Fake numbers. I read Disney+ counts highlighting the show's icon with the directional keypad of your remote will count as an episode watch. HoTD2 will destroy all these fake numbers.
No it doesn't. You're thinking of Twitter and Faceberg video view counts.
Reminder: >"Biggest D+ show ever" Kenobi had 12m views in 3 days. >Ahsoka had 14m views in 5 days >Acolyte is over 8 million views in 2 days
We'll know tomorrow if Acolyte dethroned Kenobi as the most successful D+ show of all time...obviously Disney will spam it everywhere if it does.
Meaningless without a clear definition of "views." We also need a comparison to past show viewership numbers, both within Disney+ and across other streaming platforms.
Even worse. I don't know why morons are complaining about faking viewing numbers, they are just wording it to sound good. Biggest Launch on Disney+ in 2024. Means nothing. A brand new Simpsons episode could have higher numbers than that. However, we do know that 4.8 million is an insanely low percentage of their subscriber base.
They probably suck. If those numbers were good Disney would be telling everyone. The crazy thing is it doesn't matter how many people watched it because Disney is making the same revenue from it if 5 people watched it or 5 million because the only revenue they get is from people buying a Disney+ subscription
This. The story was killed after Variety reported it and smaller sites (which essentially cut and paste/leech from it and the other 3 Penske sites THR, Deadline and Indiewire) parroted it without taking into account this was terrible news for the series.
It's hilarious how we're all pointing this out right now but the industry won't be held accountable for years in all likelihood. Probably until it gets to a point where they need to be bailed out by the government. At which point there will be a massive investigation into how the industry and most likely the marketing industry colluded to keep pumping massive numbers for shit they absolutely knew wasn't generating money anymore. And needless to say shit that seems super obvious to me and my fellow noticers here is going to be "an absolute shock" to everyone else to the possible tune of trillions.
>It's hilarious how we're all pointing this out right now but the industry won't be held accountable for years in all likelihood
While it's true that it takes years for the industry to react, keep in mind we're already 3 years into the big indicators and they will never say it but they're nooticing.
-They nooticed when top gun blew it out of the water two years ago.
-They nooticed when avatar still did big despite every film snob telling me it's overrated and not worthy of respect
-They nooticed when Hogwarts legacy crushed it despite a very aggressive cancel campaign involving troons making it *very* clear that if you buy this you want them dead
-They nooticed as early as 2021 when marvel, one of the biggest money printers of all time turned into a shit printer
-They nooticed when barbie, the most traditionally girly thing imaginable got every female(tm) on earth to come out while the marvels, charlies angels, and a slew of other action movies did not.
-They nooticed a few months ago how movies from 20 years ago dominated the box office (actually hilarious)
-They just nooticed that helldivers made a frickton of money and they know very well nobody playing it is doing it to enjoy the "satire", they want something where they don't play as a resistance of lame children but instead play as badasses who kill inferior beings.
It is overwhelmingly clear that everyone is tired of all the shit they've been pushing since the summer of love.
>It is.
It isn't. Fricking Doctor Who episodes from the period of the show considered unpopular scored like 5 million per episode, that was the time when SW was 100x bigger than DW.
>digital circus had 700k concurrent watchers for its second episode livestreaming >that's a failure because YouTube has 2.5 billion users
That's what you sound like.
We have no metric for how Disney quantifies a view or if they aren't just lying out of their ass, since there's no objective third party like a Nielson rating.
And it doesn't matter, since "new thing most popular" is supposed to be par for the course, not something to be celebrated.
