x Furious Fast can be crazy.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did paramount fall so far from grace. What the frick happened? They dominated the 2000s.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s trying to run the mark wahlberg slop gauntlet without making the studios any money. Honestly pretty based

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should plastic surgery to that shoulders

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wants to be a serious actor
    >doing mobile game commercials
    Hahahah

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds great. As long as there's no raceswapping genderbending woke bullshit I will definitely give it a chance in theaters

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't do it, Chris, you're better than that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you ficking serious lmao
      After thor he's doing cartoon wokeformers and mobile ads..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you really gonna fricking say that shit after blackhat and ghostbsuters?

      fricking really?
      he's cavill-level terrible.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm guessing he's going to play Duke.
    I'm guessing his wife will play both Scarlett and the Baroness

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She pathetic and desperate enough

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, she had two parts in Furiosa, why would she settle for less in this movie ?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's settled for cameos in his movies because she has no career of her own

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This could be cool and exciting if done well but we know it wont be done well. The Decepticons and Cobra did nothing wrong btw.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >crashing TWO (2) franchises at the same time
    I'm impressed

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds fricking moronic.

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