Reminder that these are awful numbers and this disingenuous "news" were not published by the standard movie press bc even for them it would be too embarrassing
why won't disney just die already? it's not even about making money any more, is it?
https://rumble.com/v12noj1-the-martian-american-torture-cow-has-grown-up.html
No, unless you really don't give a shit about plot, worldbuilding, or realistic characters. If you just like looking at moving pictures, then yeah it's amazing.
oh frick no
even the "good" first two are utterly moronic and objectively badly written by the showrunner >Lesbian Headlamp
3rd ep next week will actually kill the force
by making a coven of evil force witches IMMACULATE concieve the literal lesbian antichrist
everybody will watch it in horror like an endless car crash
We also don't even know what that means. For all we know, just clicking on it and watching 1 second counts as a view for Disney. They want every excuse to inflate their viewership numbers to show shareholders that they are doing fine.
Isn't 4.8 million views what USA Network detective series used to get per episode? Like isn't that an average rating for Psych or Burn Notice? They spent how much on this again?
Kek, cope. Bro has 1 million average view every time he shitpost woke garbage on youtube from his basement. And he's been making acolyte shitpost at least three times this month.
>4.8 million views Critical drinker reach the same view less than a week worth of working shitting on this shitfest
[...] >Maybe if you add up all 30 videos
[...] >pic of 10 videos each with over 4 million, out of his catelog of hundreds
Who's stupid? Keep in mind you're comparing something that took years, hundreds of people, and 200 million dollars, and an IP attached that was worth 4billion dollars a decade ago, to a hobbyist who makes these in a matter of hours inbetween walking his fricking dog. The fact that we're even having this discussion should be a clear indicator that it's over.
>4.8 million views Critical drinker reach the same view less than a week worth of working shitting on this shitfest
Maybe if you add up all 30 videos
>Maybe if you add up all 30 videos
You guys fricking suck at damage control, just admit when you've lost
>pic of 10 videos each with over 4 million, out of his catelog of hundreds
Who's stupid? Keep in mind you're comparing something that took years, hundreds of people, and 200 million dollars, and an IP attached that was worth 4billion dollars a decade ago, to a hobbyist who makes these in a matter of hours inbetween walking his fricking dog. The fact that we're even having this discussion should be a clear indicator that it's over.
That fricking fat redneck deliberately talk super slow with massive click bait for shekels. Try to 2x speed him and it all makes sense. I block his stupid ass chanel.
theres no such thing as a fricking chud the chuds arent watching this shit anyway they're larping about reading evola and hate-listening to TRS podcasts go enjoy your fricking gay show without invoking the chud boogeyman
The real losers are those still giving a shit about chuds vs xirs in 2024 and even more if you identify as one of either. All of you are equally fricked, you just don't realize it yet.
What does it matter? You think the psychopathic israelites who inject neomarxism into every franchise would tell you the truth about the popularity of their newest propaganda? Or that npcs watching or not watching it makes any difference?
>Or that npcs watching or not watching it makes any difference?
I think it matters whether anyone is actually watching the israeli neomarxist propaganda or not.
Sure, but the next generation will grow up thinking it's normal, just like you have 20% lgbt mentally ill zoomers already. Npcs don't have universal principles and if sufficiently brainwashed will accept anything as normal. What I'm saying is it's a small, temporary consolation that won't change anything without actual war
>20% lgbt mentally ill zoomers already
When I was a kid it was 10% and at least half of that was people who said they were "bi" and never acted on it. People lie to be cool, and given the amount of social credit that has been dumped into such identities recently i can only imagine the number liars has gone up.
It's funny because The Acolyte isn't. It's just "the best of 2024" for Disney, and considering Disney released barely anything in 2024, of course it's going to be their highest viewed 2024 show. 4 million views is laughably pathetic for 2 episodes, though.
Why is it so easy for chuds to destroy media?
Stranger things season 1 cost $6M per episodes and had 8 episodes meaning the show cost about $50M to make
It also had an average viewership of 14M adults for its first month and 70% of people who started the show finished (if Netflix numbers are to be believed). It was the third most successful Netflix show to date when it came out.
The acolyte cost $180M to make (or $22.5M per episode) and has around 5M viewers (if Disney’s numbers are to be believed)
Assuming generously that the acolytes numbers hold and they average 5M viewers per day, that would give them 150M viewers in a month to Stranger Things 420M
This means that stranger things got ~8 viewers for every dollar spent while the acolyte got 0.8 viewers for every dollar spent.
I was wondering the same thing after furiosa bombed
Maybe the acolyte and furiosa never had a chance though
I look forward to seeing what the power of the chud can do to deadpool
Deadpool's going to have a massive opening, it's going to break the bank when it finally releases for the same reason Spider Man No Way Home broke all kind of records, nostalgia bait + People liked the "Starring" character already.
If it goes TLJ it's going to have a similar harsh as frick drop.
High opening views were a given, most if not all star wars fans are gonna at least check it out.
But viewer retention is going to be the biggest Issue for this show. It is incredibly boring and disjointed, the characters are stunted and uninteresting.
I dont think many people will even reach episode 5 before dropping the show.
I concede.
Fake numbers. I read Disney+ counts highlighting the show's icon with the directional keypad of your remote will count as an episode watch. HoTD2 will destroy all these fake numbers.
t. doomwiener
No it doesn't. You're thinking of Twitter and Faceberg video view counts.
Reminder:
>"Biggest D+ show ever" Kenobi had 12m views in 3 days.
>Ahsoka had 14m views in 5 days
>Acolyte is over 8 million views in 2 days
We'll know tomorrow if Acolyte dethroned Kenobi as the most successful D+ show of all time...obviously Disney will spam it everywhere if it does.
Kenobi was also one of the most moronic shows of all time
>Biggest Disney+ launch of 2024
I know. They're getting as ridiculous as sports statistics. "Highest amount of interceptions thrown during the second half since 1998".
only if we count US Disney + because I think Shogun would be the biggest otherwise
Shogun is on hulu
Outside US it is in D+
Wait, Americucks have to pay a separate subscription for Hulu and Disney Plus?
There the rub
Which means it beat Echo, and... uh...
>A real bugs life narrated by Awkwafina
Take that, chuds!
meanwhile 100k sub youtube channels get better numbers in a day
They actually don't.
They actually do.
NTA, In a day is pushing it but in a week is completely accurate, it's not even remotely uncommon
> A fricking short
Come on now
>moving goalposts
typical chud
The 5m figure for the acolyte comes from Samba, which counts people who watched for 5 seconds as a view, so that's a fair comparison.
It actually isn't.
they kinda do
Meaningless without a clear definition of "views." We also need a comparison to past show viewership numbers, both within Disney+ and across other streaming platforms.
It's like 5% of their subscribers. Regardless of what counts as a view, that's kinda pitiful.
3.25%.
Even worse. I don't know why morons are complaining about faking viewing numbers, they are just wording it to sound good. Biggest Launch on Disney+ in 2024. Means nothing. A brand new Simpsons episode could have higher numbers than that. However, we do know that 4.8 million is an insanely low percentage of their subscriber base.
What happened to Nielsen rating/share numbers? Disney really wants you to believe 4.8m is good, and maybe it is, but maybe that is nothing.
They probably suck. If those numbers were good Disney would be telling everyone. The crazy thing is it doesn't matter how many people watched it because Disney is making the same revenue from it if 5 people watched it or 5 million because the only revenue they get is from people buying a Disney+ subscription
This. The story was killed after Variety reported it and smaller sites (which essentially cut and paste/leech from it and the other 3 Penske sites THR, Deadline and Indiewire) parroted it without taking into account this was terrible news for the series.
It's hilarious how we're all pointing this out right now but the industry won't be held accountable for years in all likelihood. Probably until it gets to a point where they need to be bailed out by the government. At which point there will be a massive investigation into how the industry and most likely the marketing industry colluded to keep pumping massive numbers for shit they absolutely knew wasn't generating money anymore. And needless to say shit that seems super obvious to me and my fellow noticers here is going to be "an absolute shock" to everyone else to the possible tune of trillions.
>It's hilarious how we're all pointing this out right now but the industry won't be held accountable for years in all likelihood
While it's true that it takes years for the industry to react, keep in mind we're already 3 years into the big indicators and they will never say it but they're nooticing.
-They nooticed when top gun blew it out of the water two years ago.
-They nooticed when avatar still did big despite every film snob telling me it's overrated and not worthy of respect
-They nooticed when Hogwarts legacy crushed it despite a very aggressive cancel campaign involving troons making it *very* clear that if you buy this you want them dead
-They nooticed as early as 2021 when marvel, one of the biggest money printers of all time turned into a shit printer
-They nooticed when barbie, the most traditionally girly thing imaginable got every female(tm) on earth to come out while the marvels, charlies angels, and a slew of other action movies did not.
-They nooticed a few months ago how movies from 20 years ago dominated the box office (actually hilarious)
-They just nooticed that helldivers made a frickton of money and they know very well nobody playing it is doing it to enjoy the "satire", they want something where they don't play as a resistance of lame children but instead play as badasses who kill inferior beings.
It is overwhelmingly clear that everyone is tired of all the shit they've been pushing since the summer of love.
Don't forget Godzilla Minus One making how many fricking millions on a less than 15 million dollar budget and just word of mouth advertising
the biggest piece of shit is still a piece of shit
We know that normies are brain dead and like trash. We’re still not watching it.
>Biggest launch in 2024
What else came out this year???
I can't wait to see the Episode 8 numbers vs 1 and 2
Disneybros... I'm scared
mouseBlack folk are so desperate they think 4.8m worldwide on a streaming service with a 150,000,000 subscribers is a massive success lmao lol
It is.
>It is.
It isn't. Fricking Doctor Who episodes from the period of the show considered unpopular scored like 5 million per episode, that was the time when SW was 100x bigger than DW.
It was public telly, there were more potential watchers
Is it really public telly when you have to pay a loiscence fee to watch it?
Oh no it isn't
Yeah bro 3.5% of your subscriber base viewing something you paid $200,000,000 to produce is totally a massive success lmao
>digital circus had 700k concurrent watchers for its second episode livestreaming
>that's a failure because YouTube has 2.5 billion users
That's what you sound like.
false equivalency try harder stupid mouseBlack person
>t. Cinemaphilegay
>comparing something with a 200,000,000 budget and something with a 100,000 budget
lollin @ you
Imagine defending this pile of shit. What went wrong with your life?
there's nothing else on TV
We have no metric for how Disney quantifies a view or if they aren't just lying out of their ass, since there's no objective third party like a Nielson rating.
And it doesn't matter, since "new thing most popular" is supposed to be par for the course, not something to be celebrated.
It's also their first launch of 2024, isn't it?
Reminder that these are awful numbers and this disingenuous "news" were not published by the standard movie press bc even for them it would be too embarrassing
>of 2024
>on disney+
>premiere
>of 2024
it’s just caveats all the way down this is such a massive fricking flop
why won't disney just die already? it's not even about making money any more, is it?
https://rumble.com/v12noj1-the-martian-american-torture-cow-has-grown-up.html
so wokism aside is it actually good?
not so far, they're teasing episode 3 as if it might turn it around
No, unless you really don't give a shit about plot, worldbuilding, or realistic characters. If you just like looking at moving pictures, then yeah it's amazing.
The moving pictures look bad and the people in the pictures also look bad except for that one dude who got shredded.
oh frick no
even the "good" first two are utterly moronic and objectively badly written by the showrunner
>Lesbian Headlamp
3rd ep next week will actually kill the force
by making a coven of evil force witches IMMACULATE concieve the literal lesbian antichrist
everybody will watch it in horror like an endless car crash
Another failed reviewbomb campaign.
>Biggest Disney+ Launch of 2024
Reminds me of the multiple times Disney bragged about their first gay character.
I haven’t watched a single nu disney film since Iron Man 1, AMA.
The actual news: The Acolyte has the worst viewership of all Star Wars Disney series
congrats, you've been absorbed and neutered by western capitalism
you sure showed us
4 million doesnt seem that much considering how big the US is
2 episodes so really just 2.4
Ahsoka had 11 million and those were underwhelming numbers
We also don't even know what that means. For all we know, just clicking on it and watching 1 second counts as a view for Disney. They want every excuse to inflate their viewership numbers to show shareholders that they are doing fine.
Isn't 4.8 million views what USA Network detective series used to get per episode? Like isn't that an average rating for Psych or Burn Notice? They spent how much on this again?
>4.8 million views
Critical drinker reach the same view less than a week worth of working shitting on this shitfest
Maybe if you add up all 30 videos
Kek, cope. Bro has 1 million average view every time he shitpost woke garbage on youtube from his basement. And he's been making acolyte shitpost at least three times this month.
You guys fricking suck at damage control, just admit when you've lost
>Showing videos from 3-5 years ago
You cant be this stupid
see
he doesnt pull those numbers but his latest acolyte video, 1 day old, has 1.5 million views. he gets a third of a star wars TV show premiere
>4.8 million views Critical drinker reach the same view less than a week worth of working shitting on this shitfest
>Maybe if you add up all 30 videos
>pic of 10 videos each with over 4 million, out of his catelog of hundreds
Who's stupid? Keep in mind you're comparing something that took years, hundreds of people, and 200 million dollars, and an IP attached that was worth 4billion dollars a decade ago, to a hobbyist who makes these in a matter of hours inbetween walking his fricking dog. The fact that we're even having this discussion should be a clear indicator that it's over.
Less than a week. You show videos with years of views. Show his videos in the last week. If it's more, you win. Simple
Learn to read
^This guy said "less than a week worth of working" as in drinker spent a week on something as opposed to millions of manhours
cope and dilate
seethe harder shills, you lost to a basement dweller drunktard
I just hate those fricking youtubers. I'll admit i confused him with the fat bearded one.
That fricking fat redneck deliberately talk super slow with massive click bait for shekels. Try to 2x speed him and it all makes sense. I block his stupid ass chanel.
i like the scripted nerdrotic videos. someone at youtube is apparently quite mad at him kek
theres no such thing as a fricking chud the chuds arent watching this shit anyway they're larping about reading evola and hate-listening to TRS podcasts go enjoy your fricking gay show without invoking the chud boogeyman
Didn't lose a thong, stalker. Enjoy prison.
millenial in a nutshell
14 million was over 7 days
And most of those were on the first day. Acolyte also had to release 2 episodes on its premiere.
did they waste all their bots on youtube comments this time around?
Ahsoka was 2023 chud
The real losers are those still giving a shit about chuds vs xirs in 2024 and even more if you identify as one of either. All of you are equally fricked, you just don't realize it yet.
thank you for letting us know how much you dont care
>disney hasn't released anything in 2024 other than this
OHNONNONNOO
>Mr. Beast continues to outperform Starwars
wait for retention rates
if the audience doesnt have a 60% drop by the next episode ill kneel
otherwise lol told ya
We're not gonna know that. Disney doesn't release that information.
>just trust us okay
lol nobody is watching this shit lmao
>4.8 million people watching a show that looks worse than a Star Trek episode produced in the 70's
I am both unsurprised and appalled
Starwars with a chink full of botox blegh
What does it matter? You think the psychopathic israelites who inject neomarxism into every franchise would tell you the truth about the popularity of their newest propaganda? Or that npcs watching or not watching it makes any difference?
>Or that npcs watching or not watching it makes any difference?
I think it matters whether anyone is actually watching the israeli neomarxist propaganda or not.
It wouldnt surprise me if literally nobody watched this outside of the people watching it for professional reasons to review it.
Sure, but the next generation will grow up thinking it's normal, just like you have 20% lgbt mentally ill zoomers already. Npcs don't have universal principles and if sufficiently brainwashed will accept anything as normal. What I'm saying is it's a small, temporary consolation that won't change anything without actual war
>20% lgbt mentally ill zoomers already
When I was a kid it was 10% and at least half of that was people who said they were "bi" and never acted on it. People lie to be cool, and given the amount of social credit that has been dumped into such identities recently i can only imagine the number liars has gone up.
That doesn't seem good at all. Didn't they release 2 episodes?
Speaking of numbers
these ones are actually real btw
>
Is this 4.8 million rating for BOTH episodes? Or is this for each episode separately?
It's views not viewers, so it is counting both episodes
At least I didn't lost my foreskin to israelites
It's something eh?
we lost star wars like 30 years ago or some shit
>Its the biggest disney launch of 2024
>Its the only thing disney launched in 2024
Top kek troony.
They also released Xmen 97 to 4m views
yeah I'm pretty sure the only competition is XMEN 97 and Echo
>Echo
Bizarre
>Echo
Oh shit that did happen
hate watching chuds LEL
Do I get owned if a large enough number of goyim consume the pig slop? What's the cut off number?
Five million isn't a high number, anons
Fire Country reruns get ten million
Yeah but that's free
And Disney Plus has 111(Or lower, it's been going down) million subscribers.
111 Million people are paying money to watch content and apparently 106.2 million of them said "No thanks I'm good." to STAR WARS
>views
This helps, how? Unless every single one of those people is a new D+ subscriber, it made Disney literally zero money back.
And why should the regular person care how many viewers it had? It doesn't mean anything of the quality; it doesn't imply someone else will like it.
To shareholders it makes sense. To the average person it doesn't.
Every. Single. Launch. Is. The. Biggest. Ever.
It's funny because The Acolyte isn't. It's just "the best of 2024" for Disney, and considering Disney released barely anything in 2024, of course it's going to be their highest viewed 2024 show. 4 million views is laughably pathetic for 2 episodes, though.
>4.8 mln views
>views
>not viewers
So 2.4 mln views per episode on average. Congratulations, Disney!
Still at it, eh?
Is it any good? Otherwise I really don't care what people watch.
Literally who watches this garbage? I've never met them
Why is it so easy for chuds to destroy media?
Stranger things season 1 cost $6M per episodes and had 8 episodes meaning the show cost about $50M to make
It also had an average viewership of 14M adults for its first month and 70% of people who started the show finished (if Netflix numbers are to be believed). It was the third most successful Netflix show to date when it came out.
The acolyte cost $180M to make (or $22.5M per episode) and has around 5M viewers (if Disney’s numbers are to be believed)
Assuming generously that the acolytes numbers hold and they average 5M viewers per day, that would give them 150M viewers in a month to Stranger Things 420M
This means that stranger things got ~8 viewers for every dollar spent while the acolyte got 0.8 viewers for every dollar spent.
chud boy summer
I was wondering the same thing after furiosa bombed
Maybe the acolyte and furiosa never had a chance though
I look forward to seeing what the power of the chud can do to deadpool
>2 white male heroes
it will make a billion
Deadpool's going to have a massive opening, it's going to break the bank when it finally releases for the same reason Spider Man No Way Home broke all kind of records, nostalgia bait + People liked the "Starring" character already.
If it goes TLJ it's going to have a similar harsh as frick drop.
math is right-wing extremism
High opening views were a given, most if not all star wars fans are gonna at least check it out.
But viewer retention is going to be the biggest Issue for this show. It is incredibly boring and disjointed, the characters are stunted and uninteresting.
I dont think many people will even reach episode 5 before dropping the show.
I'm planning on watching ep 3 just to laugh at how inane it's going to be, then I'll be done.
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
That rating is 1/3 the amount of the lowest rated episode of Seinfeld which nearly got the show canceled.
>king of manlets!